?“ Lai Zijing called out to Mo Chou, who was holding at least twenty catties of chicken wings and eating Haisai: "Let me tell you a story, the story is that a man ate a lot of chicken wings and finally became a chicken." Net »

Mo Chou didn't answer, just rolled his eyes, and continued to bury his head in dealing with his chicken wings.

But the bird spirit moved to Mo Chou's side unrelentingly, and said to Mo Chou mysteriously in a fortune-telling tone: "Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful girl, she liked to eat chicken since she was a child, and one day she met an old Taoist priest, and the old Taoist priest said: 'Sister, if you continue to eat like this, you will become a chicken'." But this girl kept eating chicken wings every day, and finally on the second day of her adulthood, she really became a chicken. ”

Mo Chou still waited with a blank eye, then turned around, turned his back to the bird essence, and continued to eat chicken wings, his face full of oil stars.

The bird was fine, but he turned to Mo Chou with a dead face, and said to Mo Chou with the expression of a love ambassador: "Sister, birds are the best friends of human beings, you have to love them, you can't eat them." Otherwise, he will be punished by the King of the Earth Bodhisattva, and in the next life, he will be more than that Cheng with a miscellaneous bald chicken land. ”

Mo Chou continued to look at the bird spirit with his back eyes, turned around again, and continued to leave a round ass for the bird spirit.

"Alright...... It's not been a day or two since she's been a foodie. Sister Xue waved her hand: "Let her go." "Mo Chou, your energy system has changed as an adult, why don't you tell everyone?"

As a professional surgeon, although Long Shenxue can't live dead like Narcissus, she also has many abilities that Narcissus does not have, such as seeing the energy system of living creatures at a glance and attacking weaknesses. Therefore, the energy system in Mo Chou's body has changed, she is the only person who knows, and she knows very well that "I can't look at ......" Mo Chou was embarrassed: "That's good." ”

"Oh! You're hiding. The bird spirit scolded loudly: "You don't give me face, hurry up!" Take it out, I want to see it! ”

Mo Chou was suddenly embarrassed by the whiteboard, and after thinking for a long time, he shook his head decisively: "Don't show it!" ”

The bird spirit grinned and leaned on her head and whispered, "Is there a soft and short little fluff growing underneath?" ”

Mo Chou screamed, and then stomped his foot hard: "Nonsense! ”

"Then you take it out and take a look." Bird Spirit's Lai Pi has already reached a realm that is difficult for ordinary people to reach: "Otherwise, you will definitely be long-haired!" (Barrel, you're inferior to a human or an animal...... ）

After speaking, Bird Zijing suddenly turned her head to look at Sister Xue: "Is your hair white ......" (I wipe it...... Barrel you god! )

Sister Xue was suddenly furious: "Don't be indecent! ”

With a loud shout, the people around who were playing around the bonfire suddenly stopped in unison, and the lively party was silenced. But soon, they found that there was nothing special here, and they continued to devote themselves to speed dating.

The happiest thing is the group of foreigners brought by calm, with blonde hair and blue eyes, they are more curious, and they are very favored by the girls of the fairy gate, and even have a successful speed dating on the spot. Dante shook his head and shouted that he would punish the bastards who betrayed their faith.

Of course, he is just talking, as an old and strong atheist, he doesn't care what his subordinates do, anyway, he clearly knows that the divine power in these people has nothing to do with the so-called gods.

On the contrary, the Scarlet Queen Teresa and her brother were indeed the most indifferent and shocked in the audience, except for the meat food necessary for the community to grow her body, other things such as beer, ale, rum, whiskey, and bonfires seemed to have nothing to do with her, and after she was full, she would even make up for the guilt of eating meat by giving a gospel of John every year.

Of course, there is no explanation for her actions other than a moral twist. After all, a girl with the blood of countless capable people on her hands came to collect the so-called gospel, I am afraid that her recitation of the old age will not have any practical effect.

"That's the end of the topic of hair." Sister Xue sternly warned Bird Zijing: "Don't say it again." ”

The bird spirit rolled her eyes, then she nodded happily: "Sister Xue, are you white?" ”

Sister Xue was furious on the spot, reached into her vitality enough, pinched out a scorching flame, and used her own energy to turn this flame into a scorching white, and suddenly pinched and exploded when the brightness and heat reached a limit: "My temper!" ”

"It's over...... "Bird spirit lamented: "As soon as a woman is pregnant, it's like an abnormal menstrual period, ** bursts." Is this still my gentle Snow Sister? ”

Sister Xue's face was stunned, and then her expression suddenly changed, and she said shyly: "Yes...... Don't stop saying that nasty stuff anymore. ”

And Mo Chou solemnly echoed Sister Xue's words, and when she nodded, her long shawl hair jumped up and down with the frequency of her head, which was very cute.

"Then Mo Chou, tell me, what have you changed?" Toriko picked her teeth with her nails: "Otherwise, you must be hairy." ”

Mo Chou and Sister Xue sighed in unison, and then Mo Chou stretched out his tender little paws: "Mo Chou is from the part of his father and has woken up." ”

After speaking, Mo Chou's fingers suddenly became like eagles, but unlike eagles, Mo Chou's hands were five fingers, covered with fine scales, and these scales slowly extended up along his hand, covering Mo Chou's chin.

"This ......" Sister Xue suddenly cried and laughed: "What is this?" ”

Torikoshi was stunned, and then asked, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? How did it come to this? ”

"Ying Long!" Sister Xue didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "Don't worry that your father is actually ...... Ying Long"

Mo Chou smiled faintly: "Yes......" Bird Zijing blinked his eyes: "Four true dragons?" ”

Sister Xue pointed to herself: "Although I am a little dragon, I can only be a Jiao, not a real dragon." ”

"Candle Dragon, Hook Dragon, Kui Dragon, Ying Dragon." Mo Chou withdrew his claws, and sighed lightly: "The Four True Dragons have long ceased to exist in the world. ”

Sister Xue gently touched Mo Chou's hair: "But why are you so beautiful all your life...... When I was your age, I was like a ghost doll Hanako. ”

After speaking, Sister Xue let out a long sigh: "It's a pity, there are no more pure-blooded dragons in the dragon clan." ”

The bird spirit raised her eyebrows and gestured with her hand on her stomach: "You're about to become a pot-bellied lizard, and then let's dig another hole, and we can play Dungeons and Dragons......"

"Don't make a fuss, pot-bellied lizards aren't dragons. It's called Huojiao, and it's another kind of Jiao. Sister Xue stroked Mo Chou's face: "Only the four true dragons can be called dragons." ”

Mo Chou shrugged indifferently: "Most of Mo Chou inherited his mother, and his father only had a small part. ”

"That's a big deal! In Heroes Invincible...... "Toriko thought for a moment: "Zombies and dragon land products are called bone dragons." But what about the highest class in the cemetery...... The skill is aging. ”

"I don't want to tell Xianggong ......" Mo Chou's expression was a little embarrassed: "I'm afraid he will dislike me...... I'm a monster. ”

"Less...... bird spirit pointed at Sister Xue: "Look at it, this big guy who can turn the whole thing into a long worm, your family photo is correct." ”

After speaking, he pointed to himself again: "Flat-haired beast, do you look at it?" It's right. "So, strictly speaking. Your father-in-law is absolutely not taboo, as long as he can eat it, he will stuff it into his mouth. Bird Zi Jing arranged Li Guo very happily: "In short, the women around your husband and wife now have covered from felines to cold-blooded animals, there are planes flying in the sky, and there are no stools running on the ground (I said wooden barrels, will the stools run?) The Titanic that swam in the sea did not. Everything else. Look over there. Mo Chou and Sister Xue listened, and followed the fingers of the bird spirit to point to the lock demon Ta Ji, who was standing behind a bunch of people and curiously watching people barbecue: "There is also a building." Do you still think that there is a bottom line for your father-in-law's discipline? (The most bottomless thing in the festival is the bird spirit, you are yourself...... ）

"Really?" Mo Chou was still worried: "I'm worried about Xianggong...... Can't accept ......"

"If he can't accept it, he'll kill himself the morning after he knows you." The bird spirit drank beer like a hero: "If I were an ordinary person, I would be scared of incontinence when I found a girl popping out of a scroll painting." ”

"It's also ......" Mo Chou nodded thoughtfully: "That dragon god state, can Mo Chou also have it?" ”

Sister Xue shook her head: "Only women with a maternal line of Dragon Land can have ...... It is the privilege of the species to protect the fertility underneath. ”

Mo Chou let out a long sigh, and suddenly came to Sister Xue with a red face: "Then can you tell Mo Chou how you can get pregnant at one time?" ”

Bird Zijing is also, as soon as she heard such strange gossip, she immediately came to her senses, and pricked up her ears and leaned in front of Sister Xue: "Say...... Say ......" "Oops...... Sister Xue covered her face: "You guys are dead ......"

The few of them talked and laughed here, and Li Guo was sleeping in the North American style, eating bread and sausages, drinking huge unhealthy Coke, groping his way through the streets of New York to the last peony residence.

Originally, Cheng Chun said that he wanted to take him and Amber there, but Li Guo refused. After all, Cheng Chun is still an ordinary person, and if an ordinary person participates in this kind of special human conflict, it is easy to become cannon fodder, and it is very worthless cannon fodder...... Good steel should be used on the blade, and the spring is one in a million intelligence and spy geniuses, and now in the information age, one spring can withstand eight hundred Kunlun disciples.

Therefore, Li Guo could only walk slowly in an unfamiliar place. After all, the energy transfer of teleportation is too great, and the closer you get to the last peony's residence, the more careful you must be. Is Kao's name really for nothing? Think of lilies...... Think about begonias, which of the Big Three is a fuel-efficient lamp?

But even Lily is not able to seize the ability of the current Kao in one fell swoop, you can imagine how strong this peony should be, and this strength should not only be limited to ability, after all, the ability is so awesome, Begonia, isn't it also driven to the countryside to open a casino to make a living...... Li Guo came here today, not to startle the snake, but to turn the pieces into a whole. Now that the enemy is strong, the layman can no longer tolerate Li Jiashushan to continue to play this civil war mode. If you continue to maintain this mode of warlord melee, you don't have to think about it, the Li family is absolutely finished. After all...... The Shangqing Zhenren who has a lot of sympathy with Li Guo is an out-and-out neurotic!

When Li Guo and Mo Chou approached the Lady Ghetto in the suburbs of New York, he instinctively felt a kind of mental power fluctuation, which was absolutely impossible to inspire from ordinary humans or Wolverine, and after reading the superhero comics in the United States, except for Dr. Manhattan and Professor X, and Magneto, I am afraid that no one else really has such strong mental power.

After all, U.S. imperialism is in the mode of muscular hunk smashing and looting, and Wen Zou Zou's mental power is too much of a sissy......

"In this direction." Li Guo pointed forward: "All engines are turned off, don't have any special mental power fluctuations." ”

Amber sighed, then took Li Guo's hand, and slowly walked with Li Guo on the road with dim street lights, looking like a bunch of walking couples, walking slowly on the empty road with street lights.

The houses on both sides are very individual, there is no so-called unified planning, there is no so-called hindrance to the aesthetics, the owner can decorate his house into any appearance, but most of the people here are quite wealthy businessmen, with a certain social status and economic conditions, the reason why they live in the suburbs, most of them are not for the second wife, but for the pursuit of a quiet home feeling.

As she walked, Amber suddenly shouted, "Wait......"

With that, she turned around and walked to the door of a house on the side of the road, then Shi Shiran took out the key and opened the door, stepped on it with her shoes on, and took out two cans of milk and a bag of small biscuits from it twenty seconds later.

Li Guo was stunned for a moment: "You...... Do you trespass into a private house? ”

"This is my house...... A sucker. Amber tore open the cat biscuit and stuffed a piece into Li Guo's mouth: "My home, my home, my home in New York." ”

Li Guo chewed a little strange taste in his mouth, and it was actually quite delicious cat food at that time: "You usually eat this?" ”

Amber nodded earnestly: "I'm a cat...... Cats don't eat this, what do they eat? ”

"Okay......" Li Guo took out two more pieces and stuffed them into his mouth: "It's actually better than Oreo." ”

Amber smiled so much that she couldn't even see her eyes, as a cat...... To have someone with similar tastes to her is already the supreme happiness.

After Li Guo saw Amber's expression, he kissed Amber on the nose: "I kissed you back......" "How do you know that I kissed you?" Amber's eyes widened, "You can't know the cat's expression." ”

Li Guo shrugged and did not answer Amber. In fact, Li Guo really read a lot of books about cats for Amber, including even this kind of cartoon, such as "Sweet Private Cat", which is healing. In fact, when cats are really relatives, they don't use their mouths, but their eyes. Amber's eyes narrowed into a slit just now, and then opened them slightly a few times, which actually meant that she kissed Li Guo. This kind of micro-expression has been seen by anyone who has ever had a cat, but few people know what it means...... Therefore, Li Guo's sullenness and strength are reflected here, his intellectual curiosity is absolutely strong, and ordinary people can't resist it...... "I love you to death!" Amber hugged Li Guo's arm tightly, and kept rubbing her face on his arm: "Love is dead, love is dead!" ”

The two of them walked crookedly, and unconsciously came to the front of a room with the most intensive mental activity, the room was large, the yard was empty, and it was very clean. But there was no light inside, it was pitch black, but it didn't seem to be empty, something was clattering.

Amber cleared her throat and stood outside the delicate little fence looking inside, asking in English if anyone was home.

With her voice, she directly lost the original movement inside, and the whole house was suddenly silent, without any sound at all.

Li Guo frowned: "Spiritual power has increased!" ”

With that, he dragged Amber behind him and jumped straight over the fence.

"If you trespass without permission, you will be shot." Amber whispered to Li Guo.

Then she immediately flicked her head: "I'm afraid I'm stupid......"

Li Guo winked at her left eye: "Everyone has a time when they have a brain." ”

While speaking, the two people had already arrived at the gate of this two-story building, and Li Guo knocked lightly on the door and asked in Chinese:

"Is anyone home? I'm in! ”

After he finished speaking, he pressed the lock of the door. Unlocking is Li Guo's best skill, no matter how complicated the lock is, in front of Li Guo, it will last for three minutes at most, even if it is the Federal Reserve's vault...... When he pressed it, he suddenly found that the door was actually hidden, and it looked like a dark and terrible cave, with almost no signs of life.

He walked in with Amber in his hand: "Hello? hello？ ”

But there was no sound but an empty echo. But Li Guo clearly felt that a rather powerful spiritual power had been echoing in this house, and he was finely encased, like a small moth exposed to the sound waves of bats.

"Anyone?" Li Guo slowly walked into the living room.

It's too late, it's very fast. A vigorous black shadow pounced directly on Li Guo from the dark corner, with a fishy wind peculiar to animals, and a bit of hideous and bloodthirsty roar.

At this speed, it was impossible for anyone to dodge.

Can...... Who is Amber? What is Amber? She's a big cat with incredible agility, and this speed is a bouncing ball for her.

So Amber kicked a side and hit the animal directly in the neck.

Without any suspense, this big guy was directly kicked on the sofa by Amber's side kick, and knocked the sofa to the ground.

But before Amber and Li Guo stepped forward to check, a black shadow flashed, and once pounced on Li Guo.

And this time...... This monster was actually divided into four in the process of pounce, and the distance was short, and the monster actually managed to evade Amber's interception and fell on Li Guo's body.

After that, it opened its mouth and bit down on Li Guo's main artery.......

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