Chapter 209: Wang Zhuo Two Hundred and Five
Seeing these embarrassing questions and the QQ group that fried the pot, Gan Lin couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
And the head teacher Zheng Zhixiu's QQ was still online just now, and now it has become gray and infiltrated the lower level of the list, and I don't know if it is really offline, or it has entered the stealth mode.
was asked too much, Gan Lin had to answer to a best girl: "I really don't know ......"
Before I could think about it, there happened to be a gossip girl playing her window, and these five words and ellipses were accidentally sent to the girl.
As a result, three seconds later, Gan Lin's reply was posted to the QQ group, which immediately caused a burst of confusion, because there were too many people who spoke, the screen was rolling rapidly, and the person in front had just finished speaking, and it was brushed by the back.
There is also the boy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and sacrifices artifacts such as the Ruyi golden hoop stick or skyscraper on the screen, which attracted a burst of scolding.
The prompt sound of the private chat rang non-stop, and Gan Linsuo said again in the class group: "I really don't know, I haven't measured it!" ”
Wang Zhuo, who was smiling the fat dragon next door and almost fell to the ground, and Wang Zhuo, who was carefully washing the condensed milk left on his body in the bathroom, also saw the detailed process of the matter with his perspective eyes, and couldn't smile bitterly at the fat dragon's means of making waves.
Young people often play for fun, Wang Zhuo and Gan Lin, who are the parties involved, really don't feel angry, maybe this is the flying youth.
"Ask for photos, ask for the truth!"
"Kneel in the snow and beg for verification!"
"What about the king's guidance, summon the king's guidance!"
"As a 180 boy, when I heard that Director Wang actually had 250, I thought Yali was really big!"
"Damn, you dare to say you have 180? I'll bet you two dozen beers! Win and pay and lose drink! ”
"250 won't be a derogatory term anymore, you know!"
"Tremble, moan, and worship, girls! Wang Gui is mighty! ”
Cheng Gang, who wanted the girls to moan, was suddenly drowned in the ocean of the people's war, and all kinds of ginseng roosters poured on his body like a tide, and titles such as Wrap-neck Man, Premature Ejaculation Jun were unceremoniously imposed on his head by the girls...... Gan Lin found out that after a year of college, there were really a lot of reserved chicks in high school who had become spicy women, and these topics were not dared to participate in before, but now they are as excited as chicken blood, it seems that girls who have boyfriends and ** have accounted for the majority!
"I said, have you figured out what to bet on?"
"School Committee, can you reveal whether Wang Zhuo's chances of winning are better, or Jin Chengyou's chances of winning are better?"
"Is the fat dragon still there? I would like to ask, are you betting on soft size, or hard size? ”
This question laughed a large number of people in front of the computer, if the soft size is 250, the hard size is not as long as the upper arm, and there is probably no such freak in China!
There was a laughing expression on the screen, but the girl who asked the question continued to play treasure, and said seriously: "I have seen a documentary, and the soft size of the African elephant people in it is 60 centimeters, and it is almost touching the ground." ”
It's really outrageous the more you talk about it, Gan Linsuo's surname doesn't type anymore, and she sits in front of the computer with tears and laughs, watching them play.
"In ancient times, there was a big-eared thief Liu Bei hanging his knees, and now there is a king's guidance, hehe......"
"Teacher Zheng is not here? I found a picture of 270, I can refer to it, if she doesn't send it out to me? ”
Before he could confirm that Zheng Zhixiu was not there, he was banned by Gan Lin from using the administrator of the QQ group and was forbidden to speak for 30 minutes.
A boy immediately reported the grievances: "Protest against the violation of the right of the students to speak!" ”
The girls have expressed their protests to no avail, in fact, everyone knows that most of them want to see that picture!
Sure enough, a while later, a more bold girl said in the group: "I've seen the picture, with a mosaic, it's boring!" ”
So there was an uproar in the group, and the girl privately received countless private chats asking to share mosaic pictures...... Wang Zhuo only cared about watching the play, and forgot that he was still in the shower, and let the warm water flow into his mouth when he grinned.
As more and more women get to know, in many cases, he can already guess the ambivalence of women, who are better at doing one thing in front of them than men, and what they say and do, what they do and what they think, and what they think and what they say are often completely inconsistent.
It is no wonder that some seniors concluded that "don't guess the girl's mind boy", "a woman's refusal should not be taken seriously", and "when a woman says no, she is often saying yes".
Wang Zhuo had already imagined the scene of the picture with the mosaic being quickly passed among his classmates, and while they scolded the boys in the QQ group for being obscene and dirty, they were privately commenting on the picture.
Unexpectedly, his size would one day become the focus of the class, Wang Zhuo could only be speechless about it!
At this time, there is a boy in the QQ group who is telling the story of "the story that happened in the men's toilet with Director Wang and me", this guy is very good, and the words rhyme with each other, just like Shan Tianfang said the certificate.
Everyone was watching him play treasure, and there was a lot less screen swiping for a while, Wang Zhuo took advantage of this time to turn off the sprinkler head and quickly dry his body.
took a bath towel and was about to wrap it around, he suddenly remembered the sleek vulture of the fat dragon, his stubbornness suddenly rose, and after thinking about it, he took out the three-headed Philips electric shaver that Zhou Huai'an gave him a few days ago.
Usually he shaves with a blade-type razor, and occasionally uses an electric razor when he is in a hurry to go out, but now this usage reminds him of the undefeated East, so he still conservatively uses an electric razor.
After a buzz, the world was refreshed.
Thinking that Qi Fei would no longer suspect them of drilling their nostrils, Guan Yingying could not comb her braids and play with them, and Gan Lin no longer had any excuse to refuse to swallow it to the end, as well as the expressions that they might have after seeing this surprise, Wang Zhuo was very happy in his heart, simply cleaned up the ground hygiene, rinsed the stubble with water, wrapped it in a bath towel and walked out.
Five minutes later, Feilong lost, and I don't know if Wang Zhuo performed better today, or even grew in height at the same time, he didn't even cheat and won!
"I'm fucking convinced!" The fat dragon painfully announced in the QQ group: "250! Brother lost! ”
So the QQ group fried the pot again, and the voices of asking for photos and seeking the truth came and went, and some people even coaxed, saying that Feilong was Wang Zhuo's nursery, saying that he deliberately sang this "Zhuo Da" to flaunt Wang Zhuo, so he asked Feilong to prove the truth with photos!
"We have to see your fat dragon's face and its photo before we believe you!" Cheng Gang used eye-catching large characters to practice the requirements.
System prompt: Member Cheng Gang was banned by administrator Gan Lin for 30 minutes.
"I'm willing to lose." Wang Zhuo patted the fat dragon on the shoulder proudly: "The key is in the car, let's go now!" ”
Feilong nodded with a wry smile, gave the computer to Wang Zhuo, went to the living room to get the car keys, and went downstairs to wash the car.
The bet is to wash the car for three months, this time he has a job to do, today is just an Audi Q7, another day Wang Zhuo if he drives the Mercedes-Benz RV back, see how he washes.
Hearing that the fat dragon was turned off and went out, Gan Lin hurriedly walked out of the bedroom, glanced at Wang Zhuo, and the two laughed together.
"Twenty-five centimeters, really?" She looked at Wang Zhuo's bath towel around her waist and asked.
Wang Zhuo smiled: "I'll go get a ruler." ”
The bamboo ruler was brought back, he handed it to Gan Lin, and was about to take off the bath towel, but he didn't expect this person to raise the ruler to find a position of twenty-five centimeters to hold it, and measured it towards her own lower body.
Wang Zhuo burst out laughing, this amount was all up to her navel!
…… Feilong was washing the car downstairs, so Gan Lin said nothing and refused to let Wang Zhuo do whatever he wanted, she was crying and laughing by the vulture thunder, and carefully fiddling and observing for a long time, only for the first time did Wang Zhuo enjoy the feeling of swallowing to the end.
To be honest, this kind of move can't really be played without exercise, so she only lasted for a second, then desperately got rid of Wang Zhuo, rushed into the bathroom and retched.
"It turns out that you have to have talent to do this...... Wang Zhuo said to himself, and said in his heart that it seems that Qi Fei's talent is better, but I don't know how Guan Yingying is, it's really exciting.
"What talent?" Gan Lin came out of the bathroom, covering his mouth with a towel, and there were still some tears in his eyes.
"Huh." Wang Zhuo covered it with laughter and explained: "I don't have to make much effort to watch the women in action movies do this, maybe they were born." ”
"Definitely." Gan Lin nodded immediately, and said in his heart that who would practice such an uncomfortable thing, it must be innate, and there will be no mistakes.
Wang Zhuo hugged her in his arms and said with a smile: "Tell me how you felt just now?" ”
"You'll find out if you try it yourself." Gan Lin gave him a blank look, leaned over and picked up a large banana from the table.
Wang Zhuo was defeated suddenly!
The fat dragon finished brushing the car downstairs and came back with a hot sweat.
When he entered the door, Wang Zhuo was chatting with his classmates in the QQ group, and Gan Lin was washing clothes in the bathroom.
In fact, the clothes in summer are not dirty, just a little sweaty, you can wash it very clean with a fully automatic washing machine, what Gan Lin has to do is just to sort out the clothes in the washing machine, and then find the clothes that you forgot to throw in from the living room or bedroom, turn out the small items forgotten in it, and then turn on the button and forget it.
When Feilong walked into the bathroom, Gan Lin was frowning slightly, holding a pair of Wang Zhuo's underwear and sniffing lightly, the two faced each other, and she hurriedly threw the underwear into the washing machine.
This involves a more embarrassing **, Feilong immediately pretended not to see it, said hello to her, and then didn't dare to wash his hands, took a towel and came out.
He stood on the balcony while wiping his sweat, pondering what the situation was just now, obviously Gan Lin couldn't be a fetish or something, so why did she smell Wang Zhuo's changed panties with a strange expression?
"Damn!" He suddenly slapped his thigh, and thought of the reason, Gan Lin had just come to wash Wang Zhuo's clothes the day before yesterday, and that pair of underwear must have been changed yesterday or today, and she and Wang Zhuo hadn't met in the past day and a half, if there was something or smell on that pair of underwear that shouldn't appear, could it not attract her attention?!
(To be continued)