The waiter looked at the "blazing" burning hundred-dollar bill in front of him, and tears were about to flow out. Grandma's, one-sixth of his monthly income, turned to ashes in the firelight. He really wanted to say to Zhao Changfeng, sir, don't invite me to smoke, you can give me this banknote. Of course, this is just thinking about it in your heart, how can you really say it?

The waiter held three pieces of soft China worth five and a stick, and greedily looked at the flame worth a hundred yuan in front of him, and there was an impulse in his heart, he really wanted to light the cigarette with the burning banknote and enjoy the taste of more than a hundred yuan of cigarettes. But he didn't dare. In the Westerdi Room, the waitress has the right to occasionally have a drink with the regular customer, but the male waiter does not have the right to smoke a cigarette with the regular customer. Of course, if you are determined to pay a fine of 20 yuan, the disco has no objection to the subordinate waiter trying it out.

Zhao Changfeng flicked the remaining banknotes into the air, allowing the small corner of paper to burn into ashes in the air. The ** fire in the waiter's eyes immediately turned into ashes.

"Hehe, I really follow the rules." Zhao Changfeng said with a smile: "It's okay, it's not difficult for you." ”

The waiter came to his senses, and hurriedly bowed down and said to Zhao Changfeng respectfully: "Thank you, sir, for your understanding." I'm over there, sir, and if you have any commands, hold up a candle and signal to me. ”

Zhao Changfeng's face was slightly red, the first time he came to the discotheque, he thought that it was very chic to snap his fingers and greet the waiter, but he didn't expect that the correct way to greet the waiter was to raise the red candle on the table.

Seeing the waiter nodding and walking away, Zhao Changfeng smiled and said to Ling'er: "How is Ling'er, is it relieved?" ”

Ling'er pursed her lips disdainfully and said, "Brother, you are a typical gentleman's style!" In my father's words, he was a loser, and he burned two hundred dollars! ”

Zhao Changfeng smiled and said, "Ling'er, if you want to burn it, I can also give you one!" ”

Ling'er snorted and said, "It's not rare! Isn't there just a few stinky money? ”

Zhao Changfeng laughed and said to Ling'er in a low voice: "Ling'er, my money is not only stinky, but also fake, so I took it out and burned it." ”

"Fake? Brother, what do you mean? Ling'er asked puzzled.

Zhao Changfeng explained to Ling'er with a smile: "This is the counterfeit money I received at work, and there is no place to deal with it, so I just got it here and pretended to be less!" ”

It turned out that when Zhao Changfeng was working as a cashier in the Financial Audit Office, he urgently needed a large amount of cash one day, and because there was no pre-agreement and the bank did not prepare so much, he transferred 300,000 yuan from the subordinate units of the bureau. Because the time was very urgent, Zhao Changfeng used a money counter to go through the 300,000 cash, and there was no problem, and he signed it into the small treasury of the finance department at that time. But when Zhao Changfeng was about to distribute them in the afternoon, he used a little bit to produce three counterfeit banknotes. The money counter of the finance department of these three counterfeit banknotes could not be recognized, but Zhao Changfeng's fingers could feel it. Zhao Changfeng still couldn't believe it, put these three fake banknotes together, and found that the numbers were exactly the same, what is this not a fake banknote?

But Zhao Changfeng didn't dare to let anyone know about this matter, speaking of which, this is a responsibility accident at work, he just came back from poverty alleviation in the county, and is being treated coldly by the bureau leaders. So Zhao Changfeng secretly ate this dumb loss and quietly exchanged the three fake banknotes with real money. Zhao Changfeng put these three counterfeit banknotes in his wallet as a reminder of his work.

Today, when he met this waiter who looked down on people, Zhao Changfeng wanted to tease him, so he came up with an idea of lighting cigarettes with counterfeit banknotes to scare people.

Ling'er immediately stopped being angry after hearing this, she giggled and asked Zhao Changfeng: "Brother, is what you said true or false, don't make me happy?" ”

Zhao Changfeng opened the wallet, took out the remaining counterfeit banknote and handed it to Ling'er and said, "Ling'er, look, I still have the counterfeit banknote stamp of the Finance Department on this counterfeit banknote, so that I am afraid that I will accidentally spend them as real money." ”

Ling'er took it and took a look, and sure enough, the front and back of the banknote were stamped with blue counterfeit banknotes.

"Haha, that's fun!" Ling'er shouted happily: "I also want to burn one to have fun." ”

As she spoke, Ling'er rolled the counterfeit banknote in her hand into a slender cylinder, lit it on the candle, and then shook it in her hand, giggling from her mouth.

The waiter stood not far away and saw this scene, and his heart was dripping blood. Grandma's, rich people are luxury, and they can even burn and play with a hundred-dollar bill! And I, even when I went to my father's grave, burned the dead money in the face value of one dollar! Oh my God, why are you so unfair!

Zhao Changfeng didn't expect that he and Ling'er's nonsense behavior would fall into the eyes of the four young people at a table not far away. These four young people are all ten years old, and they are all dressed up in a flowing manner.

"Grandma's, where did the fool come from to put here?" A long-haired young man with a large earring hanging from his left ear said.

"Damn! It's just, dare to come to the disco and pretend to be forced, it's just fucking going to the toilet with a lantern - looking for death (shit)! Another sturdy bald young man said.

"Hehe, the little girl next to that silly hat is pretty handsome! Later, a few buddies can open meat and scold that stupid hat at the same time! Another pale-faced young man smiled innocently.

"That's right! After a while, a few buddies will be on it together, and the light will scare the stupid one! Another young man was also eager to try.

…… Zhao Changfeng didn't know that their swagger had attracted the attention of others, and he was still giggling with Ling'er.

At eight o'clock, the discotheque finally began to play loud music, and on the dance floor, young people constantly writhed and jumped in, dancing wildly.

In the center of the dance floor, two scantily clad lead dancers swayed to the rhythm of the silver moon, making exaggerated movements.

Ling'er said excitedly: "Brother, hurry up, let's go in and jump too!" ”

Zhao Changfeng smiled bitterly, he really didn't have any cells for dance. But his task today is to please Ling'er, so since Ling'er likes it, he has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany him. Fortunately, it's jumping, as long as you twist your body indiscriminately, even if the demons are dancing, no one says that you dance ugly!

Ling'er impatiently pulled Zhao Changfeng onto the dance floor. Not far from them, the four young men signaled to each other, and they all got up and followed Zhao Changfeng and Ling'er onto the dance floor.

The music is frantic and energetic, and the bass-heavy drums seem to hit the eardrum in the ear, shaking people's hearts to beat with the rhythm of the music.

Ling'er raised her hands and danced to the rhythm of the dance music, her movements were energetic but there was a special mixture of youth and sweetness, comparing to the crazy girls around her.

Zhao Changfeng spread his teeth and claws like a gorilla, guarding Ling'er like a group of demons dancing wildly.

Ling'er looked at Zhao Changfeng's clumsy dancing and giggled, and shouted loudly: "Brother, how do I see that your movements are not dancing, but playing basketball." ”

"What?" Zhao Changfeng responded loudly. The music in the discotheque was so loud that he couldn't hear Ling'er clearly.

Ling'er shouted loudly: "Brother, I said that you are not jumping, you are playing basketball." ”

Zhao Changfeng vaguely heard the words basketball, knew what Ling'er was talking about, and couldn't help laughing for a while.

Suddenly, Zhao Changfeng pulled Ling'er into his arms.

Ling'er couldn't help but tense up, her face turned crimson, she looked at Zhao Changfeng and said, "Brother, what are you doing?" ”

Zhao Changfeng didn't answer Ling'er's words, and looked at a figure in the distance. The figure flashed a few times before disappearing into the dancing crowd.

Maybe he didn't mean to? Zhao Changfeng thought in his heart and let out a long sigh.

"It's nothing, Ling'er, my brother just performed a three-step layup, and he didn't stand firm all of a sudden, so he helped you up."

"Haha," Ling'er also sighed in her heart, "Brother, you are really unsuccessful!" I want to fall down in the disco! ”

Zhao Changfeng suddenly stretched out his hand again and pulled Ling'er into his arms, turned around, and dodged a black shadow.

"Brother, what's wrong again?" Ling'er's face blushed.

Zhao Changfeng said in Ling'er's ear: "Ling'er, go, something is wrong today!" ”

Saying that, Zhao Changfeng was about to go out while protecting Ling'er, but four young people danced over and surrounded Zhao Changfeng and Ling'er in the middle.

"Yo, silly hat, now you know you're scared?"

"Hehe, buddy, you look so arrogant when you burned the money just now!"

"Hey, my little sister isn't that old? Don't be in junior high school, right? Boy, you are harming the flowers and bones of the motherland! ”

Ling'er had never encountered such a situation, and she was nervously hiding in Zhao Changfeng's arms and shivering.

(To be continued)