Chapter 468 How terrifying it would be if God were a girl. net

"Master, you're too yin." Li Guo scratched his head: "I've heard of the Yin people, but I haven't heard of the Yin people."

The scholar smiled indifferently, and this smile suddenly resembled the disabled Zhijian: "You are wrong to blame the teacher." Let me ask you a question, who am I? ”

"My Master"

Li Guo's immediate answer didn't seem to satisfy the scholar, he shook his head and patted Li Guo's head hard: "Is it useful to pat the horse's ass?" Don't skip words.

Li Guo smiled stupidly: "You are the soul of the mocking wind, to be precise, the soul of the mocking wind, because of the needs of work, you ended the task in my world, and then transferred to this place where birds don't to be the chief executive officer, with great ability and wisdom, and you can destroy the world with your gestures."

The scholar smiled when he heard this, but he still raised his hand and gave Li Guo a brain breakdown: "Where did you learn this ability to make sycophants quietly?"

Li Guo was stupid and happy, and he was happy for a long time: "Look, you can't let me say that you are a high-level cadre who has been demoted, and you have been punished by the party organization for serious violations of discipline, and then you can be reformed through labor here."

"That's good, it's very apt." The scholar nodded.

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, no wonder he said that the disabled Zhijian was famous, and now he knows where the scumbag on the disabled Zhijian came from, this seems to be a living genetic disease

"Do you know my relationship with your Li family?"

Li Guo was taken aback by the scholar, and then suddenly came back to his senses, and shook his head silently: "How can I know those things."

"Actually, when I first started to be reborn as a human being, I was...... I do the math. Because the scholar has been here for too long, the conversion time is like exchanging RMB for US dollars, which is very difficult: "Oh, it was about 3,300 years ago when I left you."

"Wait" Li Guo stretched out his hand to stop the scholar from continuing: "Uncle, I beg you, don't go so far."

"Okay." The scholar nodded: "At that time, I was killed by your ancestors."

Li Guo sighed: "What? Kill you? Kill the mock wind"

"I'll go ......" Shu Ye kicked Li Guo's ass: "As for being excited like this?" Let's start at the beginning. ”

Li Guo took a few deep breaths and exaggeratedly suppressed his breath: "Okay, master, you say."

"Heaven and earth are calamity because of me, and I need to sacrifice to heaven with myself." When the scholar talked about this kind of harsh topic, he actually seemed to be fluent, as if this kind of perverted thing had not happened to him at all: "Before this, there was no castle guard, and the duty of the castle guard was to maintain the order of the world during my absence, so that he would not deviate from his orbit, and would not erupt or die."

"Wait, master." Li Guo raised his hand: "It's so profound."

"I don't want you to understand." The scholar didn't bother with Li Guo: "This is the way of existence of the Heavenly Guardian, and the reason why they will help the mortal world to maintain stability is because they not only want to integrate into society, but also have to be recognized by ordinary leaders to maintain their own internal development, which is negligible." And he was the first generation of the castle tower after me. ”

"That's not right......" Li Guo's face was full of doubts: "This is not scientific, that Boss Wang said that he is the second generation, and you are the first generation."

"That's a long story." Uncle Shusoul seemed to be a little embarrassed: "He only served as a castle guard for three hours, and then he died......"

Li Guo's whole face turned blue at that time: "Will the day guard die......

"Normally, no, but at that time, in order to tear open that gap, he set himself on fire, and that gap was something I couldn't open, and he contradicted the basic rules I had set for myself, so I was also killed by him." As he spoke, his tone became very calm and restrained: "The twenty-four holy paths of the Li family, he is the only one who has reached it. As for why Kunlun has something similar, please ask Qilin. ”

Li Guo wiped his face: "You are really intricate good friends."

The scholar smiled and pointed to the sky: "So I owe you a favor to the Li family."

"That's not right, master." Li Guo hugged his arms: "Did you have the surname Li three thousand years ago?" You're talking nonsense again, aren't you? ”

"You're asking a lot of two questions." The scholar walked to the observation deck with his hands behind his back and looked at the earthly scenery: "Actually, I just need to give a favor to the Li family."

Li Guo blinked his eyes and pretended to be innocent and said, "Master, are you going to abandon me?"

"Stinky boy." The scholar smiled faintly: "How is the relationship between the two of us?"

"It's like father and son, it goes without saying. I haven't been with my own father for 800 years, and this is still rounded up for decades. Li Guo shrugged: "Look, I don't need to say anything about the rest of the story."

"That's right, in fact, why I asked Kunpeng to bring you in is because I have feelings." The scholar sighed deeply: "So I will choose to help you cheat."

Li Guo wondered again: "What is the situation?" Doesn't it mean that big demons can't have feelings? ”

"No, it's a foul." The scholar smiled treacherously: "But as long as this scale is not overdone, the big boss will pass with one eye open and one eye closed, and no one is more reasonable than my big boss." Okay, your time limit here is almost up, I don't know if we can meet again. ”

"Master, what are you talking about......" Li Guo's mood suddenly sank: "I can't bear it a little."

"Yes, we may not see each other again." The scholar's tone was also quite heavy: "Because of cheating, there must be a punishment, and this punishment is already the lightest you and I can accept."

Li Guo lowered his eyes, he could still joke and be silly for a moment, he felt a little thorny feeling in his heart, probably a long-lost sense of loss, anyway, it was heavy and sour, a little uncomfortable.

"Also, don't count on the twenty-four holy paths, except for the previous castle towers, no one can open it. And only as a castle tower, there are no side effects when it is opened. The scholar smiled: "After becoming a celestial guard, the holy twenty-four will naturally come to you." How to do it here is your problem, three, two, one......"

The scholar counted down coldly, and when the word "one" just landed, the seafood sage came to Li Guo's side with a pop, and looked at his Casio watch: "There is one minute left, you two leave each other's last words." That's the maximum amount of water I can put. ”

Li Guo took a deep breath: "Master, one day as a teacher and a father for life." I won't say more, but I will be bowed by the disciples. ”

After speaking, Li Guo knelt down with a sigh, banging on the head for three times, then stood up and lit a cigarette, and smoked the butt of the cigarette in three or two puffs.

And the scholar didn't speak, just patted Li Guo's shoulder: "It's good to do it yourself."

"Are you alright? Then I'll withdraw, and people will come to see my brother this time next year. The seafood sage coughed: "somersault cloud"

Then, the two of them were swept away by the hula somersault cloud, leaving the scholar standing on the edge of the cliff and watching the scenery silently.

"It's really impermanent." Teacher Xiao Snake appeared behind the scholar very suddenly, clasped his arms with both hands, and said in a **** tone: "I didn't expect you, the iron-faced and selfless, to start opening the back door."

"I have feelings." The scholar looked a little cramped: "He, in fact, fits my eyes very well." I hope he can get through it safely, and he has more or less taken on the karma for me. ”

"Hey, then you're still lying to him?" Teacher Little Snake heaved: "What kind of play are you playing, what can't you see, isn't it all about your words?" Even if the physical body can't come in, isn't the consciousness okay? ”

The scholar laughed: "Force him to break the boat." People, I always think that I have someone to rely on, how can I work hard, and I can't really help him, not on my own? When you're done, let's go, and accompany me to get two starlings. ”

Teacher Xiao Snake sighed, and was silent for a long time before patting his head: "By the way, we have decided on the development route of this world just now, which is the fusion of steam technology and supernatural abilities."

The scholar was stunned: "So weird?"

"Think about it, how shocking is it for a steam locomotive to fly into space with the blessing of the formation?" Teacher Little Snake laughed: "Don't underestimate steam technology, it won't be worse than other worlds."

Shuye nodded, and then pointed to the rabbit kingdom of the independent world: "What about Li Guo's rabbit world?"

"Build that world based on the Milky Way, and then let them develop into extreme technology, what science fiction comes from, how perverted and how to do it." Teacher Little Snake played with a string of bells: "Speaking of rabbits, I once had a good friend who was a rabbit, and I miss her so much......"

The scholar shook his head: "Actually, there are so many days when they were all powerful, but they are really not as good as the stupid* years when they were together." Okay, you go and create the rabbit world, remember to make Li Guo's imprint a little deeper, Divine Shenwu Emperor...... It's so funny. What do these bunnies think? ”

"Idolatry, I will create them a legacy technology pack of Emperor Shenwu, so that they can develop into a perverted race that can build stellar-class battleships and have a single tendon within three thousand years." Teacher Xiao Snake pondered for a moment: "I even have a slogan in mind. It's all for the sake of Emperor Shenwu's domineering, right? Soon we'll be able to watch StarCraft. ”

The scholar smiled, and then stopped talking......

And after Li Guo returned to Shushan, he didn't bother to find out if the people who attacked Shangqi were not worried about them, and after saying goodbye to seafood, he reflexively went to his room.

But as soon as he was halfway there, Xia Ling, who was blonde and golden-eyed and romantic, suddenly blocked his way.

"I ...... I'm here to say goodbye to you. ”

"Goodbye?"

As soon as Li Guo heard this word, his hairs stood up, and then he ...... Li Guo, who has always been gentle, was furious

It's been a long time coming.

But rest and work are actually part of life, and without either one, life will be bleak, and we want to live, not just survive. And whether it is survival or life is actually only related to mentality.

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