Chapter 112: Mud
Xiao Linglong said something very speechless, and even made people want to pick her up and beat her ass.
But what she said was true.
Besides, it is difficult for Zhang Ye to say something now.
Because Feng'er, this kid was holding his neck hard, not only making it difficult for him to breathe, but even feeling the clicking sound of his cervical spine being overwhelmed.
There is no doubt that if this kid puts more effort into it, I'm afraid he will be able to twist Zhang Ye's neck immediately.
"Come down...... Come down quickly......" Zhang Ye's face turned blue and shouted hoarsely, his voice was like a shriveled straw. It feels like you're going to take your breath the next moment.
Fortunately, at this time, Feng'er seemed to be aware of this. At first, he looked at Baba's expression in surprise, and then let go of his little hand in surprise.
"Whew...... Whew......"
Zhang Ye hurriedly put Feng'er on the ground, gasping for breath, and didn't say anything for a while.
After a while, he pointed to Feng'er, and said with a sullen face, "Stinky boy, do you dislike your father?" Actually toss dad like this! ”
"Wood has ...... Wood has ...... Baba ......" Feng'er shook her head again and again, and even learned from her sister to grab Baba and shake it.
"Sneer......"
It's just-
This seems to be a bit too strong. accidentally tore Zhang Ye's pants, revealing half of his hairy calves.
"Huh?" Feng'er was taken aback, realized that he was in trouble again, and hurriedly covered his eyes.
“……”
Zhang Ye was speechless, so he could only look at Feng'er with a bitter face.
"Brother, listen to my sister, go and squat in the corner!" Xiao Linglong stretched out her fleshy little hand and poked Feng'er's shoulder.
"Forget it, Dad can understand!"
Zhang Ye shook his head and exempted Feng'er from punishment.
"That'...... Father! At this time, Xiao Linglong looked at her father, bit her little hand, and spoke.
"What's the matter?"
"Daddy doesn't spank the baby's butt, does he?"
"How does this work?"
"Daddy is eccentric!" With a yell, Little Linglong ran away with her teddy bear in her arms.
"This girl ......"
Xiao Linglong ran away, which made Zhang Ye cry and laugh.
I had to say to Feng'er, "Stinky boy, as a punishment, your corn paste today will be halved." Only milk can be drunk. ”
"Baba...... Milk greasy ......"
Feng'er muttered unhappily.
"I'm tired of your size!" Stretched out his hand and knocked lightly on Feng'er's head, "Besides, there is not even corn paste!" ”
"Don't! Baba...... Corn mush...... My favorite ......"
"Then don't make trouble!"
With that, Zhang Ye turned around and walked up to the second floor, changed his pants, and walked downstairs again.
"Daddy!"
As soon as he walked downstairs, Xiao Linglong stood in front of him cutely, holding a teddy bear, and constantly blinking her big eyes.
"It's useless to sell cute! Something to say! ”
"Daddy! Baby is hungry! ”
"Oh?" Zhang Ye took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough, it was almost twelve o'clock now.
"Wait! Today Daddy is giving you a taste of something new! ”
"What's new?"
"Mashed potatoes!"
I thought that Xiao Linglong would be very happy, but after she heard this, she immediately collapsed her little face. "Daddy! Why give the baby puree, and give the stupid brother corn paste! ”
Xiao Linglong is very unhappy! It seems that in her opinion, mashed potatoes are still puree, although I don't know what it is, but after all, it is stained with the word 'mud', I'm afraid it's not a good thing. It's just the black stuff in the garden outside, it's just a nice name.
But in essence, isn't it just mud?
Eat mud! The baby doesn't do this!
"It's okay if you don't eat mashed potatoes, then you can eat corn paste!" Zhang Ye rolled his eyes.
"Forget it! Don't eat corn paste even if you kill it! That weird taste is something that only a stupid brother will like. The baby still eats mud. ”
Xiao Linglong sighed.
"That's good!" Zhang Ye nodded, and seemed to agree with his daughter's non-picky eater.
But Xiao Linglong almost collapsed her face to the ground.
Oh, my God! Daddy doesn't really want his baby to eat mud, right? Xiao Linglong tilted her head, her face full of reluctance!
But Zhang Ye didn't seem to see it, walked into the kitchen and began to get busy.
"Linglong, come and help Dad!" Zhang Ye was busy in the kitchen, and he seemed to be too busy, and wanted to call Xiao Linglong to come in and help.
Actually, I didn't ask her to help, I just wanted her to see. Look at how you do it, and when you are not there in the future, you won't go hungry, right?
And Xiao Linglong's answer was unexpected.
After hearing her father's shouting, the little girl replied, "The baby is busy!" Not available! ”
This made Zhang Ye cry and laugh! But I didn't care, and I was busy in the kitchen alone.
After a while, Xiao Linglong walked softly to the kitchen door.
She thought about it for a long time and decided to see how her father made mud.
If the mud is beautiful and delicious, then the baby will eat the mud, if it is black and has a muddy smell, then forget it!
The baby won't eat that when he dies.
But Xiao Linglong is too short, not even a meter, and she can't see it when she stands there.
It just so happened that at this time, Zhang Ye felt as if someone was standing at the door. When I turned my head to look, I just saw Xiao Linglong looking inside.
"Come on! Good daughter, help Daddy! ”
"Oh-" Xiao Linglong dragged out her voice. It looks like a frosted eggplant.
"What are you doing, girl?"
Xiao Linglong's expression made Zhang Ye feel a little funny. Then he brought a small stool to Xiao Linglong, and asked her to stand on the stool and learn from him.
Of course, from the very beginning, Zhang Ye didn't expect Xiao Linglong to do anything. I just want her to see it. So Xiao Linglong stood beside him, holding a small spoon and looking at it with a bitter face.
At this time, Zhang Ye was giving Feng'er and corn paste. The unique smell of corn smelled very good, but such a fragrant fragrance fell into Xiao Linglong's nose but made her frown constantly.
After doing this, Zhang Ye put the corn paste aside to dry, and then began to make mashed potatoes for Xiao Linglong.
"Girl, watch Daddy make mashed potatoes for you!"
"Huh?"
When Xiao Linglong heard this, she immediately quit. Jumped off the stool and staggered out of the kitchen.
Zhang Ye, who watched it, was dumbfounded.
I don't know what's going on with this girl.
Helpless......
I could only shake my head with a wry smile. Get busy with the work at hand.
Fortunately, it is not troublesome to make mashed potatoes now, buy potato flour directly from the supermarket, and pour out some according to your needs. Just pay attention when you are in harmony, because the potato flour is very popular, so you should add more boiling water, generally about three times.
After making mashed potatoes, Zhang Ye walked out of the kitchen.
"Linglong, go and have some mashed potatoes, Dad will come over later." With that, Zhang Ye walked towards the toilet.
"Huh? Oh! ”
Xiao Linglong was a little deflated. Dragging his calves, he walked into the kitchen step by step.
Standing on the small stool, Xiao Linglong's eyes widened, looking at something a little yellowed in a glass basin, a little strange.
It seems...... It's not my brother's corn paste.
Could it be the mashed potatoes in Dad's mouth?
"Hmm...... That's right, corn paste! Xiao Linglong glanced at the corn paste, and her big eyes suddenly narrowed into a slit.
When Zhang Ye came back, he saw Xiao Linglong holding a small spoon, poking the corn paste for a while, stirring the mashed potatoes for a while, and smiling with her eyebrows, as if she was very happy.
"Daddy!" Seeing that her father was back, Xiao Linglong shouted happily.
"This girl...... What's going on? ”
glanced at Xiao Linglong strangely. He couldn't figure out what was going on with this girl, she looked like she was going to die just now, why did she smile at this moment?
Shake your head and stop thinking about all the nonsense. Walk straight over, light the gas stove, and pour some soybean oil into the pot.
"Linglong, look at it! Daddy made you mashed potatoes to eat! ”
"Isn't it just mud?" Xiao Linglong's eyes widened, she pouted and looked at her father, and then jumped off the stool and ran out.
"Mud?"
Zhang Ye first glanced at Xiao Linglong's back running out suspiciously, and felt that he seemed to have caught some keys. I'm afraid this girl thinks of mashed potatoes as mud on the ground. I thought my dad was going to fry mud for her to eat.
"Haha...... Ha ......" figured out the joints, Zhang Ye couldn't help laughing a few times.
This girl is very cute!
"Bad daddy, make mud for the baby!" Xiao Linglong lay on the sofa and kept beating the teddy bear in her hand. It seems that all the unhappiness in his heart is vented on this poor teddy bear doll.
"Your dad...... Your dad...... Eat...... Eat ......"
Feng'er sat on the stall and learned to speak with her sister.
This made Xiao Linglong even more angry. He glared at his younger brother, and then showed the appearance of a little fox.
"Hmph...... I'll have you looking good later! Xiao Linglong looked at her younger brother, her eyes full of treacherous sparkles.
Due to the baby dragon's special ability to sense unknown things, Feng'er instinctively shuddered. Then he looked at his sister in surprise.
"Sister...... Sister...... Sister! ”
"Huh? What's wrong brother? ”
"Seven Monsters......
"What are you wondering about?"
"Even ...... Idol...... Be...... Yes......" Due to the lack of vocabulary and the difficulty of the tongue, he opened his mouth and spoke for a long time, but he did not express his meaning. Feng'er had no choice but to shut up.
"Come on! It's time for lunch! It didn't take long for Zhang Ye to come out with a tray carrying milk, corn paste, mashed potatoes and a bowl of noodles.
Hold the two little ones to the chair and put their respective things in front of them.
Everyone has milk, except for Zhang Ye himself, because he doesn't like it very much. The corn paste is Feng'er's, and the mashed potatoes are small and exquisite.
Drink milk to cushion your stomach first, then ......
Xiao Linglong looked at the mashed potatoes in front of her, her face was bitter.
Although this thing looks golden and golden, it looks good; It smells fragrant too, and there are a few green onions. But...... In Xiao Linglong's first impression, this thing was mud, so after watching it for a long time, I just didn't eat it.
As for Feng'er, after drinking the milk, he pinched the spoon and scooped the corn paste into his mouth.
And Xiao Linglong buried her face in the bowl and secretly squinted at her brother with her eyes.
"Hey......
Xiao Linglong laughed twice in her heart. It's a fox!
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