Chapter 92: Speed 1986.
When Li Guo opened his eyes early in the morning, he felt dizzy. It felt like it was poisoned, but it felt like a hangover from too much alcohol when you tasted it.
He got out of the quilt, and Mo Chou beside him had long been gone, hearing the crackling sound of the computer outside, Li Guo didn't have to think about it, he knew that Mo Chou was gathering gas again, and in the absence of a little new girl and her to grab the computer and Li Guo was going out today, Mo Chou could explode for a whole day.
"Don't mess with Edgeworth in the future......" Li Guo looked a little weak, yesterday's explosion of consumption made him, a young man who had never exercised at all since graduating from college, really a little unbearable.
What's more, Li Guo almost demolished half of the building yesterday, although strictly speaking, Li Guo's progress is fast, but he still hasn't left the ranks of middle and low-level players, every time he sees Mo Chou no matter how he summons out the sheath, he can be full of energy the next day, Li Guo is always inexplicably envious. Although it is a bit ridiculous to say that he envies his fiancΓ©e, after all, if Li Guo is against Mo Chou now, he will almost be knocked down in a second.
Of course, Li Guo is now able to bully Bird Zijing...... Thinking of Bird Zijing, Li Guo couldn't help but think of the inexplicable wind and snow in the bathroom last night, and Bird Zijing's subsequent abnormal behavior.
Li Guo is not stupid, he is also very embarrassed about this kind of thing. If you want to say that you don't like the bird spirit, it's definitely a fart, but this kind of liking doesn't rise to love, and it is estimated that the feeling of the bird spirit is similar. The two of them almost went off the fire yesterday, thanks to Li Guo's strong will, otherwise it is estimated that they would not have the face to meet again today.
Of course, Li Guo is also convinced that with the cleverness of Bird Zijing, she will definitely have a tacit understanding with herself, and no one will mention the absurd things that happened last night.
Sure enough, when Li Guo walked to the living room, Bird Zijing was bathed in the early morning sun, wearing a camisole and small hot pants lying on the carpet reading fashion magazines, and her two long legs fluttered back and forth on the carpet. After seeing Li Guo come out, he pointed to the kitchen very calmly and casually: "There are fried sausages, bread, fried dough sticks and porridge, as well as pickles and milk." β
Li Guo was stunned: "Why do I think this match is weird...... Will I have diarrhea after eating? β
A magazine flew over and hit Li Guo's face, and then she roared angrily: "The old lady got up at half past five to make breakfast, you got up at eight o'clock to eat, and you are still picking and choosing here?" β
ββ¦β¦ I was wrong. Li Guo covered his head with both hands, slowly moved to the dining table under the forced gaze of the bird spirit, and under the bright eyes of the bird spirit, he ate all the strange food on the table cleanly.
I have to say that the craftsmanship of the bird essence is still remarkable, the sausages are fried and browned and crispy, the bread is still creamy, the pickles are not salty or light, and the porridge is even more light, of course, the premise of all this is that Li Guo ignores the matching problem of this strange package.
After eating a stomach full of strange taste, Li Guo sat on the sofa, raised his watch and looked at the time: "I'm going out at nine o'clock, you can borrow me a car." β
Bird Zijing sighed, touched under the sofa for a long time, and found a long list of keys, on which there were a lot of various car trademarks: "I bought a floor in the community garage, which is full of my cars, you pick it yourself." β
Li Guo was blindsided at that time, and this set of keys weighed more than two catties...... So he sat on the sofa while looking at the label attached to the key, and at the same time picked a suitable car inside: "Mo Chou, let the bird take you out to eat at noon, I may have to come back later today." β
Mo Chou came to Li Guo with his notebook, took out a talisman from his pocket, and handed it to Li Guo: "Xianggong, if you encounter danger, burn it with fire, and Mo Chou will rush there immediately." β
Li Guo looked at the rune paper, pinched Mo Chou's face, and then stuffed his mobile phone into Mo Chou's hand: "The phone is faster......
As he spoke, Li Guo picked out the most simple-looking car keys, and threw the remaining string back to Bird Zijing: "Bird, call me if you have something." β
"Oh......" Toriko responded to Li Guo carefully and absently, as if he was slowly crawling on the ground without any reaction, until he climbed to the back of the sofa and disappeared from Li Guo's sight.
Li Guo glanced at the strange bird spirit and shook his head helplessly. And attached himself to Mo Chou and kissed him on the face: "I'm leaving." β
Mo Chou raised his little face, and naturally had a short tongue kiss with Li Guo, then put down the notebook, took Li Guo's hand and sent him to the door: "Xianggong, be more careful." β
Li Guo snorted and pondered for a long time: "Do I want to take Zhan Lu with me?" β
Mo Chou naturally nodded: "If you want to bring it, you will bring it, Mo Chou will take it for you." β
After speaking, Mo Chou took Zhan Lu out of the room with bare feet and crackled, and simply wrapped it in a bath towel: "Xianggong, Mo Chou is waiting for you to come back here." β
Li Guo hugged Mo Chou's waist again, and came to a hot kiss before parting, and just halfway through the kiss, Bird Zijing suddenly shouted: "It's endless, you know how to kiss and kiss all day long, don't do the right thing?" β
Li Guo was taken aback by the sudden reprimand, and even crawled out of the door, and even forgot to take the elevator, and ran all the way to the garage.
"Let's go!" As soon as Li Guo's footsteps disappeared, Bird Zijing suddenly jumped from the corner behind the sofa to Mo Chou, who was playing on the sofa with a computer: "Let's follow him!" β
Mo Chou turned his head to look at the bird spirit, his face full of doubts: "Why?" Xianggong said that Mochou was waiting for him at home. Why track? β
When Bird Zijing heard Mo Chou's words, she scratched her head like crazy: "He went to see other women!" Look at Xiaoxin's appearance, do you think her mother can be bad? Why are you so ...... So confident? β
After thinking about it for a long time, he still didn't dare to directly face Mo Chou Daxian's foul-mouthed bird essence, but he just tactfully satirized Mo Chou's natural stupidity.
Mo Chou raised his head slightly and looked at the ceiling, and pointed his finger at his chin: "That woman Mo Chou has seen it, it is indeed a little bit of a posture, and she can see it when she sees it, how can Mo Chou get in the way of who the husband wants to see?" β
"If you don't go, I'll go. You cook your own meals at noon. Bird Zijing had no way to correct the concept of Lord Sword Immortal, so he could only choose to be alone: "The meals are ready-made, in the refrigerator, take the microwave to heat it yourself." β
As he spoke, Bird Zijing put on a big windbreaker, a rabbit hat, a fox scarf and tyrannosaurus glasses, and walked to the door in the style of the former Soviet KGB, ready to go down to follow Li Guo.
After thinking for a long time, Mo Chou walked to the side of the bird spirit: "I can go with you, but you have to buy me KFC." β
"Let's go...... Hurriedly. I'm going to buy you a fried chicken shop tomorrow. Bird Zijing changed her shoes while reading the golden rooster, and urged Mo Chou to hurry up and go with her.
And Li Guo was sneezing in Bird Zijing's private garage at this time, looking for the car that matched the key in his hand: "It's strange, I'm about to try it all." β
In the end, when Li Guo finally inserted the key in his hand, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, but ...... When he looked up and saw the model that matched the key, he immediately cried and laughed...... Good...... Good fuck retro ...... Li Guo was made fun of himself, the model of the car in front of him, Li Guo recognized it at a glance, this is like the ae86 that Fujiwara Takumi sent tofu back and forth in Akinayama!
"It's okay......" After Li Guo opened the door, he got in the car and felt it: "It's not bad." β
For a person like Li Guo who only has a minimum driver's license, not to mention the Bentley that can be started by voice control and the Ferrari that can be started by fingerprints, even her automatic transmission BMW Li Guo is confused, but this kind of car that is only seen in museums can just be mastered by him.
"First upside down, reverse ......" Li Guo began to toss the old antique car in the underground parking lot step by step: "Change gears again...... Hey, it's moving. β
And just as he was having fun, a pink Cadillac outside was buzzing anxiously. Sitting inside was a bird spirit who was even more anxious than this car: "What do you say he is playing, why hasn't he come out yet?" β
Mo Chou held the sword box, her head dozed off in the co-pilot's seat little by little, after hearing the words of the bird essence, she raised her head and glanced at the bird essence, but her attention was immediately attracted by the cute perfume box in front of her, and she shook her head slowly: "Xianggong is a very interesting person." β
When Li Guo drove the car out, Bird Zijing sighed: "Why did he pick this one...... It's ......"
Before she could finish speaking, Li Guo suddenly found a small green button under the steering wheel, with the huge four words "liquid nitrogen cooling" written on it.
"What is this?" Li Guo's brain slammed into the water, and he pressed the button without pause...... "It's the fastest car that the old lady runs!" Bird Zijing saw that Li Guo's antique car suddenly accelerated in a few seconds, and she immediately stepped on the accelerator directly.
As the faint exhaust behind the butt of the antique car turned into a blue flame, Li Guo was suddenly firmly sucked into the seat of the car, and the speed display on the dashboard soared from ten kilometers per hour to four hundred and ten kilometers per hour in five seconds.
"I ...... I ......" Li Guo was covered with a ball at that time, and his powerful habitual surname made his chest thump, and the speed on the dashboard continued to soar.
And no matter how much he applied the brakes, the car didn't seem to react at all, and by the time it reached the road where no one was around, it was already traveling at more than 450 kilometers per hour.
This speed...... Even the speedometer has no effect.
"It's a big deal." Li Guo instantly used his relative time slowing function, and began to drive this wild horse with great caution.
Fortunately, with this slow-sighted function, otherwise Li Guo would definitely end up with a car crash and death. And gradually, when he got used to it, he felt that this feeling was extremely refreshing, and his chest couldn't help but feel a wild surname spurting out. Biting the tip of his tongue hard, he turned off the slow-motion function.
Suddenly, everything in his eyes turned into a flash, everything turned into a flat surface, and the pedestrians and vehicles on the road were all overtaken by him one by one. In the eyes of others, the white car Li Guo was sitting in was like a white lightning, and he didn't even hear the sound clearly, so he rolled up a gust of wind and disappeared around the corner.
And immediately behind him, there was actually a pink lightning bolt......
(To be continued)