Chapter 216 The animals of the Ah Lang family are very violent

"This little guy," Le Lang looked at San Lang's distant back, and couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, and then said to Ah Cong on the side, "Let's go too." Then he got in the car and followed.

During the National Day, there are a lot more people who come to Xiaoxi Village, and if it weren't for the road being built here, it is estimated that more people will come to play. Now I know that the road is being built here, so most of the people came around from the Linjia Village, where there was also a bus to and from the town. However, it was a crime to take that car to Xiaoxi Village to play, so the people who originally thought of Xiaoxi Village changed their itinerary, and now most of the people who come to Xiaoxi Village come by car.

Looking at the familiar environment around him, Le Lang suddenly felt refreshed all over his body, and there is a saying that "the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as their own kennels", although this is a bit vulgar, but it is appropriate.

The car drove in front of Le Lang's house, and he suddenly saw a large number of people surrounded by the wall in front of his house, and he didn't know what he was doing, so Ah Cong stopped the car near his house.

After getting out of the car, Le Lang walked over, came to the place to take a look, only to see a large number of people carrying out the table at his house and playing eighty here, eighty is two decks of poker together to clear the level, four people from two to A, the first to pass the A win.

Le Lang took a look, most of the people who played eighty were the fat people who often ran here to fish, and Naruto was also there, and the original fat people's fishing place was occupied by some fù girls and children, and it seemed that they brought their wives and children to play on vacation.

Seeing that they were playing happily, and the people next to them were also watching with relish, Le Lang suddenly had the idea of playing, and suddenly shouted "Catch the bet" in the back. I didn't expect these people to be fooled, which surprised Le Lang.

"It's Ah Lang, your trick is useless, if the police come here to catch the gamble, I will send them a pennant, and then get a lifetime achievement award or something." A person sitting opposite the fat man said to Le Lang outside while playing cards.

"How do you know it's me?" Le Lang listened and asked strangely.

"San Lang ran back just now, and then I saw the Hummer following from afar, it's not you or anyone, you came just in time. Those turkeys in your house are too violent, look at what they have pecked me into, you have to accompany me for mental damage. As he spoke, he threw the cards in his hand on the table, pulled away the kùtuǐ and said to Le Lang.

Le Lang fixed his eyes and saw that there were really a few pieces of black green on his small tuǐ.

"And me, my ass was shot twice by your porcupine, and now my ass still hurts?" A man next to him also stood up and pointed to his butt and said.

"And I was bitten by a turkey, too."

"And me."

"And me."

For a while, the crowd was turbulent, and they all complained loudly to Lelang, and they didn't even play cards.

Le Lang listened and wondered, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"What else can happen, these people saw that the bamboo cane in your backyard grew so big and so thick, so they wanted to fold a few to eat, but they didn't expect those turkeys to suddenly pounce on them, and finally it was this miserable appearance, the person who was stabbed by the porcupine thorn heard that your sweet potatoes were more delicious, so he wanted to dig a few out of tribute, but he didn't expect to accidentally squat at the mouth of the porcupine hole, the porcupine couldn't get out, so he shot him hard, fortunately he didn't shoot to other places, otherwise it would be funny." The fat man sat on the chair and said to Le Lang with a smile, his tone was full of playful cool words.

Those fishing friends who came with him listened to the fat man's words and were immediately unhappy.

"You dead fat man, I didn't see you drink less when I drank bamboo cane juice, and now I'm here to talk about the wind and cold, brothers, fight." As he spoke, a large number of people surrounded the fat man and fought.

"Oh, don't tease my brother, this is my happy spring," I don't know who grabbed the fat man's little brother, causing him to scream over there. Shaoqing and Qiu Xue happened to pass by, and when they heard the fat man's shout, they immediately let out a "phew" and ran in.

The people who were laughing next to them couldn't help but be stunned when they saw it, and then laughed.

At this moment, a five- or six-year-old boy ran to the fat man with a sweet potato and said, "Daddy, Daddy, sweet potato for you." ”

"It's ripe so soon," said the fat man in surprise as he took the sweet potato, and then praised it while picking up the skin of the sweet potato: "It's better for my son, you see, you know that the sweet potato is given to me to eat." As he spoke, he looked at everyone triumphantly with the sweet potato, and stuffed the peeled sweet potato into his mouth.

"Damn, this sweet potato isn't ripe yet?" The fat man just stuffed the sweet potato into his mouth and spit it out after taking a bite.

The crowd on the side saw it and laughed gloatingly.

"Xiaobin, this sweet potato is not ripe yet? How did you dig it. The fat man threw the sweet potato and asked his son next to him.

"Dad, I didn't dig it, I saw a hot one on the ground next to me, so I brought it." Xiaobin said very aggrieved when he heard it.

The fat man's eyes widened when he heard this, and his group of bad friends laughed even more when they heard it.

"Why, you're paying sweet potatoes." Le Lang asked them with a smile.

"I just saw that those bamboo canes in your backyard were growing well and wanted to fold a few to eat, but I didn't expect to be pecked out by those turkeys, and in the end, Naruto came out and cut some." The middle-aged man sitting opposite the fat man listened to Le Lang's words and spoke.

"I didn't cut a few, it doesn't matter if I cut three or four, if I want to cut again, those turkeys will hula and come around, I guess if I cut the bamboo cane again, those guys will even peck me." The sweet potatoes too, just dug a few, the little piglet in the back was howling over there, as if digging its lifeline, the two porcupines in the hole rushed out of the hole as soon as they heard the sound, I quickly picked up the sweet potatoes and ran away. These guys are more and more fierce than the other, and in the end, I saw that there were sweet potatoes in your kitchen, so I took them out from there, otherwise if I went in and dug them again, I guess my ass would be shot with two holes like him. But it was also his luck that he got two porcupine spines for nothing. ”

The man who was shot by the porcupine stab couldn't help but jump up in anger when he heard Le Lang's words, and shouted at Naruto, "What luck, I'd rather give it to you with such luck." ”

The people on the side laughed again.

Le Lang shook his head again and again when he heard this, and then, with a wave of his big hand, he said to everyone very proudly: "How can it be so difficult to eat something, go, chop bamboo cane, everyone wants to eat as much as you want, cut as much as you want, and dig as much sweet potatoes as you want." ”

As he spoke, he led the way in front, and the crowd followed him with shouts.

Coming to the backyard, Le Lang took a look and felt that everything was as usual, but there was a little grass growing in the ground, and the papayas on those papaya trees were ripe, and the bananas over there were also ripe. When he came to the bamboo cane field, Le Lang drove those chickens and ducks aside, so as not to peck everyone later. When the little piggy saw Le Lang, he ran over happily and arched it, and then ran happily around him.

When Little Pig saw Le Lang, he also ran over, and Le Lang greeted them with thorns, and then picked up the machete he had brought from the kitchen and chopped the sugar cane. As soon as he cut half of the ridge, the crowd on the side shouted, "Enough is enough", and then he took them to dig sweet potatoes, and dug up a big bag in a few dug strokes.

Originally, everyone was very unhappy when they were digging sweet potatoes over there, but when they saw that it was Le Lang, they had to lie down there sullenly and watch everyone dig, and finally Le Lang took a few big and red sweet potatoes to it, and it immediately jumped over there happily.

When they came to the front yard, those sweet potatoes were immediately taken to pay tribute, and they made a piece of land not far from Lelang's house to pay tribute. Originally, they had already paid a bunch of sweet potatoes, but they didn't feel very enough to eat, and now when they saw that there were so many sweet potatoes, they immediately happily ran over there to burn the fire to pay tribute sweet potatoes, but most of them were children doing it, adults were only watching from the side, and some adults were cutting bamboo cane here.

They cut the bamboo cane into sections, and some of them cut it into sections. Then cut off the skin and use the wooden juicer of Lelang's house to squeeze the juice and drink, and some people who feel that their teeth are good will take it out and gnaw it directly.

Ah Cong, Qiu Xue, and Shaoqing were brewing tea in the hall and sipping some pastries that Le Lang brought back from Taiwan.

Ah Cong saw that everyone was drinking bamboo cane juice over there, and his throat suddenly itched a little, so he ran over and picked up a piece of bamboo cane to squeeze the juice, and a person who was cutting bamboo cane skin on the side saw it and quickly stopped him, "You can't squeeze it like this." ”

Ah Cong listened and asked strangely, "Then how do you squeeze it?" ”

"First of all, wash the bamboo cane, don't you see that the bamboo cane is a little dirty, and you have to peel it, cut it like me, this thing can't be cut, you can only use the cut, and you can only juice it after peeling."

"It's so troublesome to drink a cup of bamboo cane juice?" Ah Cong listened and rolled his eyes.

"It's troublesome, just like they bite with their teeth." The man said to Ah Cong pointing to the person outside who was biting the bamboo cane.

When Ah Cong heard this, he ran outside and gnawed on the bamboo cane, and after a while, he ran back, walked to the hall and sat down, and said with a hateful hand: "Damn, this is bamboo cane, it is wood at all, and the bite makes my mouth numb, and even my teeth are a little shaky." ”

Naruto, Qiuxue, and Shaoqing, who were sitting in the chairs next to them, listened and laughed heartlessly.

Le Lang brought two cups of bamboo cane juice over to Qiu Xue and Shaoqing, and asked Ah Cong with a smile: "How is it, it tastes good." ”

Ah Cong heard this, and said angrily: "It's good, it's just too hard, and the bite makes my mouth numb, I guess this thing can be used to smash people." In the future, when you go out, you can take your bamboo cane with you, which can be used for self-defense and quench your thirst. You say yes, wife. He turned his head and asked Qiuxue, licking his face, who was drinking bamboo cane juice on the side.

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