Chapter 151: Little Pig
Ye Tian suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice sound, he looked back, but he didn't see this person. Ye Tian's heart was puzzled, and he didn't know where this voice came from.
"You're stupid!" The voice sounded again, but this time, Ye Tianqing clearly found that the voice actually came from his mind.
How is this possible?
Ye Tian couldn't believe that this was true, he wanted to tell himself that this was an illusion, not true, but as soon as he thought of this, he heard the voice in his head sound again, and said in his mouth: "Don't be stupid, I am real!" ”
"Who are you?"
"What's my name, let me think about ......., it seems to be called... Oops, I've been in here for so long that I can't even remember my name! ”
The doubts in Ye Tian's heart deepened, and he immediately asked, "You have been there for too long, where is it?" ”
"Of course, it's the wooden seal!" The man said, "Oh, I remember who sealed me there, it was that bastard of Wag, it was him, the ...... who sealed me in a wooden seal!" ”
"I don't even know what you're talking about!" Ye Tian found himself talking to himself, and the two female nurses who passed by saw Ye Tian talking to themselves here, looking at Ye Tian with curious eyes, which made Ye Tian feel very embarrassed, and hurriedly left here and found a place where no one was, Ye Tian said in his mouth: "Don't play with me, I don't have time to play with you, I don't care who you are, leave me immediately!" ”
"I want to leave, but I can't help it, there's no place for me to live, I'm now fused with you, oh, it should be said that my mind is fused with yours, you should be lucky, I don't know how many people want to get all of my stuff, but they didn't succeed, you stinky boy is good, you want me to go!"
Ye Tian complained in his mouth: "Try it, there is a voice talking in your head, will you feel annoyed?" ”
"Well, you're right, if it were me, I'd have a terrible headache, but unfortunately, I don't have a body now!"
"Why are you a scoundrel, who the hell are you?" Ye Tian asked.
"How do I know, I don't even remember my name!"
After Ye Tian heard this, he complained in his mouth: "It's really unlucky, how could you meet a guy like you, who doesn't even have your own name, if you don't have a name, do you want me to give you a name?" ”
"You know how to name it?"
"Nonsense, of course I'll give you a name, what do you think I am, where can I get a name for this little thing, I'll give you a name now...... Kindness... It's called a piglet! ”
"Piggy?"
"Yes, that's the name!" Ye Tian said with certainty, "If you can't live without the body, it doesn't matter, in the future, as soon as I call you a pig, you will come out honestly, if I don't call you, you won't come out!" Ye Tian added when he said this, "Little pig, did you hear it?" ”
"I hear you, but there's always something wrong with you calling me a piggy, you know me....... I forgot who I am!" After muttering a few words, the little pig finally found that he had forgotten who he was, although he wanted to protest, but in the end, he still did not protest, but muttered dissatisfiedly: "I knew it would be like this, I wouldn't have appeared, or sleep well!" ”
"I also feel like you're sleeping well, and you can't help here!" Ye Tian said.
"Not necessarily!" "I know a lot, but that Wag's alchemy is usually stolen from me!" ”
"What?" After Ye Tian heard Little Pig's words, he asked in disbelief: "You said that the things I know stole from you?" ”
"It's not all, I just like to study the theoretical aspects, for example, the ratio between the probability of alchemy and the destruction of alchemy, for example, the influence of plants on alchemy, and so on!"
"I see!" Ye Tian said in his mouth, "It's been a long time, you are the experts in those research institutes, you only know how to move your mouth, and the rest is useless!" ”
"You can basically say that, but you can't deny that it was my theory that made that guy Wag create a lot of alchemy!"
When Ye Tian heard this, his brows relaxed, and he smiled: "Little pig, I think you are very powerful, but you are just saying that I can't believe your words, unless you can prove it to me?" ”
"Why do I want to prove that I was the first to put forward the pure heart tricks, refining true recipes, etc., which you know now, Wag is a thief, stealing all my research results, hmph, don't let me meet him again, otherwise, I will definitely tear him apart!"
Ye Tian seemed to be very angry when he heard the little pig, and he said in his mouth: "This is not your world, put aside your personal grievances for the time being, I just want to test your skills now, if a person's reproductive organs are damaged, how can you restore it?" ”
"It depends on the degree!" Little Pig said, "I once proposed transplantation, that is, to remove the damaged organ and replace it with other reproductive organs, which can be someone else's or another animal's, but as soon as I put forward this theory, it was denied by those stubborn old guys, and I had no choice, they said that it was against ethics, I said it, I am a theorist, I am only responsible for proposing a theory of possible surnames, as for how to implement it, it has nothing to do with me!" ”
"Your theory is really excessive, who wants to have other people's things on their bodies, I believe that nine out of ten men are unwilling to do this, and the rest is a shemale at all, piggy, how do I feel that you are the kind of old stubborn who doesn't open your mind, can't you come up with other creative things?"
Unconvinced, Piggy said, "My theory is completely feasible, it's just that those guys don't want to try!" ”
"Alright, alright, little pig, let's talk about this matter somewhere else, see if you can give me some other feasible surnames!" Ye Tian said, "He was hit in the lower body by others, and the organs in the lower body were damaged, and he couldn't be a man, that's it, do you have any other way to make that person recover!" ”
"If this doesn't work, of course I have other ways, and you don't look at who I am, I'm ...... I am... I'm a piglet! The little pig muttered for a long time, but he still couldn't remember who he was, so he had to call himself according to the name Ye Tian said, he said: "Another way is to practice the pill, this is not what I advocate the most, the pill seems to be omnipotent, but I don't know that alchemy has a great failure rate, the greater the efficacy of the pill, the higher the failure rate, that guy just refuses to listen to my theory, although he finally became an alchemy master, but he has failed countless times, in the end, it is not that he was killed by alchemy, cough, I warned him a long time ago, but it's a pity that he won't listen to me at all, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's ......a pity, it's ”
"Little pig, don't feel sorry for yourself here, I have something to ask you, you haven't told me yet, how to save him?"
"I thought of an alchemy recipe, but according to your current ability, you can't refine it!" Piggy said,
"You tell me what you can't make a formula, aren't you kidding me?" Ye Tian complained very dissatisfied, "Little pig, if you play with me like this again, be careful that I find a way to get you out of my body, and at that time, you will become a soul without **, it......'s fun to think about!" ”
"My theory tells me there's no way you can get me out!" The little pig was not afraid, and said in his mouth: "Unless you make love with a woman, I will not be afraid.......!" ”
"Are you afraid of women?" After Ye Tian heard the little pig's words, he seemed to have caught the handle, and said in his mouth: "Little pig, are you afraid of women?" ”
"Whoever ....... said I was afraid, I ....... I was never afraid of women!" The little pig completely exposed his weakness, Ye Tian's heart was like opening a skylight, and said with a smile: "I knew you had a handle, let me catch it now, slow, I remembered, no wonder when I made love to girls, I always didn't feel that there were other shadows on me, so that's the case, little pig, it looks like I should find a few more girls to accompany me!" ”
"Don't, don't, don't!" After the little pig heard Ye Tian's words, he hurriedly begged for mercy: "I'm afraid of you, I said that you can't do alchemy, it's because your skills are not enough, you just belong to the kind of half-hearted person, and there is no lasting surname in practice, but the girl in your family is not bad, you can use her to alchemy!" ”
"Are you talking about Jiang Xinyi?"
"Looks like it's her!" "I've been hiding, I'm afraid to see women!" ”
"Tell me, little pig, why are you afraid to see women?" Ye Tian seemed to be very concerned about this issue, but he asked a few words in a row, and the little pig was speechless, and Ye Tian said again: "Forget it, forget it, little pig, you come out, you tell me, what should I do?" ”
"You have to find a few flavors of medicinal materials, they are all commonly used medicinal materials, it is easy to find, but you also have to match the characteristics of some animals with strong surnames, preferably their body fluids, so that they are mixed together, and then find a special person to refine for seven hours, and then, within two hours, you will take the practiced pills, according to my calculations, there should be an eighty percent chance of recovery!"
"Eighty percent?" Ye Tian asked, "Why not one hundred percent?" ”
"I said it, I am a master of theory, what I said is theoretically feasible, but it may not be feasible in reality, I can't rule out the possibility of failure!" Piggy said.
"Okay, at least eighty percent of the possible surnames are good!"
"What I'm talking about is that under the premise of a professional alchemy master, you can reach eighty percent, but that little girl's level is not good, she can only exert fifty percent of her strength, which is equivalent to forty percent of the possible surname .......!"
"Little pig, you are playing with me, why is there only forty percent left!" Ye Tian'an couldn't help it, and shouted in his mouth: "Did you do this on purpose?" ”
"Of course not, I just said the possible surname, I said, I .......!" Before the little pig could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Ye Tian: "I know, I know, you are the master of theory, okay, my master of theory, then we will act immediately, forty percent is forty, it is still good!" ”
"That's in the other world where I'm located, the aura over there is more than this world, in my opinion, the aura in this world is less than half of the world I'm in, that is to say, the original forty percent may actually be twenty percent, but this twenty percent success rate is already good.......!"
If the little pig was standing in front of Ye Tian alone, Ye Tian would already punch the little pig's head at this moment, how could this guy talk and pant heavily, as if he was deliberately playing Ye Tian. However, Ye Tian had no choice but to say: "Little pig, even if you are ruthless, I won't say anything now, let's go find the medicine ...... now!" ”
"...... out of the twenty percent!" As soon as Little Pig said this, he heard Ye Tian shouting: "Little Pig, if you dare to talk more now, I will definitely make your life worse than death, you shut up for me now...... Ye Tian shouted this very loudly, attracting the eyes of the patients and nurses in the corridor on this floor, Ye Tian realized that he had said the wrong thing, that little pig was not a real person at all, others would only see him yelling here, when the time came, maybe there would be someone who regarded himself as a neurotic, Ye Tian hurriedly smiled at those people, and said: "Don't misunderstand, I am here to practice my voice, there is no other meaning, everyone is busy with their own things, don't pay attention to my .......!" ”
Ye Tian said and walked to the elevator, waiting for the call, Ye Tian said to the little pig: "At least after I finish practicing, you can say, where is there such a blow!" ”
The little pig really didn't speak, which made Ye Tian feel very satisfied, it seemed that this little pig who didn't know how old he was was was still good, very obedient, Ye Tian walked out of the rehabilitation hospital. He needs to discuss it with Jiang Xinyi, lest Jiang Xinyi is unwilling to do that, and everything will be in vain.
Ye Tian stood at the door of the rehabilitation hospital and called Jiang Xinyi, and as soon as the phone was connected, Ye Tian said, "I have something to ask you?" “
"Do you have something to ask me?" After Jiang Xinyi heard Ye Tian's words, she seemed a little unconvinced, and complained in her mouth: "Are you too boring alone and want to play me deliberately, I can state in advance, if you dare to play with me, I will beat you so that you can't take care of yourself...... life!" ”
As soon as Jiang Xinyi's words came out, Ye Tian had a feeling of petrification, this Jiang Xinyi would not have said this before, but now Jiang Xinyi is very skilled in saying this kind of thing, and now, Jiang Xinyi has learned a sentence that you can't take care of yourself, Ye Tianzhen is really worried that if Jiang Xinyi continues to watch TV like this, what means will he learn, now it seems that the Internet is still good, at least there is everything on the Internet, unlike the TV station that broadcasts those TV series over and over again, everyone will remember it when they watch it all day long.
Ye Tian expressed the thoughts in his heart, and said into the phone: "Miss Jiang, don't watch TV, I'm afraid of you, you watch those TV series all day long, and you almost remember all the lines of the TV series!" ”
"It's my own business, it has nothing to do with you!" Jiang Xinyi said, "Let's talk about your affairs, let's talk about it, what are you going to ask Miss Ben to help?" ”
"Well... I want you to help me with alchemy! When Ye Tian said this, he had secretly scolded the little pig several times in his heart, but he didn't expect that when Ye Tian scolded the little pig, the little pig's voice appeared in Ye Tian's mind, and he heard the little pig say: "It's not a good habit to say bad things about other people's backs!" ”
"What's the matter with you, you get out of the way for me right away!" After Ye Tian said this, he heard Jiang Xinyi's exclamatory voice on the other side of the phone: "Ye Tian, what did you just say?" ”
"Ah...... I didn't say anything, Miss Jiang, you really misunderstood, I didn't mean you, it was a ....... cough, I can't explain it clearly, in short, I can't say yours, I still expect you to help me refine the pill! ”
"I guess you don't dare to talk about me, otherwise, I will beat you so that you can't take care of yourself!" Jiang Xinyi repeated this sentence again, Ye Tian felt a chill in his back, Ye Tian had every reason to believe that Jiang Xinyi would make a move on him, as long as Jiang Xinyi was given such an opportunity, Jiang Xinyi would make a move.
After Jiang Xinyi finished speaking, she said: "Ye Tian, I have to explain to you that although I am from the Jiang family, I don't know how to do alchemy, and I can't help much!" ”
"Don't say that, I haven't explained it to you yet, maybe after you listen to my explanation, you can understand that you can actually refine the pill, and you can refine it very well!"
"Seriously?" After Jiang Xinyi heard Ye Tian's words, she asked, "Didn't you lie to me?" ”
"Of course I didn't lie to you!" Ye Tian said, "I always thought you were an alchemy genius!" ”
"Well, you finally told the truth, I always thought I was very talented in alchemy!" Jiang Xinyi said, "But the people in the family don't let me participate in alchemy, they are just killing a genius alchemist!" ”
Ye Tiannai listened to Jiang Xinyi boasting over there for a while, if he hadn't asked Jiang Xinyi to do it now, Ye Tian would have poured cold water on him, he didn't want to hear Jiang Xinyi boasting over there, but there was no way, until Jiang Xinyi finished boasting, Ye Tiancai said: "Miss Jiang, can you help me with this now?" ”
Jiang Xinyi replied very simply: "Don't help!" ”
(To be continued)