?“ Sister Ling, Sister Ling...... "Chen Weiwei ate a two-pound roasted rat with a strange expression: "Why do you make this kind of thing so delicious?" Much better than Brazilian barbecue. Net »

Xia Ling smiled brightly, and his expression was quite proud: "Most of the game like this doesn't use any seasonings, just a little salt." That's what they taught me when I was in Inner Mongolia. (You really eat rats...... ）

Chen Weiwei sighed, and looked at the surrounding jungle that was obviously daytime, but it looked very gloomy: "I think it's a little weird here." ”

After speaking, she also shrunk her neck: "Sister Ling, do you eat everything?" ”

Xia Ling nodded: "Basically, hedgehogs, snakes, ants, once I ate spiders in the rainforest of Vietnam, and it tasted disgusting." (You've broken through the sky, girl)

"Don't say it...... Say no more! Chen Weiwei covered her ears and protested loudly: "It's terrifying! (Obviously you're going to ask again.,You're just selling cuteness)

Xia Ling shook his head: "Actually, it's nothing, you have to live, it seems to be raining here, let's go and prepare, it's raining, and the temperature here will plummet below zero at night." ”

Chen Weiwei sighed, and then ate the mouse in her hand in two bites, and wiped her oily hands on her pants casually.

Although she couldn't understand how a beautiful woman like her Sister Ling could get to the top of the food chain, if she wanted to survive in this dangerous jungle, she had to listen to Xia Ling for everything.

Of course, Chen Weiwei is not good at anything in her life, what she is best at is listening to others, from listening to her mother when she was a child to listening to her mother when she grew up, and finally continuing to listen to Xia Ling's words after she began to try to be independent in the forest, this has almost become an instinct, so she carried out Xia Ling's orders almost without any hesitation. (Are you sure you're independent...... ）

And Xia Ling, she really has the title of being a woman at the top of the food chain. It only took 20 minutes to make a sealed space large enough for two people to sleep with the plastic film of the greenhouse and the broad-leaved vegetation leaves.

This small shed, set rain and cold, snakes, insects, rats and ants, warmth and a series of functions as a whole, the soil in it is Xia Ling just made a fire to roast rats next to the bonfire next to the hot soil, the top is also covered with water absorption of plant ash, and then on the grass ash covered with a thick layer of dead grass leaves.

Don't look at Xia Ling's only one bag, but there are really all kinds of strange things in it, and when Chen Weiwei saw the whole box of condoms in Xia Ling's bag (!) She blinked her eyes and asked innocently, "Sister Ling, what is this thing for?" ”

Xia Ling smiled: "Artifact." (This thing is enough to cause the Sixth Holy Grail War)

As she spoke, she pulled her broken Nokia out of her bag, which was wrapped around a condom: "waterproof, bandages, containers, collecting dew, tying hair, using as a weapon, and sterile gloves for emergency surgery." (I'm going to buy 2 boxes of belts tomorrow)

As she spoke, she tore open a condom and blew the boss in two mouthfuls: "It can also be used as a lifebuoy when crossing the river." But it must be this one without lubricating oil, otherwise it will smell strange......"

Chen Weiwei listened attentively, and when she heard that condoms could be used as weapons, she was suddenly stunned: "Weapons? ”

Xia Ling smiled without saying a word, just took out a slingshot made of tree branches from his pocket, and the power part on it was several condoms twisted together. (I got wet in an instant...... ）

"You're too ...... Too...... It's amazing. Chen Weiwei felt like she had seen an idol: "If you are a man, I will marry you, I really feel safe." (No, if you see a man carrying several boxes of condoms, you'll just think that person is a pervert.)

Xia Ling straightened his hair, and then kept rolling on the hay to compact the bedding on the ground: "In fact, after looking at the world from a different angle, you will find that there are many things that can be pursued in the world. ”

Chen Weiwei nodded, and then blinked a few times: "Then why do you like Li Guo?" He...... It seems that there is no better place than you except to be rich. ”

Xia Ling sat up and shrugged his shoulders: "Who knows, when I saw him for the first time, my heart suddenly beat very hard. It felt like I must have known him before, and it was very close, and when I touched his hand, I felt like I was going to melt. It can be said that ...... Happiness. ”

Chen Weiwei frowned: "It shouldn't be...... He's not that good. (Don't ask about the girl anymore, if you ask again, you'll be attacked)

"yes. I know that too. Xia Ling smiled helplessly, and the girl's demeanor was clear: "But reason has never been defeated." Every time he showed up, I was so nervous that I couldn't speak. ”

"It's weird." Chen Weiwei touched her chin: "This is unreasonable." ”

And at this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps in the gradually gloomy woods outside, the footsteps of people. Xia Ling braided the man's height and weight almost immediately, because she had stepped on a few dry branches.

"Don't go out!" Xia Ling frowned: "There shouldn't be anyone here." ”

Yes, there really shouldn't be anyone here. In the vast undeveloped forest, a woman who weighs about ninety pounds and is about one meter six or five in height should not appear in this place, so Xia Ling directly judged that the person who came was not good with a woman's instinct.

"Hello." Xia Ling got out of the simple tent and greeted the people who came out of politeness.

The person who came did not answer her, but half of her body was hidden in the darkness of the shadows of the trees, revealing only a pair of feet in strangely shaped wild sandals and two white thighs.

It can be seen from the thighs that the person who came is indeed a woman, and her skin is fair and delicate, and her legs are slender.

"Hello?"

Xia Ling frowned, and then said hello again.

The woman didn't answer, but slowly stepped out of the shadows. Dressed strangely and with a dog chain around his neck...... Of course, according to Xia Ling's understanding, such a thick matte white metal chain has nothing but a dog chain. Melon seed face, there are complex and delicate but somewhat terrifying-looking tattoos on the left side of the face, and her eyes are dull, but her casual glance at Xia Ling makes her vaguely feel like she is facing a great enemy.

At this time, Chen Weiwei also ran out, and after running out, she saw this woman, and then screamed in fright, jumped back, leaned into Xia Ling's ear and whispered, "Sister Ling...... She's not like a creature...... There is no aura on the body. (It's unfair that you're driving G all day)

Xia Ling frowned: "Who are you?" ”

The woman glanced up at Xia Ling, and then sat in mid-air like a sofa, leaning lazily on the empty cushion, and stretched out a finger to point at Xia Ling:

"You."

"Me?" Xia Ling's eyes crooked: "I don't know you." ”

"But I know you." The woman hooked her finger at Xia Ling: "I'm not interested in hurting you, as long as you come with me." (This is generally the line spoken by the character who is about to take the bento)

Xia Ling shrugged: "Boring." With that, she prepared to turn and return to the tent.

But the moment she turned around, the woman actually appeared directly in front of her again, blocking her way, and shaking her fingers: "It seems that you are also a non-violent and uncooperative hot chick." ”

As soon as the words fell, two horizontal logs that appeared out of thin air flew out of her side, and there were one or two tons of wood in sight, and they flew straight towards Xia Ling and Chen Weiwei.

Xia Ling was not in a hurry at all, but spread his hands flat and blocked Chen Weiwei with his body. (I feel like Xiaowei is about to play her role as a drag oil bottle)

As for the two pieces of wood, it was absolutely impossible for them to have any effect on Xia Ling, and two meters away from her, the two good pieces of wood turned into sawdust that could only be used to press plywood.

Xia Ling looked down at the sawdust, turned back to Chen Weiwei and said:

"We can sleep comfortably at night."

Saying that, Xia Ling actually squatted down and collected the sawdust on the ground by himself, not caring about the threat in front of him at all.

Covering the sun and clouds were also stunned, although he was just a casual temptation just now, but this temptation is not something that ordinary people can withstand, even if it is Shangqing, when he is not holding the red star through the moon, he can't take this trick without avoiding it. "Sister Ling! Be careful! Chen Weiwei suddenly shouted on the side: "She's here again!" ”

Sure enough, as soon as Xia Ling looked up, he was shocked to find that the woman in front of him punched him. This punch looks soft and has no strength, as if it were a little girl who is spoiled by a lover.

But Chen Weiwei could clearly see that the aura on her punch was layered on top of each other, covering one circle after another. According to the knowledge she had recently come into contact with, the stronger the aura, the more spiritual power would be condensed. And these spiritual powers are definitely highly compressed.

"It's not...... My sister is far away. The disabled Zhijian rubbed his stomach: "It feels a little weird." ”

"Blame your sister ......" Li Guo was full of resentment.

The disabled Zhijian stepped on Li Guo: "Are you finding fault?" I have a vague ...... Weird feeling, like ......"

"Okay, your sister......" Li Guo used his mobile phone in front of the mirror:

"I hate you, you didn't tell me earlier, Atta is so inward...... I'm going to be killed by her. (No matter how you look at this, it's all friends flirting)

"Who told you to deserve to listen to her story." The disabled Zhijian pointed to the Lock Demon Tower standing in the distance: "The stories in there are all broken liver and intestines." ”

But just when the disabled Zhijian just sighed, a dazzling golden light suddenly burst out from his seven orifices, and then the whole person suddenly suspended in the air, and trembled like an epilepsy...... Li Guo was flustered at that time, jumped up and wanted to drag the disabled Zhijian down: "You are hairy again......"

But Zhijian didn't answer him this time, just shining like a light bulb.

Thankfully, the light only lasted less than thirty seconds, and then the crippled Zhijian fell to the ground with a clatter.

Li Guo hurriedly leaned over, helped the disabled Zhijian up, and hurriedly shouted, "Hey...... Don't scare me, big brother......"

At this time, the disabled Zhijian sat up with a puff, and looked at Li Guo in confusion: "**Your sister, ......" "Say it first, are you sighing or scolding me." Li Guo pointed to the disabled Zhijian: "If you scold someone, I will kick you." (You're going to have to keep your face out...... You didn't curse just now, did you)

The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "My sister...... It's so fucking terrible to wake up for a few seconds, you know...... It's so fucking horrible. She's even better than she was back then......"

Li Guo was stunned: "Wake up? Isn't Sister Ling awake all the time? ”

"Xia Ling is Xia Ling, my sister is my sister, Xia Ling is my sister, but my sister is not Xia Ling, in fact, Xia Ling is both my sister and not my sister, but my sister may or may not be Xia Ling." Disabled Zhijian spoke very quickly: "Do you understand Mu You? (I know you ass.) Do you know how miserable it is to play this paragraph)

Li Guo shook his head blankly: "Mu has ......"

"There's nothing to say about a retarded like you." The disabled Zhijian dragged Li Guo: "Go over and take a look!" ”

After speaking, the disabled Zhijian dragged Li Guo, and the two of them disappeared into the vast bamboo sea.

And when Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian arrived at Xia Ling's side, they found her sleeping in her low-end self-made tent, and Chen Weiwei next to her was sitting on the side in a daze...... What's wrong? Li Guo walked over quickly, but he found that he was surrounded by sword spirits and did not let him enter the tent.

Chen Weiwei raised her eyelids and glanced at Li Guo, and then made a silent gesture: "Sister Ling just slept." ”

After saying that, she got out of the tent: "Just now...... Sister Ling was so powerful just now...... So a person was melted by her directly, and it really melted ......" (isn't it, half of the social map just came out to make soy sauce?) ）

Li Guo frowned: "Who?" ”

"I don't know."

At the top of Kunlun, the cloudy sun sat in front of Shangqing, and the momentum was menacing: "You didn't tell me who she was, and you let me go on a mission?" ”

Shangqing blinked and looked at Jingle Bell: "You...... Can't beat her? ”

Suncloud smiled sadly: "You two want to destroy me, right?" (Decisive reversal)

"No...... No, you're my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's ass, how can I lose half an ass. Shangqing hurriedly comforted: "You misunderstood." ”

"You let your jingle go, seventy percent of Du Jitu's power is on her, I can't beat that woman." Suncloud's eyes were full of despair: "Xiao Ge, can you really bear to hurt a woman who loves you like this?" ”

Suncloud smiled, but smiled bitterly: "Okay, you don't have to explain. Tomorrow afternoon, I will be waiting for you at the Heart of the Secret Realm, and I will give her everything that belongs to Jingle Bell, so that you can have a complete Dingdong. ”（…… Sure enough, it was bento)

After speaking, the clouds disappeared faintly.

"You'll be complete tomorrow, baby." Shangqing didn't seem to care about the clouds at all: "It's complete!" ”

And Ding Dong frowned: "Isn't it cruel?" She's at least my sister......" Shangqing smiled: "She shouldn't have existed in the first place." ”）。.。

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