"Big pig's head, big pig's head! Stupid you forget it! Gao Xiaojie screamed a few times on the balcony of the dormitory, then ran over and hugged Zhan Jing and wailed: "Jingjing, why do you say that pig's head is so stupid?" Originally, I thought he was quite smart and clever, but I didn't expect him to be stupider than a pig! ”

Zhan Jing had already heard her say what happened on the field before, and said with a smile: "I guess he was also in a hurry, but I didn't expect to use a map weapon to hit you together." But people are also kind enough to help you out, so don't worry so much. ”

Gao Xiaojie wrinkled his cute little nose depressedly: "Who is rare?" There are more people who want to chase this girl, what means haven't I seen? Just that animal, baa, baa, and think he's Beckham, it's disgusting to see him, how can this girl be deceived?! After a pause, Gao Xiaojie said: "If Chen Xu's animal wasn't there to help me, and he said that sentence, this girl would shoot him to death on the spot, and then dig a pit on the spot and bury it, and then plant an old locust tree on his grave!" ”

Immediately, a woman next to her asked, what does it mean to plant an old locust tree?

Gao Xiaojie said: "Haven't you watched "Ghost Blowing the Lantern"? This year's particularly popular book talks about feng shui tomb robbers. It is said that the locust tree is a wood and a ghost, so it belongs to yin, and if this thing is planted on someone's grave, it can make the livestock in the grave never be reborn! ”

Several of the women sweated a little, saying that you are also ruthless. Then a woman said, Gao Xiaojie, you are perverted, why do you read such a scary book? Ghost stories?

Gao Xiaojie smiled very maliciously, saying that it was a ghost story, but it was very well written, why don't I choose a few paragraphs to tell you during the sleeper meeting tonight?

Several women's faces immediately changed, and said If you dare to say it, we will all squeeze into your bed tonight and sleep with you!

originally thought that this sentence could scare her, but Gao Xiaojie laughed and said Concubines, can't you wait? Then I will come tonight, and I am glad you are well. So several women were petrified on the spot, saying Zhanjing, stay away from this girl, don't pollute you.

"Not really! My family Jingjing likes me the most! Right. Gao Xiaojie turned his head, then suddenly stretched out his claws and grabbed Zhan Jing's chest, laughing: "Oops, bamboo shoot type, bamboo shoot type!" It feels good! ”

Zhan Jing covered the place where she was attacked and scolded with a smile, and then said, "Why are you such a hooligan? Okay, okay, I won't mess with you, which one are you going to buy for the jersey of the academy team this time? Do you like David Beckham so much, is that going to buy Real Madrid or England? Although England did not play well in the '06 World Cup, the jersey was still quite beautiful. ”

When I mentioned Real Madrid Gao Xiaojie, I thought of Liu Guang's livestock, wearing Real Madrid's No. 23, how disgusting she was, she turned her head to look at Zhan Jing, her face still had the ruddy that rose when she was hit on her chest, how beautiful and cute she looked, so she said: "Let's buy Florence!" ”

Zhan Jing was slightly stunned, and said with a smile That's okay, Purple Lily's jersey has always been quite distinctive and beautiful.

Gao Xiaojie screamed and said, "My dear Jingjing, don't you understand what I mean? Don't you think the team is too lonely for me as a manager, for the sake of Purple Lily's face, you can also come and accompany me! ”

Zhan Jing originally wanted to refuse, because she didn't like that kind of excitement very much, and if she was a manager, it would mean that she would have to bear a lot of responsibility. As soon as the words of refusal came to her mouth, when she saw Gao Xiaojie's clear eyes, she couldn't say some words. I had to sigh and say, "Forget it, I'll think about it." ”

At this time, Chen Xu and the others were sitting in Wang Dong's bedroom.

Wang Dong's dormitory in the Department of Information of their junior year is also in Building 14, but it is only on the fourth floor. When he entered the dormitory, Chen Xu thought that he had strayed into a den of thieves.

All kinds of wires and webs are intertwined like spider webs, and they stretch out to all corners of the dormitory like the roots of thousand-year-old trees. All four desks were filled with computers, but the dust on the monitors was already thick. There was everything on the concrete floor, cigarette butts, shoes, washbasins, etc., and then the beds of several people were like pigs' nests, and things were thrown in a mess.

Wang Dong beckoned a few people to sit casually and said, "The dormitories of the university are like this, you guys are a little better when you first came, and that's it when we are our age." ”

Chen Xu and the others all sweated, and they were not polite, so they found a bed to sit down, and then Wang Dong scattered cigarettes for a few people, but it seemed that among these freshmen, Chen Xu stretched out his hand to take it.

Chen Xuping said that he would occasionally light two cigarettes inside, and he couldn't say that he was addicted to smoking, but after he just learned to smoke, he felt a little dizzy when he smoked cigarettes, which was quite comfortable. If you want to talk about how he got into smoking in high school, it's all out of curiosity and because he thinks the smoking style is cool.

After lighting the cigarette, Wang Dong scolded that slut Liu Guang was too undersmoking, and he actually stretched his paws to our information department, don't you know that our information department is a wolf with more meat and less meat, and it is difficult to produce and sell it by itself?

A few junior animals next to him also scolded a few words, saying that this Liu Guang was not a good bird, and the mm who was a little beautiful in the chemistry department basically had a hand with him, and I don't know if he had been on it or not, but some time ago I heard that he made a girl's belly bigger, and then went to the hospital to beat it.

After scolding a few words, Wang Dong got down to business and said: "You still have to pay attention to Zhou Yue's game, it's not for nothing that Liu Guang is so confident." I heard that the Department of Chemistry has several special students this year, and the sports score is quite high, maybe there are a few good newcomers among them. In the past few days, you will train with us, determine your lineup, run in again, and then formulate corresponding tactics, practice accordingly, and don't lose too ugly even if you lose at that time. ”

The implication is that we are not optimistic about the outcome of this game.

Wang Dong took a puff of cigarette, and when he saw that Qin Xiao'an and the others were a little ugly, he laughed heartily, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "What's so discouraged about this?" Didn't Chen Xu say it? The strength of the freshman year depends on the skill level before going to college, which is something that cannot be helped. It's like you, Qin Xiao'an, you're the captain now, isn't it because you played more before? ”

Qin Xiao'an touched his head and laughed twice, Wang Dong pointed to a livestock next to him who was playing with the computer, and said, "This is Xiao Mo, you know each other." Xiao Mo didn't even watch a football game when he first came in, he started from scratch, and now he is the main right-back of the team. Also, when I entered the school with me, there was a livestock in the English department who was known as the star of the association at that time, and his ball skills were quite good. But now, I smoke every day and stay up late, and it's all gone. ”

"So, don't worry, it's a game that doesn't matter. Now that some of our older seniors in the last class have graduated, and then the senior seniors are basically looking for jobs or something, and there is very little time to play. So now you have to keep up with work in your freshman year! We can't weaken the name of our information department! ”

Wang Dong's words made Qin Xiao'an and his party scream excitedly as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, Wang Dong and a few classmates looked at each other, and scolded with a smile: "It's good for young people to have passion!" I don't want to be all fallen now. MB, seeing you so energetic, I think there are a lot fewer mosquitoes in this room! ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Chen Xu, who was drinking water, squirted out the water in his mouth with a "poof", which happened to spray onto the computer next to him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Chen Xu hurriedly stood up, but the senior next to him waved his hand to let him sit down, and casually took a thing that could no longer be seen as it was, I don't know if it was a clothes or a rag, wiped it casually on the computer, and said with a smile What's wrong with you, you won't be bitten by mosquitoes, and maybe it's still a mosquito with a big stinky mouth, otherwise how can you react so much.

Chen Xu hurriedly said that he accidentally choked, but in fact, it was because of what Wang Dong said just now.

Now September is the time when there are a lot of mosquitoes and they are particularly arrogant. Every night before going to bed, everyone has to fight with the mosquitoes in the mosquito net for at least half an hour before they dare to sleep, otherwise it is nothing to be bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night, but they are afraid that mosquitoes will "buzz, buzz" in their ears and fly like this, especially when the weather is still relatively hot, and the sleep is not very heavy, and then the mosquitoes are so noisy, basically don't expect to be able to fall asleep.

And Chen Xu is now looking for Xiao Min if he is in difficulty, no matter what the difficulty comes from - it's like some Dianbai still went to Baidu to know what the URL of Baidu is. So Xiao Min recommended a software to him - "Mosquito Buster".

The principle of this software is to use a certain frequency of sound waves to repel mosquitoes, and this kind of ultrasound is inaudible to humans, and it is not harmful to humans, but it can drive away all nearby mosquitoes.

In view of the extremely arrogant and pervasive mosquitoes in the university, Chen Xu turned on the software around the clock, and the ultrasound generated would not have any effect on anyone and other animals such as cats and dogs anyway - of course, given the special surnames of some legendary species, the biggest disadvantage of this method is that it may attract passing Superman or wild Ultraman......

Wang Dong asked Chen Xu if he could play football at this time, Chen Xu shook his head honestly, saying that he would only play football games on PS and the computer.

Seeing Wang Dong's somewhat disappointed "oh", Chen Xu said shyly that he couldn't learn, I was so smart and clever that I would definitely be able to learn it as soon as I learned it.

A few animals laughed and scolded, "What do you think football is?" Then Wang Xu clapped his hands and said Okay, you can come and try it when you train tomorrow.

Chen Xu said okay, but at this moment, the watch on his left wrist shook slightly, but continuously, Chen Xu quietly said that senior, I will go first, I still have something. And after going out, he ran all the way downstairs to a secluded grove, entered the password and turned on the watch.

"Xiaomin, what's wrong?" Because under normal circumstances, Chen Xu and Xiaomin are in contact, and the computer rarely takes the initiative to contact him.

"Hello, I wanted to inform you. Under the self-repair of cells in the biocomputer, there is a cell area that has been repaired and can be used. ”

"What's in the materials?"

"One of the greatest inventions of the 21st century...... The main program of the virtual illusion system. ”

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