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The best cordyceps

For Mo Ming, who is addicted to smoking, this is the best cordyceps cigarette, but it is a cigarette he dreams of trying. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info know that the best cordyceps sinensis cigarettes are special, and the number of special supplies is also very small, and the common cordyceps on the market is a pack of 100 yuan.

And the best, not to mention that a single package costs tens of thousands, you can't sell it even if you have money.

Therefore, the cigarette in Ye Han's hand has a great temptation for Mo Ming. Confusion.

"You say, what show do you want to see. But let's say it first, Lao Tzu will only fly cards, if you fucking let me perform something else, take your cigarette and give Lao Tzu a fuck off.... Wait, come, give me a taste first. After Mo Ming finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and made a look of asking for a cigarette.

Seeing this, Ye Han was stunned, but he still obediently took out a top-grade cordyceps sinensis and gave it to Mo Ming.

The moment Ye Han opened the cigarette box, a refreshing fragrance of Chinese medicine immediately wafted out of the cigarette box. When Ye Han put a cigarette into Mo Ming's hand, Mo Ming couldn't wait to put the cigarette on the tip of his nose and sniffed it.

"Cool, don't say smoke this cigarette, it's also cool to smell it."

After Mo Ming finished wandering, he carefully lit a cigarette, and then took a small puff gently.

When the refreshing smoke entered his throat, Mo Ming closed his eyes with a happy face and tasted the best cordyceps in his hand.

"Hehe, master, you smoke too, shouldn't you show us a hand?" Ye Han shook the cigarette box in front of Mo Ming, and said with a smile: "As long as you show your hand, this pack of cigarettes is yours." ”

"Look at it." Mo Ming, who smoked a cigarette and almost burned out the butt of the cigarette.

Took out an old poker with a crumpled edge that he picked up from a mahjong parlor or underground casino from his pocket and put it in his hand, said to Ye Han, keep your eyes open and look at it, and then threw the playing cards into the air with a bang.

As soon as the playing cards flew into the air, they immediately spread out like a flower.

Then, under the gaze of Xiang Yuandong, Ye Han and Wang Anhua, I saw Mo Ming flashing and swishing in front of the three of them. Mo Ming's speed was amazingly fast, because when he flashed in front of Xiang Yuandong and the others, Xiang Yuandong and the others only felt a phantom flickering.

This was followed by a strong wind that lifted their clothes directly.

It can be seen from this that Mo Ming's speed is so fast.

Before Xiang Yuandong and the three of them came back to their senses, they saw Mo Ming jump up violently, and then his hands quickly waved in the air, and when the about thirty or so cards slipped from the sky to the position he was comfortable with, Mo Ming clamped them with his fingers.

Then bend your wrist inward and throw it out quickly.

Whoosh....

In the dim light, I saw his hand moving rapidly, and then, like a dart, the card swished straight towards the opposite road, and an off-road vehicle parked behind Xiang Yuandong flew over.

"Boom."

When Mo Ming flew out the last paper card.

I only heard a bang, and the off-road vehicle more than ten meters away on the opposite side collapsed to the ground with a bang. The windows and windshields were all shattered by the penetration of cards, and even the tires made of rubber were pierced by playing cards.

After the tires exploded and deflated, the car lay on its stomach.

"Nyima, who. That grandson. As soon as the imported Porsche SUV lay down, a man wearing plaid shorts, covered in lipstick and scratches, got out of the back seat of the car, and immediately yelled: "That turtle grandson smashed my car." Damn, come out for Lao Tzu. After the man finished speaking, his eyes fell on Xiang Yuandong and the others who were standing across the road.

The man glared at Xiang Yuandong and them fiercely, and then turned to look at his car again.

When he saw that his beloved car was full of dirty playing cards, he was very angry and shocked. Nima's, this is a million-dollar imported cayenne, and a few playing cards have made it a mess.

"Is it made of tofu?" The man muttered to himself.

He took two steps back, then slammed his fist on the body, and the moment his fist collided with the ultra-thin alloy body, there was a muffled bang, and then, the man felt his fist as if it had hit the steel plate.

Not to mention that his arm was numb, and his five fingers were directly shattered by at least two of them.

"Ahh Ouch my, it hurts me. The man who thought he had spent more than a million yuan to buy a copycat car withdrew his hand with a twisted face, and when he looked at the blood bubbling from the cracked wounds on his ten and middle fingers, he screamed in pain.

His angry punch can be said to have exerted all his strength.

Therefore, it is conceivable what his fist will become if such a punch continues.

"Damn, hey, you stinky guys, didn't you see who smashed my car with a card?" The man waved his hand angrily and shouted at Xiang Yuandong and a few of them.

"Grass and mud horses, to put it mildly, believe it or not, I fucking put you on the woman with your legs crossed." As soon as the man's words fell, Ye Han said angrily: "Grass mud horse, you are fucking sick, have you ever seen anyone who can pierce an imported Porsche with a playing card." ”

"Uh...."Facing Ye Han's powerful response.

The man was deflated at once, then swallowed the anger alive and returned to the car.

There is no way, Ye Han and there are many of them, if they fight, they will definitely suffer, this truth is still understood. Therefore, he could only hold the fire in his belly, go back to the car and sprinkle the fire on the woman's body.

"Bring the cigarettes."

On the other side of the road, Mo Ming, who had finished flying the cards and was out of breath, stretched out his hand to look at Ye Han and said, "Now that the performance is over, shouldn't you fulfill your promise?" After Mo Ming finished speaking, he didn't forget to stretch out his fingers and signal Ye Han to hurry up.

looked at Mo Ming's impatient look.

Ye Han retracted his gaze, and then handed the cigarette in his hand to Mo Ming.

"Master." As soon as Mo Ming accepted the cigarette, Ye Han knelt down with a plop, and then kowtowed to Mo Ming three times and said: "Ask the master to accept me as an apprentice, damn, what kind of sword and knife techniques I learned before, compared to the master, that force is not at the same level at all..."

"Uh..."Ye Han's words thundered Xiang Yuandong, Wang Anhua and Mo Ming.

Feelings, dressed up as non-human all day long, running around with a knife on his back, it turned out to be to pretend to be forced and improve his own style.

Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua glanced at Ye Han fiercely.

Then he pretended not to know him and went to the side to smoke.

"I don't accept apprentices, you get up,, being seen like this will cause misunderstanding." Mo Ming put away his cigarette, looked around, and said to Ye Han with a look of fear: "Recently, Dongchuan City has cracked down, if I am regarded as a professional beggar recruiting new members, then I will be in big trouble." After Mo Ming finished speaking, he leaned over to help Ye Han.

"No, no matter what I do today, I will worship you as a teacher." Ye Han said resolutely.

At this time, Ye Han had already made up his mind.

No matter what, he has to worship Mo Ming as a teacher, even if Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua will despise him, compared to the forced character that he can raise several grades in the future, Xiang Yuandong's contempt is nothing at all.

After all, Ye Han was about to turn twenty-seven years old.

According to his age, he is already an old man, if he doesn't work hard to improve his character and attract the attention of his sister, it is estimated that he will not be able to get off the list until he is thirty years old, although Ye Han's parents rarely ask about him, but now when the two old people see Ye Han, they are either forced to marry or let him go on a blind date.

So at this time, Ye Han urgently needs to have a skill to pretend to be forced.

For the sake of one's lifelong happiness, face or something is no longer important.

"Master, I'm twenty-seven years old, and I still can't find a female ticket, think about it, if I learn your stunt, wouldn't it be cool to take it out. Isn't that enough to attract a woman's attention? Master, for the sake of me being a single dog, you can take me. Ye Han hugged Mo Ming's thighs and said with a handful of snot and tears.

"Damn, I just found out today that this thing is so shameless."

After Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua listened to Ye Han's words, they all turned around and glared at Ye Han fiercely.

Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua glared at Ye Han and then fell on Mo Ming's body, thinking to themselves, as soon as Ye Han's words came out, presumably with Mo Ming's strange personality, he would not be able to subordinate Ye Han, however, this was not the case, just when Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua were about to see how Mo Ming would refuse Ye Han.

Who knows, Mo Ming actually slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly: "Damn, yes, damn, you have the demeanor of Lao Tzu back then,, just rush this, Lao Tzu will accept you." ”

Poof, as soon as Mo Ming's shocking words came out, Xiang Yuandong and Wang Anhua almost vomited blood, Nima's, it seems that the old saying that things gather by like, and people are divided by groups, is really reasonable. At the same time, it also proves that the masters are more capricious.

"Master, that's great. You've finally agreed to take me as an apprentice. Ye Han got up from the ground, hugged Mo Ming's arm, and said emotionally: "Let's go, I invite you to Xu Ji No. 1 Store to have a big meal, you can eat whatever you want today......

"Hey, wait, Boss Xiang, what's wrong with your car."

Before Ye Han's words were finished, Wang Anhua interrupted him, and then pointed to Xiang Yuandong's Skoda parked on the side of the road opposite, and said, "Look, is there a person in the car?" ”

"Boom."

Wang Anhua's words fell.

only heard a few engine roars, and then, Xiang Yuandong's Skoda, which was quite tall and had a Shanghai A8888888 license plate, rushed out like a rocket. "Damn, Nima's, thief." Looking at the Skoda that disappeared at the crossroads, Xiang Yuandong came back to his senses and shouted.

"Nima's, this is the real master, he even dared to steal Xiang Yuandong's car." Inexplicably ruthless in my heart, I sighed with shame....

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