Zhan Lu's voice was very soft, but everyone in the room heard it, and it seemed to be very abrupt, after all, Zhan Lu did not participate in any of Li Guo's topics from beginning to end, from talking about politics to talking about women. But now, all of a sudden, she interjected, and the words she said at one time were actually five times as many as before.

How can this not be surprising!

And Xihe turned his head to look at Zhan Lu, looked at it for a long time, and squinted his eyes: "Are you?" ”

"She's Zhanlu." Li Guo helped Zhan Lu answer this question.

But he didn't think about it, but Xi He, this bitter man, suddenly turned his face and yelled at Li Guo: "I didn't ask you!" You're old. ”

The chain reaction of this roar was that Xi He was rushed up by Mo Chou and slapped him, and with a crisp snap, it hit Xi He's disembodied face directly, with a loud sound.

The people in the room were shocked, especially the giant sea swallowing mountain and the disabled Zhijian who were drinking beer and watching the excitement. Even stared at the two pairs of bull's eyes, stupidly looking at Mo Choujun, who had not changed his expression before he hit and did not fight...... And Xi He blinked her eyes even more, looking dazed, she was not prepared to be slapped by a little girl, her mind was blank, except for the expression of bitterness and even more bitterness, she didn't react, just looked at Mo Chou stupidly.

"Xianggong." Mo Chou grabbed Li Guo's neck: "Do you know how to deal with this kind of woman who doesn't know the height of the sky?" You have to let them know the dangers of this world. It seems that the son of Duan spoiled her very much. ”

"Little girl!" Xihe finally reacted at this time, stood up and rushed towards Mo Chou: "Let you see how powerful your aunt is." ”

But as soon as the words fell, Mo Chou's sword fairy flashed with blue light, and he sat next to Mo Chou with a cold face, and smiled faintly at Xi He, who was rushing towards Mo Chou: "Your temper hasn't changed, you might as well be calm as Wangshu, both are twin swords, and the difference between this surname is too big." ”

As soon as Xihe saw the sheath, he suddenly stumbled under his feet, and then his face was stretched to the old elder, and his bitter demeanor actually revealed a little horror, pointing to the sheath and trembling fingers: "You...... You...... Forget...... Lethe Bridge!"

Li Guo suddenly remembered that the disabled Zhijian once said that the unsheathed had killed the Qionghua faction alone, and just a sword made the entire Qionghua jump, although the victory or defeat was not clear to the disabled Zhijian, and Li Guo didn't know, but it seems that the prestige of the demon sword out of the sheath has spread, and even Xi and this kind of treasure of the town faction are shivering, and it is after so many years, it is conceivable how popular this sheathed sister was back then...... Compared with her, the bird spirit is weak, and she can only be regarded as a naughty girl next door.

Mo Chou pouted, looked at Xi He who seemed to be smiling, and his gloating expression gushed out: "What, do you still want to fight Mo Chou?" ”

Xihe took two steps back and pointed out of the sheath: "She is Lethe Bridge...... Then you...... You...... Miss Jimo? ”

Li Guo groaned, turned his head to look at Mo Chou: "You are so famous." ”

Mo Chou blushed and buried his head in Li Guo's neck: "Where is it famous...... It's all a false name, so don't laugh at it......"

Li Guo scratched his face: "How can I laugh at you...... I'm asking. ”

And Mo Chou hummed softly, then raised his head and looked at Xihe: "This is my father-in-law, you said that you were like that just now, should you fight or not?" ”

Xihe snorted and didn't speak again, just retreated to the side of the disabled Zhijian, and stood by the wall with an unhappy expression. And Zhan Lu shook his head and looked at Xi He: "Stupid." ”

Finally started jumping word by word again, and Li Guo suddenly felt a lot more at ease. He always felt that Zhan Lu was suitable for such a word by word jumping out, and if he said too much, he had a sense of incongruity...... "Zhan Lu? Mortal Divine Soldiers. Xihe muttered in a low voice, not daring to look up at the eldest sister of the sheath: "I don't know you, how do you know that I have the other half?" ”

"Hmm......" Zhan Lu thought for a moment, then poked Li Guo in the back.

Li Guo immediately realized: "She knows you another, it's called Wangshu, right?" ”

Zhan Lu nodded, dragging his head and making a little girl's demeanor: "Familiar." ”

"Wangshu eloped with someone." Xihe couldn't cry or laugh: "With a man, not a sword." She became a demon earlier than me, and now she is probably full of children and grandchildren. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and his heart suddenly turned over and over, and then unconsciously turned his head and looked Zhan Lu up and down. Zhan Lu's face suddenly turned red for no reason, and he stepped on Li Guo's back with his thirty-three yard small foot: "Bad! ”

Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly smiled at this time: "I know what Li Guo is thinking, he must be thinking, how to do it with a person and a sword, will he cut himself or something." As far as I know about him, this synchronization rate is basically 157 percent. ”

Li Guo was embarrassed, he was really thinking about this matter just now, and there was almost no difference from what the disabled Zhijian said. This made Li Guo unconsciously look at the disabled Zhijian with resentment. But this is a little confusing...... It really exists. After all, people and snakes can do it, Xu Xian knows how to do it, people and dragons can do it, Liu Yi knows how to do it, people and foxes can do it, and Pu Songling knows how to do it. But what does this man do with a sword? Isn't it a tragedy if you accidentally cut it, or cut it into three forks...... "dwarf oil...... Xianggong, you're so disgusting......" Mo Chou frowned: "Don't think about this kind of thing. ”

And Xihe also looked at Li Guo with bitterness and contempt: "Next!" ”

Li Guoyun was covered in fog, and looked around very innocently: "I'm just curious about the unknown...... Nothing more...... That's it......"

"Isn't the twin swords much less powerful if they are missing?" Li Guo looked at the eyes of the people around him, and knew that these bastards would definitely not dispel their contempt for himself because of his words, so he hurriedly changed the topic: "It's like half of the disabled will is broken." ”

"Fuck you!" The disabled Zhijian picked up an empty jar and smashed it at Li Guo: "Which pot is not opened, which pot is you." ”

Li Guo stuck out his tongue at the disabled Zhijian, his expression was like a little boy after a prank, very cute.

"Yes." Zhan Lu can be said to be the most sensible and obedient of the swords that Li Guo knows, and his surname is the most elegant and kind-hearted. She doesn't lie, she doesn't coquettish, she doesn't get angry, she looks like a girl, but she has a mature and wise charm. More critically...... She is the only one who will not bully Li Guo...... "Of course she will." Xi He pointed to himself and Duan Bing on the bed: "If he holds me and Wangshu at the same time, the power of the two swords can be earth-shattering." But now, I'm just an ordinary sword. ”

"Can you have a child...... Li Guo pointed to the disabled Zhijian: "He said that he can give birth to a spoon with the sheath and ......"

Before the words were finished, the unsheathed and the disabled Zhijian jumped up at the same time, and the two of them struck back and forth with a very tacit understanding, and directly pressed their knees on Li Guo's chest and back.

"Little pot friend, you can't talk nonsense." Zhijian, who was disabled, took out a piece from his jacket pocket and put it in his mouth: "I didn't say ......"

And this time, before he finished his words, an elbow struck him in the chest, and the disabled Zhijian was stagnant in his chest at that time, and he fell to the ground as soon as it was dark in front of him. and Li Guo lay side by side.

"It's clean." Out of the sheath, he clapped his hands and looked at Mo Chou: "This is called eliminating harm for the people." ”

Mo Chou was very distressed, leaned down and massaged Li Guo's chest and pinched his nose and rubbed his face, and turned around and complained: "It's not the first day that I recognize Xianggong, why do you have to do it so hard." ”

Out of the sheath indifferent spread his hands: "He has a special physique, this is just a drizzle." ”

That being said, there was always a trace of displeasure on Mo Chou's face, and he didn't even take care of it.

At this time, Duan Bing, who was lying on the bed, actually sat up by himself with a pop, sweating profusely, his eyes wide with anger, and he gasped for breath.

As soon as he heard his movements, Li Guo and Zhijian, who were pretending to be dead on the ground, suddenly jumped up from the ground with a carp, and surrounded him, and Zhijian, who was disabled, kept shaking Duan Bing: "Say it, say it quickly!" Who hits you! ”

"Don't shake it...... Don't shake it......" Xi He flew forward, hugged Duan Bing, and glanced at Zhijian with resentment: "If you shake it again, you will die......"

"Thank you for your help." The corners of Duan Bing's mouth were speaking, and blood was oozing out, and he also hugged his fist at Li Guo: "Duan owes you two favors." ”

Li Guo scratched his face: "You mean I gave you a photo of my aunt, is that also a favor?" ”

When Duan Bing heard this, his eyes lit up, and he nodded resolutely: "Count!" ”

"Come, good things come in three." Li Guo took out an artistic photo of Li Mingxue when he was twenty years old from his wallet: "You owe three." ”

Mo Chou poked his head and looked at Li Guo's wallet: "Xianggong...... How many photos did you put ......?"

Li Guo sighed and took out the thick stack of photos in his wallet, including photos of Li Guo holding amber when he was a child, a photo with Li Mingxue, a photo of Guo's parents visiting the zoo, a photo of Bird Zijing and Ruan Lingyu, a photo of the old lady Xiuxiu who has been waiting for 70 years, a photo of Mo Chou sleeping and drooling, a photo of a "family of three" visiting the park with the landlord's sister Xiaoxin, a photo of Long Shenxue wearing an apron while cooking, and a photo of Xiaokui biting a ball and crawling all over the house. and a spoof photo of the disabled Zhijian showing half of his buttocks and a photo of Li Guo and Sister Yang Er and Ha'er.

It's just a dozen, and the wallet is bulging.

"You're a strange person, too." Zhijian, who is disabled, took the photo of himself: "Ouch, my ass is so round? I really didn't pay attention. ”

Li Guo smiled and nodded: "People, you always have to have a hobby." I don't smoke much, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I don't lust, I don't have any hobbies, and my life is in vain. ”

"It's not lustful...... Mo Chou smiled deeply: "Xianggong, you are really not ashamed." ”

Li Guo was embarrassed...... Duan Bing took Li Mingxue's photo, spurting blood out despite the corners of his mouth, and his eyes were shining.

"Did you look at it?" Li Guo pointed at Duan Bing: "This is called lustful." ”

After that, Li Guo changed his words and looked at Duan Bing: "I'm very curious, why do you fall in love with my aunt?" ”

Duan Bing sighed, clutched his chest, fell down weakly, and rolled over on the bed: "Ouch...... Ouch...... Yo ......"

"I'm ......" Li Guo looked at him with his eyes: "Do you want to be so fake?" Blame the uncle. ”

"Because your aunt is very similar to Duan Wangye's childhood sweetheart." Xi He explained for Duan Bing next to him: "Very, very similar. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "No, I remember that he got together with that demon woman......

"That's just rumor." Xihe sneered: "He just saved her life, and she finally used her longevity to turn into a thunderbolt and destroy the entire mountain gate." ”

The eldest sister rubbed her ears, looked at Mo Chou, and looked at Xihe: "I advise you not to speak ill of her here." Otherwise......"

"No problem." Mo Chou waved his hand: "That woman is just a passerby to me. I was raised by the master, and the skills were taught by the master, if it weren't for the master, Mo Chou would have fallen into the dust or become starving, and the woman just gave Mo Chou a piece of flesh and blood. Therefore, Mo Chou is just the Mo Chou of the Li family, just the Mo Chou of the father-in-law. ”

When Li Guo heard this, he was shocked: "Don't you learn Nezha......"

"Oh......" Mo Chou responded sweetly: "Where can Mo Chou be so stupid...... Anyway, don't worry about getting into trouble, and there are also ministers to help you don't worry. ”

"The daughter of the demon monarch, she really made a decision to kill." Duan Bing, who pretended to be disabled, suddenly sat up from the bed: "...... words"

Before he finished speaking, Li Guo immediately intercepted his words: "Who is the reincarnation of my aunt?" ”

"Ouch...... Yo...... It hurts......" When Duan Bing heard this, he immediately clutched his chest and fell down, rolling on the bed...... Li Guo was inexplicably surprised: "That's it...... Or is it a hero? ”

And the disabled Zhijian stood up at this time and kicked Duan Bing on the bed: "Who hurt you?" I think there should be no more than ten people who can break your sword qi body. ”

Duan Bing sat up again energetically: "Begonia." ”

Li Guohe, the disabled Zhijian, and the giant sea swallowing mountain were suddenly stunned, and their ears immediately stood up.

"It's not that I don't fight back, it's that I can't resist at all." Duan Bing seemed a little embarrassed: "I've been hungry for four days...... I am really weak and weak......"

Hungry for four days...... Four days...... A dignified god of killing, because he was hungry for four days, was attacked by someone and was about to die, what kind of magnificent and terrifying heart-pounding is this?

"After being seriously injured, I escaped. I don't know where Xihe took me. Duan Bing touched Xi He's bitter face with his hand: "But it seems that my spiritual power is exhausted." ”

"Kunlun Mountain." Disabled Zhijian and Xihe said in unison.

Duan Bing glanced at Xihe: "You really still want to go home." ”

"The fox dies on the hill, and the fallen leaves return to the roots." Xihe smiled calmly: "What is it to die in a foreign land." ”

And Li Guo frowned, stomping back and forth in the room: "That begonia...... What does it look like? ”

Duan Bing shook his head: "The speed is too fast, just a blink of an eye, I am already seriously injured." didn't even see the back clearly, among the five masters, the only begonia that does not use weapons is worthy of its real name. ”

"Five masters?" Li Guo was stunned: "Aren't there only the three giants of begonias, lilies and peonies?" ”

At this time, Mo Chou suddenly interjected, and hugged Li Guo's neck with a smile: "There are also gladiolus and narcissus." Xianggong, you know three of the five masters. ”

"Three?" Li Guo raised his fingers and calculated: "There are only narcissus and lilies......"

And Mo Chou smiled evilly and pointed to his nose: "Jian Lan Jimo." ”

Li Guo's mouth grew big for a moment: "You ......"

"That's right." Mo Chou kissed Li Guo hard: "Mo Chou is usually called ......"

"Princess Gladiolus, Your Highness Jimo." Narcissus pushed the door in at this time: "I'm still thinking that you haven't told him all along, and I don't need to demolish you, right?" ”

Li Guo's mind was buzzing, he was completely messed up now, looking at Narcissus and Mo Chou, his heart was in turmoil for a while.

"Don't look at me so entangled." Narcissus returned Li Guo's bank card and a stack of money to him: "Nine thousand yuan each." I took 10,000 and found 40,000 and returned you. ”

And after Li Guo took the banknote, he looked at Mo Chou in a daze: "The five masters ......"

"yes, it's just that I don't have the heart to get involved in these people's grievances." Mo Chou smiled heartlessly: "Being an honest little daughter-in-law is enough for Mo Chou to be satisfied." ”

Li Guo shook his head: "That's not what I'm talking about...... I mean...... Why is this setting so ......? ”

"Nasty!" Mo Chou slapped Li Guo: "Mo Chou doesn't want to, this is all called out." ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "Is that the Three Giants still have the Five Heavenly Kings under their heads, and there are Eight King Kongs under the Five Heavenly Kings, and there are eighteen Arhats under the Eight King Kongs, and there are five hundred bronze men behind the Eighteen Arhats......

"yes, yes...... In the end, the eight heavenly dragons came out. Mo Chou pinched Li Guo's neck and shook it back and forth: "Xianggong, don't be so cute." ”

Li Guo tilted his head: "This sentence is clearly what I should say......"

After that, Mo Chou pointed to Narcissus: "This person is hated by almost everyone." He's a wall-to-wall grass who follows whoever is beneficial. Therefore, those of them simply cooperated to issue a killing order, this narcissus, who was killed once he was reborn, was killed once, which was very pitiful. ”

Narcissus also put on a miserable look, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes...... It's pathetic. ”

"As for me, because I'm not interested in joining them, and they all know that gladiolus is a scourge. They won't provoke me. Mo Chou pointed to himself: "Disaster star, Xianggong." ”

Li Guo suddenly smiled obscenely, leaned into Mo Chou's ear and whispered, "It's the White Tiger Calamity." ”

Mo Chou was stunned for a long time, and he didn't react for a long time. And after the eldest sister also muttered in Mo Chou's ear, Mo Chou's face suddenly turned red, and he pounced on Li Guo's body, and kept beating Li Guo's chest: "How can there be such a ...... to bully people"

At this time, Duan Bing suddenly coughed and covered his chest: "Don't laugh first, Jue Tong is a member of Haitang's subordinates, and now he is wantonly Gu." It can be seen that the Begonia vein has begun to act. ”

Narcissus smiled proudly: "Isn't it just a little Gu worm, so let's do it, you can also help me work." I'll give you information, you help me catch the worm mother, and after catching the worm mother, I will change the medicine with you. ”

"Here we go again." Li Guo shook his head: "How did this person become that one of the five masters?" ”

Narcissus narrowed his eyes: "Don't underestimate the doctor, you want your life to be just a thought." ”

(To be continued)