?“ Mountains and rivers community map? What is the map of mountains and rivers? The Kunpeng Great Sage was stupid: "What's that?" To be honest, I don't really know much about Chanel, CK and Hermes. Net Meibang may have more, and the others really don't know. ”

Li Guo is even more stupid than her...... There was an urge to spurt blood on the spot. The dignified Kunpeng Great Sage didn't know about the Kunlun Mountain Super Artifact...... How can this make Shanhe Sheji's situation embarrassing? The treasure of the dignified town and the mountain, it is not even as good as the eyes of others, and it is not even as good as an anti-radiation shè inner ku.

"It's okay, Uncle Shi......" Li Guo smiled brightly: "I think there is a spirit in the sky in the mountains and rivers society, and I will definitely thank your eight generations of ancestors." ”

Kunpeng Dasheng rubbed his nose: "Boy, you're scolding me for being stupid, aren't you?" ”

"No, no, no...... There is no ......" Mo Chou waved his hand again and again in horror next to him: "Xianggong doesn't mean anything disrespectful......"

And Li Guo coughed: "Actually, it's just scolding you......"

"Well done." The Great Sage of Kunpeng nodded again and again: "You don't even dare to scold me, you actually scold me." I'll punish you. ”

"Whatever......" Li Guo smiled: "Then how are you going to punish me?" ”

Kunpeng Dasheng pursed his lips and put on a cute look like a little NV child: "I still live in a rented house, one of me is studying, and the other has no Beijing hukou, I want to have a two-bedroom and a living room." ”

After the Kunpeng Great Sage laid a big circle, his eyes narrowed, like a deceitful cat: "Do you understand?" ”

Li Guo smiled lightly, Kunpeng's performance was indeed not as expected by Li Guo. Li Guo had obtained some strange knowledge from anyone, and when facing this kind of ancient demon who was not constrained by the world at all, he could do whatever he wanted, without any scruples, and they would hardly express anger at anything. And...... One by one is very unproductive, and among the only three ancient demons left, one sells beer, one sells instant noodles, and one who used to sell low-end clothes and now sells high-end watches.

"You scoundrel." Kunpeng Great Sage narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Even Uncle Shi dares to ridicule." ”

Of course, Li Guo knew that Kunpeng could know what he was thinking, so he didn't feel strange at all: "Uncle Shi, I was just joking just now. Well, I'll give you a small cottage with a single family...... You know, I'm poor and I have money left. ”

"How domineering this sentence is." Kunpeng Dasheng twisted Li Guo's nose mischievously: "But I don't need it, you can give me a two-bedroom house of more than 60 square meters...... I can't afford it. ”

Li Guo nodded: "It's wrapped up in me, and I'll ask someone to send you the key in the afternoon." ”

"Look, I'm messing with my mind again." The Great Sage of Kunpeng sighed: "Don't you just want me to live in your community, and then you can be in my protection." ”

Li Guo stuck out his tongue and put on an embarrassed look of being recognized: "Uncle Shi, I didn't do it either." I have a pregnant fu at home, and I'm afraid I'll ......"

"There's nothing wrong with that." Kunpeng ate all the dessert in two bites, and then wiped his mouth: "I like you very much, even if you die, you have to settle your family." You're much better at this than mocking the wind, and that guy left his wife and children alone. ”

"The realm is there." Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "Let me give up my relatives for what righteousness, I don't have the ability, I can't do it." ”

"That's enough, that's enough." The Great Sage of Hun Peng sighed faintly: "Anyway, the future is uncertain, you try not to die yourself." I promise you, but there is one thing, I will not and cannot take the initiative, I am more restricted than you think, because I have my own world, and my boss will not allow me to come, really...... Don't think of the creator god as a big man, I'm very pitiful. ”

Saying that, the Kunpeng Great Sage put on a delicate demeanor like Lin Daiyu: "I especially like the Beetle, especially the kind that can be open, what ......do you think?"

Li Guo almost didn't hold back his laughter, while Mo Chou nervously tugged at Li Guo's sleeve under the table.

In fact, I've always heard how powerful the ancient demon is, but after the real contact, I found that the ancient demon is actually simpler than any person, or a little two, but these two are really cute. It's not as brutal and tyrannical as their legends say, destroying the world at every turn.

The big demon was bitter, and even a 300,000-odd beetle had to reach out to an ordinary person pitifully. And he couldn't pull his face and stretched out his hand directly, and it took him a long time to say it......

"I think your size is suitable for driving a Land Rover, strong contrast, how strong." Li Guo picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to the mother-in-law who was in charge of the money at home, and chatted with the seafood sage: "You said, so many people want to take care of you, why don't you have any of them?" ”

"Do you want to kill them?" Kunpeng Great Sage stretched out his hands helplessly: "Who dares to touch me?" Don't say sleep with me, just kiss me, that's all about calamity. It is all humanity that is punished. The legendary extinction. I'm lacking virtue like this, right? ”

Li Guo scratched his head: "The other two big demons, I heard ......"

"Don't make a fuss, you don't look at who they are with." The seafood sage sighed: "My other half is impossible to appear, because I don't exist." The I you see is not me, but I am me. I don't exist, but I exist, and in short, I'm nothing, but I really exist. ”

Li Guo was completely confused: "You definitely didn't learn Ma Zhe, this is too idealistic." ”

"I exist because my boss is the kindest. But as soon as I break the rules of the game, I will be recycled, and it is also the most cruel. It will give you all hope and it will destroy all your illusions. The seafood sage waved his hand: "It's useless to tell you this, you can't use it." ”

"Your boss, isn't it the so-called rules?" Li Guo frowned: "I heard what my master once said. ”

"That's right. But it's not entirely true. The Seafood Great Sage pondered for a while: "It's not so much a rule, it's an established law, I can't jump out of this law to play, but you can." For example, I can't try to destroy a race, but you can. For example, I can't try to interfere with the evolution of species, but you can. For example, I can't be in a relationship, but you can. Thorough, right? ”

"Ah...... It's too philosophical. Li Guo shook his head: "Uncle Shi, do you have anything to do in the afternoon?" If it's okay, I'm going to go buy something, and by the way, I'll give you some nong? It's filial piety, but you're also my uncle. ”

"Long live" Seafood Sage was full of excitement: "Then can you take me to eat the golden leopard once in the evening?" I've been reluctant, don't look down on me, I can rob a bank, but I have a moral benchmark. ”

"No problem, but I have a small request...... Can you stop holding my hand? Li Guo's face was very bitter: "You know that the people around me look at me like I robbed them of their rations." ”

"Cheng jiāo." The seafood sage was in a very good mood: "Then can I ask the unicorn to go with me?" There is also the mocking wind, they are all earth dogs, and they have never eaten anything good. ”

I rub ...... Li Guo was stupid at the time, the prohibition of the family's repeated orders had nothing to do with the ancient demons, but now it is all out at once, which makes Li Guo, a careful liver, where can he bear it...... Which of these three guys is the master of the stars alone, and then he wants to invite them to the buffet, which has to look back hundreds of thousands of times in his life, and eighty percent of his eyes have to be blind to cultivate the blessing.

"Lie to you." The seafood sage giggled: "I don't want to take the two of them to Lak, and they are much richer than me." ”

Li Guo was really frightened by her, and let out a long breath: "I saw mockery once, and he bullied my family." ”

Mo Chou blushed beside him and nodded repeatedly: "Yes...... Bullying my family out of the sheath. ”

"It can't be counted, how can he bully people, he has been bullied since he was a child." The seafood sage waved his hand: "He is a pure offender, and in general, he is the best to speak." The next time I take you to his place for a drink, I'll take someone there for free. ”

Li Guo was taken aback, and immediately knew that the Seafood Great Sage must often go to mock the Great Sage of the Wind to eat white food...... And not only do they eat it themselves, but they also take others to eat it......

"Okay, okay, let's go shopping." The seafood sage raised his hand: "Waiter, pay the bill." ”

In fact, in just a few hours of shopping in the afternoon, Mo Chou seemed to be in a fight with this lively seafood sage, the seafood sage is obviously also a soil bun, and Mo Chou Tu went together, the aesthetic vision of the two people seemed to stay in the late nineties of the last century, so Li Guo was very tragic......

"Okay, don't bother with a face. Take the card, you go and play it yourself. The seafood sage hooked his finger at Li Guogou: "I'll accompany your Xiaomei NV around, here I am the head snake." With me here, you can rest assured. ”

ào, if there is anyone else in this world who can hurt Xiao Mochou, whose combat power is off the charts, in front of the seafood sage, then this person can only be called a system virus, Li Guo has seen the power of the seafood sage, and he is a first-class master, but in front of him, he is like a hedgehog who has pulled out máo, and he has no ability to resist at all. If it weren't for the fact that she couldn't do too many things and threw her at Kunlun, Li Guo wouldn't have so many troubles.

So Li Guosuo Xing didn't bother the two of them shopping Yaxing, happily and respectfully handed over the gold card, and then asked Lafayette to say goodbye, and walked aimlessly.

In fact, the imperial capital is also a gorgeous place, and if you really want to compare it with Tokyo and Hong Kong, it can only be a country girl who has just learned to apply lipstick to the mirror. What is there to be fun about, Li Guo feels that there is nothing to be desired except for the subway line 1 when he goes to work in the morning. After all, on the full subway, the huā girl is casual......

Of course, Li Guo didn't take the initiative to do this, but physical touch is inevitable, and whenever this kind of thing happens, Li Guo can always be secretly cool all morning.

So bored, Li Guo walked around the small park behind the Forbidden City, that is, the place where Emperor Chongzhen hanged himself, sitting on the stone bench and looking at the crowd.

"Excuse me......"

Just when Li Guo wanted to break things up and think of something surprisingly, a soft and weak NV voice reached his ears.

He looked up sharply and found that there was a blonde-haired NV man standing in front of him, this girl was clearly a foreigner, after all, Chinese skin would not be so white, and even if the skin was so white, the face of the pupil was definitely not golden sè.

"Excuse me...... Where is the bus stop here......" The foreign girl saw Li Guo raise her head and asked with a smile on her face: "I've been around for a long time." ”

"You speak Chinese well." Li Guo replied casually: "Is it the first time to come to China?" ”

The NV kid smiled: "They all say I'm a foreigner, but I'm an authentic Han Chinese......"

said that the girl actually took out her ID card, which was really marked as Han nationality, and she was still from Jiangsu.

As soon as Li Guo heard this, he stood up with a thud and took two steps back: "You...... Not human."

If you are born out of phase, you must not be human. That's for sure, just like Sister Snow's white hair, Bird's wings, and Amber's tail, Mo Chou...... Mo Chou is a person at all, okay, NV Lu is a descendant of God at all, and isn't God also a human, even if it is said to be a zombie, but what kind of thing does a zombie change......

The NV kid was also stunned at the time, and let the back gaze stare at the back: "Who are you?" ”

Li Guo was silent for a while, then pointed to the stool next to him: "Sit, I'm from the Special Operations Department." ”

Li Guo is not talking nonsense, he is.

The girl didn't recognize her life, and sat down: "I didn't break the rules, I'm just an ordinary tourist." ”

"What are you?" Li Guo's meaning actually refers to what kind of demon that girl is. He didn't have much interest in bothering others, he was just looking for a topic of pure pain.

"That's how I was born." The girl stretched out a hand towards Li Guo: "Xia Ling, twenty-nine years old, is a very common name. I grew up in an orphanage, and they all thought I had albinism. ”

"Albinism does not have golden eyes." Li Guo shook Sister Xia's hand, but let go in an instant, and then jumped back: "It hurts"

"I'm sorry......" Sister Xia was stunned for a moment, then looked at Li Guo who was holding her hands, and suddenly tears were about to fall: "I'm sorry...... I'm really sorry ......."

As she spoke, she hurriedly took out the thick leather gloves and put them on her hands, and then took out a bottle of Yunnan white yào from her bag: "Wipe it." ”

Li Guo felt that there were no scars on his hands, but the pain was as if he had been cut by a sharp weapon. After he took over Yunnan Bai Yào, he began to look at this NV person.

This NV person looks like a foreigner at first glance, but if you look closely, she does have a small melon seed face unique to the southern NV, her eyes are golden and sè, and she looks a little curious and beautiful, and her hair is the same as her eyes, which are very gorgeous, and her hair looks shiny in the sun. Although it is not a beautiful beauty, it gives people a very ...... It's a very strange feeling, like the sense of looking up when Li Guo was a child when he looked at that He-Man's sister and what was Xirui's name.

And Li Guo also found that in the current summer when everyone is short-sleeved, this girl actually has long clothes and long boots, just like a bird jing in winter.

"How is this going on?" Li Guo smeared yào ointment on his hand while blowing softly: "I have the true qi of protecting the body......"

"I'm sorry...... Really, really sorry......" She still said sorry one by one: "I really didn't mean to...... Really"

Her expression was very sincere, and the more she talked, the more anxious she became, as if she was a child who had accidentally done something bad, and it could be seen from her outfit that this girl really didn't mean to hurt Li Guo, otherwise which normal person would put on a pair of cowhide gloves on a hot day in July, and the gloves were still long.

The pain in Li Guo's hand did not improve because of Yunnan Bai Yào, but it became more serious, and it hurt to the heart at the slightest touch, although it was not a big problem. For a person like Li Guo who has been broken for a long time, this can only be regarded as pediatric, but who likes to have a little pain on his body when he is fine......

"It's fine." Li Guo pinched his right wrist and waved his hand at the NV man with great difficulty: "Are you poisonous?" ”

The NV man shook his head and nodded again: "Are you really okay?" This is not fatal, but it will hurt very much, it will hurt for hours, and I will accompany you to the hospital. ”

Li Guo sighed and shook his head helplessly: "Are you really born like this?" ”

"Yes...... Now is not the time to talk about that. Xia Ling looked very anxious: "It's all my momentary negligence, it's too hot......

In fact, most of the people who are born out of appearance are very pitiful, except for Bird Zijing, she is simply a real dragon protector. Take Sister Xue as an example, in ancient times, she had always been alone in the mountains, and outsiders would say that she was a monster when they saw her white hair, not to mention that she was ugly at that time, and the reincarnation of the yin yang mirror, she was very capable, but because she was born out of phase, she had to bear the pathos that ordinary people couldn't imagine.

And Xia Ling in front of Li Guo is undoubtedly this kind of person, from her expression and eyes, you can see that this guy must have been ostracized by children since she was a child, saying that she is a glove monster or something......

So Li Guo's heart softened at that time, and he took out a business card with his left hand: "If you have difficulties, call me, I am actually from the Special Human Rescue Center." ”

The nonsense of the Ministry mén, that Xia Ling actually believed it, and looked at Li Guo's eyes as if he saw the staff of the animal shelter for an animal protection organization......

"You ......"

"It's okay, let's go." Li Guo sighed as he thought he was unlucky: "Are you born with this máo disease?" ”

Xia Ling glanced at Li Guo in embarrassment, and then nodded sadly: "I'll look for you...... I see you feel familiar. ”

Li Guo coughed: "I'm a public face......"

After finishing speaking, Li Guo suddenly felt that his hand hurt so much that he was about to go into shock, he didn't care about talking any more, so he casually said goodbye, and turned around and got into a rockery next to him, and then locked Mo Chou's position and swished over directly......

And that Xia Ling stood in place and looked at the place where Li Guo disappeared in a daze, tears falling down, and said to himself while muttering to himself: "You hurt people again, you shouldn't live at all......"

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