Chapter 673: Wipe Your Ass Secretly!
Out of the room, Xiao Zheng walked straight towards the garden where Lu Dashan often exercised. There are some fitness equipment for the elderly, as well as some high-strength equipment built by Lu Dashan's private investment, which can be regarded as a contribution to the neighbors of the community.
When Xiao Zheng came over, Lu Dashan was pressing his legs, and the sweating profusely proved that he had just experienced high-intensity exercise. A large piece of back was soaked.
"Uncle Lu has good bones. Able to press your legs so straight. It's almost time to catch up with the word horse. Xiao Zheng was smoking a cigarette and sat slowly on the wooden chair next to him.
Lu Dashan, who was pressing his legs, turned his head and glanced at Xiao Zheng: "When you are old, if you don't strengthen your exercise, your body will be wasted." ”
Xiao Zheng smiled evilly: "With your net worth, let alone your body, even if you are paralyzed in bed, it will be enough to spend in the next life." ”
"Paralyzed in bed, what's the point of having more money?" Lu Dashan glared at Xiao Zheng.
Xiao Zheng smiled: "At least you don't have to worry about eating and drinking." ”
Lu Dashan changed his other leg, his expression changed suddenly, and he said seriously: "I heard that there is a guest in your house?" ”
Xiao Zheng raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said unhappily: "Uncle Lu, you really don't change your bad habits." Peeping with binoculars again? ”
"Nonsense." Lu Dashan lowered his waist and pressed his legs, and said seriously. "I saw it while walking around the neighborhood. Kobayashi personally took her home. ”
"Pull it down." Xiao Zheng rolled his eyes. "Can it be such a coincidence, as soon as Lao Lin comes home, he will let you see it?"
After a pause, Xiao Zheng got up and moved his body, and asked curiously: "Uncle Lu, you said that you live in such a safe community, is it necessary to arrange for more than a dozen or twenty bodyguards to serve you 24 hours a day?" They even bought two villas for them to eat and live. Wouldn't it be too extravagant? ”
Lu Dashan smiled: "You don't understand this, right?" ”
"Oh? What do you mean? Xiao Zheng asked with a smile.
"Can someone like me have few enemies? Can the enemy be a simple character? In case someone makes up their minds to clean me up. If I don't have any defense, won't I just hang up? Lu Dashan said with a smile.
"Isn't there my Sister Qin?" Xiao Zheng said. "Even if you live in Yanjing, no one can get past Sister Qin to trouble you, right?"
"How old is she?" Lu Dashan rolled his eyes. "What's more, she's my wife, can I let her stand up to the thunder? I worked hard to make money, so I naturally wanted my whole family to live a proper life, without any danger or danger. ”
"That's just as well." Xiao Zheng nodded and said. "I just think you're exaggerating this battle."
With that, he glanced at the nearby grass. muttered: "Even when I came out to exercise, I followed so closely." It's also a shame that I didn't do anything unseemly, otherwise I wouldn't dare to talk to you casually. ”
Lu Dashan put down his raised left leg, slowly sat next to Xiao Zheng, and lit a cigarette comfortably: "You will naturally get used to it in the future." Mention me, even if your mother-in-law who has lived in the mountains for 20 years, isn't there a martial arts master by her side? And Lin Chaotian is a businessman, who is not a master around them? Before, you ran into the business, why didn't there be any movement at all? It's not because the merchant has a master, are you afraid that you won't be able to get out of the door after Hu comes? ”
Xiao Zheng countered: "I went to reason with Shang Jingtian. ”
"Pull it down." Lu Dashan said with a wicked smile. "When you kid can talk about fists, will you reason with people?"
Xiao Zheng pouted: "Of course, I'm not a violent person. ”
Lu Dashan smiled, and didn't debunk Xiao Zheng, just nodded and said: "It's good to be reasonable, no matter whether it's Shang Jingtian or Lin Chaotian, you can't escape a word of reason in the end." The ancestors said that it is reasonable to go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without reason, but it is still reasonable. If you don't even talk about it, the society won't be chaotic? Let's talk about the current law, in the final analysis, it is to pay attention to a rational word. You have to convince most people. Only then can society be stable. ”
Xiao Zheng was dizzy when he heard this, and waved his hand: "Uncle, what do you want to say when you call me?" Giving me ideological and political lessons in the evening, it's too lacking in morality, right? ”
Lu Dashan glared at Xiao Zheng, and said angrily: "Uncle has realized a belly of philosophy of life, many young people want to listen to my teachings, I don't have that kung fu yet." If you can be trained by my ear, you can steal the fun. ”
Xiao Zheng thought that he had offended Lu Dashan before, and it would be quite difficult to ask him to analyze the current situation later. This time, he didn't dare to offend this big man who was destined to be shocked, and said with a smile: "I've been taught." ”
Seeing Xiao Zheng's hypocrisy on his face, Lu Dashan couldn't help but complain and lit a cigarette and said, "Ah Zheng, Uncle Lu has provided you with convenience these days, right?" ”
"That's it." Xiao Zheng played a drum in his heart, but nodded and said. "I'm always grateful to Dade."
"Not really." Lu Dashan waved his hand and said. "It's normal for people to come and go. Uncle Lu helped you before, and he didn't think about asking you for something. But now that I have this kind of opportunity, I simply pulled down this old face and told you. ”
Even begging for someone to be so leisurely and leisurely, Xiao Zheng almost couldn't hold back his laughter. But considering that even Lu Dashan has to seek his own help, how much trouble does this have?
I couldn't help but ask cautiously: "You said that as long as I can do it, I will definitely try my best to do it." ”
"It's not really easy to say." Lu Dashan took a deep puff of his cigarette and said with a rather strange expression.
"Can't say?" Xiao Zheng said unexpectedly. "Who are the two of us, what difficulties do you have, just say it."
"That's fine. Let's be happy and don't say vague words. Lu Dashan said with an awe-inspiring face. You probably know your Sister Qin's past, right? ”
"Yes." Xiao Zheng nodded and smiled. "That's a man of the year in the industry, a typical heroine among women, and women don't let their eyebrows go."
"Bullshit." Lu Dashan rolled his eyes and said disdainfully. "It's just a killer who takes people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and you still become a woman in your mouth and don't let you shave your eyebrows? You can really put gold in her face. ”
Xiao Zheng's expression was weird, and he secretly thought: Isn't this a glory, my brother A Zheng is also an old man who eats this bowl of rice...
Lu Dashan glanced at Xiao Zheng and continued: "Since you know, then you should also know that the enemy must be indispensable to those who do this business, right?" ”
"Hmm." Xiao Zheng nodded and asked tentatively. "What, an enemy has come to the door, and you want me to send it away?"
Lu Dashan's face was straight, and he said solemnly: "Am I like such an unkind person?" Your own ass, of course, you have to wipe it yourself! ”
Xiao Zheng said embarrassedly: "Even if you really want me to wipe Sister Qin's buttocks, I'm still a little embarrassed-"
This pun made Lu Dashan angry and funny, and scolded: "Your Sister Qin's ass, even I only dare to rub it secretly, let alone you?" ”