Chapter 66 clichés
Children are always easy to get along with, even if they don't know each other and have never met two children, it doesn't take long to get along with each other.
No, a group of adults went into the house to drink tea, smoke and chat without even saying a kind word of help, leaving Wang Yong and Ye Tianlong, who was still wrapped in a cotton coat and looked at a loss.
Looking at the little boy in the city in front of him with red lips and white teeth, white skin and a little girl-like cowardly gaze, Wang Yong sighed, shook his head, and turned around to go into the West House to scoop rice.
When Wang Yong came out, he happened to see Ye Tianlong about to throw the big cotton coat on the ground. But when he saw Wang Yong coming out, he was so frightened that he hurriedly wrapped himself up again, ignoring the beads of sweat that fell to the ground on his forehead.
"Take it off! You're not too hot! ”
"Hot!" The voice like a mosquito responded to Wang Yong's words, and then took off his military coat as if he was relieved, but he didn't know where to put it, and he stared at Wang Yong in a daze when he held it in his hand and didn't know what to do.
"Whose coat is this?"
Wang Yong's reply was to shake his head non-stop.
"Who gave it to you?"
Ye Tianlong thought for a while before replying, "Uncle Liu! ”
"Okay, throw it on the ground, it's okay, he's used to being a wanderer (langhang local dialect, just don't pay attention to hygiene, don't like cleanliness), just throw it on the ground!"
Hearing Wang Yong say this, Ye Tianlong's eyes narrowed, and a wicked smile appeared on his face. made Wang Yong's original initial impression of him have changed a lot.
Sure enough, the old saying is true! This wilted, wilted, that's what I'm talking about! Take a look, it's going to be free! He threw his coat on the ground, and stepped on it a few times with his dirty shoes that had just been trekking on the mud for a long time.
Wang Yong happily gave him a thumbs up, which made the little guy even more excited. It's just that when he heard a burst of eager footsteps from the East House, this kid instantly turned into a good baby, like a frightened little rabbit, and suddenly hid behind Wang Yong.
The curtain of the door was lifted, revealing Liu Biao's bearded and slightly puffy donkey face due to lack of sleep. As soon as he appeared, he glared at Wang Yong viciously, and then saw the coat covered with shoe prints on the ground, sighed, didn't say anything, picked it up and went back to the house.
"Yay!"
Looking at Xiao Zhengtai, who shouted in a low voice to celebrate the victory, and raised the V word at himself, Wang Yong was speechless. Is this Nima the face and back of the legend?
However, the water in his latest pressure cooker was already boiling, and the rice in his hand had to be washed quickly, so he didn't have time to celebrate the victory with his new friend.
Wash the rice, remove from the pot, stir, cover and turn off the heat. After this series of movements was skillfully completed, Wang Yong was just about to turn around when he felt Ye Tianlong following behind him.
With a flash of light in his mind, Wang Yong had a new idea. turned around and secretly beckoned to Ye Tianlong, and this kid tiptoed over without hesitation.
"What's the matter?"
Seeing his appearance of being a thief, Wang Yong was angry.
"What are you doing, what are you doing, how can you sneak into the village like a devil, you are a little Japan?"
Maybe it was the familiar Beijing dialect or he was angered by the three words "little Japanese", Ye Tianlong was like the big rooster in the courtyard who was angry, his face was fierce, and his voice was raised a little.
"Look, look, isn't it Little Japan, why are you doing this? Why are you angry? Empty heart, right? Let me tell you, we have now normalized relations with Japan! What does it mean to know normalization? Can you understand Chinese? ”
When Wang Yong was about to explain to Ye Tianlong what it meant to normalize the relationship, Ye Tianlong, who was always submissive, seemed to know that he couldn't take advantage of his mouth, so he planned to change his strategy.
"Stop! Time stops! I'm Kesai! ”
Ye Tianlong is stupid! Stunned, he clenched his little fists and stared at the new brother in front of him who seemed to be very capable, could cook, and didn't have to worry about being beaten, and put on a thunderous pose, and didn't know what to do for a while.
"Time runs!"
Ye Tianlong moved very cooperatively, tilting his head and staring at Wang Yong for a while, his face full of distress. There's no way, Sao Nian will always encounter all kinds of troubles! Don't too much, okay!
"What's wrong?"
"My mom won't let me watch TV, and I haven't even watched half of the Dinosaur Express!" Listening to Ye Tianlong's words full of melancholy and unwillingness, as well as a trace of grievances that he didn't dare to speak to others, Wang Yong smiled.
"What are you laughing at? Still laughing? I'll hit you! After speaking, Ye Tianlong waved his small fist with fine skin and tender flesh to give himself momentum and cheer up.
Wang Yongqiang couldn't help himself from laughing, but in the end, he couldn't help it. Why are you a party? It's just because you can't see a cartoon and you're distressed like this?
However, seeing that the kid on the other side looked angry and about to go crazy, Wang Yong felt that he should not continue to fight and laugh at him.
"Okay, okay, you come to my house during the summer vacation, and at that time our county TV station will also be established. I asked them to play this cartoon three times a day, in the morning, noon and evening! ”
"What you said is true?"
"Of course, my words generally count!"
Sure enough, another teenager who was deceived by Wang Yong ignored the subtext in this sentence. Ye Tianlong's troubles instantly ran to the back of his mind, and he discussed the plot with Wang Yong with great interest.
"By the way, what do you do at home?"
Wang Yong suddenly came to such a sentence, Ye Tianlong has not yet turned out of the plot of "Dinosaur Express - Kesai", and subconsciously explained his details.
"My grandfather is Ye Moumou, and my father is ......"
In the future, Wang Yong still cares about it? Now that you know who your grandfather is, who cares who your father is? These three generations of detachment!
Only then did Wang Yong understand why his Uncle Qin had that expression when he first saw Ye Weiguo. You are a good brand of three generations, what do you want to do, why do you have to take root in agriculture? Is Nima engaged in breeding and breeding?
Old man Ye can be said to be the first person in the history of our country in terms of the wisdom of dealing with people and political struggles! There is no one before and no one after us!
Why is that? Listen to me slowly. Forget it, let's go and ask Du Niang by yourself, the house in the province has been harmonized.
In short, the three great men who appeared in China in modern history, Sun, Mao, Deng, Ye Lao and these three have stories that have to be said, which is really doubtful, is your old man crossing over?
Now, although Ye Lao has passed away a long time ago, the various resources he left behind are absolutely guaranteed that as long as the descendants of the family do not commit treason, they can almost do whatever they want in the country unhindered.
But in this case, there was such a strange thing as Ye Weiguo!
Knowing the origin of Director Ye, the third generation, Wang Yong was also relieved. As the bulls say, most of people's fears come from the unknown. Knowing his origins, at least Wang Yong no longer has to worry about the reason why he is so enthusiastic about helping his father develop a cattle farm.
What do people lack? Nothing is missing! With other people's life experience, if you want to do anything without squeaking, a glance passes, I am afraid that there will be countless people who take the initiative to help him do it perfectly.
He is a broken farmer, even if he has a few dollars, it is still small money in the eyes of others, and it is drizzle-level, and it can't be put in the eyes of others at all.
Probably it's still fate, otherwise it can't explain the friendship between him and his father. Listening to the two chatting unscrupulously in the house, slapping the table and scolding his mother, Wang Yong laughed unconsciously.
With such a big backer standing behind him, Dad at least won't worry about being bullied in the future! The name of the old Ye family is definitely very good!
Jiang Taigong is in power, and the gods are retreating!
"What's that? It smells so good! ”
Ye Tianlong sniffed, looking for the source of the fragrance everywhere, and soon found that the iron pot sitting on the stove was the source of the fragrance, and he rushed over with one arrow step.
Seeing that this kid was about to reach out and remove the lid of the pot unceremoniously, Wang Yong hurriedly stopped him.
"Stop! Time stops! ”
Looking at Ye Tianlong, who was caught in the plot and started to perform motionlessly, Wang Yong reached out and pulled him aside, who had become a lot bolder, and then he breathed a deep sigh of relief. Then, a sudden slap slapped him on the back of the head, making Ye Tianlong bitter and couldn't help but look at the pot.
"Foodie! Don't look at it! It's not ripe yet! It's full of steam, and when you lift the lid, you can burn off a layer of skin on your hands, believe it or not? ”
Wang Yong seriously scared Ye Tianlong, the little bully of the capital who had no common sense of life, and saw him shrink his neck and quickly take two steps back, Wang Yong couldn't help but laugh again.
"Honestly waiting on the side, waiting for you to eat when it is cooked, what are you in a hurry?"
"What's in there? Why is it so fragrant? Are you stewing meat? I love meat the most, but my mother insisted that I eat more vegetables, saying that I would grow up by eating more vegetables, and she thought I was a three-year-old child. How nutritious is meat? If you want to grow up, you should eat more meat! ”
"Then you're going to tell your mom that!"
"You think I'm stupid! It's strange to reason with her, it makes sense! If you can't say it, just ask my dad to clean me up, every time. ”
"And why were you cleaned up this time?"
"It's not because ...... No, I just missed my uncle and came to see him. ”
Looking at the hard-mouthed Ye Tianlong, Wang Yong did not expose him. Although this kid is young, his self-esteem is still quite strong. Don't hit him at this time, the first time we meet, we always save some face for others, right?
"I'll tell you, this is a big dish that I invented myself! This time I did it specifically to entertain your uncle and you. Wang Yong continued to flicker.
"Big dish?" Ye Tianlong glanced at the fragrant iron pot again, and made up for the big dishes he had seen and eaten in his mind, and his saliva immediately began to flow out.
"Huh? Hey, don't be so useless, quickly wipe your saliva. ”
Ye Tianlong had just raised his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth, when he suddenly came to his senses.
"Where? You lied to me! ”
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, hurry up and tell me what you like to eat, I'll cook myself today, there are not many opportunities, there will be no such shop in this village after that, you know?"
"Braised pork, sweet and sour fish, stewed pork ribs, braised prawns, braised beef, hamburger, fries, grilled wings, kebabs, pork cutlets, large crab, mapo tofu, fried steak, bird's nest, sea cucumber, abalone, ......"
"Time stops!"
The repeated gestures had no effect at all, and he was forced to have no choice, so Wang Yong had to sacrifice his ultimate move again.
This sea cucumber, bird's nest, and abalone have all come out, and I don't know what strange things I haven't heard of.
When I'm done, I'm uploading a chapter ready to open a new chapter. Regarding the problem that everyone said that the update is too slow, the house is also very helpless, after all, it is not a full-time code word, and I can't help myself!
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