Chapter 22: The Carrot and the Porcupine
Le Lang and his entourage stepped on the dead branches and fallen leaves all the way to Jianwei Mountain, one side of Jianwei Mountain faces the yang and the other side faces the yin, and the yin side is blocked by the surrounding high mountains, forming a small mountain col, the small mountain col after a long time of accumulation of dead branches and fallen leaves and the washing of the mountains and rivers, forming a fertile black soil, the year is deep, the ground has been full of tall trees, the climate here is mild all year round, very suitable for the growth of ginseng.
Lao Qi didn't dare to cut down trees or anything when planting ginseng, otherwise he didn't have to be punished by the village, he didn't let him go first, he just dug a pit and planted it in the open space between the trees, one in the east and one in the west, five years, during which he also scattered some mature ginseng seeds in other woods, until now he doesn't know how much ginseng he has planted, but there is no doubt that as long as it is ginseng, he planted it.
He also cleared a clearing of about three points in the dense woods, and planted a piece of American ginseng in the field, American ginseng is obviously better than ginseng, and in this radius of about a mile, he has sparsely planted some American ginseng, and in the past two years, he has also collected some of it, and also let him earn some money.
San Lang, who was walking on the side, seemed to have discovered something at this time, and hurriedly ran over, and when he looked at the three points on the side, he also followed up. I saw Saburo run under a tree, squatted down, grabbed something on the ground casually, looked at it curiously, and picked up a long black and white thorn on the ground, turned around and ran back.
San Lang came to Le Lang's side excitedly, and said to him: "Uncle Ah Lang, Uncle Ah Lang, look, I found a radish, you see, you see" said, showing off the radish in his hand and holding it high for Le Lang to see, and the other hand held the long thorn on the radish and thorned it, I don't know what he was doing, I guess he was trying to see if it was a radish, the long thorn pierced the surface of the radish, and suddenly a fragrance came out.
Originally, everyone didn't pay attention to what San Lang was doing, but when everyone saw the radish that San Lang brought, they were dumbfounded, and the sixth man watched San Lang poke the radish with a long thorn, and his heart followed the radish with bursts of stinging, and his face turned green.
Now there may be only one song that can clearly express the innocent, helpless, and helpless true heart of Lao Liu's heart: "onlyyou why am I so miserable, onlyyou my heart hurts so much, onlyyou, San Lang, onlyyou, my ginseng"
Seeing that San Lang kept stabbing small holes in the turnip, the sixth couldn't wait to go down any longer, so he hurriedly ran over and snatched the radish in San Lang's hand, and said to him: "San Lang, this is not a radish." Lao Qi gently rubbed the soil on the radish with his hands, it was still very fresh, it seemed to be newly dug up, but some of the roots were broken, and it couldn't be sold at a good price like this, so it seemed that this one had to eat it himself.
"Oh," Saburo tilted his head in thought, and then said, "That's a little radish." ”
The person next to him almost laughed when he heard it, and three black lines floated on the sixth child's head, but obviously he couldn't worry too much about the little kid, so he had to patiently tell him: "San Lang, this is not a little radish, it's ginseng, ginseng." ”
"Can you eat ginseng?" Saburo asked curiously.
"Of course you can eat it, and it's delicious?" Lao Liu cut off the stems and leaves on the ginseng head, took out a piece of brown paper, wrapped the ginseng, put it in the backpack, and processed it when he returned.
San Lang's eyes widened when he saw the appearance of the sixth child, and when he saw him put away his things, he immediately said to the sixth child angrily: "Uncle Cai, I found that ginseng." The three o'clock on the side also stood beside San Lang and looked at the sixth man with a tiger's eye, probably thinking that the sixth man had a thing from San Lang.
"San Lang, the ginseng here is all planted by Uncle Ah Cai, and so is yours, do you know?" Le Lang saw San Lang's cautious eyes on the side, and couldn't help but smile and touch his head and said.
"Oh," Saburo was a little depressed, he finally picked up something, but he didn't expect it to become someone else's, he wondered if he was also planting something in the woods, and later others dug it up and said that he planted it himself.
Ignoring this little bit of caution in Saburo's little child's heart, Naruto on the side looked at the long black and white thorn in Saburo's hand, and asked him, "Saburo, where did you get this porcupine thorn from?" ”
"Porcupine thorns?" Saburo looked at the long thorn in his hand, and realized that this was called a porcupine thorn, "I found it over there." As he spoke, he casually pointed to the side.
Everyone looked towards the place pointed by San Lang, but it was the place where San Lang found the ginseng just now, everyone walked over to take a look, only to see that there were four trees leaning together in this place, there was a small open space in the middle, the ground was dry, and there was a layer of weeds on the ground, which looked very comfortable, and there were a few porcupine thorns scattered on it, it seemed that San Lang just picked up one of them. In the back of the tree, the heart of the tree had rotted away, and a hole had been dug in it, and there seemed to be something in the hole.
Naruto was lying outside with a harpoon and looking, it really seemed like there was something, and suddenly he heard a "swish" sound, and his intuition told him that things seemed to be a little bad, and he quickly got up, but it was too late. A porcupine rushed out of the hollow of the tree, and the porcupine roared at Naruto with a "poof".
"Porcupine, run" I don't know who shouted, ran out, don't look at San Lang like a little chubby, his skills are really good, "Huh", seeing that the situation is not good, he runs faster than anyone else, even Lelang They run slower than him.
Naruto was terrible now, he had just gotten up, the porcupine had already roared and rushed out, he turned around and ran, but the porcupine was chasing after him, while chasing, he also shot out a body of arrows, the thorns were as fast as lightning, as fast as thunder, like ten thousand arrows, shooting straight towards Naruto, Naruto was also fast, most of those arrows fell behind him, but unfortunately there was still an arrow that pierced his left buttocks.
"Ouch," Naruto cried out miserably.
Naruto thought angrily in his heart: You are a fork, if others don't shoot you, they will shoot me, do you have a sense of morality. Turning his head, the porcupine still chased after him alive and dead, and suddenly felt annoyed, give you three thirds and you will dare to go to Liangshan, you fork. I don't blame him for being angry, he has grown so big, he has come from the water to the rain, and he has even seen a big snake with a thick neck, but he has never seen such a rampant.
Naruto's heart was horizontal, the harpoon in his hand turned, the tip of the fork faintly flashed a cold light, the other person suddenly stopped, the harpoon stabbed forward, just hit the porcupine's neck, the porcupine suddenly roared, kicked around, about to get out of the harpoon, Naruto that could let him go, the harpoon in his hand raised, the porcupine was forked alive, sent forward, stabbed the porcupine fiercely on the tree, and the porcupine suddenly lost his voice.
Naruto saw that the porcupine was finally dead, so he took off the harpoon, put the harpoon behind his back with one hand, and pretended to be a joker with the other: "Immeasurable Dao Venerable"
At this time, I heard Saburo shouting anxiously in front of me, "Uncle Naruto, Uncle Naruto"
"What's the matter?" Naruto asked strangely.
"Back, back" When Naruto heard Saburo's words, he suddenly felt excited, and thought: It won't be so colorful!! When he turned his head, there was a porcupine staring at him with blood-red eyes behind his buttocks, a "poof" roar from his mouth, and a "swish" sound from the arrows on his body.
Oops, Naruto thought to himself. But his feet ran forward quickly, and before he could take two steps, he heard a sound from behind.
"Oops", Naruto was careless, and his ass was hit again, but this time it was the right butt, which seemed to be more serious than last time, and he was hit twice at once.
At this time, Naruto didn't run away, and looked at the porcupine in front of him fiercely, this porcupine was smaller than the first one, but the spikes on the top of his head showed a yellow color. The porcupine looked at Naruto without showing any weakness, gasping for air in his nose and making a "poof" sound from his mouth. The porcupine's contempt for Naruto had completely annoyed Naruto, and once upon a time, he had been so embarrassed. The harpoon that he had just held in his left hand was replaced with his right hand, and the harpoon was one of the 36 weapons in Xiaoxi Village, and he had practiced every unique skill of "throwing, stabbing, forking, sweeping, and raising" since childhood.
The porcupine and Naruto were about three or four meters apart, Naruto held the harpoon tightly in his hand, and he didn't need to run, he just projected the harpoon fiercely, hitting the porcupine, the porcupine didn't have time to dodge, the sharp fork tip had pierced into the porcupine's body, it didn't even know what was going on, it was lying on the ground with wide eyes, blood, kept coming out of the harpoon, the porcupine's limbs kept twitching, staring wide-eyed, still unwilling to close its eyes.
At this time, everyone came out again, looking at the porcupine, with no expression on their faces.
Saburo on the side looked at the porcupine lying in a pool of blood and kept twitching, and said sympathetically: "The porcupine is so pitiful." ”
When Naruto heard this, he immediately said angrily, "It's not pitiful, I'm pitiful, ouch." Now Naruto is wailing silently in his heart: "Who knows how bitter my heart is, who cares how much my ass hurts"
"Ah" Not long after Naruto wailed, Shinmin walked over, looked at the porcupine thorn stuck in his ass, and kindly pulled it up with one hand, but Naruto suddenly screamed, which startled him.
"You are a fork, you won't say a word when you pull it out, people are not prepared at all, you are still not a doctor, and you still have a sense of public morality." Shinmin's kindness didn't expect to do something bad, and he was scolded by Naruto.
Shen Min scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Then I'll plug it back." ”
Naruto almost didn't faint when he heard this, "Damn, you are ruthless, you think this is a movie, or do you think that I am Stephen Chow, I want to break off my friendship with you." ”
Everyone watched from the sidelines, laughing until their stomachs cramped.
When Shen Min heard this, he said helplessly: "Then, there are still two thorns on your buttocks, can you pull them out?" ”
"Pull, of course, if you don't pull it, will you still stay on the ass to do seeds."
"Then be careful, I'll pull it out,"
"It's okay, what are we" Naruto cried out miserably again before he could finish his words. Now he finally got annoyed, "I said Shenmin, what's the matter with you, I didn't ask you to pull you out, I asked you to pull out both of you, you are too unprofessional, I don't know how you married a wife, look at your surname, look at you"
Seeing Naruto chattering endlessly about Shenmin, who has the potential to become a Tang monk, Lao Qi hurriedly said: "Naruto, it's better to take some medicine to stop the bleeding and prevent inflammation, if it is inflamed, it will be bad." ”
"It's okay, I've also shed this blood, and I'm used to it." The sixth man on the side said with a worried face.
(There are two shifts today, the first one is served, and there is one shift in the evening.) )