At the end of each year, to be exact, after the twenty-third year of the lunar month, before the Chinese New Year's Eve, one day will be the busiest time of the year in Wangjiazhuang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

On this day, whether it is a wanderer who works hard outside the village or an old farmer who has never walked out of a radius of ten miles, whether it is a child who babbles, or an old man who has lost all his teeth, he will always appear in the village in full costume on that day.

This day is known as a grand scene of Wangjiazhuang long street banquet!

This year's Long Street Banquet is different from previous years, and the scene of each family setting up a stall to prepare each family's specialty dishes is gone. Instead, rows of tables and chairs lined up neatly on both sides of the road, red tablecloths spread on the tables, and even the cushions on the stools were bright red.

The old and young people in the village at the table wore new clothes, gathered together to eat sugar cubes, peanuts, melon seeds, jujube chestnuts, pistachios, almonds and other nuts, and chatted with smiles on their faces.

A bunch of little kids who haven't reached school age will run to this table for a while, grab a handful of peanuts and run, or grab a handful of candy and put it in their pockets, covering their pockets and spilling cheerful laughter all the way.

A dozen older and teenage half-grown-ups scattered in the middle and at both ends of the road, laughing and lighting kicks or firecrackers from time to time, provoking some of the busy women to complain with smiles on their faces.

"Hey, hey! You'll put it back later! After a while, the bride is here, and you still fart? Wang Yaowu was wearing a well-fitting custom suit, pointing to the bear child who had just thrown a firecracker next to him.

"Uncle, I can't finish it! My Uncle Ma has prepared a room full of firecrackers, two kicks, flashing thunder, fireworks, and fireworks, even from now until dark! ”

The bear children were not afraid of Wang Yaowu, and retorted with a stiff neck. However, it is obvious that Wang Yaowu is still very experienced in dealing with these bear children.

"What's the matter, I said you're not right? Look at the people who are working, you are setting off firecrackers here, and the confetti is flying all over the sky, and they are all flying into the pot! Wait for lunch to eat, and take it all out for you to eat! ”

Hearing Wang Yaowu say this, the bear child stopped squeaking, made a grimace, bent down to pick up the bag full of firecrackers, turned around and ran to the north end of the road.

"I'll stay away from the people who set off the guns, if the one dares to let the confetti fly into the pot, see if I don't let you all eat it all for me!"

"Bang Bang Bang

As soon as Wang Yaowu's words fell, a deafening explosion of firecrackers suddenly sounded behind him. Frightened, he shrank his neck and jerked forward.

You don't have to look back, on time those disobedient bear children take revenge on themselves! These bastard boys, if they don't fight for a day, they go to the house to uncover the tiles, and they kick their noses in the face, I have to teach them a lesson today!

But before he could turn around, he heard a group of bear children behind him shouting:

"It was my brother Liu Bin who threw it!"

"You framed us!"

"Catch him, don't let him run!"

"yes, catch him!"

"Where did you run away?"

"Want to run? No way! Not even a window! ”

When Wang Yaowu turned around, he saw a group of teenage kids hugging his waist, I hugged his legs, he pulled his arms, and one of the most ruthless actually grabbed Liu Bin's neck.

Looking at Liu Bin again, the gloating smile on his face didn't seem to have dissipated, and he was besieged by these little kids! Especially when I was choked by someone, I can't breathe now, my face is white, and my eyes are starting to roll.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? If you don't let me go quickly, if you pinch it again, you will die! Wang Yaowu was so shocked that he almost jumped up, these dead children are really not light or heavy!

stepped forward and blasted away the little kids, rescued Liu Bin, helped him walk a few steps to an empty table on the side of the road and sat down, while helping him to calm down behind his back, he looked at the gang of criminals who had run away with amusement, and shook his head helplessly.

"Phew—Nima's life is almost gone!"

Hearing Liu Bin speak, Wang Yaowu's heart finally put it in his stomach. That scene just now really frightened him, that little bastard who pinched his neck was really dead!

"Nima, don't let me know who did it, otherwise, Lao Tzu will make you regret living!" As soon as Liu Bin recovered his strength, he shouted at the group of bear children who ran away.

"Okay, everyone has run away, and you can't catch up, what are you talking about?" Wang Yaowu slapped Liu Bin on the back of the head and said angrily.

Just now, this guy threw a firecracker around him, scaring himself so much that he almost didn't jump up. My heart is still beating suddenly!

"I was almost killed by them, why don't I call a few times? You just saw it, they were murdering! At least they can be convicted of attempted murder, right? ”

"And attempted murder? You've read all these years in vain! Didn't you know that the country has a Law on the Protection of Minors? They really killed you just now, and you died in vain, and there was nothing wrong with them! ”

Liu Bin was stupid, wasn't he? The state does not hold juvenile offenders accountable! If he died just now, he would have died in vain!

Thinking of this, the fire in his heart is even greater! Which little kid is Nima so ruthless? Am I fucking you, or am I smashing your pot? As for being so ruthless?

Standing up suddenly, Liu Bin pulled out his legs and chased in the direction of the bear children. When did he suffer such a big loss? Although it's a child, you can't do it like this, right?

"That, it was Chen Tao who pinched you just now, and it has nothing to do with others!"

Wang Yaowu's voice sounded behind him, Liu Bin stumbled for a moment, and then after adjusting, he quickly disappeared from everyone's sight at a faster speed. Looking at Liu Bin's disappearing back, Wang Yaowu's originally serious face gradually showed a smile, and a sense of pride rose in his heart for no reason.

Our village is better than other villages! Even the children of other villages are naughty and mischievous, look at the children of other villages, all of them are honest like little white rabbits, and then look at the children in our village, all of them are monkey cubs and bear children!

Thinking of this, he looked around, and saw the flattering smiles of many villagers in other villages and the shy evasive figures of those children, Wang Yaowu was even more proud.

Straightened his back, which was already a little hunched, put his hands back, tilted his head, and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle. According to Wang Yong, this action is the most able to show his majesty as the village head, no, now the secretary!

Well, it seems to feel different than usual!

It is in the large courtyard of the villagers' activity center, which has been transformed into a large open-air kitchen. Mr. Liu Huanzhao, who hasn't had time to leave, has become the master master here, and he is chopping vegetables at a very fast speed with a kitchen knife that he can't see the blade!

"That's amazing!"

"What a teacher at a chef's school! Look at the dishes that people cut, look at the ones you cut out, do you old ladies still have the face to say that they can cook? ”

"Chen Guoqiang, what kind of are you talking about!"

"Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

"It's so angry, my sister-in-law hasn't let you go to bed for a few days?"

"Okay, can you have one for us to see?"

"you! Pick it up without doing anything? Will you do what you are going to do? ”

Liu Huanzhao concentrated on cutting the pier, although he heard the words of a group of villagers on the side, he was not affected, and still steadily used the knife skills he had cultivated for many years.

Slices of meat cut to the thickness of a coin are constantly piled up together, pushed with your hand, then pressed with your hand, lifted the knife, and as the kitchen knife falls, the shredded meat with uniform thickness continues to appear on the board.

"I heard that this is Wang Yong's senior brother? I have studied with the chef Mr. Li for seven or eight years, and now he is a teacher at the chef technical school that always advertises on TV. ”

"You are already an old Huang Li, I heard Wang Yong say that his senior brother is already a shareholder of which school! Do shareholders know? Just one of the bosses! ”

"So powerful?"

"Not really! I heard that the big boss of the family took the initiative to give him the shares in order to keep them! ”

"Well, if I have relatives who want to learn to cook, I will definitely let them go to this technical school. With Master Liu in charge, it will definitely be no worse there. ”

"Hey, tell me about how people are so big, how can they organize a wedding banquet for Lao Ma's family?" A woman in her forties and fifties looked envious, and said with a thick sour air in her words.

"Hehe, I know this, I heard that Wang Yong fooled him, saying that the chef of the village banquet will definitely do a lot in the future, and he wants him to learn the practice of the village banquet, so that he can go back to teach the students, so that the students will have one more way out in the future."

"That's it?"

"This teacher is so good to the students!"

"It's so responsible!"

Liu Huanzhao couldn't keep a calm mind when he heard this, he chopped the knife on the cutting board in his hand, turned around and washed his hands in the basin behind him, and was about to go to the village banquet chef to have a look.

"Master Liu, come on, smoke a cigarette and rest for a while."

"Smoking hurts my throat and sense of smell, so I don't smoke! As a peer, I also advise you not to smoke! ”

If Wang Yong were here, he would definitely say, look at this forced pretend! can pretend to be so natural, at least you can't find a second one in Wangjiazhuang!

No matter how embarrassed Chen Guoqiang was, he went straight to the village banquet chef who was busy stewing meat, said hello, and then stood aside and watched for a while, and his brows furrowed tightly several times.

"After frying, a lot of harmful substances will be produced, especially the carcinogenic substances in it will increase sharply, which is not conducive to health."

"It's okay, we don't eat every day, it's okay to eat once in a while."

"When blanching green vegetables, put some alkaline noodles in the water to maintain the eye color and taste of the vegetables."

"No, we all like to eat hot food, everything has to be made ten or even twelve mature, and everyone will applaud! That's the taste we have here, it's not like you! ”

"But in this way, all the nutrients in it are lost, which is all waste!"

"If I'm okay with you, help me cut that cucumber into diamond-shaped pieces, and I'll have to use it later when I copy the kung pao chicken." By the way, help me fry the peanuts again, and the skin won't have to go. ”

Liu Huanzhao was stunned for a while, and reluctantly turned around again and went back to chopping vegetables as a small worker. How many years have you not been told to do this or that by someone who has been so reprimanded? After thinking about it for a long time, he didn't come up with an exact time.

With his current status, except for his master Li Lao, who dares to tell him like this! Even Wang Yong is also saying good things and fooling around! (To be continued.) )