Chapter 17: Zhou's Rap

"Xiaoyun, what's your surname?" Zhou Tian's voice trembled a little, Zhao Yun, that legendary character, a collection of heroes in various games, a heaven-defying boss who kills both men and women, could it be the little boy who gnawed on chicken legs in front of him.

"This is Zhaojiazhuang, of course my surname is Zhao." Xiao Zhaoyun said very casually.

"Then is your master's name Tong Yuan?" Zhou Tian's right hand holding the flatbread trembled, this is not an ordinary flatbread, this is the flatbread that Zhao Yun has taken, if it is brought to modern times, this is a cultural relic, and it does not have expired.

"Although my master has never told me, I have heard others call me this master." Xiao Zhaoyun nodded and said, "Brother Peeling, are you in pain again, why are you fighting so badly." ”

"It's okay, Brother Peeling, my heart is not very good, and I'm a little excited today." Zhou Tian stretched out his hand and pinched Zhao Yun's face, such a cute Zhao Yun, if he didn't ravage him, he would have no chance in the future.

"Brother Peeling, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhaoyun obviously doesn't like others to pinch his face, and you can't give him a chicken leg.

"You still have oil on your face, my brother will wipe it for you." Zhou Tian, who pinched Zhao Yun's face, suddenly had a sense of superiority, and when the time came, he traveled to Cao Ying's place and told Cao Ying, maybe Cao Ying would have to die of envy.

"Anything else." As soon as Xiao Zhao Yun heard that there was still oil on his face, his face immediately changed greatly, for fear that Tong Yuan would come in from outside the door, and then he would have to poke the stone again.

"It's almost gone." Zhou Tian took the opportunity to rub Xiao Zhaoyun's face again, this is a rub of historical significance. Equivalent to the third type of contact.

"Does the young man still have pain?" Just when Zhou Tian wanted to continue to ravage Xiao Zhao Yun, that Tong Yuan walked in from outside the door with his hands behind his back.

"It's much better, thank you Uncle Tong for your concern." When Zhou Tian saw Tong Yuan enter the door, he quickly took back the claws that stretched out to Zhao Yun's face, what kind of joke was he making, bullying Zhao Yun in front of Tong Yuan, and really treating Tong Yuan as a wax spear head.

"Xiaoyun, come here." Tong Yuan glanced at the corners of Zhou Tian's mouth, and shouted at Xiao Zhao Yun on the side. "The things sent by Yuanhua, did you steal them?"

"Master...... I ......" Xiao Zhaoyun wanted to defend a few words, but under Tong Yuan's eyes, he showed a very frightened look.

"Uncle Tong, I gave that chicken leg to Xiaoyun." Just when Xiao Zhaoyun was about to cry, Zhou Tian interjected, "When I was in a coma these days, Xiaoyun was taking care of me, so I gave Xiaoyun the chicken leg to eat, and I hope Uncle Tong will not blame Xiaoyun for this matter." ”

"I see." Listening to Zhou Tian's explanation, this Tong Yuan didn't want to punish Xiao Zhaoyun anymore, but just lightly reprimanded Xiao Zhaoyun for a few words, and then revealed the matter.

"Today, Hua Tuo came to make trouble, so I didn't ask the young man where your home was, and after the injury was healed, I didn't need to find someone to send you home." After reprimanding the little Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan turned his head and asked Zhou Tian again.

"My family lives in Laoguiwan, Chishuigouzi, Dalian, and my grandfather's surname is Bi." Zhou Tian estimated that he was going to say this to Tong Yuan, but Tong Yuan couldn't understand it. But Zhou Tian is not familiar with the place names of the Three Kingdoms period, so there is no way to get one casually.

"Below is the Gao Laozhuang people fifty miles northwest of Luoyang." Zhou Tian adjusted his emotions slightly and said, "As for going home, don't bother Uncle Tong, in Gao Laozhuang, my Zhou family was originally a big family, but it was killed by annihilation, and it has long been broken, and now, it is considered homeless ......" Zhou Tian felt that if he put "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" at this time, the effect should be good.

"The family is ruined, people are ......" Tong Yuan was not affected by the atmosphere created by Zhou Tian at all, and just repeated these four words lightly.

"It's really a broken family, Uncle Tong, listen to me carefully." Zhou Tian raised his hair, took the small wooden stick that Hua Tuo had left for him before, and sang while playing the rhythm:

"In the lower Gao Laozhuang on the edge of the city of Luoyang,

There are houses and fields at home, and life is boundless.

Who knows that the ten permanent servants, they are arrogant and merciless,

colluded with the tyranny of the land, occupied my big house and seized my land,

My grandfather turned his face with him, but he was beaten flat with a stick,

My grandmother scolded him for bullying the good people, but he was arrested and put in the hospital.

Forcibly annihilated a hundred times, a hundred times!

Ah~ In the end, she committed suicide by hanging herself from a beam, leaving behind her hatred of the world......

He also expelled my father and son from their homes and went to the river.

In order to pay my father, I have to beg alone in front of the temple.,

Who knows that the ten permanent servants, he is too insidious,

Knowing this scene, he sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the city!

The villain is still strong, and his remnants have to be preserved,

Poor old man, his soul returns to heaven!

On the one hand, he is diligent in making money, and on the other hand, he is difficult to study,

Swear to show your fame, and sword the enemy's will,

Yesterday, hunger was forced into the mountains.

But unfortunately he was chased by wolves.

Fortunately, Uncle Tong has you, otherwise I would have been wiped out by wolves.

I remember this hatred.

If I kill those ten servants, I will be ahead of others! ”

Zhou Tian originally thought that after he memorized this Zhou's rap (Zhou here is Stephen Chow), Tong Yuan would have to express his feelings, but Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian expressionlessly, and then, without speaking, turned his head and walked out of the room.

"Xiaoyun, brother, didn't I sing well just now?" Zhou Tian looked at Tong Yuan's slightly gloomy back and asked Xiao Zhao Yun on the side.

"It's good, but I don't know what my brother meant." Xiao Zhaoyun scratched his head and said.

"I didn't understand, my brother explained it to you." Zhou Tian said patiently.

"A hundred times, a hundred times! What does that mean? Xiao Zhaoyun asked suspiciously.

"Meaning, ahem...... Hurry up...... Bring water to my brother. Zhou Tian hurriedly diverted Zhao Yun's attention, this thing didn't seem to be very easy to explain, especially for a five-year-old preschooler, and this child's thinking was still very feudal.

Although Xiao Zhaoyun's curiosity was very heavy, after being changed by Zhou Tian, he forgot about it a hundred times.

In order to divert Zhao Yun's attention, Zhou Tian cleaned up the story in his stomach, from "Happy to the Big Big Wolf" to "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" Zhou Tian did his best, and talked about it without reservation to the point of dry mouth.

And Zhao Yun, as a generation of famous generals, is naturally not interested in this kind of naïve story, but is extremely interested in stories like "The White Lady and Xu Xian", "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", and in the end, Zhou Tian almost told the story of "Golden Vase Plum" - do you say that Zhao Yun is precocious.

"Xiaoyun, it's time to practice." Just when Zhou Tian was thinking about whether to talk about "Golden Vase Plum", Tong Yuan walked back, and after Zhao Yun was gone, he sat next to Zhou Tian, looked at Zhou Tian coldly and said, "What you said before is almost true." ”

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