Chapter 249 Keywords: Heaven and Earth
"Yo...... Caught back. Bird Zijing's mind seemed to be a little too unclear, wearing a pair of tight little hot pants, it was obvious that he was wearing nothing inside, sitting on the sofa drunkenly watching Li Guo catch the landlord's sister into the house, and then like a person who had suffered a stroke hemiplegia, he was lying on the sofa softly, and there was a Li Mingxue who was already drunk and unconscious lying next to him. And Xiaokui at this point, she has long slept so much that she can't even thunder.
Li Guo pressed the landlord's sister on the sofa with a smile: "I'll pick up Xiaoxin, you wait here honestly!" ”
"Wait...... Wait a minute for the old lady. When Li Guo was just about to leave, the bird spirit grabbed Li Guo's hand: "Come here!" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and walked to the side of the bird spirit with a helpless smile on his face: "Lafayette, if you have something, just say it." ”
Bird Zijing's cheeks are red, her eyes are blurred, she looks like a typical drunkard, and they all say that wine is like character, and Bird Zijing's character has always been not very good, and she can think of her wine even more scoreless.
"You!" Bird Zijing suddenly staggered to his feet and pointed at Li Guo's nose: "You make it clear to the old lady, do you want this child or not!" ”
Li Guo is blinded, where does this come from...... Why do you want to have this child, the matter has not been done, where is the child to say?
So Li Guo gently broke the hand of the bird spirit holding his collar: "Where is the child?" ”
Toriko pointed to his stomach and pulled a huge arc with his hand: "This! It's been eight months. It's all so big. ”
Stop talking nonsense, I didn't know you eight months ago, and girl, don't you still maintain a foot 6 with this little waist...... Where did "so big" come from?
Li Guo was confused, looked up and down the bird spirit, and looked at her appearance to estimate that alcohol poisoning had produced some kind of hallucination that Li Guo couldn't understand, and took this illusion as a reality, and used it to negotiate with Li Guo ...... "want...... ......" Li Guo sighed: "Hurry up and give birth." ”
"No...... No repentance. As he spoke, the bird staggered from the room and carried a large bed of velvet quilt to the living room, and then very skillfully coiled into a bird's nest, and then leaned inside: "Wait...... The old lady was born. ”
Li Guo was about to burst into laughter next to him, but he couldn't be too obvious, so he could only keep covering his mouth with his arms to prevent himself from making any sound that would make the bird essence turn into an angry bird, but the chaff-like shoulders had deeply betrayed Li Guo's current mood.
To be honest, Li Guo has really not been as happy as he is now in the past few days, a bunch of messy things have made him so anxious, and even in the dead of night, he has had the idea of picking a child and not doing it, but now when he sees the appearance of the bird spirit, there is actually a decompression and burden reduction effect, just like an unlucky person sees a person who is more unlucky than himself, although Li Guo knows that if the bird is sober, he will definitely scold himself with blood. But Li Guo still couldn't help but stand next to him and stupidly watch the performance of the bird spirit.
"What is she doing here?" The landlord's sister looked at the bird spirit who was tidying up the bird's nest: "Why are you so stupid?" ”
Li Guo shook his head: "She's actually under a lot of pressure, let her make enough trouble." ”
The landlord's sister curled up on the sofa quite incomprehensibly, looking at the noisy birds, until she seemed to be a little tired, and fell asleep in the nest, not like a bird, but like a napping puppy.
"Why don't you get an early rest, night owl?" Li Guo took out the blanket on his bed and covered it with Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue, then turned his head and asked the landlord's sister: "Can you let her stop being incognito......
"Oh." The night owl replied faintly, and his figure appeared in a shadow behind the door, and then sat down beside the landlady's sister, silent.
"I'll go pick up Xiaoxin." Li Guo pinched the earlobe of the landlord's sister: "Don't run away by yourself anymore!" That's my only request. ”
"Got it." The landlord's sister looked quite aggrieved: "Will you come back to live at night?" ”
Li Guo shook his head: "I don't know, it depends on the situation." ”
While he was talking, the glass of the window was suddenly knocked gently, Li Guo was stunned, walked to the window, and found Duan Killing God sitting stupidly on Xihe, floating in the window: "You forgot me there......"
Li Guo sighed, opened the window, and then lit a cigarette: "You don't actually have to follow me, you are a killing god, a master!" ”
"Actually, it's like this......" Duan Bing pointed at Li Mingxue: "I...... I just wanted to see her. ”
"Uncle, if you like a woman, you have to let go of your hand to chase, as long as you don't drug or rape, it's your ability to do anything. It's not a thing to rub like this every day. Li Guo patted Duan Killing God on the shoulder: "My aunt is also a big child, and I also want her to find a good family." ”
Duan Killing God scratched his face: "What you said is a little strange. ”
Li Guo thought about it, it seemed a little strange. But the truth is that there is no way to change it: "Do you have a job?" ”
Duan Killing God shook his head silently: "If there were, I wouldn't have been attacked by Begonias for four days because of hunger." ”
Li Guo was shocked: "How did you survive......"
"I ......" Duan Killing God was slightly embarrassed: "Selling ......"
Okay, a dignified Kunlun Qionghua killing god, actually came to the step of performing arts, no wonder he was hungry for four days, even if he was performing in these years, he needed to have a pretty face like Liu Qian, and then lightly glanced at it with that tickled eyes, "Now is the time to witness the miracle", and the girl and aunt naturally sent the money. But this killing god, looking not intimidating and angry, exudes murderous and domineering aura from her body, this girl is going to perform arts, don't say anything about breaking a boulder on her chest, I'm afraid no one dares to look at even a boulder crushing her chest.
"You came out of the Lock Demon Tower?" Li Guo frowned and asked, "It's not like ......."
"It's not." Duan Killing God shook his head: "My body is sealed at the foot of Penglai Mountain in the East China Sea, and my soul is locked in the Lock Demon Tower, and as soon as the Lock Demon Tower is opened, I will naturally return to my soul......"
"You are still sanctified in the flesh......" Li Guo sighed as he spoke, reflexively entered the house and took out a key: "This is the key to the four buildings on the fourth floor of the opposite side, and the furniture inside is complete, you can live first." It's not a problem for you to hang in the window every day......"
Duan Killing God was stunned: "How can this be!" I owe you three favors, they are all great favors, you are going to break my someone's life! ”
Li Guo sighed: "I'm not your elder, and I didn't kneel for you." Why did you lose your life? ”
"Received a drop of water, and the spring reciprocates. Your kindness ......" Duan Bing arched his hand towards Li Guo: "Even if Duan someone digs up a Daming Lake, it won't help. ”
"Do you want it?" Li Guo didn't want to talk nonsense anymore: "The house is for you to live in, you pay for the water and electricity bills yourself, and pay the rent every month." If the rent is not paid within a year, you will move out. My aunt didn't look down on wretchedness. ”
Who is Duan Ye? Although he is down-and-out now, he is naturally also an iron-clad man, knowing that Li Guo is provoking him, but he just can't take this breath, he takes the key in Li Guo's hand very happily, and then clenches his fists with both hands, making a fleshy sound: "You're welcome to someone in that paragraph!" ”
Li Guo waved his hand: "You're welcome, you're welcome......"
Looking at Duan Bing's figure flying towards the opposite corridor with his sword, Li Guo suddenly had a very subtle feeling. This kind of evil star, who doesn't even dare to fall on him in a torrential rain and doesn't grow grass on the road he walks, actually has such a side, and life does seem to be more bizarre than the novel. And although Li Guo has never seen him do it, Li Guo is almost certain that if this guy really fights, he is definitely the kind of man who can be equal to Mo Chou, and he may lose, but only in weapons.
"Li Guo...... Li Guo ......" Bird's dream voice came from behind: "My son is crying, change diapers!" ”
When Li Guo heard this, he laughed again. It seems that the bird spirit has given birth to the child in her dream, not only has she been born, but she has also begun confinement...... Shaking his head silently, then Li Guo disappeared into the room with a warm smile, and soon appeared in the room of the hotel in Sichuan, and found that Mo Chou was holding Xiaoxin, Xiaoxin was holding Amber, and the two of them stared at the TV and watched the rule of law online. Next to him, the author Juhai Tunshan and the disabled Zhijian were playing poker, Narcissus was sitting on the windowsill embroidering cross-stitch, and a pale and sickly little girl was looking nervously around. Sister Xue came out of the toilet and met Li Guo head-on, her eyes flickering.
"So many people ......" Li Guo touched his head: "I can't squeeze it." ”
"You say I was discovered by Lily?" Narcissus didn't raise his head: "Actually, she lied to you." But you texted me, and it was really exposed. My house was raided. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood the cause and effect. He should have thought of Lily's surname Bing...... If this girl really found Narcissus, where would she greet Li Guo, she would have done it a long time ago and then gave Li Guo an afterthought, stimulated him, and then looked at Li Guo's sad expression for fun. Or how can I call it a pervert.
"I don't blame you." Narcissus rubbed his nose: "It's all because that woman is too cunning." ”
Li Guo leaned over to the bed and sat down, looking up at the little girl on the stool: "This is Mo Mo?" Pretty pretty. ”
It's not a compliment, it's just a topic to find casually because there is no topic. And this girl is really dazzling white, sickly pale and soft and boneless, as if she is the reincarnation of Sister Lin, and she looks like a typical southern woman's small, her eyes are very transparent, so transparent that there is almost no dust. In this way, it really looks like jasmine.
"Hello uncle." Mo Mo opened up to greet Li Guo at the signal of Narcissus.
But this greeting made Li Guo want to die, especially Mo Chou, and the smile that turned around and gloated made Li Guo feel a burst of back deep into the bone marrow...... Uncle, it's a very heavy word...... "Momo, my sister." While embroidering things, Narcissus introduced Li Guo: "An ordinary little girl." ”
Li Guo hummed, and then looked at Mo Mo carefully: "Her body ...... It doesn't matter, right? ”
"If you live past eighteen, you will always be able to live." Narcissus touched Mo Mo's head: "My Mo Mo is the strongest little girl." ”
"What are your plans for the future?" Li Guo sat on the bed and raised his eyes to look at Narcissus: "Lily is very ferocious. ”
"Not very vicious." Narcissus laughed from his nose: "That's very ferocious. It can be said that she is the most murderous and unscrupulous. But it's not like I can't run away. It's just that who knows if she's going to use me for something, that is too scheming. ”
Li Guo nodded, and the feeling of being used by Lily once again made him want to slap his big ears and scrape, and the game between Lily, Li Guo didn't win, this woman ...... It's amazing, it's amazing. The two sets of worldviews and values she can switch between are fluent and natural, without any traces, and they are not at all something that human beings can ponder.
"As for what's next?" Narcissus' eyes narrowed: "I'm going to make a game and attract all their firepower to you." ”
"I'll rely on ......" Li Guo was stunned: "As for not ......"
Narcissus nodded solemnly: "Just kidding." ”
Li Guo breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't make this kind of joke ...... mess around."
"I just informed Begonia and Peony of your news through some channels." Narcissus spoke with great naturalness: "And according to the tip, they are interested." ”
Li Guo's eyes widened: "Are you sick?" ”
"Of course not. I'm your parasite now, how can I do anything that harms the host. Narcissus waved his hand: "The news I revealed is actually very weird, I just vaguely said that Narcissus, Gladiolus and Croton are all closely united around the leadership team with the head of the Li family as the core." And they shrugged it. Begonia is estimated to be at home now, hating the corner of the table with his teeth, and Croton is that guy's mortal enemy. ”
"Well, I'm here just to tell you something." After speaking, Narcissus spread out his hands: "No matter when, don't bother with Lily!" It's okay if you hurt yourself, anyway, you two are a husband and a silver woman, don't put me in it. My phone number has changed, QQ has not changed. If you have business, you can still find me, and the number will be sent to your mobile phone tomorrow morning. ”
As he spoke, Narcissus picked up Mo Mo, turned his head and glanced at Juhai Swallowing Mountain, who had posted a note on his face: "Juhai, let's go!" Find a place to move. ”
Juhai answered, threw the cards on the table, and followed Narcissus to push open the window and disappear into the night.
And after he left, the disabled Zhijian beckoned to Xiaoxin: "Sister, the master took you home, and your mother was arrested by your father." ”
The little new girl glanced at Li Guo, and then actually poked Li Guo's head with her hand: "You, you, even Aunt Xue is bullying." See what you do now. ”
Saying that, the little new girl rubbed off Mo Chou's body, and walked to the disabled Zhijian with Amber who was trying to break free from her embrace: "Uncle Disabled, if you dare to sell me, I will put you on the window of my room to ward off evil spirits!" ”
The disabled Zhijian was stunned for a moment, took the hand of the little new girl, raised his head and looked at Li Guo: "Look at you, how do you teach children?" Good children have been abolished by you, okay, okay, this girl is my apprentice, can you let her grow up in a good environment? Let's go, girl, the master will teach you how to cheat people's money into your own pocket. ”
Li Guo just wanted to stop it, but the little new girl and the disabled Zhijian disappeared in an instant, without a trace. Moreover, the disabled Zhijian, who lacks virtue and smokes, actually erased the trajectory of his space shuttle...... After chasing and not catching up, he turned around and found that an extremely sad and resentful aura was wandering in the room, and after the noisy sound of the people just now was gone, Li Guo suddenly felt that the silence in the room was a little terrifying.
Mo Chou held the sword and leaned into Li Guo's ear: "Xianggong, Mo Chou wants to go out for a ride with the sword." Alone. ”
When Li Guo heard this, he glanced at Sister Xue, who was sitting at the head of the bed and holding her knees and reading the book, and suddenly had a spirit: "Mo Chou...... You ......"
Mo Chou Qiao smiled: "There are some things, it's better to explain them, right?" Mo Chou may come back later, and may not come. Out of the sheath said that he wanted to go to the place where he lived back then to take a look, if Mo Chou didn't come back...... Come and find me tomorrow morning. ”
After finishing speaking, he came out of the sheath and lightly punched out of the sword box, and stopped at Mo Chou's feet steadily, Mo Chou stepped on the flying sword like a cat, and made a playful gesture at Li Guo, and then suddenly flew a meteor...... "Mo ......" Li Guo chased to the window, and before he finished speaking, Mo Chou's was so far away that he couldn't see the figure, as if he left Li Guo and Sister Xue here alone.
"Brother......" Sister Xue suddenly said weakly: "I begged them to give us time alone." ”
Li Guo sat down beside her: "Look...... Actually, there is no malice in what I just said......"
"I know." Sister Xue threw the book aside and looked at Li Guo very seriously: "Actually, I'm being selfish." ”
Li Guo couldn't reflect for a while, Sister Xue seemed to have always been quite selfless, no matter what she did, she seemed to take care of others first.
Looking at Li Guo's expression, Sister Xue suddenly smiled, and then leaned hard to Li Guo's side: "I sometimes ignore my brother's feelings too much, I know that no one wants to be a substitute, especially in this regard." ”
Li Guo let out a long hum, and then touched his chin: "Substitute my own substitute, and then I'm eating my own vinegar." This hapless kid ......"
Sister Xue was laughed at by Li Guo's words, she raised her head and looked at Li Guo: "Brother, I don't ask for anything, I just want to be able to follow you all the time." Good no good? I'm fed up without you. ”
Li Guo blinked his eyes: "Is it that brother Li Guo, or this younger brother Li Guo." ”
In fact, Li Guo is not unhappy, but this question is too sensitive, so Li Guo must have a positive answer, otherwise if Sister Xue finds out that this Li Guo is not the Li Guo she used to be, those two people will be very embarrassed and embarrassed.
"Brother Li Guo." Sister Xue smiled so much that her eyes were gone: "But every time you call me Sister Xue, my hairs will stand up." Didn't adapt to ......"
Li Guo snorted: "But if you want me to call you sister, I can't bear it, sister......"
This is true, Li Guo knows that Sister Xue's age is counted in sixty years, that is to say, Sister Xue is only in her early twenties, but after all, people have experienced the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing and Qing dynasties, the Republic of China and the new era of reform and opening up, and it is almost a complete Chinese history. This wants Li Guo to open his mouth and close his mouth to call his sister, how can Li Guo be embarrassed?
"Brother......
Seeing Sister Xue's verdant appearance, Li Guo smiled bitterly: "I think I'm still not used to it, from obscurity to someone who likes ......"
Sister Xue suddenly popped out and patted Li Guo on the thigh: "Don't learn from the disabled Zhijian...... He's chattering. ”
Li Guo stretched out his hand and touched it lightly from Sister Xue's forehead to her chin, and the slippery feeling really made Li Guo paralyzed for a while: "Actually, I still have a little memory of you, I often had a little dragon man in my dreams when I was a child." ”
"You must be mistaken." Sister Xue pressed Li Guo's hand on her face: "What you see must be a strange child wearing green scaly clothes and a strange little tail." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "How do you know ......?"
Sister Xue laughed so hard that she threw herself on Li Guo's shoulder: "When you were a child, you must have watched the TV series of Xiaolongren looking for your mother every day......
Li Guo was stunned...... And then, Sister Xue pressed Li Guo down without warning, and then reflexively pressed on him, like a riding position...... "Okay, brother." Sister Xue tore the clothes on her body into pieces: "Today, Sister Xue is going to overlord the bow." ”
Li Guo vigorously supported Sister Xue's head that was about to be kissed, and then turned her head desperately: "Don't bring such a ...... It gave me a lot of self-esteem......"
"I can't care so much!" Sister Xue slapped Li Guo's hand away, and then slapped Li Guo's chest with a palm: "Yue Jia swallows Wu, and the cauldron is sunk!" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "My Jack Jones ......"
Gone...... Li Guo's Jack Jones was instantly wiped out in front of Sister Xue's armor-breaking spell, and there was not even a bit of scum left, and all he had left was a pair of socks and a pair of CK's radiation-proof underwear...... Well...... Speaking of this radiation-proof underwear, Li Guo once did an experiment and wrapped his mobile phone in it, and sure enough, there was no signal at all. This may be the reason why this panty can resist this armor-breaking curse...... And Sister Xue raised her eyebrows: "You scream, no one will save you if you cut your throat." ”
"Hey...... You two pay attention. Suddenly, a female voice appeared in the corner, and then Lily appeared on the stool next to the bed with a hair perm clip on her head, and a bottle of nail polish in her hand: "Li Guo's mental fluctuations are so big, how can I rest?" ”
Sister Xue and Li Guo were immediately stunned, and then Sister Xue quickly took the quilt and wrapped herself and Li Guo up, only Li Guo's stunned face was revealed outside.
"I said I'm spying on you! You're a bit of a public morality! Lily seemed a little angry, but with a hint of playfulness: "I didn't expect Sister Ryujin to be so wild in bed." ”
Li Guo suddenly had a pain in his chest, as if Sister Xue was very ashamed, and she was biting his chest...... "I'll trouble you......" Li Guo made a bitter face: "Can you ...... You know......"
"Double Fly?" Lily looked up: "I don't mind at all. ”
"What's going on in your head?" Li Guo asked with a smile: "How can I not be monitored by you?" ”
Lily snorted: "That's it, you give me a schedule of your time to be a girl, and I'll watch it." ”
Li Guo cried...... In doing this, a planned economy was actually created, which is simply a great miracle for the ages. And Sister Lily, how about getting rid of your appearance so perverted...... "And I'm jealous." Lily pouted and looked at Li Guo sourly: "I'm not leaving." ”
Sister Xue was anxious when she heard this, and without saying a word, she got out of the quilt, a burst of silver light flashed in her eyes, and she pointed at Lily: "Do you want to die?" ”
At this moment, Li Guo suddenly felt as if all his senses were suddenly shattered by a huge shock wave, and he was actually temporarily blind and deaf, and Sister Xue's powerful momentum even made the cactus planted in the room bloom with flowers all over his head in an instant.
"Oh, the winds of recovery. Sister Ryujin is so domineering. Lily glanced at the corner of his eyes, and a black gas wrapped around the cactus, and the cactus, which was still blooming just now, immediately became yellow and shriveled: "If you want to fight, I will accompany you." ”
Long Shenxue's eyes narrowed, picked up the sheet on the bed and wrapped it around his body, tied a knot, and pointed to Lily with his hand: "Do you really think I can't beat you?" ”
Li Guo groaned, and his good interest was ruined, but seeing Sister Xue like an angry female leopard, Li Guo actually felt an inexplicable sense of joy.
"Oops...... Sister Ryujin, how many years have we known each other. Lily slowly applied nail polish: "When I made love to your brother, didn't you just watch from the side." Now it's good for you to join. ”
The aura on Sister Longshen's body changed from clear qi to turbid rose red, and her hands were stretched out: "Heaven and earth are on fire!" ”
"Don't." Lily waved her hand elegantly: "I just came over to see what happened to Li Guo." I can't be so angry. ”
Saying that, Lily got up and walked to Li Guo's side: "I know your temper is brewing now, I don't want to make my kiss fruit angry, I'm leaving." ”
"It's good to know." Li Guo said lightly: "I warned you, don't disturb my life." ”
"Let's not take this as an example." Lily pinched Xiao Li Guo with her hand: "I'm really jealous." ”
After saying that, Lily gradually walked back behind the curtain and disappeared like a female ghost.
And after seeing her leave, Sister Xue collapsed on the bed, and then cried out regardless of her image: "The atmosphere that I finally had was lost again...... My life is so miserable......"
Li Guo was confused by this crying, and seeing that Sister Xue was so fierce like a child, Li Guo actually felt overwhelmed for a while.
"I hate her to death." Sister Xue cried while pointing to the curtain: "It's her every time!" It's her every time! ”
Li Guo scratched his face, then sat up, gently pulled the sheets on Sister Xue's body with his hand, and hugged Sister Xue's chest from behind: "That...... Let's move on. ”
Sister Xue was stunned for a moment, and looked back at Li Guo pitifully: "Really? ”
"Of course." Li Guo turned over and pressed Sister Xue under him: "I'm not used to being down there." ”
1......1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Guoguo is going to be Yin Zhiping.
(To be continued)