"Xiaochuan, do you have a few viewing websites for me?"

Suddenly, Zhang Tianshi asked with a lewd smile.

"Huh?" Yang Chuan replied speechlessly: "If you want to watch the film, you can search directly in Qiandu!" ”

"Not this!" Zhang Tianshi said in a low voice: "What I want to watch is the kind of island country action movie, you know this!" ”

Seeing Zhang Tianshi's appearance, Yang Chuan finally knew that this guy originally wanted to watch that kind of film.

"Master, isn't it?" Yang Chuan said depressedly: "You are also the head of Maoshan Sect, how can you watch that kind of film?" As a Taoist disciple, shouldn't you be pure and devote yourself to cultivating the Tao? You do this, be careful that Master Sanqing Ancestor will kill you with a thunderbolt and lightning. ”

"Whew!" Zhang Tianshi spat on the ground and said, "Boy, don't talk nonsense. You will give the Sanqing Patriarch a thunderbolt to death, and we are not cultivators, and we don't have a bald donkey at all, so let's see what is it? ”

"Even if the bald donkeys in the Buddhist temples are now sanctimonious on the surface, and the male thieves and prostitutes in the background, if they are really the Green Lantern Ancient Buddha, where will they be full of fat now? Therefore, compared to their master, I am much more noble. ”

"To tell you the truth, if I hadn't been taught by Maoshan Mountain, I would have shaved my head and become a flower monk."

For such a Taoist priest who gave up his life ideals without discipline, Yang Chuan could only give him the middle finger and despise him fiercely.

Yang Chuan thought about it, and now people are basically taking monks as a profession, eating better than anyone else, and driving a boat to shake even Shaolin Temple is now more and more like a company, it is said that some people also proposed to go public.

There are very few real monks in Chinese Buddhism, and most of the real monks are in Thailand, Laos and other countries, where the monks of the monasteries are the real Buddhist disciples, and they only know how to eat fasting and chant Buddha every day, just like the ascetics.

In a word, now that those who believe in Buddhism and Taoism are beginning to sink, the world may really be about to fall.

Speaking of fast broadcasting, it's a must-have artifact for otaku.,There aren't a few otaku computers that don't have fast broadcasting.。

"Alas~!" Zhang Tianshi sighed lightly and said: "In the past, it was really good to use fast broadcasting, and basically you could watch any film, but now isn't the country carrying out any 'clean network' action?" The boss of the fast broadcasting company has run away, and we are still watching a fart, think about it, and now the anti-pornography network in Lingnan is also sweeping away pornography, and our slings are really out of life. ”

"What else are you saying about the healthy growth of teenagers, you fuck! Many flower girls have been ruined by these officials, or they have been insulted by the beast teacher to the shameless principal, and now it is even more difficult for us to find a virgin than to ascend to the sky. ”

Looking at Zhang Tianshi's snot and tears, Yang Chuan despised this old guy from the bottom of his heart.

But then again, since the country has carried out some anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities and "clean network" activities, a large number of good Chinese singles can't even masturbate themselves, so the media has often reported what girls have lost contact with recently.

It is estimated that these lost sister papers were ruined by this group of hormones-secreted beasts, looking at Zhang Tianshi's pitiful appearance, Yang Chuan had no choice but to give him more than 100 classic island country action movies in his mailbox.

Speaking of these more than 100 island country action movies, each of them is a classic, Yang Chuan finally found it, if others knew that there were so many ** in his mailbox, it was estimated that he would be scared to collapse on the spot.

A sixteen-year-old boy is so familiar with the structure of the human body that he can be called a master, but fortunately, Yang Chuan and his two lives together have a lewd uncle who is almost forty years old, so when he looks at it, he often adopts the attitude of scientific research.

Zhang Tianshi, who got the film, immediately turned on the self-masturbation mode, only to see him click on the player, open the crotch of his pants, take out the goods, and then hold the sanitary napkin in his right hand and open it, and also put the sound very loud, it is estimated that the entire villa can be heard.

Seeing this situation, Yang Chuan was completely defeated by this obscene old man.

Yang Chuan said with contempt: "Master, do you want to be so hungry and thirsty? ”

Zhang Tianshi glanced at him and said, "You know a fart!" Since the national online crackdown on pornography, I haven't masturbated for a month. ”

"Okay!" Yang Chuan said speechlessly: "It's okay for you to find a young lady another day, don't masturbate in my villa every day." ”

Zhang Tianshi spread his hands and said, "I want to too, but I don't have any money now." ”

Depressed! There was no way to keep this obscene old man from polluting the environment, so Yang Chuan could only give him a few thousand yuan.

Zhang Tianshi, who got the money, said with a smile on his face: "Great, with this money, I'll go tomorrow." ”

Yang Chuan persuaded: "You have to pay attention to your body, I don't want to go to the hair salon to bring your body back." ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Tianshi was completely angry and shouted, "You girl! You're insulting my self-esteem, and even though I'm sixty or seventy years old now, it's not a problem to tell you that I'm still old and strong enough to fly together. ”

"Still flying together?" Looking at Zhang Tianshi's small and soft little jiji, Yang Chuan said disdainfully: "Master, if you don't brag, we are still good masters and apprentices." Anyway, you listen to my advice and don't when you're free, you see your hands are calloused. ”

Zhang Tianshi said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense with you, I still want to appreciate the giant * of Yui Hatano." ”

At this moment, Yang Chuan was completely defeated, and he didn't bother to pay attention to this obscene old man, so he went upstairs directly.

..........

On the second floor, Yang Chuan entered the room and turned on the computer directly.

Although the three-hour concert was very tiring, there were some things that Yang Chuan had to do.

Yang Chuan first clicked on the webpage of Singularity Chinese, and then entered the personal center and then entered the author area.

"Malegobi~!"

Just when Yang Chuan wanted to upload and publish the manuscript, he suddenly looked depressed.

I don't know if the personnel of the technical department of Singularity grew up eating Xiang? It was stuck like a dog, and there was no response to how to click on the page, there was no way, and the singularity card was recognized in the industry, and Yang Chuan had to wait patiently.

A minute passed, ten minutes passed, and half an hour passed.......... An hour passed, but the chapter that Yang Chuan wanted to upload was still not published, and he completely collapsed in front of the computer at this time.

"I'll wipe it~! Do you want to be so stuck? The speed card of this web page can't be plugged in. ”

There is no way,

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