?“ Li Guo" Bird Zijing was furious, and shouted at Li Guo with full anger: "Nǎinǎi's, every time you go out, you will bring back a few girls for the old lady." Net: You're using this as a breeding field, aren't you? Ready to open in the second half of the year, right? ”

Saying that, Bird Zijing pointed to Xia Ling, who was in a comatose state, and the seafood sage who was playing with the dog in the front hall: "This time, I'll bring back two of them, bring them home if you have nothing to do, and bring them home if you have something, and I don't let you take you with a face full of unhappiness, what do you say will affect you to do good and accumulate virtue, you are romantic enough." Have you ever thought about your mother's feelings? The old lady is the wife you are marrying, and you just abandoned me like this, those two holes in your nose are used to gasp, right? Blind your dog's eyes, right? You can't tell if you're beautiful or ugly, right? This yellow-haired one is your curiosity, but you also brought that flat star to dry an egg? Pop retro is fun, right, but popular is popular, don't play with minors if you play anything, do you know that the People's Republic of China stipulates that if you have any relationship with a girl under the age of 14, you can be directly sentenced to deprivation of political rights for life? ”

Li Guo couldn't argue, but Mo Chou just stared at Bird Zijing with thought on his face. This guy speaks, hundreds of words without even changing the tone, and after saying it in one breath, it doesn't have trills and broken sounds, and it doesn't even stutter, and it is violent, like a spicy village fu who catches his own man stealing, and scolding people without insulting words can reduce a person's personality to the bottom of society.

"I don't like to hear that." The seafood sage hugged the old cat Dai Yu and leaned on Mén's mouth: "What do you mean to be underage?" When I was born, I didn't even know where the earth was. ”

"Who are you?" Bird's eyebrows were bouquet: "Less your mother is a big-tailed wolf here, even if you are an ancient demon, you dong dead old lady try." ”

Li Guo's face changed at that time, his body was horizontal, and he stopped between the Seafood Sage and Bird Zijing, and explained to the Seafood Sage with great difficulty: "Uncle Shi...... That's what she is......"

"Uncle Shi?" Toriko Jing was stunned.

Then, Bird Zijing's brain was running rapidly, she knew who Li Guo's master was, and she also knew what Li Guo's master was. And Li Guo now calls this underage young NV Uncle Shi...... The answer seems to be out loud.

And then...... Bird Jing fell on the couch with a puff, and then escaped along the wall in full view of everyone......

"Very strange xingge...... "Seafood Dasheng Bar smacked his mouth: "This girl is very cute." ”

Li Guo nodded, then walked over and hugged the bird who had climbed to the mouth of the mén: "Don't make trouble...... This is Kunpeng, the demon master Kunpeng. ”

Bird Zijing thought about it, and suddenly tears and snot burst out without warning, broke free from Li Guo's embrace, and hugged the thigh of the seafood sage: "Great immortal...... Why are you here in person, you just need to make a phone call, and I'll walk 3,000 kilometers to greet you......"

"How can there be such a strange NV person?" The seafood sage had a question mark in his head: "Are you sure she is sane?" ”

Li Guo nodded solemnly: "I'm sure ......"

And at this time, although she couldn't see her belly, Sister Xue, who was still dressed in a pregnant costume, walked out of the room: "Don't make trouble, Lily is awake." ”

After speaking, she walked up to the seafood sage and made an ancient salute: "The sage." ”

"Please...... "The Seafood Sage's face suddenly turned bitter: "You call me that, I instinctively feel like that monkey......"

Of course, Sister Xue knew who the monkey she was talking about, so she smiled: "They all say that the big demon is very kind, but it turns out to be true." ”

The seafood sage thought for a while, and then nodded very heavily: "It's all in the service industry, and smiling service is a must." ”

"What right do you have to deprive me of my abilities?" At this time, Begonia walked in with Mén, the injuries on her body had already been thoroughly healed by Sister Xue, and she was surrounded by a bath towel on her body, saying that her skin was like congealed cream: "Even if you are a big demon, where do you have the qualifications." ”

The seafood sage stuck out his tongue, walked straight to Li Guo's back, and stabbed Li Guo's waist in the back: "You can get ......"

Li Guo coughed, stepped forward, and held Lily's hand: "She was invited by me...... Protect the coming-of-age celebration of tomorrow. ”

Lily shook off Li Guo's hand and glanced at Li Guo coldly: "Let her go"

"No." The seafood sage seems to be on a par with Lily: "There is a kind of nong that kills me." ”

Lily was speechless......

And at this moment, there was a sudden uproar outside, and the voice of the disabled Zhijian was the loudest: "I told you, you shouldn't have beaten that three strips just now, I can't eat it, and I can't open it." It's all said that the partnership will cheat people out of money, how can you dismantle my platform? Waste"

Haitang's voice came not to be outdone: "Why do I want to cooperate with you, who do you think you are?" Crippled"

"You have a kind of say to Lao Tzu again, nong will not kill you" The violent temper of the disabled Zhijian was suddenly ignited: "You talk about it again"

Next came the voice of Guo's father: "It's all a family, why bother." Didn't I win three hundred? ”

"Phew" The disabled Zhijian and Begonia shouted in unison: "Who is with your family?" ”

The three middle-aged people entered the house noisily, and as soon as they walked into the room, the disabled Zhijian's face suddenly changed, and then he turned around and went back to the same way, and Guo Dad's face also became iron green and sallow, and his face was at a loss......

"Come back, you, fart" Li Guo quickly caught up with the disabled Zhijian: "What's the trouble?" ”

The disabled Zhijian glared at Li Guo with hatred: "Who asked you to toss the ancient demon to the house?" ”

Li Guo sighed: "She's here to help Mo Chou......"

"That's amazing." The disabled Zhijian Rourou nose: "You even invited such a piece of waste, why don't you ask for mockery, he is more or less effective, you ask Kunpeng to have a fart, she is not from this world......"

"You say again that I'm a waste" The seafood sage suddenly appeared next to the disabled Zhijian: "You yourself are a trash, and you still say that I am a waste?" ”

The disabled Zhijian lowered his head: "Take it...... I can't afford to provoke the ancient demon, can't I still hide? There's a kind of nong to kill me. ”

The seafood sage glared at him: "Count you ruthless, I can be regarded as a bond with you, is it a mule or a horse to come out and slip away?" ”

After speaking, the seafood sage pointed to the sky: "Heaven and earth are one, and all things belong to Sumeru"

The disabled Zhijian was shocked, then suddenly turned his head and looked at the seafood sage with a cheap smile: "This Xiaomei NV, do you need me to serve you?" ”

Li Guo coughed: "Don't make trouble...... Xia Ling is about to wake up, right? ”

When Li Guo's voice reached the ears of the disabled Zhijian at a speed of 344 meters per second, a sky-high aura suddenly burst out in the room, and this anger was mixed with murderous aura, resentment and the galloping aura of the golden iron horse. The sword souls that were originally erased by the Seafood Great Sage all appeared at the same time.

And the disabled Zhijian was also at this time, suddenly turned around, and his expression became very interesting.

He was stunned at first, then slowly became very sad, then he seemed to be thinking about something, and finally he actually smiled strangely, and muttered to himself, "At last I can't hide from it." ”

Just when Li Guo was stunned, Xia Ling had already walked out of Li Guo's room, and leaned against the low wall of the courtyard to look at the disabled Zhijian: "You, very familiar." ”

The disabled Zhijian slowly stepped forward, leaned towards her, and stretched out his hand to ask for Xia Ling's hair.

Xia Ling was a ji, wanting to dodge the hand of the disabled Zhijian. But in the end, she didn't have any strong ability, and in the end she was pressed to her head by the handicapped Zhijian.

"That's it." The disabled Zhijian lightly mittened, and then suddenly laughed wildly: "Hahahahahahaha

After saying that, he fell to his knees, one hand on his forehead, one hand on the ground, his body fell back, and he laughed like crying.

Li Guo was méng at the time, and he couldn't reflect what happened at all. On the contrary, the people in the house all ran out in a hurry, and even the eldest sister who didn't know where to run during this time also appeared.

"Don't get close to him" The eldest sister out of the sheath stopped Li Guo in time who wanted to go up to help the disabled Zhijian: "He's about to collapse"

Li Guo didn't understand for a moment, whether this collapse was a physical collapse or a spiritual collapse, Li Guo didn't want to see either, but he suddenly found that he really didn't know anything about the disabled Zhijian.

"What did I do wrong?" Xia Ling frowned: "I suddenly have a particularly sad feeling. ”

And the seafood sage shrugged, looked high, slowly retreated from the crowd of microscopic disabled people, and walked to Lily, who was frowning tightly, with an unconvinced face: "You say, where did I make you unhappy that you hate me so much." ”

Lily pointed at Xia Ling: "I have a chance to kill her"

The seafood sage shook his head and patted Lily on the shoulder: "You don't have a chance, she is your nemesis, she is, and she still is." ”

Lily suddenly seemed to be reminded of some painful memory, and her face suddenly turned a little pale.

"Zhijian" Li Guo squatted in front of the disabled Zhijian, and didn't dare to touch him with his hands: "You are sober"

That being said, the crippled and sturdy Jing divine power was coming out like a dam bursting its embankment, and as long as there were movable objects around it, it was rumbling and resonating, and it looked very dangerous.

And Xia Ling had already burst into tears, whispering a sentence in a low voice: "Why? Why? Why ......"

"A lot of things in the world are pulled by a dark thread." The seafood sage patted Lily on the shoulder: "The more you try to escape, the tighter you will be entangled." I'm absolutely neutral, I don't care about the right and wrong positions between you, but I like me as a nephew, and I give you a piece of advice. ”

Lily raised her head violently: "I don't need to." ”

"No, you do." The seafood sage grinned: "This advice is, if you buy underwear in the future, please buy it tighter." If it's too loose, you'll be in your forties or fifties, and you'll be down to your navel. ”

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