Chapter 249: Brother Porco

Tao Cheng's fingers pressed the keyboard of the mobile phone quickly, wishing that a letter was a sentence.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz"

The mobile phone on the windowsill moved, and He Shiyun turned on the phone, which was a text message. The text message reads, "No thanks, how can you bear to let a beautiful woman sleep on the street?" Haven't slept yet? ”

Looking at the text message, He Shiyun smiled.

It's a very boring text message, only more than six o'clock but asked if people have slept, if Le Lang is there, he has to give Tao Cheng a stick, and then teach him a lot of pickle girl experience, although he himself may not know how to pick up girls.

A woman's heart is always an elusive existence for men. If she likes it, no matter how wooden this person is, he is also a hero in her eyes; If she doesn't like it, no matter how much rhetoric she has, she will treat him as a grass, and a weed on the side of the road.

I don't know if it's a leftover man and a leftover woman, the remaining passion in my heart has nowhere to burn, and the sparks that were inadvertently rubbed out burned instantly.

Quickly pressing the keyboard, the two of them quickly typed "Have you eaten?" "No", "Didn't go out. "Nothing fun." And so on, and so on, and so on. Tao Cheng even privately disclosed that the bed of Le Lang's family was not very comfortable to sleep on. I don't know what he thinks. Pickle girls are going to say those tender words that love and love, this kid is good that he just said some messy things, but it seems that the woman opposite seems to like it very much, it's really speechless.

This has to be known to people, and it has to be said that "Uncle God has no eyes".

Tao Chengzheng was chatting happily with the beautiful woman opposite, and there was a cry of Le Lang outside.

"Tao Cheng, I'll go out for a while." Le Lang shouted loudly outside.

"Oh," Tao Cheng replied hastily, and began to type quickly.

I have to say that it is terrible to have men and women left.

Now at night, the small road from the village to Lelang's house is brightly lit, and many people like to come out for a walk here when they are full of food at night, but at most they only go to the suspension bridge, they like to stand on the suspension bridge and listen to the sound of the stream, and stand on the suspension bridge to feel the feeling of being gently shaken by the wind.

Le Lang didn't ride either, he took San Lang's hand and walked slowly on the road, anyway, there were lights, and he was not afraid to come back later. Now the weather is gradually getting colder, but I am not afraid of snakes, otherwise in the summer when the weather is hot and dry, you can see snakes crawling over there after walking for a while, and they are all the kind of black and white knots (silver snakes), scorched green onions (like green bamboo snakes, but the tail is dry), mountain knives and so on.

Along the way, Le Lang greeted the people in the village, walked down slowly, walked and walked, and suddenly saw a few people surrounded under the neem tree by the stream, holding a flashlight on the surface of the stream and not knowing what to do.

When I walked over, it turned out to be Ah Shan, Xuezhong, and Shu Ze from the village, who were catching water snakes, and Ah Shan was holding a flashlight in one hand and snake tongs in the other, shining on the stream. This water snake, also known locally as "Porco Rosso", is a non-venomous snake.

Now is the fattest time for the water snake, and after this period of cold weather, the water snake will go back to the nest to hibernate, and there is no need to catch it. This water snake is not poisonous, it is very easy to catch, at night it will expose its head to the water surface to breathe, at this time, as long as the hand quickly grabs its neck that is seven inches, raise the water surface, pull the tail and shake it gently, the snake is most afraid of shaking, shake the bones of the whole body are loose, soft lying on its stomach. It's very easy to catch water snakes, they used to do it when they were young, how can they be like them, they have to take snake tongs, which will make people laugh.

In the summer, there are more water snakes, but at that time the water snakes have no meat, some are still breeding, and the big snakes are killed and there are small snakes inside, so generally no one catches them at that time, and no one will catch the smaller snakes here, so most people will go to catch some tooth sacrifices in the autumn, and only at this time the snake meat tastes the best. In the countryside, it is believed that snake meat is clear of fire and nourishing, and if it stinks, it is good to eat snake meat a few times, and it tastes really good.

Le Lang took a look, and Xuezhong on the side was holding a snakeskin bag in his hand, and several water snakes were crawling around in it, looking fat, about one or two catties,

"Did you get a good harvest?" Le Lang looked at Porco Rosso in the bag and said.

"It's ordinary, yesterday we also saw a catch of three or four pounds, such a big one. What is this old man doing with such a big piece alone, you say yes. Remembering the snake he saw yesterday, Ah Shan's eyes were red, and he couldn't help but complain that he felt a little unable to eat grapes and said that grapes were sour. It was precisely because he saw that he had caught such a big water snake at a glance, and he would bring Xuezhong and Shu Ze to catch it today.

"Yes, I see that the water snakes here are almost caught by him." The next statement should also be said after listening.

"I think it's going to be caught by you, he only caught one, you caught so many, and you said that people." Le Lang listened to it and said to him in a joking tone.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Ah Shan nodded, thinking in his heart that he really couldn't do too much, and he had to leave some seeds, otherwise he wouldn't have to catch them next time. So, he said to Xuezhong and Shu Ze next to him: "Ah Lang said the same, forget it, it's enough to cook a pot of porridge anyway, let's catch these." ”

"yes, that's fine."

"Let's go."

The three of them discussed it, and it felt almost over, so they tied the mouth of the bag, picked up the guy they brought, and were about to leave. Le Lang saw it, and suddenly shouted: "Wait a while" Through the light of the flashlight, he seemed to see a big hairy crab, and hurriedly asked Ah Shan to give him the flashlight, Ah Shan didn't know what kind of turtle he was doing, so he had to give him the flashlight. He just did

Le Lang took the flashlight and shone it in the water, the light of the flashlight passed through the stream, the stream was clear, visible to the eye, and the water surface flashed under the illumination of the flashlight. In the stream, aquatic weeds, sand and gravel are clearly visible, and tiny nocturnal fish appear in the light from the flashlight.

Suddenly, Le Lang's right hand quickly stretched out, drilled into the water, and quickly retracted, at this time, he was already holding a palm-sized hairy crab in his hand.

"Damn, Ah Lang, how long are your eyes, we haven't seen such a big hairy crab here for so long, how can you see it." Ah Shan on the side stared and said, his words were a little sour.

"You are catching Brother Porco Rosso and not catching hairy crabs, in addition to Brother Porco Rosso in your eyes, there will be other things, of course I didn't see it, you help me hold it first, it seems that there is something else."

"Really?"

"What am I lying to you for?"

Ah Shan listened, and hurriedly took the hairy crab in Le Lang's hand, and brought it to Xuezhong and Shu Ze next to him: "Look, I haven't seen such a big hairy crab for a long time, how much will it cost to sell outside." ”

"Don't get into the eyes of money, it's real when you eat in your stomach." Xuezhong said very unjustly when he heard it.

"I'll just talk about it."

Le Lang took the flashlight and shone it in the water again, just now he seemed to see something flashing, but the speed was too fast to see what it was. Walking lightly, there are usually some guys living in the dirt holes on the bank of this stream, so you have to be light, otherwise these things will run away without a trace as long as there is a slight movement.

The crescent moon in the sky bent and shone brightly. The breeze swayed, rustling the leaves by the stream. Several people on the shore held their breath and looked at Le Lang, San Lang stood next to him, his eyes shining brightly.

Suddenly, Le Lang once again quickly put his hand into the stream, didn't know what to grab, pressed it deadly, the stream was stirred into a muddy water, and kept rolling up water whirlpools.

"One of you can come and get me a flashlight." Le Lang shouted at a piece of Ahsan, one hand didn't seem to be able to grasp it, and it was necessary to use two hands.

"Caught?" Shu Ze went up and took the flashlight in Le Lang's hand and asked.

"Hmm," Le Lang handed him the flashlight, and then reached into the stream with his other hand, grabbing something that one hand held tightly.

Reach into the stream, grasp the water tightly with both hands, and then slowly grasp it. This guy is very cunning, if it weren't for his sharp eyes and almost deceived by it, it was an eel, just now he clearly saw a thing flashing, but suddenly disappeared, he thought it was crawling, it turned out to be hidden in the mud and sand, if he didn't think that the mud and sand was weird, he really missed it.

The eel is slightly earthy yellow, two fingers thick, one hand long, and it should be about three catties.

Seeing such a big eel, Ah Shan exclaimed, "Ah Lang, your eyes are so poisonous, you can even find this thing." In a while, you will be allowed to catch a big hairy crab and an eel, and if you continue to catch it like this, the things in this stream will not be extinct. ”

"If you catch snakes, they won't go extinct?" Le Lang replied angrily.

"We only catch it once in a while."

"Okay, okay, I won't talk to you so much, and if there is a bag, give me one."

In order to prevent accidents, they brought a few bags and gave Lelang one. Le Lang put the eel in, rubbed a straw rope and tied it, and then tied the hairy crab tightly with a straw rope, and then washed his hands, then followed a few people to say hello and walked to Xinming's house. He didn't expect that he would come over to take a look at it when he was curious, and he could get two big guys, and they happened to be brought over to his uncle to eat.

"This guy is just leaving, no matter what, I have to leave that hairy crab behind." Xuezhong saw Le Lang leave like this, and said with a little blush.

"The beauty you kid thinks, I won't give it, such a big hairy crab has a big plate of steamed vermicelli, it must taste good, it seems to be a mother, there must be a lot of paste in it, and the eel, I haven't seen such a big wild eel for a while." Ahsan said with a slight swallow of saliva.

"Or we'll look for it." The next one suggested.

"It's useless, you can't catch it if you find it, that thing is so slippery, it's not like these stupid snakes come as soon as they clip it, let's go back and cook snake porridge." Ahsan waved his hand and said.

"Let's go, I heard that Ah Lang opened a winery, and I don't know if I can recruit people."

"What, you want to go?"

"No, my sister also graduated and wants to go to work, but it's too far away, and the family is not at ease, if he wants to recruit people, he can be there, as long as the salary is not too low."

"I will definitely recruit, when you recruit him, you tell him, it will definitely work, if you don't recruit him from our village, he will recruit there, this is so far from the town, not that there are few foreign trade unions in the vicinity to work."

......

Le Lang held the bag, and San Lang held the sturdy hairy crab that was tied, and jumped with joy.

When he came to his uncle Xinming's house, Xinming saw him holding a bag in one hand and San Lang holding a hairy crab in the other, and he didn't know that Le Lang was singing about the play, so he asked, "Where did it come from?" ”

"I caught it on the road, and I just gave it to the nannan."

As he spoke, he handed the bag in his hand to him, and told him to be careful, the big guy in the bag was very slippery, and he responded with a smile. San Lang took the big hairy crab to the side and played happily alone, and wanted to play with her, but he didn't expect the girl to scream when he saw it: "It's so scary? Then he gently touched the big hairy crab with his hand. Le Lang was speechless when he saw it, this little guy, I'm afraid I will touch it.

He was afraid that the hairy crab would bite San Lang and Nannan, so he hurriedly took it from San Lang's hand and put it in the kitchen.

Le Lang went to wash his hands and sat down to make tea with his uncle. After drinking a few cups of tea, he told his uncle that he was going to find someone to help look at the factory and clean up, and Xin Ming immediately said that he would help him ask tomorrow.

After making tea with his uncle, Le Lang went upstairs, where Shen Min and her wife were playing with the computer.

Walking upstairs, Lelang probed his brain and observed. You have to see the situation clearly, otherwise if the two in-laws are in xxoo, then they will suddenly go up, and this meeting will be embarrassing. But it seems that he is too dirty in his heart, Shen Min is very peaceful in his room playing on the computer, and her wife is sitting by and watching.

Seeing Le Lang coming up, Lin Xiuhui beckoned Le Lang to sit, and asked without looking back, "Why do you have time to come over today!" ”

There is a reason why he asked like this, Le Lang is not going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, he is at home when he has nothing to do, and he rarely visits the house, just like an otaku.

"Find your old man and ask a few people to go to the winery to see the factory and clean up, after all, the equipment has come one after another, if you don't look at it, you can't do it, although no one comes to our side to steal things, but it's better to look at it."

"Got the winery done?"

"Almost, what are you doing?" Le Lang couldn't help but ask curiously when he saw the mouse in Shen Min's hand clicking constantly, it seemed to be selling something, it seemed to be some local products, it couldn't be from the village.

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