Chapter 16 There is a bad west, don't do it.
After Mo Chou said this, Li Guo frowned, pressed Mo Chou's hand, leaned into her ear and whispered, "What is it?" ”
"I don't know, this thing is still some way from here, wait for Mo Chou to check it out." With that, Mo Chou was ready to rush out to see what was going on.
But before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by Li Guo's arm: "Buy clothes first." ”
Mo Chou looked at Li Guo's appearance, his face suddenly fell, and he shook Li Guo's hand: "Xianggong ......"
Li Guo scratched Mo Chou's nose: "If there was really something strange, you would have been out of the sheath long ago." Still lie to me, hurry up and pick. ”
This last trick was seen through by Li Guo, and Mo Chou was also disheartened, and looked at Li Guo with his head down.
In the end, Li Guo relied on his own extensive films, and picked out five sets for Mo Chou, took her to the door of the dressing room, stuffed Mo Chou's hand, and looked at Mo Chou with a smile: "I'll help you wear it, right?" ”
Mo Chou sighed, hugged his clothes and turned around and went into the fitting room, while Li Guo waited quietly on the bench outside the fitting room.
"You're on good terms with her." The woman just now appeared next to Li Guo at some point: "There are not many little girls like this now." ”
Li Guo looked up at the woman carefully, and found that except for some wrinkles at the corners of her eyes and mouth, she couldn't see the traces of time at all, as if time had left nothing on her except charming.
"You're so pretty." Li Guo has always spoken directly, and he said what was in his heart without thinking about it: "And he has a temperament." ”
The woman's beautiful Danfeng's eyes narrowed, and her eyes were full of smiles: "You can really praise people, almost forty people." ”
But after she finished speaking, she changed her mind and pointed to the door of the locker room with her chin: "I want to ask your girlfriend to be the spokesperson of our girly series, this is my business card." ”
"Julius." Li Guo looked at the delicate business card, then rolled his eyes and looked at her: "What do you mean?" ”
"It's simple. It's just a matter of taking pictures. Julia shrugged: "I've always wanted to find such a perfect spokesperson." ”
Li Guo shook his head with a smile: "Impossible." ”
"Why? The pay is very good, and your girlfriend is completely a star. As she spoke, Zhu Lihua's eyes were full of envy and jealousy: "Let's wait for her to make a decision." ”
Li Guo didn't say anything more, she let her wait if she wanted to. If you want Mo Chou to stand under the camera in underwear, it is definitely no less difficult than landing directly on the moon with his body.
"How do you all take care of it? You look like you're in your early twenties at best. Li Guo saw Zhu Lihua standing next to him, and thought of his monster-like aunt: "You can turn back time, right?" ”
Zhu Lihua suddenly heard Li Guo's words while waiting, and smiled backwards: "No wonder I can find such a beautiful girlfriend, I speak so nicely." ”
At this time, Mo Chou came out, but Li Guo found Mo Chou a little strange. Her chest was bulging so high that it looked like she had two large pieces of frozen beef stuffed, and Li Guo believed that if she lowered her head now, she would definitely not be able to see the surface of her feet.
Zhu Lihua was also stunned, and she circled around the red-faced Mo Chou twice: "This ...... This ......"
Li Guo was also extremely surprised, and pointed at Mo Chou: "You...... What happened to you? ”
Mo Chou coughed, showed a very embarrassed smile, and glanced at Zhu Lihua shyly: "Mo Chou feels very uncomfortable." ”
At this time, Li Guo suddenly found that Mo Chou's hands were empty. He suddenly came to his senses, and this little sword fairy put all the five sets of underwear stuffed into her body in one go.
Li Guo really didn't know what expression to use now, he tried his best to hold back his laughter, grabbed Mo Chou's shoulders and walked aside, and whispered in Mo Chou's ear: "Baby...... Wear only one at a time. ”
Mo Chou covered his mouth and widened his eyes. Then he wrinkled his little nose and slapped Li Guo's chest coquettishly: "Bad looks, tease Mo Chou." ”
Seeing Mo Chou running back to the locker room with his chest covered, Li Guo pinched his eyebrows and shook his head a few times: "Headache, headache." ”
"You should be happy." Zhu Lihua sat next to Li Guo: "Such a simple girl has long ceased to exist." ”
Li Guo was noncommittal, staring blankly at the door of the locker room: "No wonder it is said that the old society is a man's paradise." ”
Zhu Lihua stood up and sighed: "I'm afraid this spokesperson is missing, but the next time the jewelry is displayed, I hope there will be a chance to cooperate, what you picked today, count it as mine, make a friend, you just need to give me a phone number." ”
After speaking, Zhu Lihua called a clerk over, and after explaining a few words, she took out her mobile phone and put it in front of Li Guo.
Originally, Li Guo would not ask for other people's things, but Zhu Lihua had already said this, Li Guo didn't need to be polite, and it was not a valuable, this kind of hypocrisy made him more disgusting than being greedy. However, Li Guo really didn't have Yanjing's phone, so he had to leave Li Mingxue's phone number.
"Mingxue's call? Do you know? After Zhu Lihua saw the number, she frowned and looked at Li Guo: "She is an ageless woman." ”
Li Guo touched his head: "My aunt ......"
"That's easy, I still have something to do, I'll see you later." Zhu Lihua raised her eyebrows and hurried out.
And as soon as she couldn't leave, Mo Chou walked out. Holding a stack of pink-colored underwear in his hand, he tied it in a ponytail, his face was flushed, and he rubbed his shoulders from time to time.
"Xianggong...... The lining is the lining ......" Mo Chou couldn't help but stuff all the underwear with body temperature into Li Guo's arms: "Hurry up and ...... away"
The faint girl Xiang rushed into Li Guo's nose, making him take a deep breath, and just as he was about to speak, the salesman next to him had already walked over with the bag.
After visiting a few more stores, Mo Chou has become a fashionable girl who has lived in the city for a long time, with canvas shoes and jeans, expensive Casio electronic watches, and pink fluff jackets.
Li Guo sat in McDonald's, looking at his collocation with satisfaction like a pink rabbit, and praised himself from time to time.
"Husband and wife, Mo Chou has never dressed so brightly." Mo Chou took small bites of French fries, occasionally looked around with a weak heart, and then retracted his neck to look at Li Guo: "Thank you, Xianggong......"
Li Guo looked at Mo Chou with a smile and leaned back in the chair: "Today can be regarded as an addiction to falling in love, the first time I have been shopping with a girl for so long since I was so old, I have to thank you." ”
Mo Chou raised her eyebrows lightly, and the flush on her cheeks crept up, and she lowered her head and sullenly played with the hamburger in her hand that she had eaten only bread.
In fact, Li Guo and Mo Chou have not been together for a long time, but Li Guo has already figured out the kind of innocent and slightly sullen surname in Mo Chou's bones, and there is more and more tacit understanding between the two of them.
"The husband is the father-in-law, don't worry about hiding something from the father-in-law." Mo Chou was silent for a moment, then raised his watery eyes and stared at Li Guo: "Xianggong, don't be angry with Mo Chou." ”
Li Guo nodded as a matter of course, drank the Coke in the cup in one gulp, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "Say it." ”
Mo Chou thought for a while, and his tone suddenly became mysterious: "Mo Chou Xu can't add Ding to Xiang Gong, Mo Chou has already been a human sword, and the 'unsheathed' is a female sword, that is, it is born, and it can only give birth to a girl for Xiang Gong." ”
As soon as he heard this, Li Guo raised his head to see if anyone was approaching around him, and when he found that there were only two of them in this circle, he turned his head sideways and asked Mo Chou in a low voice: "What is the unity of human and sword?" ”
"A sword is a sword, and Mochou is also a sword, but a sword is not Mochou." Mo Chou said it in one breath, and his voice was very fast: "This is the realm of the people who make the sword, not as good as those spell warlocks, there is Laoshizi Jindan Zifu, and after the unity of the human sword, there is also the body of the sword, the sword of the body." Why doesn't the prince care about Mo Chou and can't pass on the lineage for you? ”
Li Guo pursed his lips and smiled, his heart seemed to be hairy and itchy. A pure girl like pure milk, sitting across from her seriously, chatting about having children in the future. This is a temptation that is invisible and tangible, but it is real.
"Father-in-law?" Mo Chou lowered his head slightly: "Why do you look at Mo Chou like this......"
"Ahem...... It's okay, it's okay, it's good to have a boy and a girl. Li Guo pretended to cough and continued to look at Mo Chou attentively: "Then what does it mean to turn into a sword with a body and a sword into a sword?" ”
Mo Chou rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and suddenly pointed to the counter of McDonald's: "Xianggong, Mo Chou still wants to eat that cold and sweet thing." ”
Li Guo stood up and scratched Mo Chou's nose: "I also learned to bargain." ”
After handing the ice cream to Mo Chou, Li Guo sat next to Mo Chou and waited for her answer: "Eat less, this one will make you stomach trouble." ”
"Got it, Xianggong." Mo Chou licked the ice cream and responded sweetly: "This body turns into a sword, at this realm, this sword has become a thing outside the body, you are it, no matter when and where, you can hold the sword in your body with a call, and you can also defend yourself with a sword when you are free." If this is the incarnation of the sword, it is amazing, even the master has not tasted such a situation, it is said that everything can be turned into a sword, a breath of a drop of water and even a cloud, all become murderous things, it is impossible to prevent people, but Mo Chou has never heard of anyone who can enter this situation, Xianggong can work hard! ”
After Mo Chou finished speaking, he tilted his head and blinked, gave Li Guo a gentle encouragement, and continued to eat the half-melted ice cream.
And Li Guo's mind kept wandering around the magical state she said, wouldn't it be just going to a construction site, and his mind would move thousands of bricks at once, it would definitely be better than the spirit of ten thousand swords returning to the sect. Thinking about it, Li Guo unconsciously fell into a state of Italian silver, fantasizing that the bricks in the sky were like locusts, drowning any enemy in front of him, and bricks hitting tanks would no longer be a myth, wouldn't it be a third world country to turn over and become a master from now on?
f22? Nuclear-powered aircraft carriers? I just took the brick and sank it.
"It's amazing...... Li Guo snorted, turned around and went to the counter to refill a cup of coffee for free.
But when he came back, Mo Chou had already stood up, his mouth was full of words, his eyes were still shining, and the sword box on his back was about to move.
"Xianggong, there is a bad spirit!" After Mo Chou explained, he slowly walked to the bathroom.
As soon as Li Guo chased after him, he heard Mo Chou whisper: "Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the people in the sky." Unsheathed! ”
The sound of a few flying swords cutting through the air was faintly heard, and Mo Chou walked out of the bathroom with a tense face, surrounded by layers of golden light flowing around his body, but it was very faint, and the light was a little stronger, so he couldn't find anything strange on Mo Chou's body at all.
Li Guo looked Mo Chou up and down: "Is it true this time?" ”
Mo Chou nodded and pointed to the west: "There is a bad west, can the prime minister stay here?" ”
She said seriously, Li Guo had no doubts about Mo Chou's words this time, but shook his head and refused Mo Chou's request to stay here. The daughter-in-law went out to run errands, and he waited by a big man, which made Li Guo's self-esteem unacceptable at all.
When the two of them were talking, there were already a few diners and waiters around who noticed them, and Li Guo grabbed Mo Chou's arm and ran out of McDonald's quickly.
After going out, Mo Chou took out a black compass from his pocket and glanced at it, held Li Guo's big hand with his backhand, and ran against the flow of people.
"Xianggong, this evil is not evil, just a small evil that lives by sucking essence and blood. But it's not something that ordinary people can deal with, and it's important not to be reckless in a little justice. Mo Chou hurriedly explained to Li Guo while running: "Wait for Mo Chou to lead it to a secluded place first." ”
As he spoke, Mo Chou deftly avoided the crowds on the street, holding complex gestures in his hands. And at the same time as she pinched her gestures, the streamer on her body quickly penetrated into the sky, hidden in the thick clouds.
When he ran to the most prosperous main road in Xidan, Mo Chou suddenly let go of Li Guo's hand, and under the surprised eyes of the people around him, he raised his finger to the sky and shouted.
"Unsheathed! Guide! ”