Chapter 58: I Am Not Human
All along, we have never avoided anything from Xiaolu, but we haven't said anything to her, she just follows us like a silly girl, and lets her sing and sing, it's not that we want to hide anything, she doesn't ask, and we can't say anything, and Wushuang probably has the same concerns as me, which is difficult to say.
Xiaohui took her hand and said complicatedly: "Xiaolu, I'm sorry, I've been hiding a lot of things from you." ”
Little Green stole his eyes and whispered, "I know, but I don't care." ”
Wang Shuisheng asked Alex, "Grandma, where are you from?" ”
Alex stroked his long hair and said, "I've seen Dracula and fought with him. ”
"Huh?" We were all taken aback and asked at the same time, "What happened later?" ”
Alex said lazily: "Fighting, I have never been his opponent, but after his body is occupied by your Yuan Demon, he probably can't use it at will, and he can't beat me a little." ”
"Oh?" Our hearts moved again, and we heard that the Yuan Demon had suffered the loss of foreign vampires, and although they were hostile to each other, they didn't know whether they were happy or worried.
"But—" Alex said in a flurry of twists and turns, "I found that his own strength is also very strong, his speed is extremely fast, just like He Anyi, I was not slow, but when I punched him, he had already circled behind me, as if he was not in the same time layer as me." ”
Xiaohui and I glanced at each other and understood that the Yuan Demon finally had the demonic power attached to us, and we said together: "What happened later?" ”
Alex said: "When I was about to die, he suddenly had a strange appearance, as if he was frightened by something, and became timid and slow, and I slapped him a few times but did not respond." ”
Xiaohui said: "You were near the palace at the time? ”
Alex said, "yes, I also found out later that it was because of the little green singing, and I was wondering when Dracula suddenly spoke to me. ”
I wondered, "Dracula? ”
Alex said: "Yes, Dracula, one of our three elders, I have known him for thousands of years, his tone and expression when he speaks is absolutely not wrong, he asked me to find a way to help him, and told me that this guy is very afraid of Midori's singing voice in his body now." ”
I was surprised, "So, Dracula is awake too?" ”
Alex said: "Yes, as long as you hear Xiao Lu's singing, the Yuan Demon will be very weak, Dracula has already reached the age of recovery, and took this opportunity to wake up." ”
We were all surprised, but at the same time a little excited, Xiaohui said, "What did he tell you?" ”
Alex said: "He said that the Yuan Demon is also going back to China to find a few more helpers. ”
Ah Po said: "How does he know, has this brother talked about it?" ”
Xiaohui suddenly said in horror: "The Yuan Demon and Dracula occupy the same body, so the thinking of the two people is also the same!" ”
Alex said: "Probably so, at that time, the Yuan Demon was in a hurry to escape, and Dracula had just woken up and couldn't match him, so he was dragged away, so I thought about finding Xiao Midori and taking her to China to deal with the Yuan Demon." ”
Wushuang said coldly: "Then why did you stop again?" He defended Midori to the death, and it seemed that Alex didn't want to get any closer to her again.
Alex giggled, "I was so hungry that I couldn't fly, and Little Green Sister didn't let me kill, so I had to eat a few snacks first." ”
Midori pushed a box of tarts in front of her and said, "You'd better be vegetarian in the future, how pitiful the pigeons are." ”
Alex smiled: "My sister can't eat vegetarian, she only drinks blood." ”
At this time, we had time to look at her, only to see that she was still wearing Wang Shuisheng's clothes on her upper body, but she was wearing a loose cloth skirt that only old ladies wear.
Alex stretched and said, "How did you keep up with me?" ”
I pointed to the car at the door.
Alex lamented, "Humans are getting smarter and smarter, and they can make all kinds of messy things, and the last time I was awake, they didn't have enough to eat and wear. ”
Ah Po said: "Yes, the warmth is basically by shaking, the transmission is basically by roaring, and the surname life is basically by hand......"
Alex was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "You're talking so interestingly. ”
I said hesitantly: "Where is this, you go to China, this kind of talk is everywhere, especially in 2009, there are a lot of witty words, and when I have time, I will tell you the story of the lonely brother and the cup." ”
After a busy night, we will be really hungry, since the clerks have been knocked down, everyone will honestly and unceremoniously take out all kinds of food from the counter, Ah Po took a chicken leg in his mouth, took himself a glass of Coke, and asked Alex, "You really don't need anything?" Isn't lemon black tea okay too? ”
Alex watched us eat, buried his head in the table and lamented, "Sister's cup." ”
Midori took an egg tart and said cautiously, "Try it, it's delicious." ”
Alex smiled and shook his head, and Azer pointed to Wang Shuisheng, whose mouth was stuffed with a burger, and said, "Can you eat other food?" ”
Wang Shuisheng said with shame: "It's been many years, but I don't eat garlic." ”
"What's wrong with your nose?"
Wang Shuisheng wiped the blood on his nose, glanced at Wushuang and said, "I was bitten by a dog." ”
Wushuang was speechless, he also knew that Wang Shuisheng was innocent, but in a hurry, he couldn't help but be angry with him, and smiled apologetically.
Alex said: "By the way, where is the China that Dracula said?" It seems to be far away, but I learned from something called a TV that the earth was originally round from a thing called a TV during the day, and if it was true, I would fly with Midori all the time, and it would arrive sooner or later, right? I was speechless, daring her to think about circumnavigating the earth.
Wushuang said angrily: "You don't want to take her away again!" ”
Xiao Lu said timidly: "I don't want to fly anymore, it's too cold in the sky." We all laughed.
Ah Po pointed to his nose and said, "We are Chinese." ”
"Oh?" Alex was interested, "Far away?" ”
"How do you say that?" I said, "I am afraid that it will take at least ten days and a half months to fly like this, and it will be easily shot down by anti-aircraft guns. ”
Alex slammed his fist on the table and said, "Is there still a royal law?" ”
Xiaohui stirred the coffee and said slowly, "Actually, you can take a plane." ”
"Airplanes?"
"A flying machine invented by man."
Alex said in frustration: "So humans can fly too?" ”
"And it flies very high and fast, but the accident rate is a little higher, about one in hundreds of thousands."
Alex said palely: "That's much lower than us, we are three percent, especially when the sky changes, there are countless sunburners." ”
Xiaohui said: "So I suggest you take a plane." ”
"But, as a vampire elder, how can I fly on human things?"
I laughed and said, "Wings don't necessarily mean you have to fly on your own, don't we drive the same car with long legs?" ”
Alex sighed and said, "It seems that you know humans better than me, so let's go to China with me to deal with the Yuan Demon!" ”
I rubbed my hands together and said, "It's too hasty, we've just finished our work, and we haven't enjoyed it yet." ”
Wushuang said coldly: "Besides, what good do we have, you are now asking us to help you deal with our boss." ”
Alex said, "Are you willing to be subject to him forever?" As long as you are willing to help, and Draculari should cooperate with him, you can completely eliminate him, and then you will never have to worry about it. ”
Ah Po said: "Boss, it seems to be very tempting." ”
I nodded thoughtfully, the contradiction between us and the Yuan Demon, in the final analysis, is actually that we don't want to be coerced by him, and we don't want to rule the world not because of how high our spiritual realm is, but whether this thing must be done or not. The Yuan Demon can last forever, which means that if he doesn't get rid of us, we will always be restrained, this feeling is worse than sitting in prison for ten or twenty years, if we still have the demon surname on us, it is free and unrestrained, just twenty years of life in the rivers and lakes has made us unable to stand the suppression of any power, and now, the opportunity has come.
I asked Alex, "When do you want to go?" ”
"Of course, the sooner the better, we'll go find the plane now!"
I laughed and said, "It's urgent, it needs time." ”
"Tomorrow, then."
I frowned and said, "Too rushed, right?" ”
Alex said, "Do you know what accidents will happen if it drags on for a long time? ”
Wang Shuisheng said: "Also, what helper is the Yuan Demon going to find?" Are there any monsters in China that are stronger than yours? ”
I stared and said, "Except for those brothers, I really don't know." ”
Xiaohui said: "Maybe Liu Lao Liu can tell us." ”
I nodded, "That's it." ”
A thief said awkwardly: "You are reluctant to leaves, I saw that the two of you were chatting hotly just now." ”
Wang Shuisheng shook his head and said, "It's a pity, if you want to stay, maybe you can really collect the beauties together." ”
Alex was probably hungry again, and when he saw Xiaohui dipping in tomato sauce and eating French fries, he dug a little with his finger and said, "Is this aged plasma?" As he spoke, he licked it, and immediately whispered, "It's hard to eat, like the snot of a dead cow!" ”
Xiaohui also put aside the fries and stopped eating......
Alex slapped the table and said, "I can't live, I came in just now and asked for a glass of blood, and they actually told me no!" It seems that Dracula is right, he should have turned all humans into vampires and left us to rule! ”
I laughed, "Dracula's pursuit is similar to that of the Yuan Demon. ”
Ah Po said: "I see something in a movie that doesn't say that Dracula is a duck?" He also has a nanny with a disability in his arm......"
Xiaohui rolled her eyes and said, "You said it was "The Adventures of the Strange Duck". ”
At this time, Wushuang suddenly said: "Don't you think that the most important thing to deal with the Yuan Demon is to have someone agree?" ”
Let's look at Xiao Lu together, and Xiao Lu also looks at us, a pair of black eyes sparkling...... Alex was busy knocking bricks and nails: "She must be willing, my sister should help if my sister is in trouble." ”
Wushuang said coldly: "Don't fool her anymore, she's not that old." ”
Alex giggled, "Looks like I've offended this handsome lad badly." ”
Wushuang snorted and said, "Don't call me nonsense, I'm actually a thousand years older than you!" ”
Wushuang turned to Xiao Ludao: "Today I will tell you everything, and then you will decide whether to leave us or not." ”
Little Green wrapped his arm around the table, picked up the Coke, took a sip, and said, "You say." ”
Wushuang stabilized his emotions, and finally said solemnly: "Actually...... I'm not human. ”
Seeing a handsome guy say this to the little girl, we collectively forgot our identities and subconsciously shouted: "Are you a beast to her?" ”
Wushuang said frantically: "No! ”
Together, we said, "Oh, the beast is not as good! ”
Wushuang faced Xiao Lu and said seriously: "Whether you believe it or not: I am a monster, I have never dared to ask you, because I am afraid that after you know the truth, you will be afraid of me, dislike me, and in the end you will hate me, the first time I listened to your song, I fell in love with your voice, that day in the aisle, I fell in love with you completely, even as a human being I am ashamed of you, as a demon is not worthy of you, every time you sing, I will feel inferior......"
"Woo-la-" Midori sucked up the Coke, she put down her glass and said, "Then I won't sing anymore." As he spoke, a pair of black eyes looked at Wushuang cautiously.
Wushuang was stunned for a moment, and when he understood the meaning of this sentence, he hugged Xiao Lu in his arms, Xiao Lu was as happy as a flower at the moment, and choked up: "I don't care what you are, I just like you!" ”
Ah Po whispered to me, "Little Green, this is a fetish, right?" ”
Alex sighed with emotion and admiration: "My sister is really not scared of anything!" ”
In the next second, the two kissed fiercely, Wushuang held Xiao Lu's head, his lips overlapped, Xiao Lu snorted softly and closed his eyes.
"Ouch!" We were taken aback together, and hurriedly cleared the field and ran out, lined up with our backs to the door, and no one dared to turn back.
Alex patted his chest and smiled: "Young people nowadays, it really makes people blush and heartbeat." ”
Ah Po was ambiguously beaten by Xiaohui, Xiaohui's face was crimson, but this time she didn't speak ill of her...... Wang Shuisheng sat on the steps, raised his head and said, "Grandma, can our blood clan also intermarry with humans?" ”
Alex said with a blank face: "! At the beginning, the three vampire elders were just one woman, who do you think is like your grandfather? She kicked Wang Shuisheng hard and scolded, "You are your grandmother, am I a good man?" ”
We all sweated a ......
Wang Shuisheng touched his face and said, "My grandfather must be very handsome, right?" ”
Alex said, "More handsome than you!" You have a nose like him, and everything else is a failure! ”
Wang Shuisheng touched his nose that was broken by Wushuang and said sadly: "The descendants are not good-did you marry him after biting him?" ”
"I didn't bite him."
"Huh?" We were all taken by surprise.
Alex said with tenderness on his face: "I have never let him know my identity, I left him after I became pregnant with your unsuccessful David ancestor, I don't know if my father or grandfather, and I never went back." ”
Wang Shuisheng said: "Then my grandfather is not miserable? ”
Alex smiled bitterly and said, "I don't know what will happen if I tell him the truth, and I don't dare to think about it, most likely he will hate me, so I envy Wushuang." ”
Wang Shuisheng sneered: "Is this okay?" Then I'll ...... in the future."
Alex heard his words, and suddenly said in a fierce voice: "Listen, if you want to intermarry with a human, you must first let her accept your identity, remember?" ”
Wang Shuisheng said: "Why? ”
Alex said: "Because I am a woman and you are a man, you are different from me, if the other party does not know your identity and is pregnant with your child, you will be ruined!" ”
Wang Shuisheng shuddered: "How can this be?" ”
Alex laughed and said, "If you just want to solve the physical problem, you can bite them first and then have sex with them, but then they and their children can only be regarded as your food, they can't inherit my purest bloodline, and they will die if they have a slight accident." ”
Wang Shuisheng lamented: "His grandmother's, it is more difficult for us vampires to get married than without a car or a house!" ”
(To be continued)