Chapter 755: Nerd Game
Joanne looked at him calmly, as if telling a story that had nothing to do with her:
"You know what? Salmond became the Chief Minister because my mother slept with at least seven different old men over the past ten years, do you think they don't have a relationship? If it doesn't matter, why would my mother go out of her way to help him? ”
Gu Xiaofan thought to himself, with the way Europeans are open to sex, only 7 **** in ten years is really not a big deal...... Just as he was about to say something, Madame de Cadilgen, who was about to shine brightly at the table, stood up, raised her glass and smiled and announced to the crowd:
"So many of you invited me, but I'm only one person, I don't think it's better like this, I want to treat everyone fairly, wait for the 'nerdy game' after the banquet, whoever wins, I'll dine with whoever tomorrow~"
As soon as he said this, all the men at the scene cheered, and even many of the men who came up on the first floor could not hide their excitement, they would never have had the opportunity to get along with a national flower like Madame Caditine, but now they all have hope. [Full text reading]
Gu Xiaofan frowned slightly in his heart when he heard this, of course he knew that Mrs. Caddie was deliberately provoking everyone's fighting hearts, wanting to see who really had the sincerity to cooperate with her and win Warner.
Winning the "nerd game" doesn't mean much, but the winner gets a chance to communicate with her in depth, and for those who lose, it's a catalyst for them to feel a sense of crisis and raise their offer.
This seems to be a very funny thing, but there is an incomparably deep meaning behind it, which makes Gu Xiaofan have to look up to this glamorous lady again.
"You participate, I'd rather you win than the others." Joanne said suddenly.
"What is a nerd game?" Gu Xiaofan hadn't figured out the situation yet, and Alan seemed to have mentioned this matter to him before.
"It's actually a very boring game." Joanne explains: "The traditional program between the two aristocratic schools, Eton and Harrow, is similar to the rowing races with Cambridge and Oxford, but the difference is that instead of playing in teams, it is a competition in which groups fight with swords, and the rules are that everyone must wear a masquerade mask, put on a black cloak, take on all kinds of wooden weapons, and there is no distinction between friend and foe, a scuffle, and the last person left is the winner." ”
"How do you count people out? Do you want to beat up your opponent? It's not so violent, is it? Gu Xiaofan frowned and asked.
"Of course not." Joanne looked at it strangely, as if she felt that such stupid words should not come out of the mouth of someone of his intelligence.
"As the name suggests, the so-called nerdy game means that everyone is a nerd, and every time you play, you must have an Oxford dictionary on your head, whether you accidentally fall off when you walk around, or you are beaten down, you are considered to lose."
Gu Xiaofan suddenly realized when he heard this, no wonder it was called a "nerd game", and a group of people were playing with an Oxford dictionary like a goose...... It really is a silly game that a bunch of nerds can come up with.
I remember Chen Keer said that Allen is the champion of the "nerd game" for three times, and these British dignitaries and dignitaries at the scene, the younger generation are all graduates of Harrow and Eton, and everyone is a master of the "nerd game".
But whether it is Prince William, who represents the British government and News Corp., Edward's side, or Allen, who represents the interests of American Jews, wins, it is a great disadvantage for him.
Allen's guy is so powerful, he has personally learned it...... Do you want to participate or not......
Just as Gu Xiaofan was hesitating, Neil had already walked over quickly, and excitedly took Gu Xiaofan's hand and said:
"Director Gu, hurry up and prepare, let's wait for the next 7 people to form a group, we must beat Allen's bastard out of the game, no matter how powerful he is, he is just one person! Many of us are not afraid of him~! ”
Gu Xiaofan was speechless when he heard this, thinking that you are an American, you have no professional training, and ten laymen like you are afraid that ten of Allen's champion-level players will not be enough to stuff their teeth.
But after all, Neil is his "boss", and he has to help him stand on the ground no matter what, so he can only say: "Okay, let's meet again after we start." ”
After Gu Xiaofan re-entered the table, Mrs. Cadilgen had already toasted and laughed among many men, and no one cared about him, a Chinese boy who was in the limelight, at all.
Gu Xiaofan was happy and relaxed, eating with Liu Shishi, laughing and chatting.
"I'm not going to end the dance party after the banquet." Liu Shishi whispered.
"Why? So who am I dancing with? Gu Xiaofan shouted pity.
"I can only dance ballet, so I won't be embarrassed by Prince William." Liu Shishi snorted.
Gu Xiaofan knew that it was Mrs. Caditham, who was stunning in the audience, which made Liu Shishi, who was a woman, a little uncomfortable, but in fact, it was not just her, all the women on the scene were probably very unhappy to see this Mrs. Caditine.
After eating and drinking, and everyone had eaten and drunk, Salmond ordered the waiters to remove their seats from the first floor, vacate the large hall, and announce the start of the ball, the sound of the band, and the many guests began to dance the duet ballroom dance.
In the crowd, Mrs. Cadilgen is naturally the focus of everyone, constantly changing outstanding dance partners, every man wants to go up to get close to this glamorous lady, and Prince William, Edward, and Allen are also the objects of many single women chasing at the scene.
They were surrounded by countless beautiful women, including Salmond's daughter, Elena.
Except for Liu Shishi, who was not interested in the ball, only one woman was left in the seat, and Joanne sat expressionlessly, constantly refusing the people who came to invite her to dance.
Finally, it seemed that she was a little tired of refusing, and came to Gu Xiaofan with her skirt.
"It's okay to help me block the flies, I'm a little out of control now, I'm afraid I won't be able to collapse, and I'll hit people with wine bottles on the spot." Joanne analyzed her inner situation in an emotionless tone.
"I can't jump......" Gu Xiaofan said with a tingling scalp.
"I can't learn, I'm the one who suffers from social phobia, right?" Joanne said, "Didn't you let me step out of the room and get in touch with society more?" Do you want to run away from it yourself? ”
Gu Xiaofan could only nod helplessly, stood up, and hesitated to use the system, but after thinking about it, he would have to play a "nerd game" later, so he couldn't waste it here.
Gu Xiaofan held Qiao Annie's soft and boneless palm with one hand, hugged her delicate waist over and over again, and said embarrassedly: "I won't, you can read the password." ”
Joanne recited "left and right" a few times, and Gu Xiaofan stepped on her instep, which hurt Joanne's eyebrows slightly.
"Let's stop jumping." Gu Xiaofan felt a little guilty and wanted to let go of Joanne's hand.
"Go on." Joanne held his palm tightly and said, "I've calculated my mental decision-making book, and now in my heart, I don't want anyone else here to touch me, but I don't like my mother to see me huddled in the corner all the time, whether you want to or not, just help me this time." ”
Qiao Annie's rare request made Gu Xiaofan unable to refuse, so he could only brace himself and barely cope, but after all, he didn't have any foundation for ballroom dancing, and stepped on Qiao Annie a few times in a row.
Many people next to him saw Gu Xiaofan's clumsy movements and burst into bursts of laughter, for these political and business nobles, the level of ballroom dancing is equivalent to a demonstration of a person's education level.
Obviously, Gu Xiaofan, a Chinese kid who was in the limelight just now, is simply a dirt bun.
After gritting his teeth and persevering, after a few dance songs, the sound stopped, and the surrounding people cheered, many people held their hands and patted the table rhythmically, shouting: "Nerd! go~!”“ Nerd! go~!” made Gu Xiaofan breathe a sigh of relief.
Finally...... The final "nerdy game" of the banquet is about to begin