Li Guo began to retreat, a retreat in the true sense of the word, instead of sleeping and waiting for Uncle Shusoul to help him open the time cheat. net

He is the one who can see the pace of time, and there are indeed people who can stop or reverse time, such as the Kirin Great Sage. So Li Guo now has to try to see if he can stop time flowing like the Qilin Great Sage, even if it's only partial, even if it's only a fraction of a second. In this way, Li Guo's advantages can not only be further expanded, but also in case if he refines the skill of turning back time? At that time, it will be really good to be able to get everyone to be good.

Of course, this was the first time that Li Guo had taken the initiative to improve his strength since he came into contact with the mysterious ability. He was still a little nervous, and for Li Guo, this feeling was really strange to him now. made him feel like he had traveled to the world of Tianlong Babu in a trance, he was like Duan Yu, all his abilities were given by others, but when he really wanted to comprehend it himself, his eyes were black.

And the people around Li Guo, there is actually no one who has been in retreat, after all, one or two are either talented or have a special physique, so they don't need to go to retreat at all, the only one similar to retreat is Mo Chou, she said that when she first came to that, every time she came to that, she had to hide in the room for three or four days, anyway, she didn't eat, drink or starve, and she sat in the room bare-bottomed and watched the blood flow, which was quite exciting, but apart from this, Mo Chou didn't know what to do in retreat, probably just sat there and slept, sleeping for several years.

And Li Guo was helpless, he even went to the Seafood Great Sage's house in person, and asked her what she was going to do in retreat, and the Seafood Great Sage's answer made Li Guo very painful, she said: Retreat? I watched TV and retreats in a dark room, sitting on a thatched bed and watching the little daughter-in-law next door take a bath through a small hole in the wall.

After getting this answer, Li Guo knew that he had asked in vain. Who the knows what kind of TV the seafood sage is watching, judging from this obscene energy, it should probably be a third-level film such as Jin Zhumei or some kind of monk Yanshi. Anyway, the seafood sage doesn't have any so-called morality, let alone watching a third-level movie, and wanting to destroy mankind on a whim one day is just a matter of confinement. Therefore, to ask about this kind of great saint-level existence about something that only a straw dog can do in retreat is simply a humiliation for oneself, and it is nothing to do.

But this pass still has to be closed, in desperation, Li Guo can only spend money to find a writer, and finally the one who wrote tells Li Guo that the retreat must first fast and bathe, and then find a secluded place to sit there and meditate alone, when you figure it out, when you can come out. Welcome to visit every day Xiaoyue back to Hou Si? D planing ratio?! See the heart of the island and feel at ease.

Li Guo felt that he had benefited a lot at the time, but after thinking about it, he found that this fucking talking was not much different from farting, and then he suddenly became furious, and suddenly felt that none of the people who wrote it told the truth.

In the end, it was Sister Xue who was well-informed, and finally when Li Guo was anxious, she called Li Guo to make a move. Her exact words are as follows: Retreat, retreat is to go to a beautiful place, take a picturesque quiet wife who is still pregnant, stand on a high mountain where you can see the sea of clouds, there is wind and rain, you draw her standing behind you to help you hold an umbrella, so that the retreat is the most effective. What is the permanent address of this site? Introduce the old t, no pond hundred advertising!

As soon as Li Guo heard it, what kind of retreat is this, this is completely a petty bourgeois self-help tour, just go on the retreat, within three days, Li Guo will have to die in a hurry, after all, he has really burned his eyebrows, if he continues to be so coquettish, it is estimated that if he is not accepted by the sky, he will be able to have a myocardial infarction himself.

Of course, Sister Xue said that there are no pigs, but you can go, but you can't take the girl, after all, the retreat is to calm down, if you bring the girl to sing every day or something, then this retreat is really closed into a honeymoon.

Therefore, the retreat location that Li Guo finally chose was Sister Xue's small house on the Wulao Peak of Lushan Mountain, where the little dragon girl lived and studied.

In the past, Li Guo also repeatedly instructed Mo Chou not to cause trouble or bully people, especially not to slaughter Shangqing or Shangli, although it is a little inappropriate to use the word slaughter, but the moon is really very appropriate for Mo Chou. After all, Mo Chou is an authentic witch, after killing people without mercy, after explaining everything, Li Guo silently rolled to Lushan alone, and went to the supermarket halfway to buy two boxes of instant noodles, a box of Laotan sauerkraut and a box of explosive beef. And when Li Guo bought instant noodles, he still quietly bought them at the commissary of Narcissus, and he also covered his face. After all, Li Guo's status and grade are extremely high now, instant noodles or other common food, not to mention buying and eating, that is, he will be treated as a tasteless nouveau riche although Li Guo is not afraid of being embarrassed, but Li Guo doesn't want to be on TV because of this, after all, he has been popular all over the country since he appeared on the Shushan talk show, and he was given live human flesh in the afternoon of the same day. Even Li Guo was once forcibly kissed by a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, which made Li Guo, who has always been thick-skinned, begin to dress up as Zhang Jie on the street, no matter whether it is sunny or rainy or twelve o'clock at midnight, as long as he goes out, he must wear sunglasses.

Unexpectedly, when Li Guo went over with two boxes of instant noodles to prepare for retreat, when he pushed open the door and walked to the basement, he was shocked to find Xiaoxin Xiaokui lying on the carpet, Bird Zijing wearing only underwear sitting on the sofa, Mo Chou sitting in front of the computer, Sister Xue in the room was watching TV, the landlord's sister was playing with the treadmill while the mobile phone, there was a lily in the bathroom taking a bath, and the amber cat was squatting on the windowsill combing her hairy father! You're finally here. ”.. You guys"

Li Guo's two boxes of noodles fell to the floor with two clicks: "It's to kill me." ”

"We've left a place for you to retreat.

Bird Zijing jumped up and dragged Li Guo into the study. After entering, Li Guo found that there was an extra kennel like a dog kennel built with plywood in the study, about one person high, just enough for one person to lie down, and there was a liner made of sponge and cotton, and a pillow, and it was even more ridiculous?... This thing has a door and a window, and this door is a sliding stainless steel door! "Come on, lie down and see." The bird spirit dragged Li Guo to the front of the kennel: "Go, hurry up!" ”

Li Guobu was about to be made to cry: "Grandma, can you save some face?"

"Face?" The bird spirit blinked: "You widen your loach fluorine dog eyes and see, this room is either your baby or your baby's mother, and you still want a ball face in front of us, come and come, go in and see if it's comfortable." ”

Li Guo was forcefully stuffed into this small kennel that was only about two square meters square, "The space inside is just a big laugh of a bed, a single bed one meter wide and two meters long." What is the permanent address of this site? Quote the old t, no pond hundred ads!

But not to mention, it's really comfortable inside, not only soft, but also fragrant with the smell of amber.

But before Li Guo could ask this question, Amber came in from outside, coiled into a fluffy ball and lay on Li Guo's chest, and then began to fall asleep.

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, he knew that Amber rarely slept in front of people, and he usually had to run to the crack of the sofa when he took a nap, but today he got in so abruptly, and then contacted the taste of this place. You let me sleep in a cat bed! Li Guo angrily carried the amber to the pillow, and then leaned out and glared at the bird spirit: "What kind of retreat is this?" The bird spirit snorted: Be content, and eat to call you. Shut your door well, it's already humane if I didn't throw you in the coffin. ”

After speaking, he pressed Li Guo's head back with a push of his hand, and then locked the sliding door from the outside, "Amber? Li Guo was also a fateful person, and he poked Amber with his finger in the cat's nest: "Amber? ”

Amber looked up at him, then rolled over: I hate you. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, then sighed and hugged Amber: "Actually, I just don't want to bother you." ”

.. I hate you. Amber's claws popped out, and then Yue Li slashed several times on Li Guo's face: "Let go of me!" ”

Li Guo saw Amber like this, and knew that the cat was really angry, after all, the matter of transferring the spirit order was not discussed with her at all, after all, this kind of lifelong contract will cause a certain dependence on the kitten's heart, plus she is willful, so ?....... Okay, I'm going to retreat. Li Guo kissed the kitten's head: "You will understand later." ”

Got it? Of course, you will understand, many things are actually understood, but these things are not acceptable to everyone. It's like anyone can look down on life and death, but when it comes to life and death, they will still cry like a tearful person, and even feel painful. Welcome to visit every day Xiaoyue back to Hou Si? D planing ratio?! See the heart of the island and feel at ease.

But Li Guo couldn't explain too much, of course he understood what these people were here for, didn't he just want Li Guo to face the future alone that was about to come?

But now, Li Guo doesn't know what his fate will be, and all he has to do is try to change the time to change his fate?... At this time, in fact, the most humane solution is to wait for the last moment silently by yourself, as described in the Japanese movie "Trough Mountain Festival Examination".

It's a bit cruel to everyone, but in fact, it's the best solution.

After all, Li Guo does not have the ability to penetrate the world, and the world will not open the back door for him because he is very good, the reason why everyone lives in this world fairly is because it is unfair to everyone to come late, my house has been powered off for two days, and the pole that hung the transformer was hit by a Luo I and Feng

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