Chapter 18, the worst Chinese team in history
The feeling when you enter a football game is much better than when you enter a fighting game.
Fighting games, especially for the military. After entering the game, the competition platform showed a gloomy metallic tone, and just looking at it, you could feel the oppression and dullness of the atmosphere, as well as the tyranny and blood surname hidden deep in the bones.
Soccer games are different, when you enter the game, you will find yourself in the middle of a huge stadium, the stadium is densely packed with spectators, if you turn on the cheers, you can hear the crowd shouting and roaring. This immersive feeling instantly mobilized Chen Xu's enthusiasm!
Passion, blood! A man's sport! The World's No. 1 Sport!
As with the PC version of Pro Evolution Soccer, if the player does not perform any work after entering the game, the game will automatically switch to the demo screen.
Chen Xu was stunned and kept standing in the middle of the court, but soon, he found that he didn't know when he put on a black referee uniform, walked at the forefront with the ball, and followed by two teams.
The names of the two teams were quickly played on the big screen - the best team of the 20th century vs the best team of the 21st century!
Among the best teams of the 21st century, Chen Xu recognized that there was a Ronaldo in the main lineup at a glance, Cristiano #8226; Ronaldo. But in the best team of the 20th century, there are many familiar faces!
A black, crow-like black charcoal head...... Pelรฉ!
A short spinning top, and the long one is quite obscene...... Maradona!
Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Platini......
All of them are the heroes of the year!
Moreover, the hyper-real images in the virtual illusion make these characters almost no different from reality - let's say that now on this stadium, both visual and auditory are almost infinitely close to reality, and even standing in the stadium, you can clearly see the appearance of a spectator in the farthest part of the stands!
This kind of effect is not supported and can be achieved by any hardware at present.
It's no wonder that the traditional PC platform will be overwhelmed by the BC platform in games!
One of the most important aspects of today's games, especially big games, is the quality of the graphics. It's like the current online game market, World of Warcraft monopolizes half of the country in one fell swoop, in addition to Blizzard's excellent game production level and super game surname and balance surname, the strong picture quality also occupies a high score.
But I have to say that compared to games on the BC platform, "World of Warcraft" is completely scum! It can be said that even the graphics level of the best stand-alone games today is far from being comparable to the immersive effect in the virtual fantasy world! Far from it!
If it weren't for the special surname of the BC platform, that is, the brainwave must enter a hypnotic state when communicating with the host, then the PC computer could basically be eliminated.
Chen Xu is now caught up in this ultra-realistic game, and it is really enjoyable to be able to compete with the world's top superstars.
Well, it's fun to be abused.
Imagine that! was first kicked a few times by Uncle Pele, and then Maradora took the ball back and forth like a chicken a few times, and after gnawing a mouthful of grass, he didn't even touch the edge of the ball; Then he was played by Cruyff with four or two jacks of hanging shots, and every time he watched the ball roll into the goal line when it was only a centimeter away from his fingers......
Then there's David Beckham's Full Moon Scimitar free-kick, Robert #8226; Carlos's S-shaped arc volleyed vigorously - in other words, at the moment when Carlos shot, Chen Xu thought that the ball was headed for a corner, but two seconds later, the ball fell into the net behind him......
The grief-stricken Chen Xu had to guess very maliciously, in fact, Carlos's footwork is similar to that of the Chinese men's national football team, but people are quite self-aware, and every shot is aimed at the corner kick point, and then the ball can fly into the gate. And the pigs of the national team don't even know themselves, every time they have to shoot at the goal, and then the ball will finally fly to the corner......
Chen Xu finally discovered that a top superstar is a top superstar! Playing with these king-level people, especially playing the most pathetic, goalkeeper role...... He wants to die!
The FIFA game on the BC platform is very playable, not to mention the fact that there are many tricks.
There is training specifically for newcomers, there are teams to conduct competitions, and you can also play the "Green Legend" mode, where a newcomer works slowly to mix up to the senior level, or even a wealthy club, and win the honor of major competitions.
The playability and fun of this game are far higher than the current game mode, not to mention that there is a virtual fantasy system that is ahead of the times, which allows people to have a real experience.
What could be more rewarding for a loyal football game player than to explore the game?
Chen Xu quickly chose a friendly match, and found that the team selection here is much stronger than the current game, in addition to the major clubs and national teams, there are many classic teams - such as the Dutch national team composed of the Dutch Three Musketeers in 88, Brazil in 2002, Manchester United in the Treble in 99, etc......
In addition, there are teams with the best reputation and teams with the worst reputation, and among the teams with the worst reputation, Chen Xu found that the first place was actually the Chinese national team in 2008!
Very good and powerful!
This group of pigs was still this virtue until 08? And it seems that the more mixed it up, the more regressive!
Chen Xu shamelessly wanted to choose the team he used as the 20th century world all-star team, and the opponent as the 08 Chinese men's national football team, and chose the realism of the game as - exaggerated.
According to Min's explanation, if the realism is exaggerated, there will be some very strange and funny things in the game - this situation is basically an exaggeration of what can happen in the real game, so as to achieve an effect similar to bad taste, because many players like this bad fun very much.
But the problem is that when Chen Xu entered the game, he was very depressed to find out how he became the Chinese national team?!
At this time, first of all, I want to make it clear that Chen Xu is definitely not a person who admires foreigners, as if one of his criteria for finding a girlfriend is: I can take you abroad to travel abroad in the future and see the scenery of various countries, but you must think that your country is the best, and the moon is not round in the United States.
But meet Chinese football...... It's a very delicate thing.
Chen Xu wears goalkeeper gloves as the goalkeeper of the Chinese national team, but at this time, what he thinks about most is how to end this game quickly!
Oh my God, the scumbag Chinese men's football team in the world is facing the strongest star lineup of the 20th century...... It feels like a three-year-old child facing a big man, and this big man also has a green dragon glaive knife in his hand!
Isn't this looking for your own death!
Soon, Chen Xu verified the idea in his heart. Because in just five minutes, the Chinese team on his side was poured into three goals, one of which was an own goal...... Of course, the responsibility of Chen Xu, the goalkeeper, is naturally indispensable, and it can even be said that his responsibility is the greatest! But Chen Xu still thinks wishfully that this team is too scummy, and it is really the most scummy team in the world!
Chen Xu felt that he couldn't go on like this, and if he played two more games like this, I was afraid that he would have a psychological shadow on football.
But at this time, the fans in the stands began to exert their power, they let out overwhelming boos, and collectively shouted slogans, and after listening to this slogan, Chen Xu almost hit his head on the goalpost......
Because the fans were shouting in very neat Chinese: "Xie Yalong is out of class!" โ
When the fans shouted the first "Xie Yalong is out of class", Chen Xu couldn't help but tremble, and at this time, Uncle Pele shot at the goal, and the ball rolled into the net very easily. Well, 0:4.
Chen Xu felt that if this was a real game, Uncle Bailey would probably say in an interview after the game: "The Chinese fans are so enthusiastic, I believe that their enthusiasm for the game has transcended national borders!" And I also learned how to use the Chinese dialect to say 'Come on Bailey'. โ
When the reporter asked him to say aside, Uncle Bailey smiled slightly, showed a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and said a syllable: "xieyalongxiake!" โ
Who Xie Yalong is Chen Xu still knows, the chairman of the Chinese Football Association! I didn't expect him to mix so badly? And it's all made into FIFA 80 years later?!
But for this point, Chen Xu is a little misunderstood. After all, a large company like EA, although it has developed a spoof plot in the game, does not dare to make fun of the chairman of the Chinese Football Association. The real result of this is the powerful players, who have developed many patches and mods to add to the game, and Chen Xu's grandson has also stuffed these mods into the computer by the way. So the scene just now happened......
However, 80 years later, there are still fans who hate Xie Yalong so much, and it seems that the Chinese football head who invented the "fork psoas muscle" in the future has a really bad impression in the hearts of fans!
Ten minutes into the game, the score had become 0:9, and there was still one goal to double digits. The reason for such a big score is that Chen Xu, the goalkeeper, is no different from the third goalpost, as long as the opponent shoots, he can score, and the level of this national team is really very different, facing opponents whose strength is much higher than their own, they can't even pass the ball and will fall at the opponent's feet.
At this time, the fans on the sidelines were no longer limited to scolding, they angrily threw tomatoes, cabbage, and messy things from the stands. Chen Xu finally understood that this was the so-called "exaggerated effect"!
These things are overwhelming, and it really hurts to hit his body, so Chen Xu couldn't help screaming, and he didn't even want the goal to avoid the tomatoes and cabbage flying down from the sky...... How he wished he had an umbrella?!
Just when Chen Xu was constantly fighting against tomatoes and Chinese cabbage in the virtual fantasy world, in the real world, he behaved as if he was having a nightmare and was having convulsions, shaking and shaking vigorously in bed!
"The third! Are you okay?! Third?! Chen Xu's performance frightened several people in the dormitory, and Wu Yuan, who was closest to him, ran over and patted Chen Xu's face, thinking that he was having a nightmare and was going to wake him up. But the problem is that Chen Xu is now struggling in the virtual illusion, this feeling of being hypnotized is like a nightmare, and after being slapped on the face a few times, the neural reflex in the brain becomes a few smashes on the face by tomatoes and cabbage.
So Chen Xu waved his hand in a panic to block, and this performance was not only in the illusion, but also waved his claws in reality, and Wu Yuan happened to stick his face up at this time to see if Chen Xu was okay, so he "snapped" twice, Wu Yuan was unfortunately hit by Chen Xu's Wang Bachao punch, and his glasses were knocked off.
"Holy!" Wu Yuan picked up his glasses and shouted, "Old Dong! Little Shore! Come and help! The third child is crazy! โ
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