Chapter 054: "Dinosaur Invasion"
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In order to promote the product, Gao Yang distributed 75 diet pills for free, and after these 75 people successfully lost weight, they will become a medium to help them promote the product.
Gao Yang took the digital camera from his glasses and uploaded the video that had just been recorded of Wang Gang taking diet pills to Youku and Tudou. After taking care of all this, Gao Yang relaxed, and now he was just waiting for the chain reaction brought by diet pills. Gao Yang, who has been tired for many days, can finally sleep with peace of mind.
In the entire China University of Technology, a greasy smell is permeated, and the smell of fat keeps wafting out of the male dormitories, and the sound of water rushing can be heard on every floor of the dormitory.
Those fat brothers who take diet pills, the fat on their bodies keeps flowing out, and they keep having diarrhea to occupy the toilet, and almost all the bathrooms and toilets have been occupied by the fat people. The other students were complaining, but this is okay, this trouble, the fat people taking Gaoyang to develop weight loss pills, after a ten, ten hundreds, hundreds of thousands, tens of thousands of students in the entire Huagong University of Science and Technology know about it.
Gao Yang has been asleep, the little fat Cheng Feng and glasses Zhang Chao, since Gao Yang appointed him as the general manager and deputy manager, the two guys took the 20,000 yuan given by Gao Yang, bought a few suits, and rehearsed in the dormitory like dogs, trying to pretend to be a successful person's temperament, so that they can talk about business with Gao Yang in the future, so as not to let people see the flaws.
The two were practicing, and under the stage of the dormitory, groups of fat girls had already come downstairs, shouting Gao Yang's name.
"Oh my god, there are so many dinosaurs, they're already in the city." Cheng Feng and Zhang Chao hurriedly shook the sleeping Gao Yang.
"Why, didn't Lao Tzu say that when I sleep, even if the sky falls, don't disturb me." Gao Yang turned over angrily and continued to sleep.
Cheng Feng made a joke: "Boss, your affair is here, and there are many beautiful women downstairs crying and shouting to marry you?" ”
Gao Yang yawned and turned over: "Grass, don't tease Lao Tzu, otherwise it will make you look good." ”
"Oh, boss, I didn't lie to you, you listen to the shouts downstairs."
Gao Yang rubbed his eyes and sat up from the bed, outside the dormitory, groups of girls shouted Gao Yang's voice, which made Gao Yang's spirit lift: "Haha, this is the charm of personality, you two learn from me." ”
Gao Yang proudly brushed his hair with his fingers, ran to the window, and was about to stretch out his hand to greet those so-called beauties, in front of him, a team of fat girls was too lethal. The sky was dizzy, and Gao Yang almost fell headlong.
Gao Yang retreated to the bed in a panic: "Damn, scary, too scary, my brother's little liver is so scared that I flutter wildly, where do these fat girls come from?" Brother doesn't seem to have offended them. ”
Cheng Feng squeezed his eyebrows and smiled: "Haha, boss, your personality charm is indeed too great, look, so many beauties, you form a queen||." Palace bar. ”
Gao Yang mentioned Cheng Feng fiercely: "You will give me a poor mouth again, believe it or not, I will make you a fat man again." ”
"The boss spares his life, the boss spares his life! Oops, boss, these fat girls are indeed here for you, you just gave those fat buddies weight loss pills for free, and after those guys took the medicine, they occupied the bathrooms and toilets of all the boys, and all the students of the whole Chinese University of Technology knew about it. The production and effect of diet pills have caused a sensation, and these fat girls probably want to ask you to help them lose weight. ”
Gao Yang frowned, then smiled, and patted Cheng Feng's shoulder: "This matter, leave it to you to deal with, I'm the boss, you can't let me do everything." You, the general manager, have to show some ability. Cheng Feng, go send these fat girls away for me. ”
Cheng Feng looked embarrassed: "Boss, my personality is not charismatic enough, you see those fat girls crying and shouting, it's you who want to see you, I'll go down and use a fart." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, if you can't do this little thing, what do I want you to do as a general manager, do it quickly, otherwise I will remove you."
Cheng Feng was almost about to cry: "Boss, you are a scholar." ”
"Hehe, what about reading, I'm the only boss, if you don't listen to me, I'll fire it directly, and I'll be merciless. Now you know the consequences of molesting the boss, don't talk nonsense, go and get to work. ”
Cheng Feng was helpless, forced by Gao Yang's authority, so he could only walk down the stairs with a sad face.
In less than three minutes, a scream came from downstairs: "Dude, help me." ”
A burst of shaking sounds sounded, and those fat girls rushed into the men's dormitory desperately in order to lose weight and have a beautiful figure. The cement slabs of the entire dormitory building were shaken by the force generated by the sprinting of the fat women.
"Mom, dinosaurs are invading, brothers, run away." Several boys who were passing by saw this scene, let out a desperate cry and rushed into the dormitory. The doors of the dormitories were locked.
Bang, the door of dormitory No. 402 was directly knocked open by two fat girls with a heavy tonnage, and Cheng Feng was carried into the dormitory by two girls like a chicken.
Gao Yang looked at the black army of dinosaurs and smiled reluctantly: "Ladies and gentlemen, what are you doing." ”
A scream shook Gao Yang's eardrums: "Gao Yang, we also want diet pills." ”
Gao Yang could only smile bitterly and retreat: "Oh, although I am very willing to rescue the women and help everyone lose weight, but I really can't do anything, I told those brothers in the morning that my weight loss pills are only in the research and development stage, and have not entered mass production, so there are not so many drugs for you." ”
The two fat girls led by them are aggressive, and they have the demeanor of the eldest sister: "Gao Yang, you don't discriminate against your surname, you gave a male classmate diet pills, but you didn't want to sell them to us." Hmph, if you don't sell us diet pills today, we won't leave. ”
The glasses hid behind Gao Yang in fear, and said to those girls boldly: "Damn, don't do this, this is a boys' dormitory." ”
"Hmph, appearance is a woman's second life, for weight loss, for beauty, don't say that this is a boys' dormitory, even Longtan Tiger's Den, it can't stop us." Groups of chubby chicks surged.
Gao Yang nervously retreated, for fear that these dinosaurs would be irrational and would ruin their innocence, so he could only compromise at the moment: "I still have a hundred bottles of diet pills left here, I can give them to you, but I don't have more, if you want it, I will speed up the production time, and then give it to you, beauties, can you withdraw from the army?" ”
After those fat girls discussed it, the first two fat girls finally nodded: "Yes, Gao Yang, five hundred yuan for a bottle, one hundred bottles is fifty thousand yuan, tomorrow we will personally send the money to you, weight loss pills." ”
"Hehe, don't mention the matter of money, everyone is a classmate, I, Gao Yang, will not be so ruthless and unjust, greedy for a little money. I will give you these diet pills, but after you lose weight successfully, you only need to help me promote them. ”
"That's for sure." After the two chubby chicks take the suitcase containing the diet pills, a group of dinosaurs finally disappears.
[Although this chapter is a little exaggerated, it's just to adjust the atmosphere, hehe, ask for recommendations, ask for collections.] 】
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