[Chapter 94: When I am a fat sheep!] 】
Brother Yan......"
As soon as he entered the director's office, Li Yan heard Ye Jiahong say "Brother Yan", and then walked over with an ambiguous smile on his face, rubbing his hands against each other, and looking very gay and comradely.
Li Yan felt a chill, his eyes widened, and his hand rested on the doorknob. "Wild seeds! What are you looking for me for? ”
The dog said, you want to soak my wife, and you want to uncover the rules for me? Watch me kick you to pieces!
"Hey, Brother Yan! I can't see it, you're better than me, let's communicate. Ye Jiahong came over to hook his shoulders and put his back on his back to show affection.
The look he showed now made it easy for people to think that Li Yan didn't want to have any office relationship with him, so with a dexterous sliding step, he had already bypassed and sat on the chair opposite the desk.
"Mr. Ye, you are too polite. You are the fifth king of diamonds, do you still use pickled girls? Hook your fingers, and immediately a bunch of girls take off their skirts and spread their legs, and the rest will come to soak you. ”
Ye Jiahong returned to his seat and said with a smile: "That's what I said. But I really admire you, Mrs. Haifu can do it too! In order to help me, your distraction is so touching! ”
horse’s! Is this this again, does it have that much effect? Is there a guy behind me? Sending internal company emails?
"This ...... You're mistaken, that's not the case, I'm just trying to paralyze her and show weakness to her......"
"Don't be modest, I am convinced of your loyalty, and I admire your level more and more. It's better to change than to plan, so let's go with it! Ye Jiahong smiled and clapped.
Li Yan frowned: "How to go?" ”
"You're going to soak Haifu!" Ye Jiahong didn't see his frown, and said excitedly: "As far as I know, this Haifu is not married yet, of course, no man dares to marry such a person." The boyfriend is not clear, but looking at her strict and disciplined surname, menopause is not so fast, there is only one possibility - she must be strong, her boyfriend and surname partner can't satisfy her, so she is powerful and venting at work. Hehe, thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, strong! ”
If it had been before, Li Yan would have dealt with him verbally, but the day before yesterday, seeing Haifu's troubled and sad appearance because of his family and brother, he didn't have a bad feeling for Haifu, and he really didn't want to deal with Ye Jiahong's obscene remarks.
"I'm not interested, if you're interested, you can try it yourself!"
Ye Jiahong smiled, "I know, it's more difficult for you to sacrifice your hue, but it's okay to help, it's okay to deal with some feelings, when you have to do that, you can escape, if you can't escape, it's the same with your eyes closed." Of course, I won't treat you badly. ”
Li Yan looked at him with a slight mockery: "Give me another hundred yuan bonus?" ”
"Tsk! Underestimate me, don't you? Ye Jiahong feigned anger, then opened the drawer, took out a stack of money, and pushed it over. There are standards for bonuses and wages, and I can't add much. But I can compensate a little personally, this is 10,000 yuan, don't be polite to me! ”
"Hey, 10,000 dollars for me to sell my soul and **? Is this considered a cheap sale? I don't seem to be short of money to this extent, do I? Li Yan lit a cigarette.
"How is it a betrayal?" Ye Jiahong said solemnly: "This is help, is saving!" Help me, but also help Haifu, let her get comfort, but also save all colleagues in the administration department in the fire and water, in the final analysis, this is for the future of the company to pay, Vice Chairman Sun knows, but also will praise your great feelings! Dong Cunrui spirit! ”
No way! People don't want to be invincible in the world, no wonder I can't do business, he can be a director, and there is a huge gap in his face! Li Yan was amazed by Ye Jiahong's eloquence, and then secretly thought, for such a guy, a few words in front of him are still not enough to relieve his anger, and the effect is not good! He had to be rectified...... After thinking for a while, he shook his head resolutely: "No! How could I do such a thing for a mere 10,000 dollars? No way! ”
Ye Jiahong noticed that his resoluteness was limited, and the word "merely" exposed his true thoughts. "Scratch, scratch! I just think that for such a great job, the sense of accomplishment is enough, and it is too cheesy to talk about money. Of course, money is also needed......"
He took out a stack of money from the drawer and pushed it in front of Li Yan.
"Does that add a sense of accomplishment?"
Li Yan smiled knowingly and shook it, "Huh? It's heavy, and it's really a lot more down-to-earth! But ......"
Ye Jiahong, who had just smiled, froze, "But what?" ”
"But now the market for ducks is very good, people have this number once or twice, I don't count this as ducks, but also for you to work overtime, overtime pay is three times as stipulated by the state......
Ye Jiahong snorted secretly, took another stack and threw it over. "That's enough, right?"
"For the sake of the company, for the relief of my colleagues in the administrative department, and in order to repay you, the director, I will go to the soup and fight the fire! Why are you embarrassed to talk about money? I just felt that it was too little, and it was an insult to your sincerity...... So I put it away? ”
Ye Jiahong nodded excitedly with contempt, "Yes, put it away, it's not easy for people to explain." I specifically mentioned this money so that no one suspects us of embezzlement. He handed over a large envelope that had been prepared.
Li Yan pretended unceremoniously and hugged it to his chest.
"Mr. Ye, lend me your car for a while!"
"Why?" Ye Jiahong immediately looked at him vigilantly, what should I do if it is broken? Can you afford it?
"Hehe, do you think that the teacher is too good to be the director, and at the same level as you, I want to chase after it, and I can't fight it, right? I have a car, but it's a small domestic QQ, not enough weight. Your car must be of the highest level, and I'll give it back to you when I complete the mission! ”
"Uh...... In fact, you don't have to pay so much attention to these, you are a person of taste, and what she appreciates is your connotation...... Brother Yan, you don't know how stylish you are, you are simply the emperor of connotation! Ye Jiahong's sincere praise.
Li Yan interrupted him and made a backward gesture: "That's it, I don't usually use it." At a critical time, I will go to rent a car to support the scene, and you will reimburse me for this cost anyway, so it is better to pay me first! ”
Ye Jiahong's cheeks twitched slightly, but he still took out another stack of money from the drawer. "Add another 10,000 to save some ......"
"Hmm." After Li Yan turned the result, he frowned again, "Mr. Ye, you said that I don't have any decent clothes, why don't you borrow me a few clothes?" What Givenchy, Armani, Versace can do, they are directors and strong women, you can't go out with me in a few hundred dollars, right? ”
Givenchy, Armani, Versace to lend you? It's grand enough for me to pick up girls in this line. Ye Jiahong angrily took out another 10,000 yuan and threw it over, "Brother Yan, you have to believe that you are the most stylish, and a few hundred yuan is not bad to wear." I'm sure you'll be able to loan Givenchy! ”
"Too little, right?"
"You can go to an acquaintance to rent the old one, and you can discount it for the other season, whatever you want, it still seems that you are not buying it now, it is more realistic." Ye Jiahong felt a little sweaty on his forehead, and he really wanted to cancel this damn suggestion, but seeing Li Yan holding the money so tightly, he definitely wouldn't spit it out.
Li Yan quickly stuffed the 20,000 yuan into his pocket.
"If you want to go to someone's house, you have to invite you to dinner, right? With Mr. Hai's style, you can't imagine that she will go to the food stalls, right? If you go to a better restaurant, two servings of abalone rice and braised wings, you will have to pay more than 1,000, right? Add one or two bottles of red wine of a few hundred yuan, plus various other dishes, desserts or something, it will add up to about 3,000 at a time, right? After dinner, you can't go to the cheapest grade to sing, drink tea, open a room, set a set or something, right? One time down......"
Hearing that Li Yan was serious about settling accounts, and seeing that the 50,000 yuan had been put away by him, the distressed Ye Jiahong had no choice but to take out another stack. "Only once...... Pay for it yourself! "Why, you want me to pay for opening a house with someone and a suit...... "But that ......"
Seeing that Li Yan put away the money and had something to say, Ye Jiahong immediately interrupted: "There is nothing else!" If you want to take her to Paris at your own expense, you can do it! The project funds are all given to you ......"
He rummaged through the drawer and tossed over two small blue pills. "Don't ask me for tonics, it's a private last-resort sponsorship. If you don't think you can do it, don't do it. In order to vent my anger, am I easy! ”
Li Yan smiled and accepted it one by one, and then said with a straight face: "How can you say that?" We are not for personal venting, but for justice and peace! ”
Ye Jiahong barely squeezed out a little smile, justice in his mouth! Peace fart!
"Mr. Ye, please rest assured! I can't guarantee that I will succeed, but I will put all my money to use! ”
"......" Ye Jiahong secretly vomited blood.
"Mr. Ye is not a company stock, a single salary, commission, and annual income are also millions, so he doesn't care about this little money, right?" Li Yan asked deliberately.
Money? Ye Jiahong almost wanted to go over and grab it back! Damn, your monthly income is 5,000 yuan, and I'll get you 3,000 yuan at once, will you care about this little money? Lao Tzu didn't spend his money like this!
He already regretted that he didn't know how his head burned to come up with such a bad idea. It's also because I thought that this stupid root could rush forward with a few words, but I didn't expect to be surrounded by him and spend so much out of thin air. But now in the end, I still have to maintain my demeanor and face, so I can only make a calm appearance: "It's okay, isn't it just tens of thousands of yuan!" It is not important to be able to contribute to the company. ”
Li Yan gave a thumbs up and praised: "Mr. Ye is worthy of being the most loyal one in the company!" President Zhang should promote you to be vice president! ”
Hearing Li Yan mention Zhang Yurong, Ye Jiahong was in high spirits, if he can get Haifu, it can be regarded as killing chickens and monkeys, what is tens of thousands of yuan? If you can really catch up with Zhang Yurong...... "Hehe, don't talk about this, we all know, do it well!" ”
"I'm not going to hold you back, if you don't have enough money......"
Ye Jiahong trembled, secretly broke out in a cold sweat, and clenched his fists. Still don't have enough money to mention to me? Are you stupid root to be my fat sheep!
When he looked at the past with suspicion, he saw Li Yan with a generous face, "...... Then I will also learn from the boss and donate my monthly salary! ”
Ye Jiahong secretly breathed a sigh of relief, yes, I was scared by you.
"Well done, I'll promote you!" Ye Jiahong, who had a little blood, gave a strong encouragement.
Li Yan nodded solemnly: "Mr. Ye, please rest assured, I will help you spend your money!" ”
“……”
(To be continued)