Follow Qin Shi Huang out on patrol, and then rush back to Xianyang Palace with a footcloth to hand over the task, which must be the penultimate result, (the worst result is that Zhou Tian followed Qin Shi Huang out on patrol, and then Qin Shi Huang was on the way, and was clicked off, due to the pig's foot halo, this possibility, we will not consider it here). And the best result is that Qin Shi Huang took a bath before going out on patrol, and then changed a footcloth, and finally Zhou Tian took the footcloth changed by Qin Shi Huang and handed over the task and left.

However, Qin Shi Huang's patrol was very anxious, so that Qin Shi Huang had just given the order, and he was ready to go out on patrol the next day, and the emperor took a bath It was a very troublesome thing, so the thing of going out to bathe was omitted by Qin Shi Huang, so the final result was that Zhou Tian wanted to get Qin Shi Huang's footcloth, so he had to follow Qin Shi Huang out on patrol.

Qin Shi Huang naturally had to bring some close ministers with him when he went on patrol, Li Si and Hu Hai naturally couldn't avoid it, in addition to these two people, Meng Tian's younger brother Meng Yi (Mengyi?) It also made Qin Shi Huang call.

Li Si and Hu Hai have a good relationship with Zhao Gao, and if they take a footcloth from Qin Shi Huang's account, these two people should be invisible. But that Meng Yi is different, according to Zhao Gao's Miza records, that Meng Yi is extremely bad with himself, it is estimated that no matter what he steals from Qin Shi Huang, this Meng Yi will charge himself with rebellion.

If you want to steal the footcloth, the saddest level is this Meng Yi, but Zhao Gao, who is a minister, naturally planted a lot of cronies around Qin Shi Huang, and it is not impossible for Meng Yi to break away.

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Qin Shi Huang's pomp and circumstance on his trip is not small, and there are no less than 5,000 people accompanying him......

After the whole guard of honor set off from Xianyang, in line with the principle of first south and then north, left west, right east, they went directly to the south, and the first stop of the trip was called Yunmeng, which was not close to Xianyang. Originally, where Qin Shi Huang went had little to do with Zhou Tian, as long as Zhou Tian got the footcloth, but Zhou Tian inquired from the eyeliner that Qin Shi Huang actually planned to take a bath and change clothes when he arrived in Yunmeng, and according to the speed of the honor guard, it would take at least a month and a half to reach Yunmeng, that is, if Zhou Tian wanted to wait for Qin Shi Huang to change the footcloth himself, he would have to wait until a month and a half later.

Zhou Tian didn't have the time to wait, so if he wanted to get Qin Shi Huang's footcloth, he had to do it himself, Zhao Gao, as Qin Shi Huang's most favored eunuch, naturally had a lot of opportunities to contact Qin Shi Huang, but these people deliberately avoided Qin Shi Huang, so they didn't often meet Qin Shi Huang.

I was afraid to see Qin Shi Huang before, but now the situation is different, although I am also afraid now, but I have to do something to Qin Shi Huang.

There are two reasons why Qin Shi Huang doesn't like to take a bath and change clothes, one is that Qin Shi Huang's government affairs are too busy, no matter what he does, he must do everything, so this free time is naturally not much, and he has to solve necessary physiological problems such as eating, drinking, lazing and sleeping in his free time, (time is even less enough in the case of constipation) Therefore, the first reason why Qin Shi Huang does not like to take a bath can be attributed to the lack of time. The second reason is that Qin Shi Huang's health is extremely poor, and he basically belongs to the type of cold when he gets wet, so under normal circumstances, Qin Shi Huang does not take the initiative to take a bath. And the so-called footcloth of the Qin Dynasty is actually basically similar to the current pants, so if you don't take a bath, Qin Shi Huang doesn't like to change pants very much, of course, if there is a bit of a miracle on the pants, it will be different. For example, diarrhea......

Zhou Tian originally wanted to get a rotten watermelon for Qin Shi Huang to eat, but after inquiring for a long time, Zhou Tian found that the watermelon didn't seem to have come from the Western Regions during the Qin Dynasty.

In addition to watermelon, there are two things that are known as the elixir of diarrhea, one is a Taiwanese rotten banana (this can be ignored), and the other is croton.

However, these two things, Zhou Tian estimated that he couldn't get them, for the sake of today, there is only one way to want Qin Shi Huang to have diarrhea - let the cook fry the dishes raw, in this case, with Qin Shi Huang's small glass physique, it is also a common thing to have diarrhea, and if you do this, you are not afraid of others finding out.

There is not much time, so I have been walking around the kitchen truck for the past two Sundays, and if you want to do it, in addition to finding out the situation of the kitchen car, you must also grasp the timing.

On a stormy morning, Zhou Tian sneaked into the kitchen car, at this time, there was no one in the kitchen car, so at this time, he was naturally not afraid of others finding out. Zhou Tian's plan is very simple, as long as the cooking wood is wet, the cooked rice is estimated to not be too cooked, so although this plan seems to be difficult and dangerous, it takes great wisdom to complete, but in fact, a soak in urine can solve the problem. And it's raining a lot today, so if the firewood gets wet, it won't be too noticeable.

After wetting the firewood, the rest of the matter is to wait, judging from Qin Shi Huang's physique, after eating an undercooked meal, it is estimated that there should be a reaction in the afternoon.

Sure enough, the bumps on the carriage, coupled with the meal at noon, finally made Qin Shi Huang, who was already very weak, unable to hold on, and in a slightly bigger bump, there was a crackling sound in Qin Shi Huang's carriage, and then Qin Shi Huang's painful moans were heard.

After hearing Qin Shi Huang's moaning, Zhao Gao, as Qin Shi Huang's most favored chamberlain, resolutely rushed into Qin Shi Huang's carriage.

Zhou Tian, who had already prepared, naturally put on his nasal congestion a long time ago, so after rushing into the carriage, in the face of the billowing stench emitted by Qin Shi Huang's body, his face still did not change, and he looked loyal.

However, Zhou Tian was disappointed that Qin Shi Huang's carriage actually had something similar to a spittoon, and the spittoon was still very close to Qin Shi Huang, so Zhou Tian's plan failed, and the of the Son of Heaven did not fall on the footcloth, so it is unlikely that Qin Shihuang would change his surname for the footcloth.

But Zhou Tian was not discouraged, hum, sample, just your body, you can only pull your stomach once, I can't do it Every time you take off your pants, you are so timely, my brother has spent it today.

After exiting the carriage, Zhou Tian put on a posture of waiting for the rabbit, even if you don't pull it today, you can guarantee that you won't pull it in the future, let's talk about Fang Chang.

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I'm sorry guys, this chapter is a bit disgusting, and we have strong criticism of Zhou Tian's.

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Cut it again, ask for a collection.