Chapter Forty-Eight: What You Don't Know About Me.
"It's okay, it's natural." The strange man carefully retracted the jar that was rolling on the ground into his tattered clothes: "This is a relic, a good thing." ”
Li Guo wiped the powder off his mouth with his sleeve, and spit a few mouthfuls of saliva: "I'm wondering, why can an infatuated old lady's soul have a bottle of your ashes in her hand, and why is it so just right to save your life today." ”
Li Guo's problem, in fact, is very acute, which involves the substantive application of logic, philosophy, and the butterfly effect, and involves things that cannot be explained by natural science.
"Cause and effect, cause and effect. There is a cause before there is an effect. The strange man leaned on the half-suspended fence and looked at the dark houses around him and the old house where a few dogs barked from time to time: "That old lady's obsession is the cause, and someone summons the soul is the effect." Some people summon spirits for the cause, and I look for ghosts to come and effect. Pretending to be forced is the cause, pretending to be forced is not successful, and almost shit is the effect. I almost because I probably saw this before I died in my previous life, so I left something for this old lady is the fruit. So I left something for the old lady because I didn't make a, and it became a fruit ......"
After this big cycle, Li Guo's head was at least five centimeters bigger. And looking at the appearance of the strange man, he is also ready to quote scriptures and explain the cause and effect of this whole thing to everyone in more detail, which is quite instructive.
"Alright, I would have wanted to know. With your explanation, I'm not interested at all. The bird spirit interrupted the strange man without interest, and waved his hand at Li Guo and Xiaoxue Meizi: "I'll go first, Sister Xue can't go back tonight, so let's stay here." ”
Xiaoxue girl let out an "ah" in surprise, then glanced at Li Guo, and shook her head: "I...... I'll go back. I'm going to be on duty. ”
Bird Zijing looked at his watch: "What are you on duty, it's past three o'clock, and you get off work at four o'clock." When I got there, I got off work and slept here. ”
As she spoke, Toriko turned around handsomely and prepared to walk downstairs.
"How do you get there?" Li Guo stopped the bird spirit: "Flying? Or will it turn into a puff of green smoke? ”
The bird turned his head violently, rubbed his nose, and took out a big key from his pocket: "I have a car, BMW, don't touch me." Brother, even though I'm a goblin, I have to live. ”
With that, Toriko carried his Chanel bag, twisted his 45-degree hips, and walked away.
And at this time, the strange man suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! ”
This voice focused the attention of everyone present on this tall hunk dressed like a down-and-out beggar.
"When we meet today, that's fate." The strange man spread his hands: "I'll give each of you one thing for free, usually in the temple, I open one hundred and eighty-one things, and they are all small pieces." More than two kilograms will cost you an additional fee. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and scratched his face with his hand: "I still have a question, what is the meaning of being spiritual?" Am I mentally retarded? ”
The strange man shook his head: "You heard it wrong, you are wise and unintelligent." People often say that the spirit is inseparable, but you are forcibly sealed by the spirit, but it does not affect your wisdom. This is something that only the best masters can do, and I don't know anything else. ”
"All right, bring out what you want to consecrate." The strange man said, and began to look around to open up the gadgets for Li Guo and them: "It's good to be smaller, the smaller the mana, the more concentrated." It can be kept to ward off disasters and evil spirits, and passed on to the next generation as an heirloom. ”
Bird Zijing was naturally not interested in this kind of thing, but just glanced at Li Guo and Xiaoxue with sleepy eyes, and took a gentle step.
"You! You! That flat hair, you wait! The strange man saw that the bird spirit was about to leave, and rushed to her in three or two steps: "I'll help you turn on your phone!" ”
Listening to him, the bird spirit lowered her head and slowly walked back to about a meter away from the strange man.
"I'm going to overtake you." The strange man patted the bird spirit on the shoulder: "Come on! Give me your pain, Flathair. ”
When Li Guo called for the bird spirit, he found that the bird spirit's face was very ugly.
"I've put up with you for a long time." The bird spirit snapped her fingers so clicking: "The old lady's patience is limited. ”
The strange man's eyes were full of doubts: "You and I have a fate, I just want to have a good fate, Bian ......"
Even after the strange man finished speaking, the bird's slender leg suddenly turned into a powerful steel whip, and a whip leg used in Muay Thai was whipped on the strange man's lower left rib.
Perhaps, ordinary women, even if they come to a set of Mulan boxing, may not be able to help this big guy who is at least 1.9 meters tall, but is Bird Zijing an ordinary woman? Although people claim to be country demons.
It can be described in the words of Mr. Wu Chengen Wu: "Remove the buttons and untie the tie." The crisp chest is as white as silver, and the jade body is as muddy as snow. The elbow is condensed, and the fragrant shoulder is deceitful. The belly is soft and soft, and the back is smooth and clean. The knee and wrist are half circumferred, and the golden lotus is three inches narrow. A relationship in the middle, revealing the romantic hole. ”
Well...... No, it should be: "The naked body of the blood relish, the curved legs and feet of the red woman." The temples of the flame are fluffy, and the eyebrows are erected. Bai Sensen's four steel teeth, a pair of shining golden eyes. ”
Although the bird spirit looks like a person, and her temperament and her long legs, there is nothing to say. But the essence of a person is just a living goblin who eats people without spitting out bones, this foot with enough strength to go down, although the strength is not to say that it can open the gold and crack the soil, at least kick Li Guo into a life and can't take care of himself, then there is absolutely no problem.
Therefore, when such a powerful kick hit the strange man who was more than 1.9 meters, he suddenly turned over with a harrier in mid-air, and then fell to the ground without dragging the mud and water, and he didn't move for a long time, except for the snoring and panting sound in his throat from time to time.
"It's not going to kick you to death again......
Li Guo was dumbfounded, and at the same time had a headache and brain fever, just now he was glad that he didn't have to go to squat for manslaughter, but it was only a few minutes? In the blink of an eye, he became a witness to the homicide.
"I will definitely be a tainted witness...... Li Guo secretly made a decision in his heart, and glanced at Bird Zijing sadly: "Tragedy, ......"
And the always gentle and delicate Xiaoxue girl suddenly burst out laughing, squatted down and poked the strange man on the ground with her fingers: "Don't pretend, Bodhidharma." ”
As soon as the strange man heard this, he got up from the ground: "Strange, why do you know who I call?" ”
Xiaoxue smiled and showed an extremely cute expression: "Secret." ”
And Bird Zijing didn't say anything, just said goodbye to Li Guo and Xiaoxue Girl coolly, and as soon as she raised her hand, she climbed over the railing and jumped directly from the third floor, and there was also a car alarm unlocking sound faintly in the distance.
When the strange man saw that the bird spirit jumped from the third floor, he quickly got up and shouted loudly down: "Good fate...... Don't go, don't cross you, I can't complete my function! ”
As he spoke, he jumped down without saying a word, and after the sound of a heavy object landing, there was a long and long sound: "Ouch......"
"Good karma! Don't go, wait for me! How many give me a phone number......"
With the distant sound of his voice and the faint sound of the car starting, the entire three-story small building returned to the same tranquility and tranquility as in the late night, except for a drop of blood and the rattan chair that the old lady had been sitting on and the phoenix crown that had been waiting for seventy years, he still lay there quietly, telling Li Guo that what happened just now was not his hallucination.
"Brother......" Xiaoxue girl pinned her white hair behind her ears: "You should slowly start to adapt to this kind of life, after all, ......"
Li Guo raised his hand and interrupted Xiaoxue's words: "I know, I'm smart." It's just that I keep pretending that I don't know anything, and there are things that everyone knows well. ”
Xiaoxue girl snorted, and she couldn't pick up Li Guo's words. The two of them stood on the balcony blowing the cold wind so badly, the atmosphere was really embarrassing, and there was a tendency to become more and more embarrassing.
All this is to blame for Li Guo's sentence "I know ...... know"
"Brother...... It's not too early, I'll go back first. Xiaoxue girl lowered her head and said in a light tone: "You should rest early." ”
Li Guo looked at his phone: "You live here today...... Mo Chou seems to be sick, I am stupid. Can't take care of people. ”
Xiaoxue girl raised her head and looked at Li Guo: "But ...... But you guys? ”
"We? Come on. Mo Chou is not yet an adult. Li Guo took out the pack of cigarettes that were already wet and crumpled from his pocket, lit one for himself, and stood in the moonlight with starry eyes: "Every time I smoke, I feel that I am much more awake than usual." ”
"Brother, you won't blame me, will you?" Xiaoxue girl was a little timid and stuffed her hand into her pocket: "I...... If there is, you really can't say it. ”
Li Guo pressed his hand on the top of Xiaoxue's girl's head and crumpled her beautiful white hair into a mess: "Then don't say it, people." The more you know, the less good you do. ”
Xiaoxue girl carefully looked at Li Guo, who was smoking without a mouthful. The night wind lifted the corner of his shirt exposed under the cardigan and put it down, and the flickering light of the cigarette smoke also made Li Guo look ...... It doesn't seem to be Li Guo at all.
"What's wrong?" Li Guo raised his eyelids and glanced at Xiaoxue girl: "Why don't you speak?" ”
Xiaoxue girl shook her head: "You are so handsome now...... I'm going to wash up, good night! ”
With that, Xiaoxue ran into the room and left Li Guo alone on the balcony.
"No wonder people have said that I wilted since I was a child, it turned out to be sealed." Li Guo's eyes flickered, and he gently touched his chin, which had grown a slightly bearded beard: "Zhan Lu! ”
With a summons, Zhan Lu, who was originally inserted on the concrete floor of the balcony, suddenly rose into the air, crossed a beautiful trajectory in the night sky, and finally stopped steadily in front of Li Guo.
"You can't tell anyone I'm already a journeyman." Li Guo flicked his fingers at Zhan Lu's sword body: "You must be low-key and low-key, and I will find you a boyfriend when the time comes, do you like Frost Sorrow or Muramasa?" ”
Zhan Lu buzzed around Li Guo and was coquettish.
"When we are better than Mochou and out of the sheath, let's scare them." Li Guo grasped Zhan Lu's sword hilt: "Sleep!" ”