When the woman left, not long after the woman left, a police car came here, several policemen got out of the car, and asked the onlookers about the specific situation, and when they learned that the people lying on the ground were the gangsters who "intended to commit murder", they looked at each other, and their eyes were full of surprise: how could the person who intended to commit murder lie on the ground? Are they trying to commit murder? Or was it murdered?

However, no matter what the policemen think, the ironclad evidence is irrefutable, and several people were still taken away by the police, but when they left, they looked at Xu Fan with complicated eyes, no way, the statements of the surrounding people were too mysterious, and they directly said that he was the reincarnation of the Buddha, a peerless master, King Kong is not bad, and he is simply the protagonist in martial arts. But no matter what, Xu Fan is not a bad person, and the police questioned him and left.

Seeing that there was no excitement to see here, the crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed.

"Brother Xu, you are amazing." Looking at the crowd around him that was gradually dispersing, Luo Luo came to Xu Fan's side with a look of surprise and looked at him with eager eyes, with a hint of blush on his snow-white face.

"Hey...... Generally average, third in the world. Xu Fan touched his nose, it was still a powerful catalogue, and dozens of points of wishing power had achieved his reputation as invulnerable.

"Hee-hee, what a stinky fart!" When Luo Luo heard this, he stuck out his tongue at Xu Fan, and then showed a smiling face, his eyes narrowed into a line.

"Huh." Xu Fan was also happy in his heart, otherwise what made him a little happier was that Luo Luo's favorability towards him had increased by 5 points because of this incident.

"Okay, help Master Ding, and then go to school, it's been a lot of delay." Xu Fan shook his head with a smile, said hello to the middle-aged man and Master Ding who had not yet left, and after helping him pick up the car that had fallen to the ground, he took Luo Luo to the bus and headed towards the school.

Soon, the two came to school, and after parting ways, Xu Fan came to his classroom and started a day of studying.

"Hey, I said hawker, how are you practicing the song you practiced?" Just when Xu Fan was fascinated, Qin Qiang touched him.

"Song? What song? Xu Fan, who was thinking about the plot, was stunned for a moment and asked rhetorically.

"Damn! It's the school celebration that will come in two days. Qin Qiang looked at Xu Fan with disdain: This guy can forget such a big thing.

"What? Anniversary? What's the matter with me? Xu Fan was very confused.

"I'm rubbing! When the squad leader assigned the task, you didn't listen? Qin Qiang glared at Xu Fan angrily and explained to him: Last time, the master explained that they had to rehearse a chorus together. So the squad leader Li Yanting carefully chose a very nice song, but this song needs a lead singer. Regarding this lead singer, it made Li Yanting very sad, and she didn't know who to choose. After everyone's deliberation, everyone unanimously elected Xu Fan and decided to let Xu Fan be the lead singer, but the reason was that he was well-known because of the Jinshui disaster relief incident, which can be regarded as representing the image of their class.

"Huh? Why am I not impressed at all? Yes! Come to remember! Xu Fan was very surprised, and after thinking about it carefully, he finally remembered that Li Yanting was asking him to practice singing, and Xu Fan, who was absent-minded, thought that she was routinely instructing everyone to sing well, but he didn't expect that he was actually leading the singing.

"Hey, what do you say? When you were in Jinshui, you didn't have your head smashed. Qin Qiang glanced at Xu Fan and said angrily. This matter is related to the honor of their class and even their dormitory, in case Xu Fan drops the chain at a critical time, their faces are also very gloomy. What's more, he is also a fan of Qianqian, a die-hard fan. If Xu Fan caused him to lose face in front of Qianqian, then he would be crazy. He is fanatical and doesn't care if the big star Qianqian knows him.

"Ahh You fart! Xu Fan glanced at Qin Qiang, and made up his mind to go back and practice the song in chorus. But when it came to singing, he suddenly thought that on the day of the school anniversary, a star senior would come to the scene, and it seemed that she was also called Qianqian.

"It's even called Qianqian!" Xu Fan suddenly thought of Ji Qianqian who was in his own home, and a ridiculous thought couldn't help but rise in his mind: This star Qianqian won't be the Ji Qianqian in his own family, right?

However, this thought was quickly hidden by himself, because he clearly knew the situation of Qianqian at home, and now she is low-key, how dare she show her face. Besides, these two are two people at all. How can it be alone?

"Poof!" Just when Xu Fan was secretly pondering, a loud and long voice suddenly came from beside him.

"You!" Xu Fan was stunned for a moment, and looked at Qin Qiang in shock, he didn't expect this guy to be so arrogant and fart so much in class. In fact, it wasn't just Xu Fan, this clear and abnormal sound directly alarmed the teachers and students in the class, not only those students, but even the lecturer who was talking eloquently stopped his mouth and looked at Qin Qiang with a strange expression.

"I ...... I ......" was all concerned by teachers and students, no matter how thick-skinned Qin Qiang was, he couldn't help but make a big red face, staring at everyone's eyes, he said hesitantly, "I...... I don't know how it could be...... Not...... I couldn't hold back. ”

"Hahaha!" As soon as Qin Qiang's words fell, a huge burst of laughter broke out in the entire classroom, and the momentum was almost like tearing down the roof. The girls were better and smiled more reservedly, but the boys were rougher, and some of the boys even laughed so much that tears came out.

"Hahaha! I couldn't help it! I'm laughing to death! At this moment, Xu Fan also laughed, he patted Qin Qiang's back, and said with a smile, "Haha, I can't help it, if you want me to say it, you won't be able to hold back and make it louder later." ”

"the! I won't! Qin Qiang glanced at Xu Fan and showed his attitude toughly, but as soon as his words fell, a louder voice came from under his buttocks.

This voice is very peculiar, loud at the same time, but also very penetrating, in such a noisy time, it actually penetrates such a noisy atmosphere and enters everyone's ears.

With this voice, everyone stopped abruptly, and looked at Qin Qiang in a daze, their expressions were full of surprise, the originally noisy classroom was silent at this moment, even to the point that a needle fell to the ground, and it could be heard clearly.

"Huh...... Hey......" Qin Qiang said embarrassedly, his face had turned the color of pig liver, and now he couldn't wait to get into the ground, he seemed to feel that his face in this life had made him lose all of a sudden.

Everyone looked at each other for a while, and after a while, they suddenly burst into a loud burst of laughter, which soared into the sky, and even shook the entire teaching building.

"Hahahaha! Xiaoqiang, I can be regarded as convinced of you! You're so good, did you secretly practice such a kung fu to be funny? Haha, you can put it if you want to, you want to put it loud! Twin cannons! Xu Fan patted Qin Qiang's back vigorously, laughing so hard that he was about to twitch.

"Bastard! Someone must be cursing me, who is cursing me! Qin Qiang's face was purple, and he roared in a low voice, extremely angry.

"Hahaha!" His roar did not arouse sympathy from everyone, but made them laugh louder, but Xu Fan was an exception:

"Ugh." Xu Fan was stunned for a moment, and then restrained his smile, Qin Qiang's words shocked his heart, and the two words "curse" reminded him of his ability crow's mouth.

After thinking about what he said just now, the first sentence was "fart", and the second sentence was "come to a louder one", and Qin Qiang let out two farts in a row with these two sentences. In other words, Qin Qiang was completely embarrassed because of Xu Fan's curse.

"Ahaha, Xiaoqiang, do you really believe that someone is cursing you, must you have eaten something bad?" Xu Fan gently patted Qin Qiang's back and snorted.

"I didn't eat at all today! It must be some bastard, which one of the people who gave birth to sons without chrysanthemums and cursed me behind my back. Qin Qiang roared, his eyes flashed, and he scolded hatefully.

"Hey...... Hey...... Ah, well. Facing Qin Qiang's curse, Xu Fan was hesitant, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, but he sighed slightly in his heart: Fortunately, Xiaoqiang doesn't have skills like a crow's mouth, otherwise my future son may be a real chrysanthemum, that would be too terrible.

However, when he thought of the skill of crow's mouth, the question in Xu Fan's heart came. How far can this skill go? If he says "you go die" to someone, will someone really die? There is also a clause in the skill description: If you use it excessively, then he himself will be counterattacked, where is this boundary, and how many times is it used? Or is there some other criterion?

"Xiaotu, how exactly is this skill used?" After thinking about it, he couldn't get an answer, Xu Fan simply turned to the Baimei Catalogue, but this time the catalogue made Xu Fan a little disappointed:

"The fit is insufficient, and about this skill, it is up to the chosen person to ask for it himself."

"What?" Xu Fan was taken aback and asked eagerly, "Xiaotu, how can you be like this, this matter is big or small, I don't want to be eaten by skills when I don't know it." ”

The catalogue was silent for a while, and then said to Xu Fan again: "The number of skill uses should not be higher than five times a day, and if the curse is huge, the number of uses will be superimposed." ”

Xu Fan was overjoyed, and hurriedly patted his ass: "Xiaotu, you are so good, then can you tell me how this skill is used?" What if I curse my friends and relatives by mistake? ”

After being silent for a while, the catalogue gave the answer again: "The catalogue will automatically distinguish the chosen speaking context and activate a small curse, which does not count towards the number of skill uses." ”

"Huh?" Xu Fan was stunned for a moment, and his heart was overjoyed: In this way, this is a harmless little joke, and it will not hurt his relatives and friends. And it doesn't count the number of skill uses, it's just a prank, the only secret to play tricks. He looked at Qin Qiang beside him and smiled.

When he landed, Qin Qiang only felt that there was a cold snap on his body, and the chrysanthemum couldn't help but tighten...... (To be continued.) Please search, better update faster! For mobile phone users, please go to m. to read on this site. )