Chapter 20: I Am a Guinea Mouse
"I won't ask you where you came from." Tong Yuan glanced up at Zhou Tian and said lightly. Obviously, this Tong Yuan didn't believe in the life experience that Zhou Tian had fabricated before. After a few days of getting along, Tong Yuan found that Zhou Tian seemed to have a lot of secrets. It is said that he is a scholar, but he makes a good dish, you must know that this scholar cannot enter the kitchen. But if it is said to be a child of a poor family, but there is still a frivolous air in this week. Could it be that as the other party said, he is really a broken rich kid, but for this, Tong Yuan felt that something was wrong.
Although Tong Yuan is still a little worried about Zhou Tian's origin, Zhou Tian's performance during this period of time still won a lot of favor from Tong Yuan, at least Tong Yuan doesn't have to work and cook, and he can make a pot of wine every day......
"Uncle Tong is really understanding." Seeing that Tong Yuan did not have any displeasure, Zhou Tian breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, the story he made up was full of loopholes, as long as he thought about it, he could detect that it was false. Since Tong Yuan didn't want to ask any more questions, Zhou Tian was naturally happy.
"You don't have to be happy too early, I don't want to ask about your origin, but it's not so easy to become my Tong Yuan's apprentice." Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian's happy appearance and snorted and said.
"I know, I know." Zhou Tian smiled and filled Tong Yuan with wine. As long as you speak, the rest of the things will be easy to do, ask for wine and meat to give a happy word, and I will go to Hua Tuo again.
"Do you see Xiaoyun?" Tong Yuan hurriedly took a sip of the wine that was about to overflow in the wine glass and said.
"Yes." Zhou Tian subconsciously glanced at Zhao Yun, who was still trying to poke the stone. "What's wrong?"
"Xiaoyun, come here, and bring that stone by the way." Tong Yuan beckoned to Zhao Yun and asked Zhao Yun to take the stone that had been poked.
"Let's eat first, and then practice later." Tong Yuan took the stone, asked Zhao Yun to sit down to eat first, and then hooked his finger at Zhou Tian and said, "Do you see the grooves on the stone?" ”
"See." Zhou Tian nodded with some doubts, this old man asked me to see what the stone was doing, should he want to smash me.
"The stone was originally flat, and the groove was poked out by a small cloud." Tong Yuan wiped the powder on the stone with his fingers, and said, "It took Xiaoyun two years to poke this stone into its current shape, if you want to worship me as a teacher, you can poke that stone like this." Tong Yuan pointed to a stepping stone under the table.
"It's okay to smash it." Zhou Tian touched the stone under the table with his foot and found that the stone was really hard enough. (Can the stone not be hard, isn't this nonsense.) )
"What do you say?" Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian with a smile, but Zhou Tian closed his mouth very interestingly.
Since the other party has given him a chance, he should work hard to seize it, Zhao Yun, a five-year-old child, can poke a hole in the stone, can he still do it, it's a big deal I just spend a little more effort.
But when Zhou Tian really tried to poke the stone, it was not as simple as he imagined, first of all, he had to do it according to Tong Yuan's requirements. The right hand is behind, and the left hand is to hold the stick and use it as a point of focus to slide the stick against the stone. The action is not difficult, but it is not easy to do it accurately, Tong Yuan is too lazy to correct Zhou Tian's actions, so this kind of work naturally falls on Xiao Zhao Yun's body, and now Zhao Yun's kid is a stinky fart, pretending to point out Zhou Tian.
Zhou Tian learned quickly, so before Xiao Zhaoyun had enough fun, Zhou Tian's movements were already very standard.
The preparatory movements are not easy to learn, and it is even more difficult to really start poking stones, just on the first day, a lot of blisters appeared on Zhou Tian's left hand, and Zhou Tian grinned in pain. But in the end, Zhou Tian persevered, what a five-year-old child can do, can't he do it himself.
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Zhou Tian, who became Tong Yuan's quasi-apprentice, said that in addition to sewing, mending, washing, washing, and shabu, watching the children cook, and rubbing a chicken leg at Hua Tuo, he poked stones.
So, in a family at the head of Zhaojiazhuang Village, people can always see two backs, one large and one small, each struggling against a stone.
Although Zhou Tian was only a prospective disciple of Tong Yuan, he didn't treat Zhou Tian as an outsider at all, so Zhou Tian was rented by Tong Yuan to a tofu factory in the west of the village at a high salary of one piece of tofu a day to help people fetch water to make tofu.
As a result, Comrade Zhou Papi's day became extraordinarily fulfilling, busy all day long, never stopping, quite like a landlord's worker.
Zhou Tian thought that his life could not be more miserable, but he didn't expect that there would be even worse things to come-Hua Tuo's kid's numb boiling is finally about to enter the practice stage. And Zhou Tian, who had promised to test the drug, naturally played the role of a guinea pig.
And it turns out that it is quite dangerous to test drugs with people, so every time Zhou Tian comes back from Hua Tuo, he has a feeling of walking around the Nai He Bridge.
Although Hua Tuo's prepared medicine has some anesthetic effect, but the side effects are greater, on the first day, Zhou Tian went back with big lips, the two lips were like monkey buttocks, and he couldn't even eat, and the most hateful thing was Zhao Yun's kid, who actually said that Zhou Tian stole good food and didn't leave it for him.
It took a day for Zhou Tian's lips to swell, and on the third day, he was pulled by Hua Tuo to test the medicine, this time it was even worse, after taking Hua Tuo's medicine, not only his lips were big, but his whole face was big, and he was still unconscious, if it wasn't for the swelling to go down very quickly the next day, Zhou Tian wondered if he was paralyzed.
On the fifth day, this time Zhou Tian was really scared, lying in the quilt and saying that he would not go to Hua Tuo, but Hua Tuo was willing to give up, so he lurked into Zhou Tian's house and put the medicine in the water that Zhou Tian drank.
This time, Zhou Tian didn't have any swelling, but there was a reaction in his stomach, and he ate a plate of fried soybeans at noon on Sunday, so the result can be imagined.
My legs are numb! -- Zhou Tian can be regarded as knowing how Qin Shi Huang let himself die.
However, after that time, Hua Tuo's medicine began to be a little reliable, at least not to let Zhou Tian test the medicine so frequently, and the most important thing is that the medicine prepared has gradually had the effect that Ma Boiling should have.
Hua Tuo's hemp-boiling powder preparation has been effective, and Zhou Tian's poke stone has also improved a little, and the continuous impact of two consecutive months has finally made some dents on the hard stepping stone, although it is not as deep as the dents on Zhao Yun's stone, but it is still a matter of waiting for success.
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