Chapter Seventy-Five: Wu Dalang vs. Sun Erniang
"It's a ** (scheme)." Before Sun Erniang could answer, Zhou Tian jumped up and pointed to the hairs on the table and shouted.
"What** (plot)." Sun Erniang didn't react at all, looked at Zhou Tian in a daze, and said subconsciously.
"Hmph, what you have in this steamed bun is **, you are playing a conspiracy, you are a black shop, right?" Zhou Tian slapped the table and pulled out a pale yellow rolling pin from the baggage - tiger dung is like paint, and it can't be removed.
"The guest officer said that it was funny, I am a businessman who does my duty, how did I become a black shop." Sun Erniang took a step back and chuckled - what smells so bad, what kind of thing is that dwarf holding in his hand.
"Hmph, boss, you still dare to quibble, if you don't open a black shop, then take a bite of this steamed bun and have a look with me." Zhou Tian used chopsticks to pick up the steamed buns that Wu Song had broken, and handed them to Sun Erniang - ** (Mou) buns, how disgusting, I don't want to take it with my hands.
"The guest officer will eat if he wants to eat, and if he doesn't want to eat, he will leave, and tease me, a weak woman." It's not a problem to eat human flesh these days, but it takes courage to eat **, Rao is this Sun Erniang is used to making human meat steamed buns, but with ** (Mou) human meat steamed buns......
"If you don't eat it, it proves that your store is a black shop." Zhou Tian knocked on the table with a rolling pin, "I, Wu Dalang, hate opening a black shop the most in my life, if you are a black shop, I will smash it with you." "Smashing the store is our old business, and we are also one of the two evils of Yanggu.
"Yes, my store is indeed a black store." Sun Erniang glanced at the empty wine bowl on the table and said, "But my store is not something you can smash." ”
"Really...... Ah, you...... You have drugged this wine. Zhou Tian's eyes narrowed, and just as he wanted to make a move, his body suddenly shook - our acting skills have surpassed the strength of the faction, eunuchs, coolies, scholars, and playing Wu Dalang, and now it is not trivial to pretend to have taken sweat medicine.
"You ......" Zhou Tian was still admiring his acting skills, but he saw Wu Song on the side standing up, pointing at Sun Erniang, and then planted his head on the table - Wu Song is more powerful than me.
When I looked at Pan Jinlian again, people had already laid down there, but this Pan Jinlian belonged to a vase, and her acting skills were really not very good.
"Giggles, since the guest officer knows that I open a black shop, why do you still drink my wine." That Sun Erniang chuckled, then stretched out three fingers and said to Zhou Tian, "Pour." ”
Sun Erniang put down a finger with a smile, and Zhou Tian's body shook.
"Pour"
Sun Erniang put down another finger very confidently, and Zhou Tian stumbled and almost fell.
"Pour"
Sun Erniang put down her last finger with some doubts, Zhou Tian shook it again, and was about to fall, but she supported her body with a rolling pin.
"You fall for the old lady." Sun Erniang clenched her fists and walked towards Zhou Tian.
"It's going to fall, it's going to fall." Zhou Tian saw Sun Erniang coming, staggered a few steps, and stumbled towards Sun Erniang.
That Sun Erniang thought that Zhou Tian had been drugged by sweat, so when she saw Zhou Tian bumping into her, she didn't have any defense, but just raised her fist and smashed it into Zhou Tian's head.
"Oops" Zhou Tian pretended to trip over the stones on the ground, suddenly jumped up from the ground, and after rotating three hundred and sixty degrees, he dodged Sun Erniang's fist and hit the opponent's chest headfirst.
Sun Erniang had no defense, and besides, the strength of the other party was not small, under this collision, Sun Erniang, who was pretending, retreated again and again, and almost fell to the ground.
"It's so soft." After Zhou Tian knocked Sun Erniang away, he touched his head, smacked his lips and said, "I almost didn't catch my breath just now." ”
Seeing Zhou Tian's appearance, Sun Erniang's face turned red, knowing that she had taken advantage of others, and she was furious in her heart, regardless of why the other party didn't fall now, she rushed to Zhou Tian again with her fist.
"Come back." Zhou Tian saw Sun Erniang's expression and knew that the other party was really angry, so he didn't dare to slack off.
Although this Sun Erniang's force cannot be compared with those fierce men on Liangshan, there is indeed some kung fu in his hands, but if it is just so, Zhou Tian does not have to worry, but the most critical thing is that this Sun Erniang is a woman, Zhou Tian can't find a good place to start, if he really pokes someone where he shouldn't poke, it will become a mortal enemy, so to deal with this Sun Erniang, Zhou Tian's "dirty" word trick is useless, and he can only win by conventional methods.
Fortunately, Sun Erniang didn't have a weapon in her hand, and she had a rolling pin in biochemical mode in her hand, and on this point alone, Zhou Tian had the upper hand - I can't kill you, I'll disgust you to death.
Sure enough, as soon as the battle began, Zhou Tian had the upper hand, although Zhou Tian was a "five-short figure", but after the extension of the rolling pin, Sun Erniang's fist basically had no chance to get close to Zhou Tian's side.
And Zhou Tian's hundred birds and phoenix marksmanship after these continuous study, become more and more proficient, this "fast" word has been played by Zhou Tian to the point of incision, every time a rolling pin (really awkward) is stabbed, there is a burst of birdsong sound, although this sound due to the rolling pin material is a little out of tune, become like a crow calling, but just from the speed of this move, Zhou Tian's marksmanship, basically reached the peak of Xiaocheng, with this marksmanship against Sun Erniang, naturally she is powerless.
It should also be Zhou Tian's luck, the two were fighting, and a strong wind suddenly blew behind Zhou Tian, and then the biochemical attack ability on Zhou Tian's rolling pin showed its might.
The two fought heartily, Sun Erniang punched out, it took a lot of physical strength, this wheezing was a little messy, and it was normal to exhale loudly, but the time for Sun Erniang to breathe was not very right, the wind blew over, this Sun Erniang just inhaled, and the taste on the rolling pin, along with the wind, all roared into Sun Erniang's mouth......
The smell of tiger dung is really not good, and as soon as Sun Erniang gasped, she covered her chest and retched.
"There are flaws." Although Zhou Tian felt the wind blowing behind him, he didn't expect the smell on his rolling pin to be so rushing, seeing that Sun Erniang's door was wide open, he naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity, and poked it with a rolling pin.
"You dwarf deceives too much." Just as Zhou Tian was about to poke Sun Erniang, a person came out of the room, who was holding a bamboo pole and blocked Zhou Tian's rolling pin with a stroke.
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