Chapter 302 Rectification Movement

"First, anytime and anywhere. Net Do not drink more than 200 ml of alcoholic beverages. Drinks with an alcohol content of more than 50 percent are not allowed to drink more than 100 milliliters" Li Guo held up an empty Coke bottle: "I drew a tick mark on it. ”

"Second, except in special circumstances, it is not allowed to change into the original form in densely populated areas, and in particular, it is not allowed to use offensive forms." Li Guo pointed to Amber: "Especially you!" ”

"Third, you need to think independently, and you are not allowed to be bewitched by people like Bird Spirit." Li Guo stared at Mo Chou: "Especially you!" ”

"Fourth...... This is basically just a supplement. Don't beat, insult, or molest me at will. Li Guo pointed to the bird spirit: "This one is for you." ”

Bird Zijing sat on the floor while wiping her wet hair with a bath towel, while rolling her eyes and glaring at Li Guo: "When did I beat you?" **。 ”

"Okay...... I said this is just a supplement, and it doesn't really work for you. Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "Sister Xue, you are such a gentle sister, don't fight with the bird spirit......"

Sister Xue looked at the bird spirit with a smile: "She is actually the most gentle, but you didn't find her gentleness." ”

Mo Chou nodded: "Mo Chou is gentle...... Mo Chou is the gentleest. ”

Bird Zijing kicked Mo Chou's ass with her foot: "You were the most beautiful just now, you were the cutest, you were the most sensible, you were the most obedient, and you were the smartest." Do you still dare to say that you yourself are the gentlest of all? You have a bit of a bottom line, okay? ”

Mo Chou stuck out his tongue and shook his fingers: "What Mo Chou said, every sentence can be learned from the sky." ”

And after Li Guo supplemented a few almost useless family rules with his own, he found that the sky was already dark, he looked at the slightly pale Tian Sè outside, Li Guo touched his chin: "Can you go back to the island?" Xiaoxin is still there. ”

Amber used her tongue to cover the small red rash on the back of her hand from drinking, and said pitifully, "It's a monster resort over there, to compensate for the fright at the wedding." However, the others, including the Seven Saints of Shushan, have returned to Shushan, and there is no need for us to go back for the time being. Xiaoxin let her play one more day, she and Xiaokui are very happy there. ”

"Speaking of marriage." The bird spirit draped down her long curly hair, and her charming femininity squirted out in an instant: "It seems that I am married, right?" Someone went to see the butt of a beautiful monster because of their wedding day, and then ran to France with a slut to demonstrate, right? ”

Li Guo was numb: "Even you know it......"

The bird spirit sighed, and gently pinched Li Guo's ear with his toes: "My nickname is Radar." How could it not be known? ”

Li Guo glanced at Bird Zijing: "Last time you said that your nickname was Bumblebee, last time you said that you were Megatron, and last time you said that you were Tongtianxiao." You see...... Which is your nickname? ”

"Well, what's new over there?" Torikojing shoved her feet into Li Guo's clothes and slid around his body.

Li Guo pinched her paws, and then threw them out: "Don't beat, abuse, or tease me at will......"

Bird Zijing adjusted his position and lay in front of Li Guo, the two big meat buns on his chest were squeezed flat, and the deep career line firmly locked Li Guo's sight for the first time.

"So, should we do what husband and wife should do?" The voice was so charming that even Sister Xue couldn't help but shudder.

"Look...... You're teasing me again. Li Guo pressed the bird essence's face to the side: "I guess if I really have sex with you, I can be strangled to death by you." ”

"It's good to know." Bird Zijing pinched Li Guo's nose: "But I still have to give you some benefits, wait until Mo Chou sleeps, let's talk." ”

Mo Chou's eyes widened: "Why do you need Mo Chou to ...... after falling asleep?"

"You're not an adult, so it's not suitable for children." The bird spirit tugged down the collar: "Do you dare?" ”

Mo Chou gritted his teeth: "Indecent!" No shame. ”

"Oops...... Messire...... Messire...... Lightly add there...... Don't suck ......" The bird spirit showed Mo Chou's voice and demeanor.

Mo Chou suddenly screamed, went straight into the room, and slammed the door shut......

"Being a minor is not powerful." Torikoshi sighed, and then looked at Sister Snow with blazing eyes.

Sister Xue blushed: "I don't know anything...... I don't know ......."

And Li Guo scratched the back of his head: "Are you perverted?" ”

"Alright, Xianggong. Tell me about what you saw in France. Bird Zijing squinted at Li Guo: "If you tell the truth, my sister and others will play a little game of thorn with you." ”

Li Guo sighed, helpless. The events of what happened in France are recounted, including how the parade began, how Dante was met, how he was beaten, how he was detained, and how he met the four drunken goblins afterwards.

"Is that all?" Bird Zijing gently scratched Li Guo's chin: "Be obedient, you want it all." ”

And Sister Xue looked at her watch at this time: "Yo...... It's almost six o'clock. You have a rest here. I'm going to write a review...... Otherwise, it would be a shame to report it...... And I have to go and see the person who is called Xianggong and called Senior Brother......"

After speaking, Sister Xue escaped by niào, and Ping Pong ran downstairs.

Amber was nothing, but she was slightly ill from a little drinking, and she turned into a cat and fell asleep in the cupboard where the quilt was kept.

So there were only two people left in the living room, Bird Zijing and Li Guo.

"Hurry up." Bird Zijing moved one of Li Guo's thighs and lay on it: "Hurry up." ”

Li Guo pondered for a moment, and then told the story of the so-called first-born person and lily. And I'm going to discuss the creature of the First Born with the Bird Spirit very seriously.

However, after listening to this, the bird spirit sat up very strangely, raised a finger very seriously, and shook it at Li Guo: "You just gave you three chapters of the covenant, and I have to give you three chapters of the covenant." ”

Li Guo was stunned, but didn't answer.

Bird Spirit: "First, no matter when and where, you are not allowed to take the initiative to meet that sāo force. Don't ask me who that sāo is for, you know for yourself. ”

"Second, no matter when and where, you can't take the initiative to pay attention to the movement of that sāo." Toriko's voice was fierce: "Third, you have to understand your situation. I'm married to you now, although I haven't slept with you, but the golden-winged Dapeng bird, once married, I have no regrets for the rest of my life, I don't want to be a widow myself. ”

Li Guo nodded. Of course, Li Guo could only nod, after all, the aura of the bird essence was too strong, and Li Guo couldn't help it.

"Fourth, this one is the most important. You have to know which team you should be on. Bird Zijing pinched Li Guo's chin: "I know your entanglement, but she is an enemy, you must understand." I don't want the day when you let her go because you're soft-hearted, remember no. ”

Li Guo still nodded: "I must understand this." ”

"You understand? You know a fart. Bird Zijing's demeanor was quite hateful: "Don't think I don't know that you went to see her secretly, I have six senses and sensitivity, and the woman's fragrance and red wine smell on your clothes can't deceive me." Don't say it's me, we drink Moutai. ”

Li Guo didn't speak with a strange expression. Bird spirit is still a great character in the end, and many times bird spirit really belongs to the kind of guy who is so detailed that people are scared. The slightest clue will not be let go of her at all.

"Li Guo, you are not alone in the responsibility on your shoulders." Bird Zijing took a deep breath: "The entire Li family, and even the entire Shushan Sword Sect." If you enter the devil's path for a woman, I am a beast protector, and I will clean the house. ”

Li Guo's liver trembled suddenly......

"Of course." The bird rolled over and lay down: "If there really is such a day, I will release the water." It's a big deal to run si, and siben is better than being a widow. By the way, Li Guo, when are you going to me? ”

Li Guo didn't react for a while, he was still talking about such a terrifying topic just now, but now that the conversation has changed, it has become "Summer and summer quietly passed to leave a little secret...... which is a bit unacceptable.

"I think, this question ......" Li Guo smiled helplessly: "It's better not to discuss it between us, I'll make it clear...... I'm more like a buddy with you...... I didn't even care about you. I think at this stage, it's better to have more friendship. ”

Bird Zijing nodded: "It's okay, from today onwards you have to be proud of me." Of course, I will occasionally mean yin yi yi. You know, I'm a grown woman, and occasionally I have needs. ”

Li Guo always felt that Bird Zijing's words were a little weird...... It seems awkward to talk to her about this.

"Okay." Bird Zijing pulled Li Guo up: "I promise you, go play a little game of stabbing ji." ”

Li Guo's scalp was numb: "I'...... I thought you were joking. ”

"I can still laugh. But ......" Bird Zijing stepped on Li Guo's balls with her foot: "But the old lady is your wife now!" ”

Li Guo shook his head: "You don't have to force your own ......"

The bird spirit tilted her head, her face was hideous: "You stupid, you, the old lady said, after the first transformation into a body, you can't find anyone to mate within a day, and the old lady wants nirvana!" Nirvana, does it understand you? It's! ! ”

After speaking, the bird spirit glared at Li Guo: "You can't get on?" I didn't go out to find a man. ”

Li Guo looked at the bird spirit with a big mouth: "You...... Are you sure? ”

Bird Zijing frowned, and pulled Li Guo up: "Go, take me to the hotel." I don't want to be heard by those weird women. ”

When Li Guo saw that Bird Zijing was talking, there was an inexplicable panic and shyness in his eyes......

And Li Guo was also flustered......

See...... That's enough for today. So?

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