The fat man also wants to marry a wife

Shaoqing was already ashamed, and was ridiculed by the fat man, and when he heard Le Lang say this, he immediately stepped on Le Lang angrily, and said hatefully: "Kiss your head." Then he looked ashamed and walked home quickly.

After being married for so long, Shaoqing is still as shy as an unmarried girl. In her heart, it was too much for two people to hold hands in front of everyone, let alone kiss. Seeing Shaoqing's shy appearance, Le Lang couldn't help laughing, and didn't forget to tell her to be careful behind her back.

"What's the matter, Qizai is going to go? (How's it going, girlfriend ran away, right?) Li Xia next to him looked at it and gloated and said.

Le Lang didn't answer his words, but just asked him, "Fatty, don't you have a wife yet?" ”

"How do you know?" Li Xia asked curiously. He really didn't marry a wife, but he never told Le Lang.

"You look like you're a chick, do you know what we're doing? Do you understand? Le Lang patted the fat man on the shoulder as he spoke, and looked at him again, until he saw that the fat man was a little hairy, and then pretended to say: "Alas, it's useless to say this to people like you who have no wife, have never seen women, and don't know what women are like, it's just a waste of my saliva and left." ”

Li Xia was stunned by what he said, looked at Le Lang who turned around and walked away, and said unconvinced: "I just don't want to get married, if I want to get married, the women who want to marry me can be lined up from here to the village head bridge." ”

"Go, go, go." Le Lang waved his hand and said, leaving without looking back, obviously having a big problem with the fat man's words.

Li Xia was red-faced by him, and said in his heart: Your grandmother is a bear, Lao Tzu will marry a wife to show you when he goes back, hum. I was in a state of fire, and I wasn't in the mood to catch any birds and fish, so I packed up my things and left.

Le Lang is talking about his sore spots, he runs a few stores in the city, and the store manager is usually in charge of the store's affairs. He is also older, and the brothers and sisters and friends next to him get married, and the elders in the family often urge him to go back to get married, but he likes such a carefree life and does not like the drag of marriage. Today, Lelang's words are like a fuse that ignites a tendon in his brain and explodes, which can be regarded as a good thing.

A small car slowly drove from below in the distance, and Le Lang took a look, as if he was at his own house, and he didn't know who it was.

After a while, the car stopped in front of his house, the door opened, and an old man came down. Oh, he didn't seem to be here yesterday, so he probably came over after hearing the news.

Lao Xuan got out of the car, looked around, and saw Lelang walking in the distance, so he stood next to the car and waited for him to come.

"Lao Xuan is here, make tea inside." Coming closer, Le Lang greeted Lao Xuan.

Coming inside, Le Lang made tea to entertain him and the driver who came with him.

After three rounds of tea, Lao Xuan sighed and said, "I went to investigate outside the province a while ago, and I didn't come back until yesterday, but I didn't expect to hear the news that Naruto went, such a young man, it's gone, God has no eyes!" ”

"It's fate, I can't say it." Le Lang said gloomily.

"Take me to his grave."

"Okay."

Le Lang took Lao Xuan to the ancestral mountain, and the driver on the side also followed him with things. After the ancestral grave was dug up last time, the village erected a high barbed wire fence around the ancestral mountain, and people from Xiaoxi Village had to know each other before they could enter.

When he came to Naruto's grave, Lao Xuan took out a plate from the things the driver was holding, put a pile of fruits, then lit two incense candles, and took out a stack of paper money and burned it in front of the grave.

"You kid, you like to come and eat the fruits I grow, and today I will bring you some fruits from out of town to taste. It is said that good people don't live long, bad guys live for a thousand years, you bad boy should live for a thousand years, why don't you live long! As he spoke, two lines of tears slowly slipped from Lao Xuan's eyes, usually he and Naruto laughed and laughed and laughed, but when he went, he found that he seemed to have lost something in his life, but it turned out that he had unconsciously treated him as his grandson.

"Lao Xuan, take care of your body." Le Lang watched and persuaded from the side, it's not good for the old man to be too sad.

Lao Xuan waved his hand and quietly wiped away his tears, indicating that he knew what to do.

After burning the paper money, Lao Xuan took out a stack of yellow paper and threw it on the grave, looking at the new graves among a group of lonely mounds, he couldn't help but feel sad, he didn't leave half of the people who had fallen into the ground, but you left at such a young age. With a sigh, he finished scattering the paper money, took one last look, and slowly walked down the mountain.

At noon, Lao Xuan ate at Le Lang's house, with the appetizer of the food cooked by Le Lang, and the innocent children's words of San Lang's little fart, Lao Xuan was finally a lot happier.

"Grandpa Xuan, Grandpa Xuan, look at what this is, this is my baby, and I am the only one in the whole village." Saburo took out his precious boar fangs from the house and displayed them.

San Lang, the little guy, didn't know where he learned it, and when he saw what Le Lang called, he added something to the back and shouted. It's called Lao Dao, Lao Dao Grandpa; called Lao Xuan, Lao Xuan's grandfather; called Shaoqing, sister Shaoqing; Calling the ancestor of the village as the grandfather of the grandfather, people couldn't laugh and cry when they heard it, and called the old taro grandfather to the old taro, the angry old taro blew his beard and stared, and said to Le Lang that "the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked", and what is even more outrageous is to call Le Lang his uncle Xinming as the eldest uncle and grandfather, how to listen to how awkward, and finally Le Lang taught him to call Xinming uncle, which is a little better. As for the others, he can't teach them, so let him call them whatever he likes, as long as someone responds. I don't know where I learned the messy name, anyway, Lelang knows that he has never taught it.

Lao Xuan took the wild boar fangs that San Lang took to show off and looked at them, "Oh, it's terrible, this is a wild boar fang, I've never seen such a big one." ”

"Well, it's hard to find such a big one now, unless it's in the deep mountains and old forests." Qi Yunfei, the driver next to him, also said.

"This is Uncle Ah Lang's fight, Uncle Ah Lang is very powerful." San Lang said with an angry face.

Lao Xuanhe's eyes lit up when he heard this, but he didn't expect Lelang to have such a method.

"It's nothing, it took a lot of us a lot of effort to catch it." Le Lang said lightly, as if this was not an unusual thing at all.

Lao Xuanhe and the driver listened but didn't believe it, such a big fang, how big a wild boar can grow, the wild boar is no more ruthless than other things, even tigers, black bears can't fight it, rush up and want to tank, accidentally be pushed to either death or injury, very violent. Needless to say, you can imagine what a thrilling battle scene it was.

"This is a baby, San Lang has to put it away." Lao Xuan said to San Lang.

"Well, San Lang is all in the box, and I won't let it look at three o'clock." Saburo nodded violently and said.

At three o'clock, when I heard Saburo mention it, I couldn't help but sneeze angrily, and said I don't look at your things, my teeth are better than it.

San Lang took the things and went to the side to play, Le Lang made tea, and several people drank it slowly.

Suddenly, Le Lang remembered something, and went to the refrigerator to take out a bunch of longans, these are the four white jade longans in his yard, he didn't sell them after picking them off, so he put them in the jade Ruyi space, and occasionally secretly took a little out, claiming that they were put in the cellar, as for whether there was one in the cellar, it is unknown.

"How come there is still a dragon's eye?" Lao Xuan looked at it and asked strangely, now that the season of longan has already passed, it is even more impossible to freeze, how can the frozen one be so fresh.

"My family, put it in the cellar, try it, make sure you haven't eaten this kind of longan. Come on, Yunfei, try it. Le Lang took the dragon's eye and sold it to Lao Xuan and Yunfei hard.

Blow it, I haven't eaten any longan. Lao Xuan thought to himself, picked up a dragon eye suspiciously, and ate it, just after biting it a few times, his eyes suddenly widened, and his face was full of incredulity, this..."

The road is good. Qi Yunfei also said, in fact, he didn't know how this longan was at all, but it felt better than other dragonans, and he couldn't say how delicious it was, but it should be good to see Lao Xuan's exaggerated expression, so he also praised it twice.

"What's good, it's very good, I've eaten so much longan in my life, and the longan I ate this time is the best. This longan is delicate and smooth in the mouth, the juice is straight out when you bite it, sweet but not greasy, it is a natural sweetness, the most important thing is that it is seedless, do you know that there is no seed? Although I have also eaten some variants of seedless longan, it is still a bit small after all, and I can't really be seedless. However, I ate it today, and this is truly seedless! ”@。

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