Liu Yubao said: "Brother Zhang doesn't care about these things, as long as he is the best beauty, as long as he is willing to get along with him, he will dedicate the heart of a son to all the women he likes. During today's dinner, from the eyes of Sister Li looking at Brother Zhang, according to my feeling, they have already gone to bed. In addition, the two best beautiful young women I met today, I think their relationship is also very unusual, I don't know if they have been in bed or not, but there is definitely an ambiguous relationship between them. ”

"Oh, Brother Zhang still likes young women?" Zhou Yanhong stared at a pair of beautiful big eyes and asked in surprise.

"yes, but don't think about it!" Liu Yubao saw his wife's stupid look, and couldn't help but get nervous again.

"Die, imagine what my wife looks like, am I the kind of woman who is watery poplar?" Zhou Yanhong said coquettishly.

"Aren't I worried, because that kid is too attractive to women, and I have to guard against it." Liu Yubao said with a smile.

"I said husband, why do you keep mentioning him, when you mention him, I start to react again." Zhou Yanhong said with a red face.

"Ahh No, when it comes to him, what kind of reaction do you have? No, you can't! He is handsome and chic, and his body is strong enough, but isn't his husband powerful enough now? Liu Yubao asked puzzled.

"Stupid, don't you know that 'house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers'? Don't you know that 'a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing'? Zhou Yanhong said.

"I said wife, you are stupid, this is talking about a man's feelings for women, not a woman's feelings for men. Wife, put the cart before the horse, you know? Ha ha!. Liu Yubao said with a smile.

"Although it is about the feelings of men, it is also applicable to women. The feeling of stealing is so tempting to think about, and if you really steal once, how exciting it will be. Zhou Yanhong said with infinite anticipation.

"Yanhong's wife, don't give me a story of 'red apricots out of the wall', no man wants to be cuckolded, and my husband is the same." Liu Yubao said.

"Husband, the saying 'red apricots out of the wall' is outdated." Zhou Yanhong said to her husband.

"Oh, that means there won't be any red apricots out of the wall?" Liu Yubao asked stupidly.

"Look at your stupid appearance, I can't bear to hit you, what does it mean that there is no such thing? It's just that with the progress and development of the times, the name has also kept pace with the times and has a new name, in fact, the connotation is still the same. It can be seen that Zhou Yanhong has a little hatred for Liu Yubao.

"Yanhong's good wife, what is the name of the new apricot when the red apricot is out of the wall?" Liu Yubao asked curiously.

"In the past, my wife's cheating was called 'cheating', then it was called 'splitting legs', and now it is called 'going to the hole', how about it? Is it vivid enough? Zhou Yanhong asked.

"It's vivid enough, it's vivid enough, the 'acupoint' organ is also, this 'acupoint' can be more direct than 'red apricot out of the wall', in line with the fast-paced life of modern people, 'red apricot out of the wall' is too artistic, the text is crepe, I don't know I really think it's a red apricot out of the wall. However, doesn't this 'going to the hole' specifically refer to the singers and actors performing everywhere in private, and the well-known experts giving speeches everywhere in private? How did it become synonymous with a woman's cheating? Liu Yubao asked puzzled.

"Say you're stupid, you gasp, don't you know that 'splitting legs' is a hobby that many celebrities, well-known, and celebrities are happy to have, you count, there are still a few of them who can do 'mountains without tombs, rivers are exhausted, winter thunder and earthquakes, summer rain and snow, heaven and earth are together, but dare to be with the king'. Splitting legs is inseparable from 'acupoints', so splitting legs, cheating, and walking acupoints are almost synonymous. ”

This week, Yanhong is worthy of being a secretary in the city bureau, and her attainments in words and nouns are more than several orders of magnitude higher than Liu Yubao.

"Listening to his wife's words is better than reading for ten years, the connotation of the word 'hole' is too rich, but for us men, especially for the criminal police, it is still not as direct as 'hole'." Liu Yubao said.

Anyway, it is the passionate bed words of husband and wife, and others will not hear it, he has no children, and there is no problem that children are not suitable, so Liu Yubao boldly talked nonsense.

"It's really rude enough, Brother Zhang will definitely not be an uneducated, unskilled, and the same man like you, why is the gap so big?" Zhou Yanhong said disdainfully.

"Of course that kid is educated, a serious 800 master's degree in Liumi, a highly talented student of a prestigious university medical school, it is natural that the gap is large." Liu Yubao said enviously.

"Alas!" Zhou Yanhong couldn't help but sigh lightly.

"Yanhong is a good wife, do you have a good breath?" Liu Yubao asked.

"I really envy those women who are good with Brother Zhang, why did such a superb man let them go?" Zhou Yanhong said helplessly.

"What's so strange about this, beautiful women love heroes, beautiful women love rich men, beautiful women love handsome men, isn't this an immutable law?" Liu Yubao said.