Chapter 199: Rehabilitation
Who said Li Guo wasn't injured...... In fact, he was almost completely finished, with a ruptured spleen, liver congestion, left atrium thrombosis, multiple soft tissue injuries, abrasions on the walls of several aorta, spinal dislocation, and fractured mandibles...... If it is an ordinary person, such a serious injury can only explain one situation. That is, the guy was hit by a Harmony that was moving at full speed. If you don't die, it's already a blessing from heaven, let alone sitting on the sofa watching TV like Li Guo.
Of course, he is not much better, the disabled Zhijian can only repair his neural network, and Sister Snow can only repair his broken organs. As for those soft tissue injuries, he could only wait silently and silently for the internal injuries on his body to recover slowly. And there are silver needles on the big holes on his body, and elastic bandages are wrapped in all joints of his body.
It was already dawn, and there was not much pain left in Li Guo's body, but he couldn't move at all now, the tibia fracture in his left leg had healed, but the broken bone punctured the ligament, and even if it was repaired, there would be at least forty-eight hours of recovery.
"Don't want it, don't ......" All Li Guo can do now is just tilt his head slightly: "I can't eat ......"
"No, Xianggong." Mo Chou was holding a bowl, and in it was a big elbow with a shiny oil: "Where to eat, where to make up, Xianggong should eat more." ”
Li Guo barely glanced at the bowl and found that there were at least two or three catties of belt bones in it...... Two or three catties of pure meat, this is no better than two or three catties of rice, this will if you eat it all...... "Hurry up, hurry up, Sister Xue is on TV." At this time, Bird Zijing dragged Sister Xue out of the room, and then snatched the remote control in Li Guo's hand and kept tugging: "Look, look." ”
Dragon TV...... There is a news column on it, and the picture played on it happens to be the spectacular scene of the dragon god Snow Cloud and Dragon Sanxian last night. The picture is stable and looks very professional.
After freezing the video, the host was silent for two seconds: "There was a sudden rainstorm in Shanghai last night, and many citizens saw such a magical picture before the heavy rain. This has caused a huge panic among the citizens, and some people even say that it is a precursor to the end of the world, so we will ask experts to explain to us whether this sudden rainstorm and abnormal changes will have a negative impact on our lives. ”
"The heavy rain this time is mainly due to the sequelae of high-pressure air convection...... balabalabalabala...... "A man in a suit and leather shoes with glasses, his face is calm, his face is condescending, and he is talking like a river explaining the popular science knowledge that nine out of ten people in the world do not understand:"So, this dragon-shaped thing, the low-altitude clouds illuminated by neon lights. The changes in nature have always been beautiful and colorful. So, don't panic. ”
And as he was speaking, a line of small words slowly scrolled on the scrolling subtitles at the bottom of the screen: "Last night, most of the country's traffic radio channels were interfered with by unknown signals, and the matter has been handed over to the public security organs for handling." ”
"See, see?" Torikoshi pointed to the TV: "Sister Snow has been fooled and gone." I knew that these people, as soon as they refuted the rumors, there would definitely be no good thing, what a cloud, a cloud, a real dragon! ”
Sister Xue said rather indifferently: "This is good...... Otherwise I'll be deducted from the ......"
Li Guo's head turned sideways: "Sister Xue...... Are you still peeling......"
Sister Xue was stunned for a moment, stiffened and looked at the disabled Zhijian who was plugging in the USB cable on the Internet, and then suddenly found that a huge 'shh' ...... appeared on the screen of the notebook...... It's ...... molt" Sister Xue blushed and reddened, and then hurriedly changed the topic: "Brother...... Brother, do you still want that? ”
Li Guo was stunned: "Which one?" ”
"That...... It's the ......" Sister Xue formed a circle with the index finger and thumb of her left hand, and used the index finger of her right hand to go in and out of it. While doing lewd movements, his face was frighteningly red: "That ......"
Li Guo was blindsided at that time, how could there be such a direct ...... as her Where are the people who are talking about this embarrassed to speak? After all, this kind of thing...... You can't do it. I think I definitely want to, but in front of so many people, how can I say it.
So Li Guo quickly twisted his head out of the window: "I can't understand what you're talking about......"
"Success!" Sister Xue's face turned pale, and then she gave a thumbs up to the bird spirit: "The stuffy brother is back!" ”
Then, Bird Zijing and Sister Xue high-fived in celebration, and Li Guo, who was left to be entangled like Spider-Man, looked at the two of them in confusion and confusion, and turned his head and asked Mo Chou: "What are they doing here?" ”
Mo Chou nodded very seriously: "We all like the original Xianggong, and we don't like the Xianggong last night." So the bird said, "If you can't go back, I'll flush you out of the latrine." ”
After speaking, Mo Chou added: "Mo Chou will not allow it." ”
And Li Guo Waterfall Khan, he himself felt that he seemed to have not changed, how could he come up with such a perverted plan to flush the toilet...... "What about the others?" Li Guo didn't see Amber and the landlord's sister since she woke up, and she couldn't even find Xiaokui and Xiaoxin, which is obviously not conventional, generally at this point in time, Xiaoxin's sister will lie on the carpet and roll with a balloon, and then use all kinds of strange language to squeeze her own mother, and use various methods to trick Xiaokui into doing stupid things. The landlord's sister will talk back while reading the novel, and use all kinds of threats of force. Amber, on the other hand, transforms into a cat, either licking her tail or chasing a small ball. But now none of these people can be seen, which is obviously not in accordance with the norm.
"I'm out shopping." Toriko's face was disdainful: "I was stimulated by Sister Xue and went out to buy cosmetics." ”
Cosmetics? Li Guo was stunned, then looked at Sister Xue carefully, and then suddenly found that Sister Xue really seemed to be much more beautiful. Not only is the face beautiful, but also the body, skin, and even hair quality, and even temperament and eyes have been qualitatively improved.
"Hey...... How did you become pretty? Li Guo stared at Sister Xue: "It's really beautiful......
Sister Xue squirmed for a while, and then suddenly turned her head and ran into the room: "It's all your ......"
When Li Guo heard this, his heart twitched. He had heard that if a woman is moistened by a man, the whole person will show a kind of reborn change, coupled with the virtue of Sister Xue...... It's like ...... This seems to be a small mistake that Xiao Li Guo makes when the lighting is beautiful and the atmosphere is good...... But he didn't have amnesia, he remembered clearly what he did and didn't do, and even remembered a peach petal-shaped birthmark on Lily's left buttocks, not to mention that it was an important thing that was definitely worth remembering for a lifetime...... "I know what you're thinking." Bird Zijing wiped his oily hand on Li Guo's pants after eating fritters: "You shameless goods." ”
After speaking, Toriko pinched his chin and thought: "There are still three days, and the Qinghong Festival will begin." The plan has come out, it will last for two days, and the first day is a regular meeting, which is nothing more than the leaders of both sides looking forward to the future together, which is all with speeches. The next day is the main event, and the intrigue is concentrated on the second day. You can't die in the next few days, so hurry up and prepare. ”
Li Guo's face was bitter: "I'm like this, I can't take a holiday?" That's right...... Don't tell my dad ......."
"Tell the good news or not the bad news, I know." At first glance, Bird Zijing is a master of Shen Yun: "But how to say that you are the president, you do one day is to practice light exercises for one day, and there is no way to be comfortable." In this way, you promise to go, and my sister will reward you. ”
The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched, and he probably knew what the reward was for the bird spirit. It's nothing more than letting Li Guo lick her feet, or letting Li Guo suck her milk. And it's all empty cannons, not to mention sucking her milk, even accidentally rubbing her ass while walking will attract a crazy retaliation, and suck ...... Suck a fart, suck ...... "I want to sleep for a while......" Li Guo rubbed under the sofa: "I should have a holiday today." ”
Bird pinched Li Guo's earlobe: "Wait a minute, the three of us will also go out to play, you are obedient at home." If you have something, call him, don't worry about throwing him on the bed, we'll leave after throwing it away, and the Spring Festival is on sale! ”
Mo Chou looked back and forth directly between Bird Zijing and Li Guo, and seemed to be a little hesitant. On the one hand, there is the temptation of the world of flowers, and on the other hand, there are relatives and little relatives who need to be taken care of, which makes Mo Chou, who is also caring for his family and full of curiosity outside, very embarrassed.
Li Guo snorted and turned his head sideways: "You go, this is a disabled Zhijian." ”
As soon as the words fell, the disabled Zhijian flew in front of Li Guo with a data cable, and scolded him: "When did the uncle take on the responsibility of taking care of you?" You love to die or not, I don't care, uncle. ”
But after finishing speaking, the disabled Zhijian paused: "It's no problem to eat roast chicken at noon, right?" ”
At the mention of roast chicken, Bird Zijing was furious, and as soon as he tore off his body and was about to throw it into the microwave: "If you dare to eat anything with wings at the old lady's house, the old lady will play with you." ”
The disabled Zhijian was silent for a while, and then said to Li Guo: "Then I'll go buy roast chicken, just don't want chicken wings." ”
"Don't make trouble...... Li Guo was noisy for a while: "You are all hundreds or thousands of years old, don't act like a child, I have a headache, it really hurts......"
Mo Chou obediently gently massaged Li Guo's temples: "Xianggong, then Mo Chou won't go." Don't worry about boiling some beef porridge for you at noon. ”
Li Guo shook his head: "Go, go, it's rare to go out and have fun, and it's good to relax." My biggest threat right now is Lily, and I guess she was hurt a lot yesterday, so I can really take care of myself. ”
When Mo Chou heard Li Guo say this, he didn't say anything more, but just leaned in front of him and kissed it: "That'...... Then don't worry about coming when you go. ”
After finishing speaking, Mo Chou pulled the bird essence back into the room, and then as soon as the door closed, a burst of laughter came out of the crack in the door, mixed with the exclamation of the bird loudly exclaiming that Sister Xue's chest was very loud, etc...... After a while, the three girls walked out of the door dressed up in fancy clothes, and even Mo Chou, who had always been without makeup, painted a little light makeup, blush earrings and small necklaces, like a look of alluring the country and the city, extremely pure and distressing, and beautiful to make people stunned.
Sister Xue, now she is more and more cute, with a smell of hellokitty all over her body, and she is wearing pure white thick cotton socks, which makes this old sister look a year or two younger than the seventeen-year-old Mo Chou, and she has just finished shedding her skin, and she is even more tender and delicious to a new level.
"Let's go." The bird spirit, who has always had a sharp surname, kissed the tip of Li Guo's nose: "Come back and bring you something to eat." ”
Li Guo just nodded, and then watched the few of them leave the door. As soon as the sound of the door closing, Li Guo suddenly became energetic, sat up straight, ripped off all the bandages on his joints, and then stood up and jumped: "My recovery ability is quite strong?" ”
"Not really." The disabled Zhijian swished into a human form, first went to the kitchen and took half a watermelon in his hand and ate it with a spoon, and then sat on the sofa: "You know, I secretly brought a snowy mountain spirit back, okay." When that grows up, it will be a six-petal snow lotus, a healing elixir. But it seems like a lot of fun to see you eat crippled meals. ”
"That's, it's rare to have VIP treatment, right?" Li Guo cocked his legs: "Usually I serve them, and I have to enjoy them once." Today, even the bird spirit speaks softly, and she can usually kill me. ”
"That's a good move." Zhijian, who is disabled, touched his chin: "Let's go, go on the electric line." ”
Li Guo nodded: "Wait for a few of them to go away." ”
As he spoke, Li Guo took out a cigarette and leaned on the sofa: "I usually smoke in the house, and I am unlucky." By the way, you said that lily, what kind of thirty-three magic weapons? ”
"That's? Bagatelle. The disabled Zhijian didn't care, and slowly dug the watermelon: "You see her so many hands, right?" In fact, she will hold a magic weapon in each hand. But this thing, scattered everywhere, to find it is difficult to find, you have leisure. But she's smart enough to take the black jade demon pestle and let you keep it. ”
As he spoke, Zhijian, who was disabled, took out the black demon pestle from the small drawer of the coffee table. The head of the demon pestle is densely covered with strange and terrifying lines, and it feels very light to the touch, but it is cold to the touch. Not at all like any kind of metal or plastic.
"This is one of the thirty-three magic weapons of that bitch." The disabled Zhijian threw the demon pestle to Li Guo: "You can play casually, anyway, when you feed it, you will be able to see that beautiful little bitch again." But to be honest, I really think that the two of you are a perfect match, and you will never be a husband and wife, and the next time you see her, you have to make it clear to her, propose marriage first, and then stab her with a sword if the proposal is inappropriate, anyway, you will not suffer. ”
Li Guo waved his hand, didn't bother to answer the chatter of the disabled Zhijian, just closed his eyes and checked the spatial passage in front of him. As expected, the original three are still three, but one of them is filled with a black gas, as if it has been cut off from it. Sister Xue, Li Guo didn't dare to try, but if she tried, she threw herself into the net, and finally came on a day off, and she was caught, how could there be any good fruit to eat.
As for the Li Guo who has never entered, he doesn't dare to try, in case he touches something strange, it will be the same as stepping on the shit of the second blow, although Li Guo has recovered most of his body, but if he touches a pervert like Lily again. That's really, and it's definitely.
"Let's go, their car is gone." Zhijian, who was disabled, stuck to the window like a spy, and only opened a short curtain and looked down: "Fortunately, your daughter-in-law and my daughter-in-law are not separated, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to get out." Come on! Look at Uncle Ben's infinite ghost steps, you are like scum. ”
Li Guo snorted disdainfully: "Don't play the King of Fighters, today we only catch dolls......"
And just as Li Guo was getting dressed and preparing to go on the road, he suddenly felt a sinking on his shoulders, and then a familiar cat meow came...... Li Guo sighed on the spot in his heart, it was still a goof...... "I knew you were lying." Amber's cat face was full of disdain: "I can't stand your daughter, I'm going to go with you." ”
"I told you a long time ago, she is the Demon King of the Mixed World...... Li Guo took Amber into his arms with his backhand, and gently scratched her chin: "Then let's go catch the doll together......"
After going out, Li Guo stretched his arms and legs: "To be honest, Lily is really powerful, I can't do anything about her, I can't kill her." ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "Actually, like you, she also uses spiritual power to repair her body. Her injuries should be worse than yours, you know, she was gang-raped by Sister Ryujin and the completely liberated you. Don't think about getting out of bed for three or four days. ”
"You won't feel distressed, will you?" The disabled Zhijian squinted at Li Guo with his eyes: "I warn you, you can't like that woman even if you like anyone, don't know how to die when the time comes." ”
Li Guo nodded: "Are you the kind of person who can't walk when I see a beautiful girl...... Yesterday I didn't know how much I wanted to kill her. ”
"That's right." The disabled Zhijian patted Li Guo on the shoulder: "This is good." Also, don't give me random spiritual power next time. ”
Li Guo pulled the car door: "Don't talk about this...... Let's go play first, it's so rare that no one cares. ”
Zhijian, who was disabled, took the opportunity to get into the car, gave a thumbs up and raised a mouthful of bright white teeth: "If you are discovered, I will say that I will take you to rehabilitation." ”
Li Guo thought for a while: "I don't think I can be discovered......
The disabled Zhijian shrugged: "You know, the sisters around you are quite perverted, who can play this package ticket......"
(To be continued)