"Haha! I'm laughing at me! You don't know, at that time, that guy's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, if a moon was pasted on his forehead, the living Bao Gong was alive! ”

Early in the morning, as soon as Xu Fan entered the classroom, he saw a circle of people gathered in the classroom, and there was an obscene voice in the circle saying something loudly! And the surrounding crowd couldn't stop letting out bursts of exclamations.

When I walked in, I found that Qin Qiang was spitting and telling the students who didn't go to the scene to watch the game about the situation at that time.

"No wonder I didn't see this guy when I got up in the morning, it turned out that the book was told in advance." Xu Fan was relieved.

"I'll tell you! When the vendor told the guy to take off his pants, the whole audience fell out, and the screams, the laughter, and the cheers almost collapsed the stadium! The atmosphere was really exciting, and I couldn't catch up with ordinary concerts. The more this guy talked, the more energetic he became, and he couldn't help but dance when he talked about the highlights.

"And ah, this kid is red, really red! Now on the website of Mandarin School, there are close-ups of him on the post bar! I guess the whole school knows about him now, and his popularity in our school must surpass Sister Feng! Ha ha! It's as red as his panties! ”

"Actually, when the peddler asks for it, if he takes off his pants and pulls them up again, it's fine. But this kid just grinded and chirped, and after grinding for a long time, he took off his pants when he saw that he couldn't talk about it, but, you know? This gives a lot of animals time to react, they have already prepared their mobile phones, just waiting for this kid to show his fart, and when he takes it off, guess what? ”

"Good fellow, the shutter is all over the room! That scene is like a celebrity being caught and raped in bed by the media! Ha ha! If you look back at the school website, you can probably enjoy his style again! Ha ha! ”

"And yes! You didn't see that guy's face at that time! It's so exciting! That kind of shame and indignation, that kind of shyness, that kind of ...... Oops, I'm rubbing! Completely exploded all kinds of actors! ”

"Haha! Really! Crack someone up! Go back and go online! Suddenly, the classroom burst into laughter.

"I'll go! There is such a powerful picture! Regret it! How did I just sleep! Damn! "There are even more people who beat their chests and regret it.

"Xiaoqiang, this guy, his mouth is really poisonous!" Xu Fan shook his head with a smile and came to his "special seat", who knew that as soon as he sat down, he was surrounded by classmates who were doing good things, and asked him about the details of yesterday's game!

"Hawker! Yours is it! How did you get the last shot? ”

"Uh... This, blind, blind! Xu Fan said with a little embarrassment, in fact, before college, his favorite thing was basketball, almost never leaving the ball all day long, and once he was actually caught by him near the midline for an ultra-long-distance three-point shot, which made him energetic all of a sudden, fantasizing about when he could come to such a hand and make a lore, it would not be bullish to the sky.

So, this guy practiced this kind of shooting for a whole semester, not to mention, this kid really has some talent, and he really let him practice some fame, once kept the shooting rate around 30%, and even got a few lore, and he was in the limelight for a while!

But since I went to college, this thing has been lazy, and he has become a professional otaku. Basketball skills are also abandoned, until yesterday, at the moment of crisis, I remembered that he had a killer weapon, a dead horse as a live horse doctor, I didn't expect Lady Luck to favor him very much, although he stumbled, but finally entered.

"Hawker! How did you come up with such a whole kid? ”

"Hawker! I can't see it, you kid is really so capable. ”

………,

For a while, everyone chattered around Xu Fan, which made him dizzy, and Xu Fan didn't know how to answer, so he had to keep silent, just laughing and coping.

"Ahem!"

Just when Xu Fan's head was big, a huge cough sound came into everyone's ears, the cough sound was heavy and powerful, as if it contained infinite majesty, the originally noisy class immediately quieted down, and the crowd around Xu Fan immediately dispersed, obediently seated, with a correct posture, and the seriousness was like a child who "sat in a row and ate fruits".

After the cough, a figure slowly walked into the classroom, Xu Fan raised his eyes, only to see that the person who came was not tall, but the width was excessive, under the gray hair, a pair of "overflowing" triangular eyes were fascinating, and at this moment she was walking into the classroom with square steps.

Seeing this familiar figure, Xu Fan's heart sank, and he immediately closed his lips, lowered his eyes, looked at his nose, looked at his nose, looked at his heart, and sat upright like a clock.

The only thing that can make Xu Fan and everyone afraid is the legendary "Shitai".

"Mrs. Shi" took square steps, paced onto the podium, put down the textbook in her hand, looked down, coughed again, and everyone sat up straighter.

"Mrs. Shi" didn't speak, nodded with satisfaction, and then scanned the entire class with burning eyes, as if searching for something, until, her gaze touched Xu Fan.

"Xu Fan!" The originally quiet classroom suddenly erupted into a loud shout, which shook people's eardrums.

"Yes!" Xu Fan stood up reflexively, and the majesty of "Shitai" can be seen.

"Where are you in class?" "Mrs. Shi" snorted coldly, and her voice was full of evil spirit.

"I... He knows that if he tells the truth and tells "Mrs. Shi" that he has overslept, his fate will be very miserable, and he will even "can't sleep for a long time".

"Come over to me!" "Mrs. Shi" burst into a shout, "Let me stand at the door and go to class!" ”

"Yes!" Xu Fan agreed in frustration, grabbed the textbook, drooped his head, and stood at the door.

"Humph!" Seeing Xu Fan standing obediently, "Mrs. Shi" snorted, picked up the textbook, and started the class.

In fact, generally speaking, the management of universities is still relatively loose, even if you don't come to class, the teacher will not say anything, at most some vindictive, will deduct some usual marks. And "Mrs. Shi" is one of the alternatives, she has been in the industry for more than 40 years, teaching experience is very rich, management students are very set, before they were in high school as a class teacher, four years ago, she has reached retirement age she still refuses to leave the post, the Education Bureau read her old, so she was transferred to Southern University, so that she is no longer like high school so hard, but I didn't think that this is an idle master, college students as high school students to rectify, and the most direct victim, is the unfortunate Xu Fan class.

Of course, the proud son of the sky, who thought that he would have a good life in college, was not happy to be persecuted, and they also resisted, but none of them were suppressed, and even made trouble with the Municipal Education Bureau, but the leader saw that the "teacher" was old and frail, and he couldn't jump for a few years, so he left it alone and went with her.

Over time, everyone realized that confronting her was asking for trouble, so they obediently obeyed, so the sad Xu Fanban finally became her colony, of course, secretly, they would still be slandered, or there would be no "Shitai" The nickname of "Shitai", well, by the way, "Shitai" is just an abbreviation, and the full name is "Extinction Shitai".

Listening to the "Shitai" using the "Lion's Roar" to teach, Xu Fan sighed in his heart and slowly raised his head, it seems that the "Shitai" is in a very good mood today, and he will not be held accountable for his absenteeism, otherwise, it is estimated that he will inevitably suffer some flesh and blood.

"Huh?" Xu Fan, who had just raised his head, came into contact with a bright gaze, and when he saw the owner of the gaze clearly, his heart immediately lifted, "Squad leader... Isn't it going to reduce the favorability? ”

The owner of that gaze was Li Yanting, she saw Xu Fan looking at herself pitifully, she actually smiled, smiled very sweetly, her big watery eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, this moment made Xu Fan feel indescribably cute...