Comrade Bird Er is actually an extremely serious person, and she and Li Guo sit in the chairman's seat. After the start of the annual meeting of the underworld, she now reads out the speech of the conference and the summary of last year's work to the bigwigs in various parts of the audience as usual.

In this process, Li Guo found that Comrade Bird's expression had not changed at all from beginning to end, not even his eyes had changed, and he had maintained that cold state from beginning to end.

There were four huge long tables under the rostrum, on which there were more than 100 big brothers sitting or lying on their stomachs, and Li Guo even found that many of them were women. And there are also a few special seats at the front, and there is an old man with water on it. It's the same guy who went to that auction last time, and they're all agile like Tom Cruise.

They sat in the audience, all looking at Li Guo with a smile, and their expressions made Li Guo suddenly feel that these old guys were choosing a son-in-law instead of a president...... "Okay, the routine has been finished." Bird Er lifted his gold-rimmed glasses: "If you have any questions, you can ask them." If not, we'll move on to the next project. ”

At this time, the lazy fat man in the audience suddenly raised his hand, pointed at Li Guo, and said in an extremely playful tone: "Shangfeng, why does this man sit in the president's position, you have to give an explanation to the brothers." ”

Bird Er raised his eyes to look at him, then took out a form from the folder and read it: "Zhang Lei, his real name is Zhang Dalei." He joined the gang at the age of sixteen and is now Chinese New Year's Eve seven years old. In 21 years, he has been imprisoned 30 times, mainly operating nightclubs and KTV, and has received 11.3 million yuan this year. ”

"That's right, it's me." The fat man looked around triumphantly: "Go to the peak, buddies and brothers are waiting." ”

Li Guo was just about to get up to introduce himself, but he was quietly pressed by Bird Er's hand and forcibly held back his words.

Bird Er slowly sat back on the stool, looked coldly at the small group that was coaxing with the fat man below, and raised a finger: "This is the candidate directly recommended by the peak, if you have any objections, you can question the peak." ”

"I ......" The fat man was stunned by the word "peak", and his tone suddenly weakened by more than half: "Don't use the peak to suppress people, I have been here for twenty years, and I have never seen a big boss at all." If it weren't for a few uncles, I'm afraid our little meeting would have crossed a long time ago, right? ”

"Yes." Bird Er didn't show the slightest hint of anger: "You're right. But that's what the pinnacle means, and you can question her if you have any objections. ”

Zhang Fatzi spread his hands: "Where did I go to question, I haven't even seen a face-to-face, why can I assign such an important position to a small character who doesn't even have hair?" ”

"This can have a ......" Li Guo whispered, but the microphone directly expanded his voice to the earth-shattering sound. Even he himself was startled: "What about such a loud sound?" ”

As soon as he made such a joke, the bottom burst into laughter. The otherwise serious atmosphere was ruined.

Li Guo saw that he had unknowingly made the bird unable to come to the stage, so he took the initiative to stand up, cleared his throat, fed twice in front of the microphone, and touched his head stupidly and smiled: "Actually, I know that everyone will definitely question my ability and my personality, this is normal." ”

Saying that, Li Guo propped his hands on the platform and glanced at the people who were laughing at him: "Since I promised the bird...... At the top, I will definitely do my best to run her business well. Of course, this will also take a little time, and I hope you will be a little more tolerant. Well...... My name is Li Guo. ”

Li Guo's words were definitely very sincere, but even he felt that there was an indescribable rustic atmosphere. According to the episodes in movies and television, at this time, Li Guo should take out his gun and shoot three times to kill the fat man with a meaty face, and then wipe his nose and shout below, 'Who is still not convinced?' ’

But after all, that kind of thing is too bizarre, and Li Guo really can't do it. So he can only choose a more earthy way to let others down their guard.

And as soon as he finished speaking, Bird Er took over the conversation: "I don't want any more voices questioning the peak, don't make an example." ”

Maybe it was Li Guo's concession that fueled Zhang Fatzi's arrogance, and maybe it was really the organization of the bird spirit that was already crumbling.

Zhang Fatzi not only ignored Bird Er's warning, but also stood up from his position even more violently, and said almost roaringly: "Don't tell me anything, Lao Tzu is not scared." Lao Tzu's life's work has been sprinkled on this, let me watch it finish, I can't do it, I can't do it! ”

"Enough!" An old man in the front row suddenly stood up: "Da Lei, get over!" ”

Zhang Fatzi was directly swallowed back by this voice, gritted his teeth and walked in front of the old man without saying a word.

"Get on your knees."

"Uncle......" Zhang Fatzi shouted, but he still stubbornly refused to kneel: "Old ...... I'm not wrong. ”

"Get on your knees!" The old man's face turned red with anger, and his ears trembled with redness.

Seeing his appearance, Zhang Fatzi reluctantly knelt on the ground in front of everyone. However, although the person knelt down, his neck was still stiff, and he refused to bow his head when he died.

"My nephew is not sensible." The old man hugged his fists at Li Guo and Bird Eryi: "I hope Shangfeng will let him go." ”

Bird Er shook his head: "No." ”

The attitude was resolute and affirmative, without the slightest hesitation, and he didn't care about the old man's plea at all, but knocked on the table with his fingers: "Break one finger, one hundred lashes." It's the rule. ”

At this moment, everyone in the audience was silent. Although most of them think about the same as Zhang Fatzi, they can be said to be people on the same front. But at this time, whoever comes out on top is really a bird. The people who can sit in this place are the backbone of this transnational underworld surname gang organization, which one is not as fine as castor beans, pressing a handful of oil. Everyone knows that although Zhang Fatzi is right this time, he is really excessive, and he has to be punished for speaking for him...... Who wants to cut off a finger out of thin air or be whipped into a zebra...... As soon as it sounds, it's inferior...... And the old man also confronted Bird Er like this, and no one spoke. The atmosphere in the room was extremely low for a moment.

Li Guo took advantage of this time to quietly beckon to Honghong, who was sitting behind him silently, and asked in a low voice, "What's the situation?" ”

"Zhang Dalei is Uncle Zhang's own nephew, Uncle Zhang has no son in his life, Zhang Dalei is just like his own son." Honghong pointed to Zhang Fatzi who was kneeling on the ground: "Uncle Zhang is the elder of the association, his nephew made a mistake, and he is not easy to plead, but he is reluctant to let his nephew become a cripple." Now the situation is awkward. ”

As soon as he said this, Li Guo understood. It turns out that the situation is so confusing, and it is a dilemma for anyone.

However, although Li Guo is sometimes a little stupid, he is indeed very smart and smart, and when he thinks about it, he knows that it is most appropriate for him to do something now.

So, he stood up and leaned into the ear of Bird Er: "Can you be a little looser?" ”

Bird Er was stunned for a moment, and glanced back at Li Guo. There is also a tangle in my heart, according to the rules, whoever intercedes will have to be punished on behalf of others. Can...... Don't make a fuss, who dares to cut off Li Guo's fingers here? He himself is a master, not to mention, who dares to cut his fingers, Bird Zijing's temper can't help but say, not to mention that he also has a fiancée who can solve everyone present in a minute.

Of course, in fact, Bird Er didn't know that Li Guo not only had a perverted fiancée, but also a perverted daughter, sister and a perverted concubine, and this concubine also had several partners...... However, Bird Er is not a pervert, and this cutting off people's fingers is not a fun thing, since Li Guo's hornet's nest can't be touched, he just happens to be used as a ladder to go down.

So Bird Er nodded, took off one of the wrenches of his fingers, and pressed it directly on Li Guo's hand: "Now I am your deputy." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment and glanced at the wrench in his hand. Immediately understood Bird Er's intentions, so he smiled helplessly, walked to the middle of the rostrum, and supported the platform with both hands: "This thing is all because of me, then I am here to ask everyone for him." At this point, I'm actually going to do it hard, so I sincerely hope that everyone can cooperate with my work. And I've already said that if I can't do it, I'll do it for three months at most. ”

The first time Li Guo said this, he would be called a soft egg. But now in this situation, he dared to push the tank and plead, and dared to let everyone present cooperate with him...... The point is that he did this, and the bird next to him didn't say a word. You can know that this guy has a background with his buttocks, and today the eight King Kongs appeared together, and it was clear that they came to press Li Guo. If you get to this point, you still can't figure it out, the gang of people in the audience will pack up and go home to find a stable three-shift job to save for 15 years of social security.

And the fat man Zhang who was kneeling below frowned, and suddenly stood up: "Why does Lao Tzu want you to intercede!" ”

After saying that, without saying a word, he put his left hand on the table, took out a small dagger and slashed it down.

Li Guo sighed, shook his head silently, picked up the pen on the table and threw it forward lightly, and then the pen with the sound of whining and breaking the air poked directly at the back of the dagger.

"Look...... Can you stop me like this? Li Guo was really annoyed at this time: "I really want to do a good job." ”

Listening to Li Guo's words, Bird Er smiled silently on the side, silently watching the development of the situation.

And Zhang Pang was frightened enough by Li Guo's hand, the strength and accuracy of the pen flying over just now were simply ...... It's Xiao Li's flying knife...... Most of the people present have also seen some hot scenes, but no one has ever seen anyone who can do such a shocking thing lightly. So they were all quiet...... Very quiet. Who knows if Li Guo, a man who looks wilted at first glance, will stick a ballpoint pen into their temples in the next second.

Of course, those old men have all seen Li Guo demolish the building, so it seems that he is very confident, and the old man surnamed Zhang nodded at Li Guo quietly, expressing his gratitude, and then sat silently on the stool, kicked Zhang Fat's ass hard, and asked him to hurry back.

At this time, a thousand words are better than a silence, Li Guo thanked everyone present and sat back in his place. And Bird Er's time was quite good, and while Li Guo sat down, he stepped forward and asked in the microphone without being salty: "Are there no objections now?" Then let's move on to the second topic. ”

"This one is our incoming president." Bird Er staggered a step and introduced Li Guo to the people below: "Now vote, please don't raise your hand if you agree, and raise your hand if you don't agree." ”

The bigwigs present looked at each other, and no one voted against them in their hands, except for Zhang Pang, who was saved by Li Guo just now, he raised his hand high, with a look of distrust of Li Guo.

"One vote against, unanimously passed." After Bird Er finished counting the vote, he leaned in front of the microphone and said, "If there is a problem, say it clearly." If let me know who's stumbling in the back. You have all memorized the family law, so I don't need to say it anymore. ”

After speaking, the eight old men below took the lead in applauding, and the audience suddenly applauded. This feeling even made Li Guo a little fluttery.

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

Li Guo followed the prestige, and found that the bird spirit walked in from outside the door with messy hair, and after seeing Li Guo, he slapped his mobile phone directly from his pocket on the table, and scolded with a big tongue full of wine: "**...... Remote control to return me ......"

When the Eight King Kongs saw the bird spirit, they hurriedly wanted to stand up and salute, but they were all stared back by the bird spirit's vicious eyes.

Li Guo scratched his head, and while feeling the remote control out of his pocket, he smiled apologetically at the people below.

"You're not awake yet? How did you get here? Li Guo dragged the bird essence and ran out of the door, smelled the smell of wine all over her body, and touched her forehead: "It's not driving, right?" ”

"I flew here...... Bird Zijing suddenly sat on the ground, hugged Li Guo's thigh, and said cryingly: "I want to watch TV, you took my remote control." ”

As soon as Li Guo saw this posture, she knew that she had another attack of neurosis. hurriedly beckoned to Bird Er at the door, signaling her to come over quickly.

Bird Er was really a roundworm of Bird Zijing, and after going out, without saying a word, he directly picked up Bird Zijing and said to Li Guo: "I'll take her to rest for a while." ”

Seeing the bird spirit crying and being carried away by the second bird, Li Guo returned to the hall with a sigh of relief, and said extremely apologetically: "I'm really sorry...... Private matters, private matters......"

The big guys at the bottom didn't care about Li Guo's wife coming to the door to ask for remote control, but what surprised most people was why Li Guo, a somewhat wilted man, had such a vigorous wife...... Of course, except for the eight old King Kongs, no one present knew the true identity of the bird spirit. Otherwise, it is really possible that today will be the last annual meeting of this underworld organization...... After a brief speech, Li Guo handed over all the things to Honghong, and Bird Er also came back at this time, embarrassed, as if he had been badly ruined. After she came over, the first thing she did was to say to the bigwigs: "That's all for today, and the second regular meeting will be held at the same time tomorrow." ”

As soon as the words fell, the bigwigs who had been held back all morning rushed out of the front and back doors like high school students after school. However, the difference between them and high school students is quite big, such as the murderous aura when the leaders of so many gangs involved in crime get together...... The people were almost clean, and in the end, only the Eight King Kongs, Zhang Pang and Li Guohong Red Bird were left in the hall.

Zhang Fat's uncle stepped forward at this time, and he was very elegant like Li Guo clasping his fists and saluting: "Thank you, the fat man has been screwing his temper since he was a child." ”

Li Guochao smiled at Zhang Fat, who was still snorting angrily not far away, and shook his head: "It's nothing, if no one doubts me, then it's wrong." ”

"President, don't talk about them, even we will be suspicious." The other of the Eight King Kongs came around, took out a small iron wine jug from his pocket, and poured it: "It's just that if the boss says it, it must make sense." And you surprised us today. ”

"I'm under a lot of pressure." Li Guo smiled bitterly: "How have I ever done such a big stall." ”

Honghong walked over, leaned on the platform and looked down silently: "Actually, this stall is not only big, but it is about to disperse." ”

"Poof......" Li Guo squirted out directly with a mouthful of water: "Are you kidding......"

The Eight King Kongs nodded in unison: "That's the case, so we try our best to turn from black to white, but the underworld is smooth sailing, but they can play white...... These highly educated people are all shrugged. ”

Li Guo pinched his forehead: "You don't expect me, do you...... You also see me like this, how can I have this ability? ”

"It should be fine." Bird Er suddenly interjected: "The patriarch once told me that you are the smartest man she has ever met. One. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Me? Also tied for the smartest? ”

"Others include Roosevelt, Hitler, and Churchill."

Okay, this evaluation is really high, Li Guo was very stunned. He didn't expect that his status in Birdie was actually on a par with these three bigwigs, and listening to the meaning of this, it seemed that Birdie Jing had also ranked himself above Comrade Stalin, an amateur military enthusiast.

What a glory this is......

(To be continued)