After the weather cleared, we were still dark here because of no electricity, and people outside began to wander out slowly, pointing to the community where we had survived the disaster, and Aunt Meng began to be busy, while raising her head and shouting: "Director Xiao He, Director Xiao He." ”

I poked my head out of the broken window and shouted, "I've already contacted the maintenance man." ”

Aunt Meng exclaimed, "Are you okay at home?" ”

“…… It's okay, it's cool. ”

At this time, the person had settled down, Xiaohui poured him a cup of tea in the dark, and Ah Po asked, "You are the Sun on TV just now, right?" ”

Sun He said: "Sun Manlou ......"

"Yes, yes, Sun Manlou, take Nano to open the light."

Sun Manlou smiled shyly and ashamedly, tears were still hanging on the edge of his eyes, it was still the silk longevity shirt, but there was only a handful of the mustache left, this crying and laughing had a taste of pear blossoms with rain, we had just been thundered by the sky, and we were thundered again......

Ah Po said: "Where's your beard over there?" ”

Sun Manlou wiped his tears and said: "Let the thunder slash disappear......"

I turned around and said, "Why did that person hack you?" ”

At this time, Gao Daquan came back in despair, and we all asked, "Where is your boss?" ”

Gao Daquan said: "When I go down, he will be gone." He glanced at a figure on the sofa, and suddenly frowned: "You have a demonic aura on you!" ”

Sun Manlou was startled, the teacup fell to the ground, at this time the power supply was restored in our community, and the outside suddenly brightened, Gao Daquan only glanced at Sun Manlou and shouted: "It turned out to be you!" ”

We were surprised: "You know? ”

Gao Daquan pointed at Sun Manlou and said angrily: "This guy is the only warrior in your demon clan who can be compared to me-Wing King!" ”

We: "Winged King? ”

Sun Manlou has completely relieved his strength, he bowed his hand at us again and again, and said with a smile: "Be polite, everything that flies in the sky and has wings belongs to the brother, hehe." He turned his head and said, "Listen to you, you're the beastmaster of the Protoss, right?" ”

Gao Daquan clenched his fists and said: "Exactly, I didn't expect our old rival to meet again!" Come on, you and I will meet again! ”

Ah Po jumped between the two of them and shouted, "What are you doing? If you want to fight outside, you recruit a bunch of wild cats, you recruit a bunch of flies, do we still want our family? After listening to the conversation between the two, we finally understood why Sun Manlou could repel mosquitoes and flies......

Sun Manlou said: "I said yes, it's thousands of years ago, what are you fighting?" "But we can all see that he is afraid, in terms of the current physical condition, Gao Daquan beats him and he is rich both.

I sat next to him and said, "Tell me what's going on, why did that old man hack you?" ”

Gao Daquan said angrily: "Then it goes without saying, he must have done something bad before my boss cleaned him up!" ”

Hearing the word "bad thing", Sun Manlou's expression changed, and he subconsciously looked at the sky outside, and saw that it was already light and light, so he said indifferently: "I didn't do anything bad, that old immortal is just looking for me!" ”

I listened to what he said and said with a smile: "What did you do with that little bad thing?" ”

Sun Manlou touched the rest of his beard, and said seriously: "Aren't I just for their good and show them the way?" ”

"Who?"

"Those hotels, hotels, big shopping malls and so on -- at the beginning I had a discussion with them, I was not greedy, and I said that as long as they gave me 5,000 yuan a year, I could guarantee that not a single mosquito or fly would disturb them, but they didn't listen, and sent security guards to beat me."

Ah Po said: "What happened later? ”

"Later, hum, I commanded the flies and mosquitoes in the city to fight against the girls, the flies go during the day, the mosquitoes go at night, and they want to do business? Dream, can you imagine what it would be like to have 25,000 flies in the lobby of a 5-star hotel? ”

We're all cold......

Even the most inquisitive Wushuang asked at this time: "What about later?" ”

"Didn't you see it on TV, a mosquito repellent charm is 5000, and it is only safe for a month!"

Ah Po said: "Damn, you are collecting protection money in disguise!" ”

Gao Daquan couldn't help but say: "Even if it wasn't scientific before, there were no flies at all in winter, why should people pay you a year's money?" ”

Sun Manlou didn't care and said: "Okay, winter, spring and autumn don't count, I just collect summer money." ”

Gao Daquan said: "This is almost ......"

Sun Manlou interrupted him and said, "But it's also 5,000, are you willing to spend 5,000 in three months or 5,000 a year?" ”

Gao Daquan: "......"

Wushuang hey: "It's time to hack you!" ”

I asked him, "Then how did you meet Thor?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "Don't mention it, I read the record that there is a hotel today that is about to expire and go to collect the payment, who knows that I just finished the work and saw the old thing waiting for me at the door, that guy, a thunder will be split down, you see the thunder, there is a thick waist!" ”

Gao Daquan immediately said: "Look, I'll just say that my boss won't look for you for no reason, right?" You've done something wrong! ”

I asked Sun Manlou: "Then you know how to run to us?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "I saw that there was a demonic spirit here, and I knew that it was my own kind and came to you." ”

Ah Po pinched Sun Manlou's shoulder and said: "He, your kid remembered us as soon as he was in trouble, why didn't you even invite us to take a sip of cold water if you collected protection money from door to door?" ”

Sun Manlou shook his hand again and again: "No, no, I only found out some time ago that flies and mosquitoes actually obey my command, and today I was struck by lightning to understand why they obey my command - I just remembered who I am!" ”

Ah Po said in disbelief: "Really? ”

Sun Manlou promised: "Really, really, or haven't you heard of me before?" ”

Gao Daquan snorted and said: "Good Wing King actually commanded flies and mosquitoes to collect protection money, although you were a demon clan before, you were my most respected enemy, but now you are not worthy." ”

I found it very easy to be an enemy with Gao Daquan, as long as you are stronger than him, he will respect you, if you are not as good as him, he will not kill you, but he will not take you seriously, so his enemies are actually very safe - no wonder he died in the morning.

Sun Manlou didn't care, took my hand and said pitifully: "Boss, do you think it's worth that old guy to use thunder to slash me for more than half an hour?" ”

I laughed and said, "It's better not to do it, it's a lack of morality." ”

Ah Po said: "Why do you call him boss too?" ”

Sun Manlou said naturally: "Hasn't it always been like this? Although the boss is not the most powerful and the first born of our demon clan, he has saved countless people's lives on the battlefield. ”

I wondered, "How did I save people?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "What are you kidding, you use your powerful strength to cover the battlefield, few people in the Protoss can prevent your enchantment, you could have justifiably become our leader by killing, but you chose to ambulance, you often rescue our people from under the enemy's weapons at the moment when you can't afford it, so many people call you boss." Sun Manlou was very solemn when he said this, and it seemed that he remembered the eventful years when he was the Wing King.

I laughed and said, "It seems that I have been soft-hearted since I was a child. ”

Ah Po didn't want others to call me boss, and he said in a stiff tone: "We have forgotten all the previous things. ”

Sun Manlou exclaimed: "Won't it? ”

Xiaohui said lightly: "We don't remember anything about the past now, and our only identity is that of a human citizen." ”

Sun Manlou sighed and said, "It's a pity, I also said that I can do a great job with the organization now." ”

Gao Daquan said angrily: "What else do you want to do? ”

Sun Manlou pursed his mouth and said: "I think about collecting protection money after all, it is a small fight and can't get on the table." ”

Gao Daquan snorted and said, "You still know! ”

Sun Manlou continued: "I picked out all the big ones among the flies a few days ago, and I'm thinking about installing small candid cameras on them......."

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Stop, you won't be able to get on the stage, and Lei will have to hack you." ”

Sun Manlou looked at us pitifully and said, "You can't leave me alone, right? ”

I looked at Gao Daquan and said, "Daquan, can you be accommodating with your boss?" ”

Gao Daquan said disdainfully: "My boss is notoriously vicious and hateful, but if he no longer does things that lack virtue, my boss is too lazy to take care of his third-rate footsteps." ”

I asked Sun Manlou, "What do you think?" ”

Sun Manlou sighed and said: "What else can I say, I thought I would find a way to make money - hey, forget it, in addition to that, I will also tell people hexagrams, look at appearances, and criticize the ...... years."

We all looked at him and didn't speak.

Sun Manlou had to spread his hands: "It's okay to go into the water." ”

I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Liu Laoliu, do you know you?" ”

Sun Manlou slapped his thigh: "Sixth master!" That's the best in our business! I was also thanks to him for taking me to make my debut! ”

At this time, our living room was already full of flies, and Ah Po waved his hand again and again: "I said, can you invite your little brothers out first?" ”

"It's easy!" Sun Manlou casually pointed out, and all the flies in the living room consciously lined up and flew out......

Xiaohui was curious: "What is the principle of your mosquito repellent charms?" ”

Sun Manlou shook his hair and made a sven gesture, and before he could speak, Ah Po preemptively said: "If you dare to say anything about nanotechnology, I will whip you!" ”

Sun Manlou shrank his neck and said honestly: "Actually, it was written by dipping it in my bath water." ”

We all felt a bit blocked......

Xiaohui asked again: "Then what about those who are looking for you to open the light?" ”

Sun Manlou: "Soak them in the bath water - so I didn't agree to those who drew their names, those knives and swords are still successful, I remember the most distinctive is the CEO of a company, he brought a willow cigarette holder to me to open the light." ”

We asked, "Did you say yes?" ”

Sun Manlou: "...... Promised. ”

Let's vomit together!

Sun Manlou said: "No way, you know that flies and mosquitoes have little intelligence, and they can only be controlled by smell, gestures and sounds." ”

While we were talking, Gao Daquan's new mobile phone rang, and Gao Daquan glanced at the caller and said, "It's probably a patient." Then he glanced at Sun Manlou and said disdainfully, "Gods and demons are different, our gods always want to solve problems for others, you demons are demons, and you always think about bringing disaster to the world!" He picked up the phone.

The man over there was very anxious, and shouted in a decibel high enough that we could all hear, "Is it Dr. Gao?" ”

Gao Daquan said with the pride and humility that only that special profession can have: "Well, it's me who asks for it." ”

The man said, "Doctor Gao, I heard that you are the best veterinarian, you must help me!" ”

Gao Daquan smiled: "This is a bit exaggerated, but from the perspective of serving the public, I have a clear conscience-" As he spoke, he glared at Sun Manlou again, and continued, "Okay, you can say something." ”

The man said loudly like a life-saving straw: "Doctor Gao, my pigeon has not eaten, drunk or moved all day, you must show it, this is the top three in the national pigeon competition, it is my heart!" ”

Gao Daquan's face changed greatly, and he was embarrassed after a long time: "Can ...... But I can't fly. ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly said: "How is that possible, if you don't help, I will have to jump off the building, don't worry, as long as the medical fee is cured, you can open your mouth casually......"

Gao Daquan was about to cry: "I really can't do it, you came in vain." ”

The man was stunned and said: "Didn't I say everything, you can do as much as you want, how can you be so troublesome, I sue you, do you believe it or not?" ”

Gao Daquan stuck to the phone blankly, wanting to explain but didn't know what to say.

At this time, Sun Manlou stood up proudly, walked to the tall and comprehensive with his hands behind his back, grabbed the phone, and said disdainfully: "Do you know what it is to think about patients in an all-round way, phew!" Then he picked up the phone and said directly: "Tell the pigeon to listen to the phone." ”

The man: "...... What the? ”

"I told you to put the phone on the pigeon's ear! Do you understand? "After all, Sun Manlou is also a charlatan, and when he should be angry, he is really hard!

The man was also really anxious, and in a panic, he really put the phone next to the pigeon, and we heard the pigeon's cry from there: "Coo-"

Sun Manlou said solemnly: "What's the matter with you, say." ”

Over there: "Goo-goo-"

Sun Manlou: "I know, ask your master to listen to the phone." ”

Man: "Hey, I'm here." ”

"Do you have any beauty capsules at home?"

"Yes, my daughter-in-law is eating, what's wrong?" The man said inexplicably.

"Well, turn one in the water and let it go down, half an hour."

The man reacted and jumped to his feet and said, "What the hell are you making fun of Lao Tzu?" ”

Sun Manlou said calmly: "Eh, don't talk like that, you can only use dead pigeons as live pigeon doctors now, what if you want to be useful?" ”

The man said angrily: "If it doesn't work, I'll smash your shop!" ”

Sun Manlou smiled and said: "No matter how you use it, I have no opinion on destroying my tall and complete door!" After saying that, he quickly hung up the phone.

Gao Daquan: "......"

We couldn't cry or laugh, and were about to think of a way to make up for Gao Daquan, but after a while, the man called back again, only to hear him excitedly say: "God, just two words: God!" After you finished doing what you said, I can eat now, and I just flew around our house three times back and forth, thank you, Doctor Gao, I will send you tomorrow! ”

Sun Manlou said leisurely: "First, I don't have the surname Gao surnamed Sun, and second, don't talk about God if there is anything in the future!" ”

"So what?"

"Demon!"

……

Afterwards, we asked Sun Manlou: "What did the pigeon tell you?" ”

"The corn kernels it ate at noon have been drying for too long, and the stool is dry!"

"Then why did you let it drink beauty capsules?"

Sun Manlou smiled mysteriously: "Well, everyone knows this-that thing doesn't matter if it's a human or a beast, whoever drinks it has diarrhea!" ”

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I haven't drunk it for beauty, but don't think I'm the kind of BT man who always carries a lot of beauty things on his body, I'm the one who only knew how to use soap when I washed my face the day before yesterday

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