Chapter 213 Saburo who pees casually

Seeing Le Lang's gesture, Hou Yijun suddenly became angry and asked him, "What do you mean by this?" "Chinese know that Le Lang's action is obviously making a pinch xiōng action, and what she doesn't like the most is that others say that her xiōng part is small, even if it is really small, she can't say it.

Seeing Hou Yijun's appearance that he was about to erupt, Le Lang hurriedly said: "No, no, I'm just a hand...... It's just a little crampy in my hand. ”

"Cramp ......" Hou Yijun at this time was eager to cramp him. Seeing Le Lang's gesture, Brother Pig slowly shook in front of Le Lang and said: "It's good to be cold, everyone calls me 'Brother Pig', I think you should be called 'Brother Pig' more than me." ”

"No, I can't call Brother Pig, think about it, if I add the word 'Brother Pig' to the word Lelang, it won't sound good. You see, with the word 'music', if you put it in the front, it will be called Brother Pig, and if you put it in the back, it will be called 'Brother Le Pig'. The word 'wave' plus the word Brother Pig is even less difficult to hear. ”

After listening to Le Lang's words, Hou Yijun on the side said curiously: "What's not good, isn't it Brother Lang Pig Brother Pig Lang, there is ...... Yes...... There is a ......" Hou Yijun didn't finish speaking, he came to his senses, and the words he was about to say paused when he paused.

"I saw that you were sven, but I didn't expect you to be such a pig brother." Hou Yijun, who came to his senses, said angrily to Le Lang.

Le Lang listened, and didn't say anything, just quietly smiled at his nose.

Brother Pig looked at it and waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, didn't you bring your wife here, call it out for everyone to see." ”

With that, Shaoqing and Ling'er walked out of it.

Shaoqing walked to Le Lang's side and slammed him by an elbow, making him grin in pain, looking at his strange appearance, the audience next to him laughed.

Brother Pig walked over slowly, pointed at Shaoqing and asked Le Lang, "This is your wife." ”

"Yes," Le Lang replied honestly.

"This is your friend." After looking at it, Brother Zhu pointed to Ling'er next to Shaoqing and asked Le Lang.

"Hmm," Lelang nodded.

"Well, yes, yes." When Brother Pig heard this, he nodded again and again, not knowing what he said was good.

Hou Yijun, who was on the side, took a piece of paper from the side and walked over to Brother Pig and said, "Brother Pig, do you feel that they are familiar." ”

"Familiar, no, I haven't seen it." Brother Pig looked at Le Lang and shook his head and said.

"I haven't seen it, it's impossible, you can take a good look at it," Hou Yijun said to him when he saw Brother Zhu's appearance.

"I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it." Brother Pig hurriedly shook his head and said.

"You really haven't seen it." Hou Yijun asked again.

Brother Pig said angrily when he heard this: "Ah... You're such a turtle monster, you haven't seen it, you haven't seen it, there's nothing to say. ”

"Then take a look at these people, are you familiar with them?" Hou Yijun showed him a few pieces of paper in his hand, which were actually not paper, but a poster.

Brother Pig took it and looked at it, and exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, it's really similar." As he spoke, he lifted the poster in his hand and showed it to everyone, at this time there was a poster of the movie fantasy masterpiece "No Name" made by Le Lang and them, but the poster was not the one that Le Lang and Shaoqing took over, but it was different. On the poster, Saburo is sitting on the ground crying, Le Lang is holding a sword Shaoqing holding a staff and standing on both sides, followed by Naruto who has turned into a lich.

"Oh, this play won't be played by you, ho, it's terrible, this play is really unstoppable, the chicken chop hero I played only took 100 million, and this play took more than 100 million in Taiwan, if this money is given to me, all debts will be repaid, and I have to wait to pay it back slowly." Brother Pig held the poster and jokingly said, which made the audience laugh.

"By the way, you didn't shoot this scene." Brother Pig asked Le Lang again.

Seeing this poster, Le Lang and the others finally knew why the producer was so active, and they recognized them, but now they can't admit that they made it, otherwise there will be a lot of trouble.

"No, how could it be that we filmed, if we did, it would be good, it wouldn't be a dead earning." Le Lang shook his head again and again and said.

After listening to Le Lang's words, Brother Zhu put the poster still on the ground and said to Hou Yijun on the side: "People say that they didn't shoot it, what are you doing with the poster, it's really strange." ”

"How would people know?" Hou Yijun said with an innocent face.

Brother Pig slowly walked to Shaoqing's side and asked her, "I heard that you are acting in a singing play." ”

"Well, I've been to Taiwan before." Shaoqing nodded.

"Oh, let's have a paragraph, choke, choke, choke." Brother Pig's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gestured with his hands and feet.

"Okay, but Ah Lang wants to accompany." Shaoqing nodded, and then said to Le Lang next to him.

"He would, too." Brother Pig asked strangely.

"Yes, he plays the second string is the best one we have." Shaoqing listened to his words and said proudly. Because this is their own man.

"Okay, come, bring the second string, perform it, and everyone applaud and encourage."

After listening to Brother Zhu's words, everyone applauded.

Le Lang discussed with Shaoqing and decided to sing the song "Hairpin Phoenix".

Le Lang plucked the second string lightly, and suddenly a thick, simple and vicissitudes of tune entered everyone's ears.

Shaoqing heard the sound of the second string and also sang:

"Red crisp hands, yellow silk wine, full city spring sè palace wall willow;

The east wind is evil, the joy is thin, a sorrow, a few years away, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Spring is as old as ever, people are empty and thin, and tears are red and silky;

Peach huā falls, Xianchi Pavilion, although the mountain league is here, the brocade book is difficult to support, Mo, Mo, Mo.

The world is thin, people are evil, and the rain is easy to fall at dusk;

Xiao Feng is dry, tears are left, yù notes are in the heart, monologue oblique column, difficult, difficult, difficult.

People are different, today is not yesterday, and the sick soul tastes like a swing;

The horn is cold, the night is cold, afraid of people asking, tears and pretending to be happy, concealing, concealing, concealing. ”

Shaoqing deserves the title of "Three Sighs Lady", her singing voice is slightly complaining, supplemented by the thick and simple and slightly vicissitudes of the second string played by the music waves, everyone who listens to it almost shed tears.

After singing, Brother Pig came over, looking very angry, and said to them: "Ho, Ruan is laughing at people, but you are singing and crying, and you almost shed tears, but it's not bad." “

After speaking, he said to Ling'er who was standing aside: "They all have talent shows, so do you want to perform anything." ”

Ling'er shook her head lightly and said, "I can blow conch, I have a big conch at home, but I didn't bring it, so I can't perform." ”

"I heard that your family is very rich, it is all gold and silver, you don't have to do anything, as long as your father pries a corner of the gold mountain to you, it will be enough for you to eat for a lifetime."

While they were talking here, San Lang suddenly had a little urgency to urinate, so he ran out, and found a random place to take out a little cock and pee, he didn't care what place it was.

In front of him peeing is the band, everyone saw that Saburo little fart was peeing here, and they were dumbfounded, but fortunately, a musician reacted in time, and took something casually to catch his pee, so that there was no water flooding Jinshan.

Brother Pig, they also saw the three points of peeing, and they were directly stunned. After Saburo finished peeing, he pulled up the kùzi and was about to leave, when Brother Pig came to his senses and chased after Sano'o, shouting: "You little guy, pee casually, I'm going to cut your little cock." ”

Don't look at San Lang's fat, his movements are still fast, he pulled up the kùzi and ran up, letting Brother Pig chase after him.

The audience below burst into laughter.

San Lang ran to Le Lang's side, hid behind him, and said to Brother Pig who was chasing after him; "Uncle Ah Lang said that children can urinate casually, but adults can't."

The audience laughed again.

"This stinky boy." Brother Pig scolded San Lang with a smile, and then turned to the musician who took the pee: "Then you can put away the pee, put it away a little better, this is the real child's urine." If you see a good brother or something that is not clean in the future, splash it and leave it clean. And if you are too tired to play the piano and faint in the future, drink a little, and it will be fine immediately, this is all a baby, I think you people are looking for one, it is estimated that there is no child urine, let alone now, it is estimated that there was no child urine hundreds of years ago. ”

Seeing Brother Pig scolding and scolding, everyone laughed again.

After Brother Zhu finished speaking, he turned to Le Lang and said, "Yes, yes, we can find another time to record together in the future." ”

"There may not be much chance, and I will have to go back to Fujian in a few days, and it will be inconvenient to run around." Le Lang said to Brother Pig.

"Why, I don't like it when I have money to make." Brother Pig said loudly when he heard this.

"I don't owe anyone any money, what do you do with so much money." Le Lang listened to it and said directly.

When Brother Pig heard this, he almost vomited blood, waved his hand and said to Le Lang: "Okay, okay, do you want to sing, if you want to sing, leave quickly."

Everyone burst out laughing.

Brother Pig owes money and runs away The whole world knows about it, and Le Lang said that he poured salt on his wounds, but it was all a joke, and no one took it seriously.

The show ended here, and Zheng Yufeng was very satisfied, and wanted to invite Le Lang to dinner, but he refused. Le Lang said hello to Brother Pig and left, to be honest, this video is really tiring, they want to go back and have a good rest, only San Lang is still lively like a nobody. Also, he didn't do anything except pee on it, of course he wasn't tired, and he didn't have to deal with the problems of Brother Pig and Hou Yijun like him.

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