?“ Oops......" Mo Chou rolled boredly on the bed: "I have nothing to do all day, I can't live this day." Net »

The bird spirit was lying on the carpet, sleeping loudly during the afternoon nap, and there was no trace of the image that everyone should have, how to look like a female ruffian, who was on the ground and had legs on the sofa.

And Sister Xue may be because of pregnancy, she has become very lazy, and she only knows how to knit sweaters and knit sweaters in her spare time, and in her thinking, the most important expression of love may be knitting sweaters......

Ten years of maternity leave was enough for her to squander viciously, but she used these ten years to knit sweaters, even Mo Chou got a high-necked close-fitting sweater, and Bird Zijing got long woolen socks and amber...... She didn't want a sweater, she asked for two balls of yarn and played all day.

"It's boring...... It's boring...... Mo Chou muttered while rolling on the bed: "It's so boring......"

"Shut up" Bird Zijing was woken up by Mo Chou in a daze, and a vicious breath gushed out of his chest: "I'm bored and poke myself with a cucumber"

Mo Chou didn't pay any attention to the bird spirit, and continued to roll on the bed: "It's so boring......"

"Why don't you go out for a walk." Sister Xue was wearing a sweater while watching the Taiwanese idol drama, looking very calm: "You don't play the game now, and you don't earn any more manuscript fees." If you hold it like this, if you don't go crazy, we'll all have to be driven crazy by you. ”

Mo Chou made a whining sound in his throat, which seemed to be the voice made by the bored kitten when he was playing with himself: "If you go out, Mo Chou will be molested by those prodigal sons, every now and then, Mo Chou will hesitate to kill or not, Mo Chou let Mo Chou be merciful, but Jimo let Mo Chou kill the killer." It's annoying. ”

"Aren't Jimo and Mo Chou the same person?" Sister Xue patted Mo Chou's buttocks: "Just look at the situation." ”

Mo Chou sat up slowly, looked at Sister Xue with a resentful expression, and then sighed deeply: "Mo Chou and Jimo are the same person, but they are not the same person. Mo Chou is also very strange, Mo Chou knows that he is Mo Chou, but Mo Chou also knows that he is Jimo. Mo Chou's fourteen-year-old practiced in the mountains, and Jimo's fourteen-year-old walked the world. Can...... Where is there anyone who can practice in the mountains and walk the world? And Mo Chou is a person in the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, while Jimo is a person in the prosperous era of the Han Dynasty. This...... Sister Xue, Mo Chou has never dared to tell Xianggong. ”

Before Sister Xue could speak, the bird came in from outside: "What? Soul and body? It's impossible, if there are two souls, there will be a situation like Li Guo, one swallows the other, and Li Guo swallows Yu Zhenren. It's impossible to merge with each other. ”

"Yes, yes, it's strange to be silent." Mo Chou sighed: "Out of the sheath to recognize me as the master, in fact, it is the recognition of Jimo, not Mo Chou." But Mo Chou clearly knows that even if Mo Chou is Mo Chou, and what Mo Chou likes, Jimo also likes. Mo Chou is delicious, Jimo is also delicious, Mo Chou loves each other, Jimo also loves. ”

"It's so bizarre." Bird Zijing pinched his chin and said mysteriously: "In other words, Li Guo stabbed you in the future, that is, at the same time, he and Mo Chou and Jimo engaged in 3*?" ”

“3*？” Mo Chou was stunned for a moment, and then his face suddenly turned red: "What are you talking about, it's just a person, where did you come from...... Oops nasty"

"The same soul is not the same as a dual personality." Sister Xue put down the yarn in her hand: "This is a very dangerous and weird state, once you don't control it well, you will no longer be you, the fight between my brother and that brother, in the end, my brother won, otherwise although he is still Li Guo, his temperament will definitely change greatly." ”

Bird Zijing said disdainfully: "His temperament itself is enough to poop." ”

"You are still so happily inserted by him that you scream every day that even I can hear it." Sister Xue pouted.

"No way." Bird Zijing stretched out his hand: "I just like to eat, who dares to stop me"

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." Mo Chou sat up in his big pants: "Mo Chou has always wanted to understand why this happened. ”

"It's too simple." Toriko's face turned pale: "Actually, you are a psychopath, you have been fantasizing that you have another twin sister, thinking about it, you start to imitate her, and then you think you are two people, but you are actually one person." You see, you have a serious tendency to violence, and this is the sequelae of neurosis. ”

"Ah......" Mo Chou was shocked.

Sister Xue rubbed Mo Chou's hair: "Don't listen to her nonsense, it's very complicated, when Li Guo comes, you can ask him again." ”

"Don't talk to him" Mo Chou snorted, and lay back on the bed, humming angrily without saying a word.

"No, you." The bird spirit turned over and sat on Mo Chou's stomach, pinching Mo Chou's chest with both hands: "I don't know who looks good all day." ”

Mo Chou quibbled while struggling: "Nonsense, you are nonsense." Let go of Mo Chou"

The bird smiled wickedly, and his hand reached into Mo Chou's big pants like lightning and quickly touched a few handfuls: "Tsk, slippery, there is no one." ”

Mo Chou screamed, and then pushed a palm on the shoulder of the bird spirit, and Mo Chou, who was not light or heavy, directly let the bird spirit fly out upside down after an oops, and did not stop until he knocked the sofa over.

“**。” The bird spirit turned over and got up: "Look at the old lady who doesn't pull you naked"

As he spoke, the bird flew up, grabbed Mo Chou's waistband, and dragged it down desperately. And Mo Chou, of course, resisted desperately, and the two of them rolled into a ball.

"Don't make trouble" Sister Xue frowned and shouted: "When you kick the baby, you just wait to be unlucky." ”

As soon as she heard Sister Xue mention her baby, the two little girls who were making a fuss immediately became honest. After all, a pregnant female dragon, this thing is not a joke, and if it kicks, it is a goddaughter...... Also, if he really kicks it, Li Guo will probably go crazy directly, right?

"Baby ......" Bird Zijing pouted her ass unkemptly and leaned into Sister Xue's already slightly bulging lower abdomen and listened: "When will she come out?" ”

Sister Xue sighed: "It's been a few years, and it will take several years after it is formed, otherwise it will be too fragile and easy to die, but now she can hear it." So prenatal education is very important, you can't swear anymore. ”

"I ...... cough cough ......" Bird Zijing rubbed his nose: "The first time I heard that he had a child, he was **...... It's going to be a few more years. ”

"You're going to give birth sooner or later." Sister Xue touched the belly of the bird spirit: "Maybe there is already one, go check it out?" ”

"How do you check, I went to take a B-ultrasound, and then I found that there was an egg in my stomach, right?" The bird spirit has a strange expression: "There is an egg......

Mo Chou snorted and poked the belly of the bird essence with his hand: "Could it be red-skinned?" ”

"I'll take you there, let's go together, and I'll also go for a prenatal checkup." Sister Xue sat up from the bed: "I know a doctor who is not only the best obstetrician and gynecologist in the country, but also a soul master. Her code name is Dire. ”

And on Kunlun, Shangqing Tea doesn't think about food, so he almost washes his face with tears all day long. The first treasure of Kunlun lost thirty percent, which made Shangqing scolded at the elders' meeting, especially Shangqing's master and former head. almost scolded Shangqing for being worthless, saying that he, the head of the family, was the most scummy one in the history of the Kunlun faction......

"An old fellow......" Shangqing sat in the study and scratched his ears and cheeks: "It's a shame...... The Heroes Conference is going to be postponed. ”

Dingdong sat on the side and watched the movie: "My sister is very kind, she must have been hidden by someone, but I don't feel any danger from her." ”

"Nope." Shangqing coughed: "I'm going to go to Shushan in person, even if I kneel down for Li Guo, I have to get the sun-covering clouds back." ”

"Shu is difficult." Ding Dong smiled faintly: "Shushan, I'll go with you." ”

"Let's go."

Just when Shangqing and Dingdong were rushing to Shushan, Li Guo was also standing in Sakura's house with Lily in the same anxious manner.

Sakura's current image...... Where else is there an image, wearing a floral nightdress, barefoot, and constantly using the computer, pen and Reiko alternately calculate.

At first, Li Guo said that bringing Lily to Sakura might be of any help, but Sakura said that she hadn't even figured out the reincarnation formula for chasing milk flowers, let alone Li Guo and Lily, a pair of love-hate entanglements for several lifetimes.

"Probably when will it come out?" Lily lit a cigarette and asked coldly, "I don't have much time." ”

Sakura, who was wearing black-rimmed glasses, glanced up: "You're in a hurry, I'm more anxious than you." I can't figure it out, I can't even eat. ”

Li Guo sighed, lowered his head and said to the sunclouds who were sitting on the sofa holding the husky sage and eating snacks while watching TV: "Sunclouds, how is it?" Are you still used to it? ”

Covering the sun, he tilted his head and nodded to Li Guo stupidly: "Thank you...... Very comfortable. ”

Li Guo nodded, and said to the divine dog Xiaotian who was lying next to the cloud, "Accompany others well." Do you hear me, Xiaotian. ”

Xiao Tian nodded very humanly, and then wagged his tail and burrowed into the thigh of the cloud, squinting his eyes very much in enjoyment.

And at this moment, Reiko suddenly turned her head to look at Li Guo: "Captain, someone is visiting, and the energy of the Lock Demon Tower is abnormal. ”

After speaking, Reiko's projection screen showed a man and a woman, and across from them stood the sister of the Lock Demon Tower, with a very angry expression.

"I...... Shangqing found the door, Sister Tower...... It's going to be hairy again. Li Guo was taken aback: "Sakura, hide the clouds that cover the sun." Lily, follow me. ”

Lily spread his hands: "Don't go." ”

If it's a new book, it's definitely not Xianxia, you have to change your taste, but it's still urban.

There should be another chapter in the second half of the night, and I took a week off to make up for last year's vacation. Paid, so cool...... But the only thing that is bad is that I am really sick...

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