Chapter 30: Stand up and jump.
It was a hazy day again.
Another steep cliff.
Another dense cloud.
Li Guo once again stood in this broken place, the only difference was that the man who wore a tunic last time was now wearing a smooth silk Tang suit. He stood on the edge of the cliff, still standing with his hands in his hands, and the rare wind blew his gray hair with silver strands, and the hand behind him held a copy of Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Forest.
"Originally, I wanted to test you all the time, but I've lost my temper when I'm out of the sheath." The man turned around slowly, looking at the sky behind Li Guo with empty eyes: "Then, let me ask you a question first." ”
Li Guo touched his neck and found that the scars bitten out by Mo Chou's small teeth on it did not exist at all, and he knew that he had entered that strange book soul dream again. So he leaned on a big rock without any scruples: "Give me a rating of Nutrition Express this time." ”
The book soul nodded and snapped his fingers. A bottle of original nutrition express line fell from the sky and landed on Li Guo's lap: "Don't mix milk and fruit, these two things are natural enemies." Those advertisements are all deceiving children, milk and fruit mixed together, can only make you stomach ulcers. ”
Li Guo nodded in response, and unscrewed the lid and poured down most of the bottle: "What are you going to ask me?" ”
"What do you think is the most important thing for a person to live?" Shi Shiran, the soul of the book, sat next to Li Guo and raised the book in his hand: "Recently, I have reviewed Hegel and Haruki Murakami, so when I ask you, I am also asking myself." ”
Li Guo thought about it, and finally helplessly touched the back of his head and said sorry to the book soul.
This kind of profound question is indeed quite profound for him. When he was in college, Li Guo was still a young man, and he always sat alone in the dirty and smelly dormitory hallway, looking at the hurried people, thinking about the meaning of life.
But every time he felt that he had figured it out, the years would add a deeper layer of confusion to him, and because he always sat in the aisle closer to the women's bed, he had a reputation as a perverted pervert in vain. Li Guo is called a loss, he didn't see anything, at most, he could occasionally see a few white flowers flashing through the window in the evening of summer.
That's all.
"But I think you could have watched more movies." Li Guo happily put forward his opinion to the soul of the book: "I like to watch science fiction movies, and after watching 2012 last year, I now feel that human life is fragile as soon as I see a ditch on the ground." ”
The book soul smiled, and he swiped his hand in mid-air, and a counter appeared out of thin air, with a full load of movie DVDs, from "All Quiet on the Western Front" to "New Shaolin Temple", and even the shoddy ghost movies in Hong Kong in the late 80s and early 90s.
"Is it genuine?" Li Guo stood up in surprise and began to flip through various discs: "I ordered a more than 6g last time for this new golden plum bottle, but it will be stuck as soon as you put it away." ”
"Well, you integrate the graphics card." After the book soul finished speaking, he took a leisurely sip of strong tea: "Edgeworth, do you know? ”
Li Guo nodded busily: "I know, I know, it's just flying all over the sky with a sword." ”
Shu Soul shook his head, and suddenly laughed and patted Li Guo's shoulder.
"Kid, you're thinking too simply." The book soul didn't know where to pick up a yellowed sycamore leaf and gently threw it into the air.
Li Guo saw that after this remnant leaf was actually thrown up, it didn't fall down at all, but slowly circled around him.
"Step on it." The soul of the book let the broken leaf stop at Li Guo's feet: "Close your eyes." ”
Li Guo glanced at him, stepped on the sycamore leaf that should have been stepped on with one foot, and then closed his eyes obediently: "What is this for?" Can you really teach me Edgeworth? ”
"The word 'royal' is actually a very vague concept, strictly speaking, a logical concept." After seeing Li Guo close his eyes, the book soul slowly spoke: "For example, this car, which is subdivided into the imperial wheel; Imperial Strategy; Yuzheng; Mio. Indispensable. ”
Li Guo was silent for a while, feeling as if the wind was whirring in his ears, but he didn't open his eyes, so he opened his mouth and asked, "What do you mean?" Taken apart, I know it, but how can it feel so profound when it comes together? ”
"If you're a graduate student, you won't have anything to do." The book soul made fun of Li Guo, but still explained to him: "This royal wheel is driving, this imperial strategy is driving the steering wheel, this imperial is driving the right, and this imperial husband is yourself." In fact, it sounds like you don't have a priority, but in fact, you have to know that there is one less thing here, and that is the car crash and the death of people. After all, you don't have the skills to drive a car on two wheels. ”
In the same way, this is the same for everything else. Goyo; Imperial People; Yu Yu; Imperial Gas; Imperial Relics; Imperial Heaven. The tone of the soul of the book became more and more serious: "In this Book of Changes, there are three ways of heaven, earth and man, and there are rules for coming out and falling, flowing water and flying sand. As the saying goes, the way of heaven is constant, the way of the earth is constant, but the way of humanity is impermanent. ”
Now Li Guoke has a headache, this kind of thing is too mysterious for him, a college graduate who is not good or bad, it is said that if anyone can fully understand the Book of Changes, let alone race immortals for a lifetime, even future generations can protect it. Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen are just a little bit of a side, and they are already extremely popular, not to mention that they really ate it thoroughly.
"Okay, that's all you can do with your cultural quality, let me tell you briefly." The soul of the book sighed, and this tone contained helplessness for Li Guo: "This imperial sword, to put it bluntly, is a kind of imperial object. Trying to communicate with the essence of everything in this world can be equal or conquered. But it's very difficult to conquer, just like Mo Chou and Unsheath, the two of them have long been like sisters, and no one can do without each other. ”
After this was said in the vernacular, Li Guo understood it much more easily. So he also understood the meaning that popped out of the mouth of the god's chattering book soul. However, he was obviously still a little puzzled: "Can everything have a soul like you?" ”
The soul of the book is happy: "The beauty of thinking, if this is the case, we would have ruled the world a long time ago." Haven't seen Transformers? This brittle thing of human beings, in front of our so-called unnatural products, is simply vulnerable, what Superman is and what Spider-Man, you let out the sheath and poke a hole, three knives and six holes piercing him don't know him. ”
"Then you tell me this...... What's the use? Li Guo was very surprised, but he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the old rabbit gourd: "Uncle, tell me something practical, I want to be awesome." ”
"You take thirty deep breaths first." The book soul instructed Li Guo: "The highest level of this imperial object, except for plastic bags and napkins, there is nothing you can't use to hit satellites." ”
When Li Guo heard this, his whole person became excited. While taking a long breath, he quickly asked the soul of the book: "Is it okay to use the hanger for drying clothes at my house?" ”
The book soul was speechless for a long time, and then said in a deep voice: "You take a deep breath first......
Li Guo sighed, knowing that this old rabbit had nothing to say. However, he also knew that it was quite dangerous to casually pretend to be a big-tailed wolf on other people's territory, so he obediently began to breathe there as if a mother was about to give birth.
"Alright, open your eyes."
After hearing the command, Li Guo slowly opened his eyes. But it didn't matter if he opened his eyes, he found himself hanging in mid-air, and the cliff below him now looked like a small steamed bun with a large alkali. And now he is stepping on a leaf, and no matter how you look at it, he is a precarious virtue.
"People are emotional creatures, if you close your eyes, you may be able to easily walk across a single-plank bridge, but once you open your eyes, you are more likely to fall." The book soul smiled sneakily: "Your legs and stomach are starting to soften, right?" Stand here, and in three hours, I'll come back to you. ”
After saying this, the soul of the book completely disappeared in front of Li Guo. Only Li Guo, whose calves and even his lower back were trembling like a dog cub drenched in cold water, stood stiffly on the two sycamore leaves, not daring to move.
Li Guo stood here, muttering the words that he would never say in his usual life, in order to cheer up his faltering self because of his fear of heights.
Of course, Li Guo knew that the book soul must have his reason for doing this. Because he clearly remembered that when Mo Chou stepped on the flying sword and flew in the sky, the sword was not as wide as a leaf, and the height was definitely not as high as it is now.
And according to Mo Chou himself, if Edgeworth didn't have the body protection qi when he flew into the sky, it was a very suspenseful thing whether he could come down or live after he flew up.
But Li Guo now, except for the place that is a little higher, other things such as low temperature, strong wind, and thin oxygen do not exist. So, this condition is already very good.
Three hours is not a long time, and when I play games and watch movies on the Internet, it almost flies by in the blink of an eye. But it is not short, when standing dryly on two leaves more than 2,000 meters above the ground, it is simply called a degree.
I don't know how many hours have passed, Li Guo has already sung from Jay Chou's song to the girl in Alishan, but the soul of the book still hasn't appeared.
He was almost out of feeling on his legs, and he was able to stay here by gritting his teeth.
In the final analysis, Li Guo is still at fault with machismo vanity. He really didn't want to be protected by Mochou's soft girl anymore. He always thinks that if a man is protected by a woman all his life, it is better to die early and be promoted early, and reincarnate in the next life to strive to be a super girl.
Fortunately, just when Li Guo was ready to go headlong, the book soul appeared beside him silently, with a smug smile that made people itch their teeth with hatred.
"Have you overcome the fear of your heart?" The book soul sat in the void, squeezing Li Guo with Erlang's legs crossed: "Mo Chou is already familiar with it at the age of six or seven." ”
Li Guo gritted his back molars and stared at the book soul viciously: "I'm fine......"
The book soul took out a fan out of nowhere, and pointed down with a smile: "Jump down." ”
Li Guo: "......"