Everywhere in the Three Realms, seeing the stone monkey suddenly being so polite, he was stunned for a while.

In their impression, the stone monkey is a cheap and stubborn monkey, how can he be so polite?

Even Guanyin, who was most familiar with the stone monkeys, was stunned.

"This Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, the three-star cave of the oblique moon, the ancestor of Bodhi. ”

Bodhi did not mean to enter the water curtain cave, but opened his mouth to reveal his identity.

Sun Xiaokong nodded and said, "I've seen Bodhi Ancestor." ”

At this time, Sun Xiaokong was really polite and polite, so that people couldn't find any fault.

For a while, Bodhi Ancestor was a little entangled.

He couldn't think of how to open his mouth to accept the apprentices.

After hesitating for a moment, Bodhi Ancestor said, "You have a relationship with me. ”

Nani?

Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of Bodhi Ancestor, and he was also embarrassed.

This is the standard method commonly used by the Western shameless combination.

Moreover, there is a fight with Shen Gongbao's "Taoist friends, please stay".

It's just that Sun Xiaokong didn't say anything, but said happily: "Well, I also feel that we are destined... Or..."

Bodhi listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and thought of joy in his heart: "This monkey has eyesight, it's good." ”

However, I only heard Sun Xiaokong continue: "Or, let's become brothers of the opposite sex, right?"

Fuck me!

Bodhi's face was pulled down in an instant, and the whole person was ossified.

What do you think?

You haven't been four years old since you were born, how many thousands of years has Lao Tzu lived, let's be brothers?

Do you dare to think...

Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor smiled, and said in his heart: "This is the taste, this is the real stone monkey." ”

And on the Lingshan, Guanyin also felt that this was the correct way for the stone monkey to open.

"I don't think it's appropriate to bow down, it's better for you to be my apprentice, I can..."

As soon as Bodhi was halfway through speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Xiaokong and said: "It's not proper, I just picked up two magic exercises and a few magic weapons a few days ago, and now the master hasn't found it yet..."

"If you're worshipping the master now, it's inevitable..."

However, there is some truth in what Sun Xiaokong said, and this is indeed not good.

Bodhi now wants to pull out a kitchen knife and put it on Sun Xiaokong's neck to threaten... If you don't apprentice, I'll kill you!

For a while, Bodhi felt a little angry.

The demonic obstacle resentment deepened in his mind.

Everywhere in the Three Realms, seeing this scene, I couldn't help but admire.

This Bodhi is really out of the way.

With such a big wrist, he went to Huaguo Mountain to collect apprentices, but he was rejected.

After thinking about it, Bo asked, "I don't know what kind of magic weapon you picked up yesterday?"

"The seventy-two changes of the earth and the somersault cloud, and the golden hoop stick, it's so old, the golden hoop stick can be long and short, thick and thin, I don't dare to take it out and use it, for fear of being seen by that group of people..."

Sun Xiaokong said with a serious face.

Bodhi Ancestor nodded, pretending to be "so it is" and said, "Seventy-two changes and somersault clouds, in fact, I have better ones here... More powerful. ”

"Better and more powerful?"

Sun Xiaokong instantly suppressed the joy in his heart, he guessed it.

Sun Xiaokong guessed that the Bodhi Ancestor was here to collect apprentices and send supernatural powers, six.

Bodhi Ancestor nodded and said, "Of course, I have thirty-six changes in Tiangang, which are thirty-six kinds of great supernatural powers. ”

"Such as - driving the fog and clouds: flying spells, which can soar the clouds for thousands of miles.

Dividing rivers into land: The method of dividing water can separate the water of rivers, lakes and seas and leak out of the land.

The golden light of the land...

Turning over the river and stirring the sea...

Finger into steel...

The Five Elements Escape...

Rokko Qimen: Infer good luck and evil.

Knowing the future: You can predict and view the future of your past life.

Whip mountains and move stones: ten fingers for the whip, whip moss mountains, ten fingers for the rope, bind and move ten thousand stones.

Resurrection of the Dead: Brings the soul back to the corpse and the dead to life.

Flying Track: You can fly with your body.

Nine breaths of convincing: As long as you breathe in and breathe in nine breaths, you will have an inexplicable magical power to convert the aura of your body into mana.

Export Yuanyang: You can steal a part of the enemy's Yuanyang, and Yuanyang is a breath of life.

......”

Sun Xiaokong listened to Bodhi blow out all the thirty-six changes of Tiangang in one breath, and he couldn't help it, "Don't say it, teach me quickly." ”

For the thirty-six changes of Tiangang and the seventy-two changes of the earth, who is strong and who is weak, Sun Xiaokong doesn't care about this, he has learned both.

Isn't it stronger to use together?

After Bodhi Ancestor finished speaking, he also glanced at Sun Xiaokong, and I have to say that Sun Xiaokong was indeed moved.

However...

Bodhi felt that this was not enough, and continued: "As for the somersault cloud, I still have a supernatural power here. ”

"The people in the Three Realms will all be top-level Great Luo Jin Immortals. ”

"That's—it's in your sleeve!"

"What's in your sleeve?" Sun Xiaokong was stunned again when he heard Bodhi's words, and his mind was about to explode.

Is this special Bodhi Ancestor crazy?

At this time, the atmosphere of Lingxiao Treasure Hall and Lingshan was a little weird.

"Something is wrong, if the stone monkey is learning the thirty-six changes of Tiangang and the things in his sleeve, I'm afraid... You don't need to act, right?" said the Jade Emperor, looking at the immortals.

"I'm afraid so. ”

"If we don't have to act, then wouldn't it be easier for us?"

"Phew, you're stupid, you don't have to act, then it's real, then we'll have to really fight." ”

Do I rub?

For a while, the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall panicked.

It makes sense, if this stone monkey is really the thirty-six changes of Tiangang and the seventy-two changes of the earth, with the addition of somersault clouds and sleeves, they will be really beaten in these group performances.

"This won't work, Your Majesty, why don't you send someone to persuade him?"

"Yes, if the stone monkey is really so powerful, we will not be unlucky at that time. ”

Listening to the arguing of the immortals, the Jade Emperor said with a displeased face: "Do you think I can stop it?"

"I didn't see that Bodhi Ancestor has already gone up, who dares to stop him from accepting disciples now, it is estimated that Bodhi Ancestor will fight with him!"

When the immortals heard this, they were stunned, looked at each other, and began to play Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts.

And in the spiritual mountains.

Seeing this, Guanyin opened his mouth and said, "Buddha, if Bodhi does this, will he cultivate the stone monkey too strong?"

"Will it be out of the palm of our hand?"

"It doesn't matter... Even if this stone monkey has all kinds of supernatural powers, it will take a lot of time to grow to my level. ”

"That's not a big deal... I'll rub!"

As he was talking, a swear word came out in an instant.

The gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas on the entire spiritual mountain were stunned, let Rulai be so out of shape, what is the situation?

"You... Quick..."

"I'm going to stop it myself!"

If you are really in a hurry, you will fly directly away from Lingshan and rush towards Huaguo Mountain.

The bodhisattvas and arhats scratched their heads, they couldn't understand it.

Bodhi gave the stone monkey a branch like a burning stick, and the Buddha was so out of shape that he personally rushed over.

Suddenly!

There were many people among the Bodhisattvas, and their faces changed instantly, as if they had thought of something.

It's the same in Heaven.

The Jade Emperor was originally calmly watching the live broadcast, but suddenly came to the sentence "!"