Chapter 60: Shoes

After saying this, Ye Zi looked at me, I looked at Ye Zi, the atmosphere fell silent for a while, and Ye Zi said blankly: "What do you mean that you are not a human being, except for you, who else is not?" ”

I frantically said, "That's not the point of the problem, right?" ”

Ye Zi smiled: "Okay, then why aren't you human?" ”

I didn't know what to say, I stroked her delicate body, and said, "I shouldn't have ...... with you before I told you."

"That's it?" Ye Zi said: "I didn't ask you to be responsible. ”

I broke down and said, "It's not this either!" ”

"What the hell is that?"

I looked up and thought about it for a while, and then suddenly I grabbed at it and said, "By the way, do you remember the joke I told you?" ”

Ye Zi smiled: "Again? Is the story of the martial arts alliance leader and the kid? ”

"There's another one."

"You said you're a monster."

“…… That's true. ”

"Oh?" Ye Zi looked at me sideways with interest, and said with a smile: "Then what kind of monster do you say you are?" Change one and show me. She put her hand on my hand and said, "Will you become a werewolf on a moonlit night or do you have Wolverine claws?" ”

I grabbed her hand and said very seriously, "Yezi, what I said is true, haven't you always wanted to know why I was able to catch the bullet?" ”

Ye Zi was stunned and said, "I thought you were just faster with your hands." ”

"Because I can stop time, and there are times when you and I live on two planes of time - that's why I can come down from the sky without being noticed, not because they can't see me, but because it's too late for them to see me."

Ye Zi's eyes widened and said, "What proof do you have?" ”

I swept left and right, and saw that there was half a glass of milk left over from the bedside, I reached out and took it, and then poured the cup into the air, and the leaf let out a soft cry, I stopped the time, and the liquid milk was in front of me like the picture of Sanwei, I held the cup, put the milk in various shapes, and showed it to her in front of the leaf, and the milk was rippling in the cup, but not a drop splashed out.

Ye Zi opened his mouth wide in surprise: "This ......"

"It may have only been a second for you, but I've already used half a minute."

Ye Zi took the cup over and looked at it in shock, and said in a lost voice: "But even so, you don't have to say that you are a monster." ”

I smiled and said, "But the problem is that I'm still a 6,000-year-old youkai!" ”

Ye Zi sat up violently and said suddenly: "So you can drive from the orphanage to the city in only 10 minutes?" ”

"Four minutes, to be exact."

Ye Zi continued: "So in the restaurant, you only have time to drop that bomb into the pool outside? ”

"The bomb had already exploded."

"Then when I was speaking in the square, the sound was indeed gunshots?"

"I got at least two pockets of bullets in your head that day."

Ye Zi rubbed his forehead and said, "I believe it a little, He Anyi." She looked me in the eye and said, "Are you really 6,000 years old?" ”

I nodded and smiled bitterly, "Scared, right?" ”

Ye Zi pondered for a long time, and suddenly pointed at me and asked, "Then how many women have you been married to?" ”

I said amused and angry: "The 6,000 years I said is history, not life, my actual age is only 25 years old, and ...... I've only talked to one girlfriend. ”

She thought for a moment, and then said, "In this way, at least Nie Ping and Ah Po are also monsters. ”

"Nie Ping is a god, but his surname is the same as ours, how do you know that Ah Po is also a demon?"

Ye Zi said: "Except for you, he has the most danger to deal with, just take the time when the palace was cleared, he should have died a long time ago." ”

I smiled and said: "You are very smart, Ah Po has an immortal body, Lin Ziwen is actually a killer, in order to protect you, Ah Po does not hesitate to replace you with his body, otherwise you have 10 lives that are not enough to compensate." ”

Ye Ziyanran said: "Then I want to thank Ah Po, let me guess which of you is still a monster - Xiaohui and Wushuang are with you every day, they must also know the truth, so they must also be demons." ”

"Hehe, yes, keep guessing."

"The people who participated in the Thirteenth Block Operation except for Lin Ziwen are killers, and the Red Night Girl and Sun Manlou should also be monsters, otherwise you won't agree to them going."

"Well, now it's just Gao Daquan and Mei Lan left."

Who knew that Ye Zi shook his head and said: "Gao Daquan is so honest that he won't be a monster." ”

I wondered, "Does this have anything to do with honesty?" ”

Ye Zi said: "If he was a monster, he wouldn't be oppressed by that Dai Wenhui." ”

I laughed and said, "Let me tell you, Gao Daquan is a god like Nie Ping, and all the beasts on the earth are under his command." ”

Ye Zi was speechless: "So powerful? ”

I was not convinced: "Besides, how honest is he?" If he wants to be honest, he shouldn't seduce a married woman. "I don't feel angry when I think that Gao Daquan can become a friend of women with a silly statue.

Ye Zi snorted and said, "Are you honest?" As he spoke, he subconsciously avoided my gaze.

Speaking of this, I said slightly apologetically: "Yezi, I originally wanted to tell you before, but I couldn't hold back for a while......"

Ye Zi interrupted me and said, "I am joking with you He Anyi, I like to be with you. ”

I wondered, "Why?" ”

Ye Ziyi smiled and said: "Since I was a child, the people around me have taken care of me as a princess, and there are many men who revolve around me when I grow up, but they are either for the halo effect brought by this title or for my appearance, only you ......"

I shook my hand vigorously and said, "Don't take me so noblely, I protected you at first because you were a princess, and then I coveted your appearance." ”

Ye Zi laughed and said, "It seems to be true." ”

I sighed and said, "I just want to get you a few words of praise, and I didn't think you would give you a pole." ”

Ye Zizheng said: "He Anyi, do you know, only you are a man and a woman's love and commitment to me, regardless of returns and gains and losses, although I usually look lazy and lazy, but I never relax at critical moments, I can feel your worries, although I didn't understand why before, but only by your side I have a sense of security." ”

I looked back on the past and sighed, "Yes, you really didn't give me any trouble. ”

Ye Ziyan said: "Actually, I can only be completely relaxed in front of you, and-" she said mischievously, "I like to see you being burned by me, and I am very happy every time I do this." ”

I changed my face and said, "You really have the potential to be a queen." ”

Ye Zi stretched out his hand to me and said, "I don't care what you are, I like you." ”

I said, "This is the second time I've said that tonight." ”

Ye Zi seemed to have a sense and asked, "Xiao Lu also knows Wushuang's identity?" ”

"She was the first to say that."

Ye Zi said leisurely: "She is so happy." ”

I said, "The one who is happy should be Wushuang, right?" ”

"They're all happy." Ye Zi was suddenly a little embarrassed: "He Anyi, we can be together in the future, but I can't give you the corresponding identity for the time being, you know, I am their queen, and the issue of spouse is very sensitive, and ...... I don't want to hide your true identity from my father and uncle, but I haven't figured out what to say yet......"

I felt a little lost and a little relieved, Ye Zi was able to say this to me, which shows that she really didn't treat me as an outsider, but I was still a little uncomfortable, I reluctantly smiled: "It just so happens that I have to go back to China tomorrow, you can use this time to think about it." ”

Ye Zi shook and said, "Are you angry? ”

"No, there are still many things you don't understand about my identity, there are some things I have to go back to deal with immediately, you have your country, I have my responsibility."

Ye Zi was stunned and said, "You're still angry." ”

I smiled slightly, took her hand and said, "Come here." I pulled her to the window, pulled a crack open, and pointed to the clock tower opposite, "Look. ”

On the top of the clock tower, Alex was hanging from the golden bell, probably asleep, motionless, and impossible to detect without looking closely.

Ye Zi looked at it for a while and said in horror: "Someone hanged himself?" ”

I laughed and said, "Have you ever seen someone hang himself on his foot or neck?" That's Wang Shuisheng's ancestor, and she was the one who captured Xiaolu, by the way, Wang Shuisheng is a vampire. ”

Ye Zi was surprised: "There are still vampires?" ”

"Complicated, right?"

Ye Zi thought for a while, and finally shook his head and smiled: "So, when I was on Wangfu Street before, I lived in the monster den. ”

I said disdainfully: "Don't compare you Western vampires with us, we have a lot of connotation." ”

Ye Zi suddenly hugged me and said, "But I can't bear you." ”

I grabbed her slender waist and said, "I can't bear you either." ”

I carried her to bed, tried my best again, and then hugged each other for a nap, and it wasn't long before it was dawn.

At this time, everyone in the palace already knew that we were leaving, and everyone from the old king of Huns to the captain and others were waiting in the square to see each other off.

I didn't dare to linger with the leaves, so I hurriedly prepared after taking a shower, I was dressed neatly, but when I finally put on my shoes, I found that one was missing, and I couldn't help but hurriedly say: "Where are my shoes?" ”

Ye Zi was straightening the crown and said with a smile: "Why did you have a problem with me, where did you lose it last night?" ”

I thought about it carefully, this is only what I took off when I first came in, and the other one was thrown out in a hurry in front of Ye Zi**, her bedroom is spacious and luxurious, where can I find it for a while?

I was about to go back to my room to find a way, when suddenly someone knocked lightly on the door and said, "Princess, Your Majesty and Prince Jack are already waiting below, let me take you down." "Listen to the voice of Hanks, only a few of their old guards still call Leaf and Huns by their old names.

Ye Zi replied indiscriminately and said to me, "Forget it, wear slippers." ”

I couldn't, so I had to put on one of my original shoes and the other in a slipper, but fortunately I lowered my trousers so that it was not easy for others to notice without staring.

Hanks waited at the door, and saw me walk out with Leaf, and he didn't think much about it when he was a little surprised, thinking that I and Leaf were already sticky, and it was normal to say goodbye to their queen at the moment.

We came all the way to the square, everyone else had already arrived, here was Nie Ping and Ah Po them, Alex was also among them, there were Hongs Lao Wang and Jack and others, in order to show the solemnity, the two old men took the lead, and the captain behind them lined up to see off, there was also an honor guard on both sides, the whole square was full of people, and when the queen arrived, he was suddenly silent.

I consciously blended into the send-off procession, and King Huns patted Yezi's hand and said, "Catherine, the warriors are leaving, you can say a few words." ”

The ceremonial guards on both sides played a sad but not sad send-off song, Ye Zi put his hand on his father, his eyes swept over us one by one, cleared his throat and was just about to speak, when suddenly a female cleaner strode out of the dormitory, she was still wearing a deerskin rag in one hand, and a men's leather shoe in the other hand, and said loudly: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty! ”

Everyone frowned, thinking that this cleaner was too ignorant of the severity, and actually ran over at this juncture, not only lost his manners, but also lost the face of the Fuga Kingdom, and they all stood in silence for a while.

The cleanwoman ran out into the square, glanced at the leaves, came to her and gave her a reckless salute, and then panted and said, "Your Majesty, I found a man's shoe in your bedroom!" As he spoke, he raised his shoes above his head and said, "I shouldn't have disturbed you, but the situation is serious, and I'm afraid that a bad guy has already sneaked into your bedroom." ”

The captain stood in front of Ye Zi and carefully took the shoe, his eyebrows twisted into a pimple, and said in a deep voice: "Where did you find this shoe?" ”

The female cleaner said: "On the windowsill of Your Majesty's bedroom, and it is still on the outside side, I am afraid that the bad guys have already climbed in through the window." ”

The captain's face became more and more solemn, and he took the shoe and looked left and right to take a closer look, and even put it on his nose and sniffed it...... At this time, I heard Ah Po suddenly say: "This is not ......" Fortunately, although he was reckless, he was not a fool, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly shut up halfway.

But the problem is that everyone is not stupid, and when he said this, all eyes swept to the feet of us, and finally all focused on my feet—I would be whistling with my hands behind my back, as if nothing had happened, but with a pair of leather shoes and a tow board, I could no longer hide.

Nie Ping turned his head to look at me and said calmly: "He Anyi, don't pretend." ”

I put my hand in front of my mouth and coughed a few times, then walked up to the captain with a look on my face, took the shoe from his hand and put it on my foot, handed the tow board on my foot to the cleaner, and said, "Let's go back to this, thank you." ”

In this way, even if there are really fools, it is clear, and the square is suddenly very embarrassed, and the band forgets to play music, and they all look at me and Ye Zi blankly.

Ye Zi's face was slightly red, and he put his hand in a circle in front of his mouth and coughed dryly: "Ahem." ”

Everyone felt cramped, and they were busy coughing like her, and they listened to the sound of "cough cough" in the square for a while.

After a while, the captain couldn't help but be curious, pulled the female cleaner aside and whispered, "Is that shoe really outside the window?" ”

The cleaner nodded vigorously.

Everyone involuntarily thought of the classic scene of someone cheating and losing their shoes, and then looked up at the towering 12th floor together, and privately weighed their power, thinking that they had no such stunt, and many people secretly extended their thumbs to me

(To be continued)