Chapter 36: Kung Fu
The battle was over, and there was silence in the palace for a long time before someone poked their heads out and found that it was over, and then there was chaos, and after another half a day, the captain and a few people shrank their heads and opened the gate of the palace.
Ah Po turned over and lay on the ground and shouted: "Don't call them over, don't call them over!" β
Wushuang said: "Then you should get up!" β
Ah Po covered his lower body and said, "Nonsense, Lao Tzu is naked!" β
Wushuang said: "Fight to the bare ass, you are still the first person in ancient and modern times!" β
The bitter demon was the first to come out at this time, and said with emotion: "The demeanor of the demon has not diminished back then." β
Wushuang said unexpectedly: "Who are you?" β
Without waiting for me to introduce them, Ah Po lay on the ground and shouted, "Uncle, borrow your scarf for use." β
β¦β¦ Ah Po was draped in the blanket of the bitter demon, and the three of us walked to the palace, Ah Po took two steps and stepped on a piece of bone under his feet, he picked it up and looked at it: "This seems to be Lao Tzu's skull." β
The bitter demon raised his head slightly and said, "Then you are an undead demon?" β
When I returned to the palace to see Xiaohui, I officially introduced the bitter demon to them, and the bitter demon nodded and said, "It seems that none of you have any previous memories, but I can now clearly feel that He Anyi and Xiaohui's strength is the strongest among the four of you." β
Xiao Hui reluctantly smiled and said: "It's useless, I don't dare to use demon power easily now, the Yuan Demon will take the opportunity to enter my body." When she spoke, Pear Blossom brought rain, Ah Po walked up to her, and said hesitantly: "Don't be sad, I'm not fine?" β
Xiao Hui said with a straight face: "Don't be more affectionate, not for you!" As he spoke, he glanced at Ah Po's airy style of dressing and ran to the side.
Ah Po looked at us and smiled, and said, "I'm still shy." β
The bitter demon glanced at him and said, "Well, undead demon, after your strength is fully restored, your body rebuilding ability will also be very amazing, and your strength is infinite." β
Ah Po said with a strange expression: "Then old man, can you help me?" β
The bitter demon looked into his eyes and said, "It may be a while, and it took me a lot of energy to help He Anyi today." β
Ah Po chatted with the bitter demon for a while, wiped his tears and said, "...... Why do I want to cry when I look at you? β
The bitter demon sighed and said, "Don't you understand? Whoever sees me wants to cry, or how can I call a bitter demon? β
This time, Ah Pozhen cried: "It seems that Xiaohui really didn't ...... for me just now"
We: "......"
The bitter demon looked at Wushuang again, Wushuang trembled and took out a pair of sunglasses and buckled them on his eyes, I had an idea and said: "Bitter senior, you are a person with memories, except for the three of us in the four main demons, what was Wushuang's original ability?" β
The bitter demon shook his head and said, "I only know that he is often elusive except for his handsome and abnormal, and no one knows what his specific abilities are." β
Wushuang wore sunglasses and said coolly: "When you recover your spirits, help me talk." β
The bitter demon suddenly said: "Who is the girl who sang just now?" β
Wushuang's eyes lit up and said, "By the way, let you take a look at her." He beckoned, "Midori, come here." β
Xiao Lu still held a big horn in his hand, and walked over and said timidly: "What's the matter?" β
Wushuang whispered to the bitter demon, "Can you feel any special aura on her?" β
The bitter demon stared at Xiao Lu for a long time, and Xiao Lu also looked at him blankly, and then beckoned, "Hello." β
The bitter demon coughed and said, "You sang the song just now?" β
Little Green: "Yes." β
The bitter demon frowned, and Wushuang hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" β
The bitter demon pulled Wushuang aside and said, "I can hardly feel any fluctuations of human pain around me when this little girl sings, although music should have such an effect, but this is the first time I have encountered such an exaggeration." β
Wushuang took off his sunglasses and said, "What does that mean?" β
The bitter demon said: "I can't explain anything at the moment, but her songs do have medicinal value." β
I laughed, "You haven't heard her songs before, they have more medicinal value." β
The bitter demon whispered, "Do you suspect that she is of an alien race? β
Wushuang and I looked at each other and nodded at the same time.
The bitter demon glanced at Midori again, shook his head firmly, and said, "I'm sure she's just an ordinary human, but she's really strong enough to intervene with us. β
Wushuang said: "Yes, we will rely on her to defend against the Yuan Demon." β
The bitter demon took Wushuang's sunglasses and put them on the bridge of his nose, and said, "Let's talk again when we have time, what you have to deal with now is how to explain what happened to people just now." β
I looked around, and sure enough, I saw that everyone was secretly looking at us, with both confused and confused expressions, as if they were all sleepwalking, and it was no wonder that at the moment when the entire palace was in danger, just one person withstood the rain of bullets and bullets, and solved the problem in an instant, which has long been out of the scope of human thinking, just now it was extremely critical, I didn't take this problem into account, and now it's difficult, how can you let me tell them? Tell them the truth directly? No matter how ferocious the militants are, at least they are still of the same kind, and if I tell them that we are a few youkai, I wonder how the captain and the others will feel......
In this way, I stared at them with wide eyes, you look at me and I look at you, but no one spoke.
At this time, Fang Fei Feng jumped up to me with an arrow step, grabbed one of my hands and raised it high, and shouted happily: "Kung Fu! It's Chinese kung fu! β
People's eyes gradually brightened, and finally shouted together: "Kung Fu! β
I almost fell to the ground, and after working for a long time, I fell to the title of Bruce Lee second, but fortunately, foreigners have a very vague concept of "kung fu", and people often have a kind of superstition about things they don't understand.
But there is only such a reason in front of me, I can only get off the donkey and pose as Huang Feihong in front of everyone, but unfortunately there is no hem of the coat to set off my might, so I have to wipe my nose and pretend to be Bruce Lee......
Ye Zi sat on the ground and watched me mess around, with a hint of a smile in her eyes, and also had the same confusion as others, and it never dissipated, she and I have not known me for a long time, but she also knows that I definitely don't know any "kung fu".
Ye Zi walked up to me and said with a smile: "He Anyi, when will you know kung fu?" β
I laughed dryly, and without waiting to speak, Ye Zi smiled and said, "I know, explain it to me later......"
At this time, the captain and they had already controlled the situation, the militia surrounded the militants with guns, and the captain came to ask: "Princess, what about these people?" β
Ye Zi said: "Let's see what we can ask first, see where they are, and send them back!" β
The captain said, "Yes! β
The interrogation lasted for more than half a day, and the captain came back and reported: "Princess, I have already made it clear that these people are indeed not an organization, and their identities are complicated. β
Ye Zi said: "Who are they?" β
"There are almost everyone, the sand bandits in the Sahara Desert, the drug lords on the Pakistani border, and the robbers who can't get along in their own country - after the princess ascended the throne, they can't stay in our country anymore, so they try to attack the palace to restore Jack's regime." β
Ye Zi rubbed his forehead and said, "How did my uncle get these people?" She instructed the captain, "Prepare a plane for them, clear a runway, and get it anywhere!" β
At this time, Ghosh took a telegram and looked to the leaf with a heavy face and said, "Catherine, look at this. β
Ye Zi said: "There are no outsiders here, read it." β
Ghosh hesitated for a moment and said, "During this time, the terrorists knew that their operation had failed, and they occupied another civilian area, claiming that they would retaliate if they did not release their people back within 24 hours!" β
Ye Zi was taken aback and said, "Which district?" β
"The thirteenth block, which is closest to the mining area, is mostly full of old people, and many of the families of our ministers are in that neighborhood. β
Ye Zi said: "What is the situation there now?" β
"The militants have only occupied that area so far, but they have threatened to bloody thirteen blocks within 24 hours."
Ye Zi said angrily: "These scumbags! β
Ghosh continued: "They asked you to go and negotiate in person, about the exchange of hostages. β
Ye Zi said: "Who are their representatives?" β
Ghosh said lightly: "It's Prince Jack......"
Ye Zi was stunned and said, "My uncle? β
Everyone was moved and said, "Your Majesty, you can't go!" Jack must have a conspiracy! β
Ye Zi sighed lightly and said: "I have to go, I should also have a showdown with my uncle, otherwise there will be constraints everywhere in the future, and this battle will never end." β
I stepped forward and said, "I'll accompany you." β
Ghosh worried: "Are you really going?" β
A Po said: "Of course you have to go, one mountain can't tolerate two tigers!" When he saw that people were glaring at him, he said, "...... Except for one male and one female. β
Ye Zi said angrily and sadly: "No matter what, civilian injuries are the last thing I want to see, I originally had hope for my uncle's bottom line, after all, he is also a native of Fujia, but it seems that he has changed!" β
Xiaohui comforted everyone and said: "With Ah Yi by her side, Ye Zi will definitely be fine-but ......"
I hurriedly asked, "What?" β
Xiaohui pondered: "Speaking of civilians, I suddenly remembered a person, if he was willing to help us, things would be much easier! β
I had an epiphany: "You said Nie Ping? β
Xiaohui smiled: "Yes, it's a pity that I don't know if he is willing to help us, we are not friends after all-"
Ye Zi wondered: "You said that Nie Ping of the Love Fund?" How can he help us? β
Xiao Hui said: "Ye Zi, there are some things that there is no need to hide from you now, but the top priority is not to explain to you, Nie Ping's identity is not just as simple as a small officer of a fund-" Speaking of this, Xiao Hui suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "It's better to let Ye Zi tell him that Nie Ping seems to have a good impression of Ye Zi." β
Ye Zi said confusedly: "Is there one?" β
Xiaohui smiled: "The money you donated to him is enough, Nie Ping's other identity is also a lifelong role of Pudu, you have done enough to make him feel that he owes you a favor, and besides, what we are going to fight now is a battle of justice." β
Ye Zi became more and more puzzled: "He seems to be powerless." β
Xiaohui said: "Do you remember that on Wangfu Street, the person who went to assassinate you couldn't shoot the gun?" β
Ye Zi seemed to have come to his senses: "That...... The ......" said for a long time, but he didn't get the point.
"What you need now is a blessing from himβor a curseβto keep your civilians safe." β
Ye Zi has gradually become accustomed to living in a mysterious world, so he doesn't ask much, but is worried: "Then is he willing to come?" β
Xiaohui handed the phone to her and said, "Then try it, but don't get your hopes up, these guys are very principled and don't care much about your human affairs." β
A group of people: "...... We humans? β
In the highest administrative body of a country, making an international long-distance call is naturally a matter of handy, and Nie Ping's phone will be connected after a while. Ye Zi stammered: "Hello, is it Mr. Nie Ping?" I'm Catherine, I don't know if you remember me...... I don't know what to say, anyway, I seem to need your help......" Before he finished speaking, Ye Zi took the phone away from his ear and looked at us in a daze.
Ah Po said: "What, hang up?" This son of a bitch! β
Ye Zi said dizzily: "No, he said that he was willing to help me, but he wanted to talk to He Anyi on the phone." β
I was so surprised that I had to take the phone and say, "Hey? β
Nie Ping's voice was very direct: "I've read the news, and I didn't have to interfere in this matter according to the "Wangfu Street" convention, but this time I'm willing to make an exception, let's say, how do you want me to help the princess?" β
I gave a thumbs up to the leaves and said, "You still have a big face!" He gestured into the phone: "The situation in the Fuga Kingdom is very turbulent now, civilians are involved in the war every moment, we need your curse, just like you did on the street of Wangfu last time." β
Unexpectedly, Nie Ping said more directly: "This is impossible!" β
I was surprised, "Why?" β
Nie Ping said: "I told you, my curse can restrict the actions of human beings, but it is only a small group, there are many restrictions on the effectiveness of the curse, it largely depends on the current laws of human beings, it is very useful for a small number of hostile elements, but it can't shake the political form, now there are two kings in the Fujia Kingdom in name, and they are also equal in law, in this case, I can't do anything, and the curse can only be a piece of nonsense." β
I said, "How can it be two?" Jack has been forced into the mountains by us! β
Nie Ping said: "It's useless, didn't Princess Catherine also hide in the forest, and Jack also worked when he ascended the throne, even if Jack is only a lonely person, he still has the identity of another king." β
I was frustrated, "So what if I kill Jack?" β
Nie Ping said: "That still won't work, and I think that the Fujia Kingdom will fall into even greater chaos, and then there will be no one to restrain those militants." β
I frantically said, "What then?" β
Nie Ping said lightly: "There is only one way, that is, Jack voluntarily renounces the throne, recognizes Catherina's regime, and the decree is unified, and my curse will be useful." β
I broke down and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense? β
Nie Ping said helplessly: "I can't help you with the rest, if you need to, I'll leave now, if you feel redundant, I can't help!" β
I covered the phone and asked Xiaohui, who was listening on the side, "Let him come?" β
Xiaohui said: "Of course! β
I said into the phone, "How are you going to get here?" β
Nie Ping said: "That's my business." β
"Then hurry up, come on!"
After hanging up the phone, I muttered, "Obviously he is doing good things with good intentions, but I just think this kid is unhappy!" β
Wushuang said: "The Protoss is all virtuous. β
I looked at Ye Zi and said, "When are you going to see your uncle?" β
Ye Zi asked Ghosh, "Where is he?" β
"He said he would be waiting for you at the National History Museum," Ghosh said. β
The captain said: "It's so cunning, it's very close to the mining area, and it's not good for us to fight." β
"There won't be a fight." Ye Zi said lightly: "Prepare a car for me." β
"And how many people are you going to bring?" The captain said urgently.
I smiled and said, "I'll just go with her." β
Xiaohui said: "What if the Yuan Demon appears?" β
I spread my hands and said, "Didn't Ye Zi say that he couldn't fight?" Besides, with my current strength, it is enough to escape. β
Ye Zi said: "Okay, let's go!" β
The car stopped at the door, and it was still Hanks as the driver, and after Ye Zi and I got into the car, the captain leaned on the window and asked, "Catherine, are you really going to release those guys?" β
Hanks said: "Yes, let the tiger return to the mountain and be bullied by the dogs......"
We: "......"
Ye Zi said resolutely: "It's my bottom line not to let the people get hurt, we can arrest those guys if they let them go, and our people will be different." β
When the car was on the road, I asked Yezi, "In that case, why did you bother to see Jack?" β
Ye Zi was silent for a while, and said, "I want to see how much he has changed." She obviously didn't want to talk about this issue more, and Yanran said, "In the past, you didn't let me leave your side for 3 meters, so it made sense." β
I was speechless for a while, knowing that she was full of questions, but after organizing the language for a long time, I didn't know where to start......
Ye Zi glanced at me and said, "If you don't want to say it, don't say it yet, anyway, now is not the time to deal with the contradictions among the people." I'll have to think about how I'm going to deal with it for a while. β
I whispered: "It is not as simple as the internal contradictions of the 'people'......"
As soon as Ye Zi's legs smoothed, a pair of jade feet stretched out to me again, and I was shocked and said, "Shoes!" β
Ye Zi raised his hand and put a pair of shoes beside him with a smile......
Hanks glanced at the mirror and said leisurely: "This is called the lesson of the front poke (car), and the teacher of the wet (world)." β
I said with black lines on my head, "You better speak English, don't spoil our good stuff." β
Hanks sighed and pulled the mirror up......
Ye Zi put her hands on her laps, her eyes looked straight ahead, her eyes burned, she thought about things for a while and suddenly asked me: "By the way, what did you say to Nie Ping on the phone?" β
I scratched my head and said, "I was going to tell you about this nowβyou'll see your uncle and give you a mission." β
"What?"
"Can you persuade him to abdicate?"
Leaf looked at me and laughed silently.
(To be continued)