Chapter 443: The Strange Tale of the Seven Days (Part II)
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"I said this will, is there any end?" Sitting in the castle tower conference room, the seafood sage was very impatient to knock on the table with disposable chopsticks from yesterday to today.
There are not a lot of words that make people live and don't let people live, you eat and wait for death every day, I have a job, I have asked for leave yesterday, I asked for leave today, and I took another day off, and the year-end bonus will be gone.
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"You stop it, it's just a lot of." The nine-tailed sky fox handsome little Langjun was in love with a little girl in the third year of high school, and sighed helplessly Who has no job here, I also pushed off three financing negotiations today, and lost hundreds of millions. "The seafood sage didn't look at him, he raised his hand and threw the plate of fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl in his hand that was half eaten at him, he hates sissy the most, get away."
"You're bullying me again." Tianhu stretched out his hand and held a plate of rice firmly in his hand, not spilling it at all, so he was not a sissy, but he was a little quieter.
In fact, they are pure masters. ”
"Guys, your mother." The tengu who was playing next to him raised his head and squirted coldly, Yesterday Lao Tzu also saw you trying on women's clothes in the house, how far do you give Lao Tzu How far do you roll, if you dare to take me like you, I will eat you. ”
"You eat me? Do you want to eat me? "This fox, when it was called a charm, choked the tengu and coughed repeatedly, the noodles squirted out of the nostrils, it took a long time to take them all out, and wiped his mouth **, I just knew you and let you sell your ass, it's really his ** wrong." Throughout noon, there was no stop in the conference room, and there were endless noises and squirting noises and all kinds of meat jokes, except for Xue who sat in his position with his eyes half-closed and pretended to sleep, his expression was very solemn.
After all, what Li Guo is going to do now is to kill him ten times, but when he voted for the first time yesterday, everyone present abstained, and the meaning of the abstention is to show that they must have a second meeting today to discuss a perfect solution, and this solution does not preclude proposing to give Li Guo a death order again.
After all, there is only snow, and none of the people who can sit here are good at stubble, they are all perverts who kill people as simple as taking off their pants and shit.
Not to mention the first group of Tianzihao, it is simply a human-level pervert who is annihilated by the ashes between laughter and laughter.
But fortunately, the second master is going to receive his retirement salary today, so this will be discussed and developed freely.
In this case, the probability of killing Li Guo will be relatively small, after all, the second master is the number one fool in the world, he casually fanned the wind on the wall and lit a prairie fire, then the matter is really going to be big.
"Ah Xue, are you in a hurry?" The parrot next to the snow is touching up the makeup and pushing the snow with his arm, it's not a big deal, this is a formality.
These people are fine.,You may be the top executive of this in a few months.,I'm telling you.,These guys have a QQ group in private.,They have already colluded.。
Vote, if you offend you and don't make a good profit, it's better to simply abstain en masse, and everyone will end up with a good sound. As soon as Xue heard this, she laughed at the time.
She really didn't expect that these weird and chaotic guys would have such a sophisticated side, and more importantly, they could still pretend to be so tacit, and fight over this matter......
"Where to go at night?" The leader of the seventeenth group, codenamed Dragon Sparrow, stretched lazily and finally asked for a few days off, and he was sorry if he didn't take a good rest: "Go to the cash cabinet at night to charter the market, I'll have a treat." But after he finished speaking, he suddenly sat up straight, and then said mysteriously No, Penglai wants Yang Fan." As soon as his words came out, the audience suddenly fell silent.
Penglai this place is everyone's, the original several fairyland are actually recorded in the castle tower, there are different descriptions, saying that Shu Mountain is close to the bright moon, Kunlun is at the top of the mountains are small, Penglai Yang Fan travels thousands of miles, and the peach orchard flowers bloom like fire.
Shushan and Kunlun are familiar, Penglai is actually very similar to Shushan, but one is the air force and the other is the navy, most of the mirages in the East China Sea are caused by Penglai's aura overflow, and it is also a huge floating island, this island is four times the speed of Shushan, and the area is much smaller than Kunlun.
And this peach orchard is the castle tower station. This place seems to be a small building with red bricks and green tiles hidden among the mountains, but in fact, this is also to cater to Feng Shui, and Shushan Kunlun Penglai suppressed the four stars in the southeast, northwest and northwest respectively, and never accepted disciples or advertised, let alone heard of the pursuit of fame and fortune, so even Li Guo is not actually called Taoyuan here...... There are no other three places here that are mysterious, except for a portal in the basement that leads to a void place, there are only flowers left outside the peach orchard, because only this peach orchard occupies two rows of civil engineering in the five elements, so it seems to be a flower fair here in spring...... The reason why there are guards here, and the reason why the second master will stay in this place is because every spring, the second master can rely on the ticket of ten yuan per person and harvest a huge bill of nearly two million.
What's more, the second master doesn't have to pay taxes, even if it's cleaning, it's for his guards to clean it...... Moreover, this peach orchard is also the only place among the four fairies that does not have the power to seize the heavens and violate the laws of physics, but relies on artificially changing feng shui to the reincarnation of the earth and achieving the reputation of fairyland.
Artificial...... Artificial...... Of course, in fact, the cav also has an explanation for the mirage in the East China Sea and the barren land of Kunlun where there is a place where the four seasons are like spring and where the flowers bloom, and the explanation of the mirage is clear to everyone, the explanation of Kunlun is that the mountains there are missing a opening, attracting the warm and humid air flow of the Indian Ocean, and the explanation of the four seasons here is more lovely, because there are a large number of algae dying here during the glacial period, resulting in a particularly fertile land...... Even the second master praised the CCAV as a good media for the country, and wholeheartedly regarded the reduction of people's IQ as the only driving force for progress.
Thinking of this, Xue suddenly shook her head, put her thoughts away, and propped her hands on the table to listen carefully to the dragon bird about a series of changes about Penglai Yang Fan.
"Four days ago, I was grocery shopping, and I love tomatoes, and I usually give her scrambled eggs with tomatoes." The dragon bird tried hard to remember, right, are your scrambled eggs with tomatoes delicious?
I'll tell you a trick...... "Before he finished speaking, the parrot hit him directly in the head with a melon seed, you big man, so much nonsense?
I want to listen to Penglai's dynamics. "The dragon sparrow touched his head, okay. You are all born and raised in Shandong, although I have been reincarnated several times, but I also have a father and a mother and a child soon, right...... I like to eat sour, people say sour and spicy girls, do you think she wants to give birth to me? His words drew a crowd of people who slapped the table in protest, and a petite beauty* codenamed Lion Scorpion even climbed onto the table and kicked the dragon sparrow with her foot.
"You pay attention to the image and the image of the underwear have run out" The uncle codenamed Shadow Tiger dragged down the lion scorpion, and then reprimanded me very harshly for teaching you?
Don't you have a long memory? ”
"But...... The master ......, "The lion scorpion pointed at the dragon sparrow, he was too annoying. ”
"You have to bear with it, it's not a day or two that he's disgusting." Shadow Tiger glanced at the dragon sparrow, and he was so virtuous. "The dragon bird shrugged, with an indifferent expression, you people, you don't know how to respect people." But after finishing speaking, the dragon bird coughed and really cut to the chase, after I went to buy groceries that day, I suddenly had a high-intensity spiritual reaction less than a hundred kilometers away from me.
All of you, although our own jobs are different, but in the event of such an unexpected situation, we are still obliged to investigate, even if I am only a woolen sweater seller, but I still have a heart that can reach the world. Others looked at him as if he was about to go off topic, and immediately coughed in unison, telling him to rush back to the right path and not leave his body again.
"Oh...... Then I went to take a look, Penglai Island, which had been dormant for nearly a hundred years, and its core actually began to function. This means that someone has activated the formation, so I will tell you another secret. "The dragon bird coughed heavily and Penglai's core was activated, and it will be activated with its mountain protection artifact, and when the time comes, the lock demon tower, the sheji map and the three flowers of Dinghaipan will be at the top, and it will be cool."
"Sanhua Juding...... "Snow was suddenly stunned, except for you, there is no one."
"Of course not, the Dinghai Pan itself is a set, Dinghai Zhu Dinghaipan, plus the Dinghaishen Needle, you always have this golden hoop stick. But Dinghaipan is no one, because it never recognizes the master, and is only responsible for manipulating Penglai's aura. When the time comes...... I feel like we're going to be in trouble. ”
"Sister Doctor, what is our artifact?" The lion scorpion quietly leaned in front of the snow and whispered to me if I was young, if I didn't ......"
"You went through the back door to become the captain, right? There are not many words" The parrot laughed, held the lion scorpion in his arms, and pointed to the mocking wind master who was putting the chairs together and falling asleep, this guy is our artifact......"
"Ah......" The scorpion blinked that it was him, and I cheated him out of money yesterday. At this time, the dragon bird lit a cigarette and took a puff lightly The reason why I was because I once wanted to detain the Dinghai plate, people call it Kongtong Yin, although it has nothing to do with the Seven Wounds Fist.
But obviously I failed.,After all, it's not a method.,But this way to take it off seems to be.,It's also disappeared with the disappearance of the main faction of Penglai.,It's easy to start, but it's difficult to stop it.,But it's okay.,When the time comes, we can see how the three major factions once reunited.,It's actually quite dramatic, isn't it? "Don't skip words.
After speaking, he also added that Kunlun is not destroyed, as long as the social map is not destroyed, Kunlun will never fall.
Until now, Shushan is still weaker than Kunlun, but the two sides seem to have reached some kind of ulterior secret.
One magnifies Wu and the other dismantles the Kyushu border, which cooperates...... What a tacit understanding. Xue blushed and lowered her head, after all, this dirty thing was done by that guy at home, and he directly made it clear that he wanted to find something for the castle tower, and Long Shenxue didn't stop it at that time, he actually thought it was fun...... even gave advice to help make trouble.
"Sister Doctor, if I didn't guess, almost all of this is done by your Ge Ge." Longque took a big sip of jasmine honey tea, this brain is good to use on the right path, if you want to mess around, I'm afraid that except for our second master, no one can yin him. ”
"Aren't all the previous castle towers virtuous?" The second master of the nine-tailed Tianhu special sissy cannon admired our Sister Xue's family so much, and he was clearly looking at his youth.
Who, gecko finch, keep talking, I haven't heard enough. ”
"Kunlun is the Qi Sect, Shushan is the Sword Sect, and Penglai is the Shu Sect. Therefore, there are countless demons and monsters sealed with spells in Penglai, and there are many Qi Endless Sword Fierce Techniques, each with its own strengths and weaknesses. The disadvantage of the magic sect is that the staying power is not good, and the magic will become invalid with the resurrection of Penglai Island, that is to say...... The entire coastline will be plagued by demons of varying degrees in this section. I've already gathered my battle team, and you guys should hurry up. As soon as these words came out, the four spirits were shaken, after all, it was not easy to find something to do in this peaceful era, and when they heard that there was going to be a large-scale haunting, the spirit of the whole country soared, and one by one they began to divide up the territory.
"Shandong, Shandong is mine."
"Then I'll want Zhejiang."
"No, no, I want Zhejiang, Jiangsu belongs to you."
"I have few people, so I can only go to Shanghai." Just when these people were about to finish dividing up half of the Celestial Empire, a person suddenly walked in at the door, with his hands in his pockets, wearing a large windbreaker that reached his knees, and the momentum on his body was beating like a pulse, obviously suppressing the breath on his body.
"Help...... The three saints have all gathered the Qilin Shu ...... Don't eat people," I don't know who shouted, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.
After all, the three holy qilins are only ranked last, but the other two are either lazy or subject to the rules, but this qilin is in charge of the origin of the life body, although it can't kill, but the deterrent power of the monster is definitely hundreds of times stronger than Sister Feng.
Some people with poor abilities with karma on their bodies will be scared to death directly...... And it just so happens that this room is full of authentic monsters.
The Great Kirin Sage slowly walked into the house, and I chose the one called Xiao Ge. ”
"Hand-picked? The Great Sage of the Qilin has appointed the doorman. "The seafood sage clapped his hands well, my brother mocked the wind and ordered Li Guo, you will come to order Li Guo's good friends.
Are you still obsessed with my brother who mocks the wind, you have no hope, both of you have families, let's disperse, long pain is better than short pain. ”
"You're pretty rotten now, can't you see two handsome guys having fun?" Lord Mocking Wind wakes up from time to time, sit up slowly, you are also a demon master Kunpeng, don't be like this. "The Great Sage of Kunpeng raised a finger Okay, I like Li Guo's type.
Gentle as water and ruthless, very manly. That Xiao Ge is too unreliable, has a big head and no brain, thinks he is smart, and deserves to be played by Li Guo.
That is the end of the matter, and I adjourn the meeting. Everyone is ready to prepare to subdue demons and eliminate demons, kill one for 50,000 yuan, and mock the wind master to pay the bill, he has money. As soon as the words fell, the captains of the house forced by Qilin Yinwei hula ran away, leaving only Xue to sit in place with his head down and refuse to leave.
"Little White Snake, are you worried about your Li Guo?" The seafood sage jumped to the side of the snow and touched her belly obscenely...... I envy you. Xue smiled politely and thanked.
I don't understand, why you don't go directly to him, you have to toss him around outside with scars. "The Seafood Great Sage sighed If I could, I would just throw him into my world, immortal and immortal, full of domineering kings, all these attributes can be added to him, but the key problem is that none of the three of us have the right to break the rules.
Immanuel Kant once said that there are two kinds, and the more often and persistently we think about them, the more fresh, awe-inspiring, and unabated admiration our hearts become: the brilliant starry sky above our heads, and the moral law in our hearts.
This sentence is the same for us, I can understand the starry sky and even despise the starry sky, but I can't help but be in awe of the laws that belong to me, we are both the creators of the laws and the staunchest guardians, do you understand? ”
"What you said is so profound, the demon master is a cow" The mocker stood up and lit a cigarette to put it bluntly, we don't dare. Xue nodded, stood up and bowed deeply to the three great powers, and exhaled a long breath I thank you for Li Guo.
"Thanks? No one thanks anyone. "The seafood sage laughed and the castle tower is also called the Great Demon Guardian, because we also have feelings, and if we have feelings, they will trigger all kinds of different stories, and the castle tower exists to supervise us, and even accompany our lives.
You still hope that Li Guo can give a smooth answer to reincarnation, otherwise he will definitely be finished. Okay, baby, you should accompany Li Guo early, and when the matter is over, I will find you to play mahjong. Snow snorted and walked out of the room quickly.
And after she left, the seafood sage sat on the table and dangled his legs, let's make a bet to see if Li Guo, who is not optimistic about you, can succeed. "It's quite complicated to mock Lord Feng's hands, and I don't have enough brains."
"Oh...... Oh, my God. "The seafood sage slapped his forehead, I forgot that you were a fool*."
"You're stupid*...... You're stupid*, isn't that right...... Your household registration is in my name. "Mock Master, think about it, your whole unit building is stupid*."
"I live upstairs with you, stupid *" kneeling and begging to share the fastest update and the least number of errors, please go to the net