Chapter 316 If you make trouble again, Lao Tzu will send you to Thailand!
The summer in the north is always so hot and dry, even if the fan is turned on, it still can't blow away the irritability that has accumulated in the bone marrow. Fortunately, every household in Wangjiazhuang is now equipped with air conditioning, and the days of this summer are much better.
Today's weather is really good, there are a few white clouds scattered in the blue sky, and a bright sun hangs in the sky, swaying light and heat.
The flowers, plants and trees on both sides of the road were all made listless by this scorching hot weather, and they were all beaten out of spirit, and the leaves were a little uncontrollable, as if there was no water, and they were dry.
The little ones such as sparrows, swallows, and dragonflies that could be seen everywhere in the past are completely gone, and only the cicadas are pulling their throats and screaming "hot, hot!" ”
It's in this kind of hot weather that you know that the wind can be really hot sometimes. A breeze that couldn't even blow the leaves on the trees blew, making Wang Yong, who was sitting in the greenhouse in the courtyard to close the summer, frown.
"Damn, you're a sleeping god! Sleep in broad daylight, aren't you tired? ”
As soon as Liu Bin entered the courtyard, he saw Wang Yong lying in the greenhouse with his eyes closed, and immediately turned on the mockery mode, and a bunch of words of different styles kept coming out of his mouth, like sharp swords stabbing at Wang Yong.
"Don't tell me that you are pursuing the art of sleep this kind of, let me tell you, if sleep is an art, then no one can stop you from pursuing the footsteps of art, you dare to tell me again, believe it or not, I cut you?"
"I don't believe I can't cure you anymore! You can't afford to get up? ”
"Good, good, you kid has a character, I like it!"
Hearing this, Wang Yong suddenly opened his eyes. glanced at Liu Bin and opened his mouth to say a word, which immediately made Liu Bin jump like thunder, clenched his fists and rushed over.
"No, I don't have your hobbies, my sexual orientation is normal. It's not back, you find someone else! ”
rushed to the door of the greenhouse, Liu Bin was stupid!
Before Wang Yong's high school entrance examination, his mother came back from the United States, in addition to taking care of his diet in the days before and after the exam, and entering the responsibility of his mother, the most important thing is to find a group of American engineers to transform the greenhouse again.
The glass was replaced with organic color-changing and double-layered. There is also a special shade net in the middle. Usually when you don't need it, you roll it up and put it on the top side. As is the case today, at the touch of a button, a huge black shade net can cover the entire roof of the greenhouse in half a minute.
Today, the shade net covers only a small part of the area where Wang Yong sits, and it will only fully unfold in the two or three hours of midday when the weather is at its hottest and the sunshine is strongest.
Computerized automation control system has been added. The management of the entire greenhouse is completely controlled by the computer according to the program, and it is not necessary to worry about people at all.
A new central air conditioner was installed in the basement of the courtyard. Of course, this is shared with the house. Although the power is not very large, it is enough, at least in this hot weather, the house and the greenhouse can easily maintain about 20 degrees.
Solar energy collection device, rainwater filtration and recycling device. The new drip irrigation system, glass heating defrost system, etc., after those technicians on the farm came to take a look, they immediately cried and shouted for Wang Hai to renovate one for them.
The glass doors of the greenhouse have been changed to induction and remote control dual control, and it is precisely because of this function. Liu Bin is tragic. Because when I heard his voice, I quietly locked the door with the remote control.
"Ahh
Liu Bin, who rushed over, came to the door and stretched out his hand to push the door as usual.
Didn't push it away?
But the next moment, immediately after, the force of inertia made him lie on the glass door and had an extremely intimate contact with it.
When Wang Yong opened the door, Liu Bin rubbed his face and walked in, sat down beside Wang Yong with a very shapeless ass, and after looking at him very resentfully, he said with resentment:
"Daddy, you? I don't pay back the money I owe you! What's the door? As soon as he finished speaking, he realized his mistake and closed his mouth without squeaking.
In this kind of weather, it is definitely necessary to turn on the air conditioner, if you don't close the door, then the air conditioning refrigeration effect can be good, it is strange!
"It's not okay! I'll find someone to send you to Thailand in a few days! ”
"Send me to Thailand?"
Liu Bin looked at Wang Yong in surprise, and he couldn't figure out what he said at all. I owe you money, why did you send me to Thailand? Traveling? I heard that the scenery of that place is quite good, but you can go and see it.
"Do you know what Thailand is the most famous in the world?"
"Stupa! It's in this geography book! People believe in Buddhism all over the country, and there are pagodas everywhere, and I heard that there are many large pagodas made of gold."
Liu Bin looked at Wang Yong proudly, and said in his heart, can this test me? But after seeing Wang Yongwei smile and shake his head, he was depressed again.
"Not this? What's that? ”
Liu Bin began to rack his brains to think about what characteristics of Thailand are the most famous. In addition to the national belief in Buddhism, it seems that there is nothing special in Thailand, right? No, there seems to be another feature that is quite famous.
"I see, are you talking about Tom Yum soup?"
Liu Bin felt that he must have guessed correctly this time, but unfortunately, Wang Yong pouted and just shook his head.
"It's not that, it's not, what the hell is it?"
Wang Yong turned his head to look at his buddy who was already impetuous, sighed, moved his buttocks, and moved a little away from Liu Bin before he spoke:
"It's a shemale!"
"Shemale? People are fucking born of people, demons are fucking born of demons, what kind of thing is a shemale? ”
Liu Bin muttered in a low voice, and then looked at Wang Yong with a confused face, and the heart of gossip suddenly appeared, staring at Wang Yong with shining eyes, waiting for him to give himself a more detailed explanation.
But after waiting for a long time, Wang Yong closed his eyes again, leaned his head against the sofa and began to nap again. This makes Liu Bin angry, why didn't he come back? As soon as you get to the key place, you stop, can you be a little creative?
But now is not the time to deal with him. Liu Bin's mind is now full of imagination about shemales. Memories of goblins from TV screens and fiction magazines all come flooding back.
"Are there really shemales?"
This time, Wang Yong didn't hesitate, just nodded directly and gave him a positive answer. At this moment, Liu Bin felt his heart beat violently, and quickly reached out to cover his mouth, for fear that it would jump out of his mouth.
Shemales? Isn't that a ghost story, the protagonist or supporting role in "Liao Zhai"? Half-human, half-demon. The figure is enchanting, and all of them are peerless beauties. Fox spirits, female ghosts, flower spirits, carp spirits or something, how can there really be? But looking at Wang Yong's expression again, doesn't it look fake?
"Tell me, tell me quickly, what is a shemale like? Pretty, isn't it? ”
Wang Yong listened to Liu Bin's words. The expression on his face suddenly became strange. Turning around and looking at Liu Bin, he nodded, "Beautiful, more beautiful than big beauties!" ”
"Really?"
Liu Bin looked at Wang Yong with a little disbelief, and soon noticed the strange expression on his face, and immediately thought that he had been tricked by him again, and immediately became angry. Aggressively stretched out his hands and pounced on Wang Yong, grabbed his neck and shook it vigorously. While shaking, there are words in his mouth.
"I want you to play tricks on me. If you want to play me, I'll strangle you! ”
"Ahem. Ahem, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss! ”
Wang Yong struggled hard to break free, and when he saw Liu Bin's unrelenting appearance and about to pounce, he frowned and shouted:
"Trouble again. I'll send you to Thailand! ”
"Send it, you send it! I heard that the scenery over there is good, and I can't wait for it! ”
"Send you to Thailand and make you a shemale too!"
"It's all right, I'm afraid of you!"
"Do you know what a shemale is like?"
"What?"
"A shemale is a man who has undergone surgery to turn a man into a woman, and this kind of person has the appearance of a woman. But in fact, it's still a man, and because it's neither male nor female, it's called a shemale! That is, what our locals call 'second sister-in-law'. ”
"Uh-"
Liu Bin was stunned! Isn't this a bit like the eunuchs in the royal palace in ancient times? As soon as he thought of this, he heard Wang Yong's voice continue to reach his ears.
"After this kind of surgery, these ladyboys are almost no different from women, they want to have breasts, they want butts and butts, and they are white and beautiful, so that you can't tell whether they are real women or not."
Liu Bin instantly appeared in his mind the image of a beautiful woman who looked like a fairy, with a slender waist and long legs, white skin and beautiful appearance, and then just when he was immersed in spending a good time with the beauty, suddenly the beauty opened her mouth and was stupid!
"This kind of person usually works in entertainment venues, dancing with guests, drinking, fighting and so on, you know?"
Wang Yong's meaningful playful eyes made Liu Bin couldn't help but shudder, and in an instant he understood what Wang Yong meant by sending himself to Thailand just now.
"Nima! I, I'll fight with you! ”
After some fighting, the two men lay on either side of the sofa, panting and looking at the black shade net overhead, each silent.
After a long while, Liu Bin finally couldn't help it, turned his head to open Wang Yong, and asked, "Why do you say that they are good men, and they have to make themselves into women?" ”
"What else can it be for? To live, to eat, to eat better, to live better! Wang Yong replied without hesitation, and then thought about it and continued:
"It is said that there are two kinds of shemales, one is to take estrogen from an early age to develop a feminine male. The other is transsexual, which is to cut off that thing, most of them are men, but they have breasts and a small waist. ”
Wang Yong's words were in Liu Bin's ears, and he was stupid! Is there such a person? Is he stupid or crazy? Why, why?
"There are many theories about how shemales arose, but I remember one, which is said to be that after World War II, American GIs were stationed in Thailand. Because it's lonely, you know. American GIs are rich, so some poor families without girls feed their boys estrogen from an early age, and then slowly become today's shemales! ”
"Speaking of which, they're all poor people!" (To be continued.) )