0206, farce prologue
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"I like you!" Regardless of whether Guo Mei could hear it or not, Yu Lin was there, heartbreaking.
"Peak! This is already the pinnacle of tonight! The pinnacle that can't be surpassed! In order to avoid being beaten, Feng De shook off his temper, and sure enough, won the beating that Yu Lin agreed.
Wang Xuetong listened to six songs, and she was already in a good mood, no way, the beauty is comparable, choosing these songs, at least cultivating the level of literary and artistic appreciation has regained her self-confidence! Yang Xin also kept smiling from beginning to end, and I have to say that getting such a beautiful woman for the whole show is almost comparable to Guo Deguang's Deyun Club......
Beauty is a joke, men are still unsatisfied, there is no explosion! What about the conventional swimsuit show? What about a nice bikini? That's it, how can the blood boil? How does the heart beat faster? Well, Cao Xiaotian also has this kind of regret! It couldn't be better if you added a bikini sword dance!
You can imagine how attentive the Yue Rope Sect is! The songs are all fixed, and the significance of the ranking lies in the ability to choose the difficulty of the song, and the higher the ranking, the easier it is for the song to sing and move people's hearts. In fact, if you want to sing skateboarding shoes artistically more than where the road is, it is not easier than eating hot pot with a knife and fork, don't ask Cao Xiaotian why he knows!
There is no judging standard, so no one dares to say that Guo Mei's performance must be better than other opponents. 2nd place! Track - the moon in my heart!
Thank you Leehom Wang! Thank you Yundi Li! Well, in short, the moonlight is forced to appear in such a form, which makes people unprepared, like eating hot pot, suddenly scooping up a fried hamburger, well, the whole body is full of weirdness, regardless of the taste of this food.
The span is too large, and this kind of song itself does not have a strong sense of substitution, but many people still praise it with cheers - it has nothing to do with emotion, nothing to do with how well it is sung, just because it is relevant! It's said that the moon or something, it coincides with the name of other people's religions, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's the theme song.
Insider, unspoken rules, internal determination, etc., appeared in the audience as scheduled, and the intentions of the organizing committee were clearly revealed in the selection of songs.
Cao Xiaotian felt that he was already super godly, and he actually guessed the last contestant's repertoire completely - Canghai laughed! Oh, yes! What song could be more closely related to the rope religion than this one? Although in addition to Quyang, the Yueyue Rope Sect in the Xiaoao Jianghu is the background board, but it does not affect them to find the connection between them, pulling the tiger skin!
However, Cao Xiaotian has never heard a successful women's version of Canghai laughing, the more vicissitudes of life, the more experienced the voice of wind and frost, the more suitable it is to express that heroism! Although the champion of the last round was very careful, he was always a step behind.
Finish the song! The host did not come on the stage, which made the party plummet several grades, and there was a cold scene, which made the audience feel broken, amateur, really amateur!
Ten minutes is so long, the host talent jumps out in a small way, and Xiao Shenyang is not sentimental on the stage, piapia, there is a voice, there is a sound effect.
"According to the usual practice, we have given the audience enough time to reminisce and taste, so that you have enough time to brew points for the goddess in your mind, and now, it's almost over, let me announce the result of this game!" The host is not playing Xiao Shenyang, but simply playing Guo Deguang who smashes the cylinder - looking for a pump!
Sure enough, the cards were not played according to the established rules! Say good public judges, say good on-site scoring, say don't want to be a few meanings? Everyone is holding back their style and ready to vote for their favorite contestants, and this is gone?
"Fourth place, Guo Mei! 3rd place, Angelis Julina! Second place, fragrant! First place, Na Jiao! Congratulations to the above four beauties for reaching the semi-finals of the Saintess Tryouts! Don't be discouraged by the other contestants, you will also receive the Excellence Award, and you will be able to get the best training of the rope teaching, and become a unique Jianghu heroine! Thank you! Half an hour later, the semi-finals will continue, please watch the sketch - the wind and rain of the rivers and lakes! The host really just announced the results.
Wait a minute! Something seems wrong?! To know. When I was a child, the teacher sent a little red flower to explain where that classmate was excellent! What's going on? There is no basis at all!
"It's over! Finished! I'm anxious if I don't perform well, I'm even more anxious if I perform too well! Xiaotian, you tell me! Should I be brave enough to go on stage and elope with the goddess!? Quick, give me strength, give me the strength to make up your mind! Yu Lin pinched Cao Xiaotian's shoulder with almost all his strength, anxious.
"Yo! Wasn't it quite embarrassing just now? Is a saint bad? When your goddess officially becomes a saint, you will be able to take over Ling Hu Chong's class smoothly and continue to laugh proudly! Wang Xuetong looked at Yu Lin playfully and joked.
"Be brave and go, kid! Don't talk about knowing us! When you give birth to the second child, remember to inform us, we will give us a generous gift! Wei Chen said disdainfully and pretendingly.
"Wait! What do you see? Why do you give gifts? What about the boss? What about getting married? What about moving? The money is gone?! Yu Lin easily saw that Wei Chen was playing a side game, revealing some insider information that could be revealed, and judging the result, it seemed that he did not support elopement.
"If you come to power now, there is only one ending - you will be imprisoned in a secret prison with the saint for the crime of molesting the holy woman, a secret prison that we can't find, and then let you go, you love and kill each other, and it will take you five years to complete the whole process of getting married, moving, and having a boss at one time, and you will not be able to get out of the sea of suffering until ten years later! Therefore, only when we give birth to the second child, we have the opportunity to make up the share money! Wei Chen relayed his prediction at a very fast frequency. With schadenfreude.
"Ugh! Seems pretty good! I didn't expect that in the end, I still lived happily with Xiaomei! So! I've decided, why don't you give me some money first, and I'll stock up on supplies and walk on this road bravely? Yu Lin's eyes were full of little stars and peach blossoms.
"Dio! What kind of worldview do you have? Which eye do you see happiness? Why should you collect money first? Feng De couldn't listen to it, but he was able to keep up with his thinking and make a strong noise.
What about Yu Lin? All that's left is a giggle......
"Oops! Why are you so foolish? I just announced the results so perfunctorily, isn't anyone curious and not ready to seek the truth? The host felt that the script was a little fake, so he had to get the scene back and take the initiative to be honest.
Well, in fact, no one really cares about the cause and effect or anything, your organizer can be so, and everyone is not allowed to wait for the sketch with all their minds?
The host is actually not easy to do, and he is most afraid of this kind of cold scene where the audience does not cooperate, but he has made a mistake, so he can only continue to try to hold the audience.
Cao Xiaotian's eyes were on all the big guys, except for the Yue Yue Rope Sect, the other sect bosses were not in a hurry at all, the old gods were there, some people were napping, some were smoking cigars, some were dealing with official business, their minds were not on the field! Cao Xiaotian felt very strange, these people seemed to be waiting for something! But it will definitely not be the final result of the selection.
"Alright! I'll say it without asking! The Moon Rope Sect is an organization with grace, moderation, and aristocratic demeanor! The host is getting more and more underwhelmed, boasting to himself, if it weren't for his community background, just his mouth, hehe!
There were thousands of people in the entire venue, and they were simply suppressed by this host and watched him perform alone. The abnormal performance is still the big guys, who are not moved at all and continue to recuperate.
"If you have to give you an answer, I'll be satisfied! In fact, in this game, the comparison is not about singing skills at all, but about the level of sound attack! Haha, unexpected! As a saint, how can you not have the ability to deceive people's hearts? In Xia Bucai, I happened to feel the strong attack of the four beauties who were promoted, and according to the degree of my injury, I gave a ranking! In other words, the only referee in this game is me! "The host's ridicule has now reached a new world, and he doesn't speak, but he pulls all the hatred.
"Next show! Wind and rain in the rivers and lakes! Uh, although I'm not sure if that's the name I just said, whatever, please watch! "The host has lost control, completely lost in the thrill of being in control.
On the stage, a curtain was raised out of thin air, on the seaside at night, but it was not affected by the sea breeze at all, ensuring that everyone, everyone in the inner and outer fields could see clearly, and of course those LED screens were extinguished cooperatively!
"My name is Ah He, the race number is 51743, in fact, I don't want to be a saint, I am a Honan, my heart will always belong to the Shovel Gang! When I'm done with three years of undercover assignments, I'll go back to the big guy, my favorite! ”
said that the live broadcast was naturally torn up, no, it was completely in accordance with the style of the non-sincere do not disturb program, and there was an opening statement, did you forget something? What about the lights? Or do you want to turn off the lights?
"Nonsense! He's talking nonsense! We don't have this guy at all! Guys, we are a small sect, how dare we send any undercover agents? It's useless to send it! "In the infield, where everyone's eyes are concentrated, a guy with thief eyebrows and rat eyes tried his best to explain, look at the water card, this guy is the legal representative of the shovel gang.
Unexpectedly, the interactive effect was so good, and the first shot was successful! Inside, Ahe's confession is normal, talking about his strengths, advantages, and emotional experiences.
Wang Chenghao, the leader of the Shovel Gang and the legal representative, was the thief-like man, ready to clear himself, and the one sitting in front of him happened to be the column of the Wuyue Sword Sect, and a young man blocked his argument, "Shut up!" The more you are like this, the more you seem to be a thief! Remember, you, didn't do anything! ”
The panicked Wang Chenghao finally reluctantly suppressed his tension and waited to see what happened. Liquidation? This is not scientific! The holy daughter of the Yue Rope Sect, when these people participate in the audition, they will clearly tell their origins, can they have a future?
That's right! Yes! The content of the next show is much the same, they are all audition pictures, those contestants are beautiful and amazing regardless of whether they are pure natural or acquired, but unfortunately, they are all reporting their homes, and after saying their intentions, they end the video with a neat mouth-covering action, and maybe there is an "ah".
The suspense came out in an instant - it was obvious that none of these players appeared at the final finals, so where are they now, who are suspected of being undercover? Was it wiped out privately by the Yueyue Rope Sect? Still is?
What is it about the Yueyue Rope Sect that attracts people from the rivers and lakes like this? Almost all the forces that have become a climate have sent their own people to participate in the competition! As for the other eighteen large sects, they are not going to lick their old faces and send people directly, but their second-level sects will definitely participate in them!
The Yueyue Rope Sect has the initiative from the very beginning, and now in this scene, the feelings are demonstrating, demonstrating to the major factions!
"These people can't really be your people, right? In that case, we are very sad and express our great regret! This is an act that undermines harmonious relations! "The host obviously has a language trap, but these elites in the audience can't claim it!
"How is that possible!? It must be someone with ulterior motives, sowing discord, trying to disguise and frame, and let us fight in the nest! "Immediately, there was a backbone of the midfield platoon who loudly defended himself, he represented everyone! This guy should be a bull-eared person in a medium-sized sect, named He Renzheng.
"Oh? That's it! That's easy to do, we are afraid of making mistakes, so we dragged it out to this day, since it is not your people, we will deal with it! Don't bother everyone, the next part starts, there are still five minutes left, please wait! The host couldn't close his mouth with a smile, nearly a thousand people, nearly a thousand high-quality beauties, now it's okay, it belongs to the Yueyue Group without dispute!
To be honest, seeing this, Wang Zheng played by Cao Xiaotian felt more and more strange, these people, everyone on the scene, seemed to have reached some kind of tacit understanding, waiting for a certain result together, this result may be very shocking! And what about the fake Cao Xiaotian? Where did it go!? Even Mu Tianci, chairman of the organizing committee, did not know.
What is the benefit of a saint who strives to be like this? Also, in this weird game, could it still be that the Yueyue Rope Sect is looking for a possible undercover agent? But in what way? The extremely similar picture just now shows that the Yue Rope Sect has the ability to "make people tell the truth"! In that case, do you need to continue screening?
The remaining four people claimed the semi-finals, that is, in the upcoming round, two will continue to be eliminated, and the last round will be directly tore one-on-one! Whoever wins is a saint!
"You can't wait! We're going to start a new round of competition, and in this round, we'll be judging by sound collection, which means that the higher the decibel of the applause that the girl gets through her performance, the higher the score! Okay, let's see what the project is, hey, I've heard a friend say it's a swimsuit and a sword, haha, isn't it? "The host is self-oriented, he looks down at the cards in his hand from beginning to end, but he creates an interactive effect, which is an ability!
"Shameless!" It is rare that Wang Xuetong and Yu Lin actually reached a consensus, and at the same time opened their mouths to complain, and they knew that the goal of complaining was to dance the sword in a swimsuit.
"Dirty! It's so nasty! Everyone, ask yourself, are you willing to let her wear a bikini to perform in public? Our competition is a catwalk! As a saint, you must be able to hold all types of clothing and be the center of attention for different occasions! Clothing is undoubtedly an innate condition! "The host is like a toy with a battery that dries quickly, and the sound is a little slow, but it is generally not easy to spot.
This time there is no ambiguity, the four semi-finalist beauties entered at the same time, the same makeup, the same dress, like quadruplets! The more this is the case, the more you can feel the intensity of this competition! It depends on the individual's expressiveness!
The first outfit, fluttering in white! That's right, they are all dressed as female ghosts like Xiao Qian, and people can't help but be killed for them, beautiful female ghosts!
Cao Xiaotian couldn't imagine what kind of occasion he needed this kind of style to hold the scene?
This reversal, the first place is the first to appear! She completely entered the role, thinking that she was now a ghost who couldn't help herself, her brows were deeply locked, there was a kind of resentment, floating far away, and in her gestures, she tried her best to show that she was "flying" and looking for the situation.
It's a pity that the small broken steps under her feet are too striking! This is a Peking Opera fan,
The Peking Opera version of A Chinese Ghost Story, uh, to be honest, seems to be quite a head-scratching project!
On the big screen where the personal introduction was just played, a set of numbers were displayed at the right time, constantly jumping and changing, which is probably the decibel value of the cheers on the spot, right? Anyway, Cao Xiaotian can't hear it, your sister, that bald head in Shaolin, don't think that others can't see you squatting and using the lion's roar, your bald head can't be hidden at all, okay?
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